# E1 - Please eat me up, great evil dragon.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN89G9/please-eat-me-up-great-evil-dragon)
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**[00:16] ---**
Great evil dragon, forgive me
for disturbing your peaceful sleep.
**[00:22] ---**
I beg you, lend us your strength.
Help mankind to defeat the demon lord.
**[00:27] ---**
In return I offer you my life.
**[00:31] ---**
Please, devour me,
oh great evil dragon!
**[00:36] ---**
Huh?!
**[00:37] ---**
Great evil dragon, please eat me up …
**[00:40] ---**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[00:41] ---**
Don’t be silly, why would
old me want to eat you?
**[00:45] ---**
Oh, might I perhaps
not be of your liking?
**[00:47] ---**
Liking? Nonsense!
**[00:49] ---**
Old me is a herbivore dragon,
me never eats meat!
**[00:54] ---**
But I’m quite confident about my meat quality.
Please be sure to try a bite.
**[00:57] ---**
No, no, hold it!
Are you insane?
**[01:00] ---**
Don’t you know you’ll die
when being eaten?!
**[01:04] ---**
I am prepared to die.
**[01:05] ---**
It would be my honor
to be eaten by you,
**[01:08] ---**
great evil dragon.
**[01:11] ---**
Again, listen to me. Old me is neither
an evil dragon nor a carnivore.
**[01:15] ---**
See that over there? These plants
and fruits are what I prefer to eat.
**[01:22] ---**
Okay, I get it.
**[01:25] ---**
*Phew, finally she understood.*
**[01:28] ---**
*This little lady really is a weird one.*
**[01:30] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[01:32] ---**
What is it now?
**[01:37] ---**
Please dig in!
**[01:38] ---**
Am I talking Chinese or what?!
**[01:40] ---**
You are merely a low-rank member
amongst the demon lord’s Generals.
**[01:43] ---**
But we all know, your true powers
surpass those of the demon lord by far.
**[01:47] ---**
Therefore, I am willing to offer you my life.
Please lend us humans a hand.
**[01:51] ---**
When did the outside world begin
to pass down this nonsense about me?
**[01:55] ---**
Old me has lived for 5000 years now.
Indeed, I have not ceased to grow bigger.
**[01:59] ---**
But I have always been of little courage.
**[02:04] ---**
The demon lord’s general? Me?!
**[02:06] ---**
Never have I ever harmed
any human or animal!
**[02:11] ---**
Get up, little girl.
**[02:13] ---**
Old me understands your wish.
**[02:15] ---**
But I really have nothing special
about me except for my old age.
**[02:19] ---**
You should go home now,
or your parents will be worried.
**[02:23] ---**
I am all alone,
I don’t have a mother or father.
**[02:25] ---**
No one would be sad, if I died.
**[02:29] ---**
Besides, I’m supposed to be your offering.
The villagers would kill me, if I ran away.
**[02:34] ---**
If you won’t eat my flesh,
then I will offer you my soul instead.
**[02:39] ---**
What are you doing?!
Put the knife away!
**[02:42] ---**
But great evil dragon,
**[02:44] ---**
I need to die first
to extract my soul as offering.
**[02:46] ---**
Are you not listening?
Old me will not eat you!
**[02:49] ---**
And just think about my trouble
disposing of your body!
**[02:52] ---**
I understand your concern.
I will be sure to dig a hole first.
**[02:55] ---**
Just why are you so keen on dying?!
**[02:59] ---**
*What a waste.*
**[03:01] ---**
* I can sense a trace of magical powers*
* streaming out of her.*
**[03:06] ---**
* Weren’t she doomed to be a sacrifice,*
* she could perhaps become a reservist wizard.*
**[03:12] ---**
Great evil dragon, where should I best die
to avoid causing you trouble?
**[03:13] ---**
* Old me cannot just stand by*
* and let her kill herself.*
**[03:16] ---**
Great evil dragon? Great evil dragon!
**[03:16] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[03:24] ---**
Yes, I’ve heard you. Little girl,
old me has already devoured your soul.
**[03:28] ---**
High-ranking dragons like old me can
devour souls without killing the person.
**[03:33] ---**
Old me will help you explain it to the villagers,
so go home and don’t worry.
**[03:37] ---**
Really?
**[03:39] ---**
Uhm, that was about
two days lifespan worthy a soul.
**[03:43] ---**
Your soul was very delicious,
old me is content now.
**[03:47] ---**
He ate my soul …
**[03:48] ---**
that means …
**[03:51] ---**
I am now the great evil dragon’s disciple!
**[03:55] ---**
*What?*
**[03:56] ---**
Anyway, old me will
bring you to your village.
**[03:58] ---**
But without shoes you will get hurt.
Come, climb on my back.
**[04:02] ---**
No, I must not trouble you like that,
great evil dragon!
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, I got it!
**[04:06] ---**
Now that I am your disciple,
**[04:08] ---**
my body is part of yours,
so no need to be polite, right?
**[04:10] ---**
*Well, whatever you say.*
**[04:18] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[04:21] ---**
That’s my village over there.
**[04:23] ---**
* I hope the villagers will*
* give me a warm welcome.*
**[04:32] ---**
*Well, I saw this coming.*
**[04:41] ---**
* I’ll be doomed,*
* if they learn that I am such a loser …*
**[04:46] ---**
H-Honorable great evil dragon.
**[04:48] ---**
May I inquire the purpose of your visit.
**[04:55] ---**
Was it you who prepared
this sacrifice for me?
**[05:02] ---**
Great evil dragon.
Was the sacrifice not to your liking?
**[05:07] ---**
You foolish humans!
**[05:09] ---**
This little girl may still be alive.
**[05:12] ---**
However, old me has already
devoured her soul.
**[05:15] ---**
Old me wants to savour
her delicious aftertaste.
**[05:19] ---**
So don’t you dare bring me
any other sacrifice again,
**[05:22] ---**
it will only contaminate my taste buds.
**[05:24] ---**
Do you understand?
**[05:27] ---**
A-As you wish!
**[05:29] ---**
* Good thing, I could tell them*
* anything and they’d believe me.*
**[05:32] ---**
*However …*
**[05:34] ---**
I am all alone,
I don’t have a mother or father.
**[05:36] ---**
No one would be sad, if I died.
**[05:39] ---**
* I have a bad feeling about leaving her*
* to those villagers.*
**[05:45] ---**
One more thing.
**[05:47] ---**
Right!
**[05:49] ---**
Her soul was of utmost exquisiteness.
**[05:52] ---**
Therefore, I have decided
not to harm you all ever again.
**[05:57] ---**
This girl has done great good for you.
**[06:00] ---**
You shall be treating her well.
**[06:02] ---**
Regarding the fight
against the demon lord,
**[06:05] ---**
old me will take it into
long-term consideration.
**[06:07] ---**
Right.
**[06:09] ---**
* I’ll just hide in my hole for a few centuries,*
* then no one will remember this anymore.*
**[06:13] ---**
*Ha! That’s super-smart old me for ya!*
**[06:17] ---**
Uweeeh!
**[06:20] ---**
*Oh, wrong!*
**[06:21] ---**
Groaaaar!
**[06:23] ---**
The great evil dragon is in rage!
**[06:26] ---**
Who threw that stone?!
**[06:27] ---**
You filthy monster!
**[06:28] ---**
How dare you devour Lingzi’s soul!
**[06:29] ---**
Lai Aode?!
**[06:35] ---**
I will take you down!
**[06:38] ---**
* One more strike and*
* I’ll end up with a concussion!*
**[06:43] ---**
Just shut your silly mouth, you brat!
**[06:48] ---**
Let go of me!
**[06:48] ---**
Great evil dragon, my deepest apologies!
He is merely a child.
**[06:51] ---**
I beg you, please have mercy!
**[06:55] ---**
Such a tiny stone
does not even make me itch.
**[06:59] ---**
*In fact it hurts like hell!*
**[07:01] ---**
You monster!
**[07:06] ---**
Lingzi!
What did that monster do to you?
**[07:09] ---**
The great evil dragon
certainly is not a monster.
**[07:12] ---**
And I am his disciple now.
**[07:15] ---**
Lingzi …
**[07:16] ---**
Don’t you ever be rude
to the great evil dragon again.
**[07:19] ---**
I will kill you without turning a hair.
**[07:23] ---**
Er, Lingzi, was it?
**[07:25] ---**
Really, no need to do so much for me.
**[07:28] ---**
You and me are now one. I will certainly
not allow anyone offending you.
**[07:32] ---**
Dammit!
**[07:35] ---**
Hear me out.
Please give Lingzi her soul back!
**[07:38] ---**
I will be your sacrifice!
**[07:41] ---**
It should’ve been me from the start,
I drew the lot.
**[07:45] ---**
W-Why you! Stop babbling!
**[07:48] ---**
You are the heir to this village!
**[07:51] ---**
That’s why I spent so much money
on Lingzi as the perfect sacrifice!
**[07:55] ---**
Perfect …
**[07:58] ---**
Perfect sacrifice my foot!
**[08:00] ---**
She’s no cattle!
**[08:01] ---**
If saving it means killing an innocent girl,
this village should rather perish!
**[08:11] ---**
Say no more, my child.
**[08:14] ---**
You will never do what I say, will you?
**[08:14] ---**
*This young boy cares so much about her.*
**[08:18] ---**
*He surely will protect Lingzi*
**[08:19] ---**
* and help her get away*
* from her deluded strains of thought.*
**[08:24] ---**
*Old me should quickly get out of here.*
**[08:28] ---**
Bad news!
**[08:30] ---**
What happened?
**[08:31] ---**
Monsters from the mountains,
approaching our village!
**[08:43] ---**
*It’s a pack of Dark Wolves!*
**[08:46] ---**
* There’s 30 …*
* No, it’s at least 40 of them!*
**[08:50] ---**
*O-Old me is done for!*
**[08:52] ---**
* The Dark Wolves produce*
* clones from their shadows.*
**[08:55] ---**
* They’re aggressive,*
* strong and hard to handle.*
**[08:57] ---**
*Old me must get out of here now!*
**[09:00] ---**
*Whoa! They’ve surrounded me!*
**[09:03] ---**
Great evil dragon, it will be
a piece of cake for you to crush them!
**[09:07] ---**
Great evil dragon, I’m sure,
you can do it! You’re invincible!
**[09:11] ---**
You can do it, great evil dragon!
**[09:14] ---**
*Old me doesn’t want to die here yet!*
**[09:17] ---**
* Oh, no, calm down.*
* Just give it a shot, hope will prevail.*
**[09:24] ---**
Don’t get cocky, filthy pack!
**[09:28] ---**
Old me is a general of the demon lord!
**[09:31] ---**
Get lost already, you tiny little ants!
**[09:40] ---**
*It’s hopeless! They won’t listen!*
**[09:42] ---**
Okay, I surrender!
I’m at my limit already!
**[09:45] ---**
You’re right, great evil dragon.
**[09:48] ---**
As your disciple, I am at my limit, too.
**[09:53] ---**
*When did she … get on my back?*
**[09:57] ---**
You foolish beast
**[09:59] ---**
dared to unleash a murderous aura
towards the great evil dragon.
**[10:02] ---**
My indulgence is at its limit, too.
**[10:28] ---**
From the moment the great evil dragon
devoured my soul,
**[10:32] ---**
I have been mortal no more.
**[10:35] ---**
The great evil dragon shall not need
to bother with you lowly creatures.
**[10:40] ---**
I alone will be enough to blow you away.
**[10:46] ---**
* And there I thought this little girl*
* had only a smidge of magic power.*
**[10:49] ---**
* However, what old me senses now,*
* is a power rarely seen in my 5000 years of life.*
**[10:54] ---**
* One that only a handful*
* of great wizards can ever posses.*
**[10:57] ---**
* No, she even surpasses the magical powers*
* that I sensed from the great wizards.*
**[11:01] ---**
Try tasting the tip of the iceberg
from the great dragons powers!
**[11:09] ---**
Giant Claw of the Dragon King!
**[11:10] ---**
Giant
Claw
**[11:10] ---**
of
the
**[11:10] ---**
Dragon
**[11:11] ---**
King
**[11:23] ---**
Great evil dragon,
**[11:25] ---**
it was my honor to use a ten millionth
of your great powers.
**[11:28] ---**
* What? “Giant Claw of the Dragon King”?*
* Old me knows no such thing!*
**[11:32] ---**
* I think this little kid might be*
* much scarier than the Dark Wolves.*
**[11:36] ---**
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