E1 - Please eat me up, great evil dragon.

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[00:16] ---
    Great evil dragon, forgive me
    for disturbing your peaceful sleep.
[00:22] ---
    I beg you, lend us your strength.
    Help mankind to defeat the demon lord.
[00:27] ---
    In return I offer you my life.
[00:31] ---
    Please, devour me,
    oh great evil dragon!
[00:36] ---
    Huh?!
[00:37] ---
    Great evil dragon, please eat me up …
[00:40] ---
    Wait, wait, wait!
[00:41] ---
    Don’t be silly, why would
    old me want to eat you?
[00:45] ---
    Oh, might I perhaps
    not be of your liking?
[00:47] ---
    Liking? Nonsense!
[00:49] ---
    Old me is a herbivore dragon,
    me never eats meat!
[00:54] ---
    But I’m quite confident about my meat quality.
    Please be sure to try a bite.
[00:57] ---
    No, no, hold it!
    Are you insane?
[01:00] ---
    Don’t you know you’ll die
    when being eaten?!
[01:04] ---
    I am prepared to die.
[01:05] ---
    It would be my honor
    to be eaten by you,
[01:08] ---
    great evil dragon.
[01:11] ---
    Again, listen to me. Old me is neither
    an evil dragon nor a carnivore.
[01:15] ---
    See that over there? These plants
    and fruits are what I prefer to eat.
[01:22] ---
    Okay, I get it.
[01:25] ---
    Phew, finally she understood.
[01:28] ---
    This little lady really is a weird one.
[01:30] ---
    Great evil dragon.
[01:32] ---
    What is it now?
[01:37] ---
    Please dig in!
[01:38] ---
    Am I talking Chinese or what?!
[01:40] ---
    You are merely a low-rank member
    amongst the demon lord’s Generals.
[01:43] ---
    But we all know, your true powers
    surpass those of the demon lord by far.
[01:47] ---
    Therefore, I am willing to offer you my life.
    Please lend us humans a hand.
[01:51] ---
    When did the outside world begin
    to pass down this nonsense about me?
[01:55] ---
    Old me has lived for 5000 years now.
    Indeed, I have not ceased to grow bigger.
[01:59] ---
    But I have always been of little courage.
[02:04] ---
    The demon lord’s general? Me?!
[02:06] ---
    Never have I ever harmed
    any human or animal!
[02:11] ---
    Get up, little girl.
[02:13] ---
    Old me understands your wish.
[02:15] ---
    But I really have nothing special
    about me except for my old age.
[02:19] ---
    You should go home now,
    or your parents will be worried.
[02:23] ---
    I am all alone,
    I don’t have a mother or father.
[02:25] ---
    No one would be sad, if I died.
[02:29] ---
    Besides, I’m supposed to be your offering.
    The villagers would kill me, if I ran away.
[02:34] ---
    If you won’t eat my flesh,
    then I will offer you my soul instead.
[02:39] ---
    What are you doing?!
    Put the knife away!
[02:42] ---
    But great evil dragon,
[02:44] ---
    I need to die first
    to extract my soul as offering.
[02:46] ---
    Are you not listening?
    Old me will not eat you!
[02:49] ---
    And just think about my trouble
    disposing of your body!
[02:52] ---
    I understand your concern.
    I will be sure to dig a hole first.
[02:55] ---
    Just why are you so keen on dying?!
[02:59] ---
    What a waste.
[03:01] ---
    I can sense a trace of magical powers
    streaming out of her.
[03:06] ---
    Weren’t she doomed to be a sacrifice,
    she could perhaps become a reservist wizard.
[03:12] ---
    Great evil dragon, where should I best die
    to avoid causing you trouble?
[03:13] ---
    Old me cannot just stand by
    and let her kill herself.
[03:16] ---
    Great evil dragon? Great evil dragon!
[03:16] ---
    What should I do?
[03:24] ---
    Yes, I’ve heard you. Little girl,
    old me has already devoured your soul.
[03:28] ---
    High-ranking dragons like old me can
    devour souls without killing the person.
[03:33] ---
    Old me will help you explain it to the villagers,
    so go home and don’t worry.
[03:37] ---
    Really?
[03:39] ---
    Uhm, that was about
    two days lifespan worthy a soul.
[03:43] ---
    Your soul was very delicious,
    old me is content now.
[03:47] ---
    He ate my soul …
[03:48] ---
    that means …
[03:51] ---
    I am now the great evil dragon’s disciple!
[03:55] ---
    What?
[03:56] ---
    Anyway, old me will
    bring you to your village.
[03:58] ---
    But without shoes you will get hurt.
    Come, climb on my back.
[04:02] ---
    No, I must not trouble you like that,
    great evil dragon!
[04:05] ---
    Oh, I got it!
[04:06] ---
    Now that I am your disciple,
[04:08] ---
    my body is part of yours,
    so no need to be polite, right?
[04:10] ---
    Well, whatever you say.
[04:18] ---
    Great evil dragon.
[04:21] ---
    That’s my village over there.
[04:23] ---
    I hope the villagers will
    give me a warm welcome.
[04:32] ---
    Well, I saw this coming.
[04:41] ---
    I’ll be doomed,
    if they learn that I am such a loser …
[04:46] ---
    H-Honorable great evil dragon.
[04:48] ---
    May I inquire the purpose of your visit.
[04:55] ---
    Was it you who prepared
    this sacrifice for me?
[05:02] ---
    Great evil dragon.
    Was the sacrifice not to your liking?
[05:07] ---
    You foolish humans!
[05:09] ---
    This little girl may still be alive.
[05:12] ---
    However, old me has already
    devoured her soul.
[05:15] ---
    Old me wants to savour
    her delicious aftertaste.
[05:19] ---
    So don’t you dare bring me
    any other sacrifice again,
[05:22] ---
    it will only contaminate my taste buds.
[05:24] ---
    Do you understand?
[05:27] ---
    A-As you wish!
[05:29] ---
    Good thing, I could tell them
    anything and they’d believe me.
[05:32] ---
    However …
[05:34] ---
    I am all alone,
    I don’t have a mother or father.
[05:36] ---
    No one would be sad, if I died.
[05:39] ---
    I have a bad feeling about leaving her
    to those villagers.
[05:45] ---
    One more thing.
[05:47] ---
    Right!
[05:49] ---
    Her soul was of utmost exquisiteness.
[05:52] ---
    Therefore, I have decided
    not to harm you all ever again.
[05:57] ---
    This girl has done great good for you.
[06:00] ---
    You shall be treating her well.
[06:02] ---
    Regarding the fight
    against the demon lord,
[06:05] ---
    old me will take it into
    long-term consideration.
[06:07] ---
    Right.
[06:09] ---
    I’ll just hide in my hole for a few centuries,
    then no one will remember this anymore.
[06:13] ---
    Ha! That’s super-smart old me for ya!
[06:17] ---
    Uweeeh!
[06:20] ---
    Oh, wrong!
[06:21] ---
    Groaaaar!
[06:23] ---
    The great evil dragon is in rage!
[06:26] ---
    Who threw that stone?!
[06:27] ---
    You filthy monster!
[06:28] ---
    How dare you devour Lingzi’s soul!
[06:29] ---
    Lai Aode?!
[06:35] ---
    I will take you down!
[06:38] ---
    One more strike and
    I’ll end up with a concussion!
[06:43] ---
    Just shut your silly mouth, you brat!
[06:48] ---
    Let go of me!
[06:48] ---
    Great evil dragon, my deepest apologies!
    He is merely a child.
[06:51] ---
    I beg you, please have mercy!
[06:55] ---
    Such a tiny stone
    does not even make me itch.
[06:59] ---
    In fact it hurts like hell!
[07:01] ---
    You monster!
[07:06] ---
    Lingzi!
    What did that monster do to you?
[07:09] ---
    The great evil dragon
    certainly is not a monster.
[07:12] ---
    And I am his disciple now.
[07:15] ---
    Lingzi …
[07:16] ---
    Don’t you ever be rude
    to the great evil dragon again.
[07:19] ---
    I will kill you without turning a hair.
[07:23] ---
    Er, Lingzi, was it?
[07:25] ---
    Really, no need to do so much for me.
[07:28] ---
    You and me are now one. I will certainly
    not allow anyone offending you.
[07:32] ---
    Dammit!
[07:35] ---
    Hear me out.
    Please give Lingzi her soul back!
[07:38] ---
    I will be your sacrifice!
[07:41] ---
    It should’ve been me from the start,
    I drew the lot.
[07:45] ---
    W-Why you! Stop babbling!
[07:48] ---
    You are the heir to this village!
[07:51] ---
    That’s why I spent so much money
    on Lingzi as the perfect sacrifice!
[07:55] ---
    Perfect …
[07:58] ---
    Perfect sacrifice my foot!
[08:00] ---
    She’s no cattle!
[08:01] ---
    If saving it means killing an innocent girl,
    this village should rather perish!
[08:11] ---
    Say no more, my child.
[08:14] ---
    You will never do what I say, will you?
[08:14] ---
    This young boy cares so much about her.
[08:18] ---
    He surely will protect Lingzi
[08:19] ---
    and help her get away
    from her deluded strains of thought.
[08:24] ---
    Old me should quickly get out of here.
[08:28] ---
    Bad news!
[08:30] ---
    What happened?
[08:31] ---
    Monsters from the mountains,
    approaching our village!
[08:43] ---
    It’s a pack of Dark Wolves!
[08:46] ---
    There’s 30 …
    No, it’s at least 40 of them!
[08:50] ---
    O-Old me is done for!
[08:52] ---
    The Dark Wolves produce
    clones from their shadows.
[08:55] ---
    They’re aggressive,
    strong and hard to handle.
[08:57] ---
    Old me must get out of here now!
[09:00] ---
    Whoa! They’ve surrounded me!
[09:03] ---
    Great evil dragon, it will be
    a piece of cake for you to crush them!
[09:07] ---
    Great evil dragon, I’m sure,
    you can do it! You’re invincible!
[09:11] ---
    You can do it, great evil dragon!
[09:14] ---
    Old me doesn’t want to die here yet!
[09:17] ---
    Oh, no, calm down.
    Just give it a shot, hope will prevail.
[09:24] ---
    Don’t get cocky, filthy pack!
[09:28] ---
    Old me is a general of the demon lord!
[09:31] ---
    Get lost already, you tiny little ants!
[09:40] ---
    It’s hopeless! They won’t listen!
[09:42] ---
    Okay, I surrender!
    I’m at my limit already!
[09:45] ---
    You’re right, great evil dragon.
[09:48] ---
    As your disciple, I am at my limit, too.
[09:53] ---
    When did she … get on my back?
[09:57] ---
    You foolish beast
[09:59] ---
    dared to unleash a murderous aura
    towards the great evil dragon.
[10:02] ---
    My indulgence is at its limit, too.
[10:28] ---
    From the moment the great evil dragon
    devoured my soul,
[10:32] ---
    I have been mortal no more.
[10:35] ---
    The great evil dragon shall not need
    to bother with you lowly creatures.
[10:40] ---
    I alone will be enough to blow you away.
[10:46] ---
    And there I thought this little girl
    had only a smidge of magic power.
[10:49] ---
    However, what old me senses now,
    is a power rarely seen in my 5000 years of life.
[10:54] ---
    One that only a handful
    of great wizards can ever posses.
[10:57] ---
    No, she even surpasses the magical powers
    that I sensed from the great wizards.
[11:01] ---
    Try tasting the tip of the iceberg
    from the great dragons powers!
[11:09] ---
    Giant Claw of the Dragon King!
[11:10] ---
    Giant
    Claw
[11:10] ---
    of
    the
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    Dragon
[11:11] ---
    King
[11:23] ---
    Great evil dragon,
[11:25] ---
    it was my honor to use a ten millionth
    of your great powers.
[11:28] ---
    What? “Giant Claw of the Dragon King”?
    Old me knows no such thing!
[11:32] ---
    I think this little kid might be
    much scarier than the Dark Wolves.
[11:36] ---
    **