E2 - Let’s set out on an expedition, great evil dragon!

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    Great evil dragon,
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    lets head straight to the demon king’s lair
    and beat up the yellow dragon.
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    Why in the world
    did it turn out like this?!
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    Guys, you’ve really got the wrong idea,
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    Why in the world should
    this weirdo dance of yours make me happy?!
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    Oh, right, where’s your son?
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    My foolish son is still young.
    Please do not scold him
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    for going against you.
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    Old me will not harm him,
    I just want to have a chat with him alone.
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    I highly appreciate your generosity!
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    Someone bring Lai Aode to me!
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    That young boy cared about Lingzi,
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    I’m sure he will believe me and help her.
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    You think I buy that shit?!
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    Don’t try to fool me!
    Humans could never use such strong magic!
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    You filthy monster!
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    You’re shoving the responsibility on Lingzi,
    ’cause you’re afraid to oppose the demon king!
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    He won’t listen, after all.
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    Don’t worry, great evil dragon.
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    This human was rude to you,
    I will end his life at once!
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    Wait, wait, hold it!
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    Don’t be so quick to pull out your knife!
    Weren’t you two close?!
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    No, we weren’t like that at all.
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    He desperately tried
    to chase me away all the time.
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    Whenever he could,
    he’d sneak me out of the village.
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    He’d even give me clothes he made,
    so no one would find me.
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    No matter how often I came back
    or how severely he was punished,
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    he just wouldn’t give up
    on trying to chase me out.
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    All because he hates me for stealing
    his chance to be your sacrifice!
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    Having it tough, huh, young boy?
    I feel you.
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    Great evil dragon, staying any longer
    would be a waste of time.
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    We should get going.
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    What, now?
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    I can’t wait to make myself
    useful to you as your disciple.
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    Wait, Lingzi!
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    I’m aware that right now I cannot save you
    from the dragon’s bewitchment.
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    However,
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    one day I will save you from
    the claws of the evil dragon for sure!
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    Oh man. You’re making it sound like I was
    an evil dragon kidnapping the princess.
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    That’s our chance to take everything
    of worth from his house.
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    That would be bad, wouldn’t it?
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    Why would it?
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    It serves him right
    for wanting to chase me out.
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    It actually suits her quite well.
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    Are these the clothes
    the young boy made for her?
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    The means turned out a little forceful,
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    but as long as you accept the clothes,
    that’s fine.
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    That way
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    the eastern witchcraft bestowed upon them
    will protect you from the evil dragon’s harm.
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    I’m telling you, I am the victim here.
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    Lai Aode.
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    I am very happy to be independent now.
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    I will now move out with the great evil dragon
    to defeat the demon king.
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    So that you can all
    live peacefully in this world.
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    Bid my farewell to the villagers.
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    Your powers are strongest at full moon.
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    Let us spread our wings, embrace the wind
    of the ruler and fly out into the night!
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    Oh, really? Good to know
    that full moon makes me strong.
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    Oh, no, wait!
    I can’t even fly to begin with!
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    Wings of Darkness!
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    Wings of Darkness
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    I’s so high!
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    Lingzi, I will save you, I promise!
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    W-Where are we going?!
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    Not really to fight the demon king, right?
    ’Cause we’ll die if we do!
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    Gosh, this kid seems to be serious!
    What to do now?!
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    We can’t return to the village.
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    I need to calm her down somewhere
    and then get out.
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    Listen, Lingzi. We shouldn’t attack
    the demon king right away.
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    Old me has been away for too long.
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    First I need to learn what this world
    has become in these 5000 years.
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    Oh, very impressive.
    You’re planning comprehensively!
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    Oh yes. That’s why we need
    to find a town with warriors
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    to build-up a force against the demon king.
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    Can you take old me to such a town?
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    As you wish!
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    Third eye of the evil dragon:
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    Evil dragon clairvoyance.
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    On!
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    Assigning some some weird skills to old me
    seems to be kind of a hobby of hers.
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    Found one!
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    Northeast.
    There’s a city called Paleo Doner.
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    Many excellent adventurers
    gather there and form guilds.
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    However, you should know commodity prices
    there have exploded in recent years.
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    Egg prices have tripled.
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    Of course the leaders are preparing
    tax relief measures for the farmers
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    Many excellent adventurers
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    forming guilds
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    however, you need to know
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    compared to before
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    price for eggs
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    prices exploding
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    tripled
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    recent years
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    tax relief measures
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    leaders of Paleo Doner
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    proclaimed his disagreement
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    Paleo Doner
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    but ol’ farmer Mike disagrees with…
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    of course, recently in Paleo Doner
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    apart from that
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    you need to know
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    Oh, oh, hold it!
    Spare me that irrelevant gibberish.
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    Look, great evil dragon, it’s right there.
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    It sure is nothing like the countryside.
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    The city is brightly lit,
    even now, late at night.
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    Damn right, brightly lit.
    It’s straightout hellfire on earth!
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    Why didn’t you tell me this, instead of
    reporting on all that trivial stuff?
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    I thought that to you, tiny events
    like this would be the trivial things.
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    New monster appearing! It’s a dragon!
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    Everyone get ready!
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    Fire!
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    A black scale armor …
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    Azure blue eyes …
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    No doubt about it.
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    He’s the evil dragon on pair
    with the demon king’s powers.
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    The dragon lord Revandia!
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    Impertinent fools!
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    The great evil dragon
    wishes not to harm mankind.
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    Do you really want to attack him,
    you tiny weaklings?!
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    Well, sure, I’m grateful
    that she saved me again.
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    But her performance is setting my image
    as the evil dragon in stone!
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    Dragon.
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    I saw what happened just now.
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    Please forgive my men for attacking you.
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    My name is Ai Li’anti.
    I’m the leader of Paleo Doner.
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    Dragon, young girl, please lend us a hand.
    Help us save this city!
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    This female warrior
    might listen to reason.
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    Before you is the great evil dragon Revandia,
    preparing to subdue the demon king!
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    What you just saw was only
    the tip of the iceberg of his infinite power.
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    Were he serious, he could annihilate
    the whole city in an instant!
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    Oh please, Lingzi,
    I wish you’d stop that!
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    I see.
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    You’ve only just become his disciple
    and surpass my strength already.
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    That shows your master’s great powers.
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    How do you know it was recently?!
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    It’s crystal clear from the way you fight.
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    Your magic is powerful.
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    But you can’t control it well.
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    But this is no time to chit-chat.
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    I need your help. So at least for now
    I will not consider you enemies.
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    Well, since we’ve talked so far now,
    I cannot just ignore this matter.
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    Lingzi, let’s give them a hand.
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    If it is your order, I will gladly obey!
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    Let me explain the situation.
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    At first it was only these
    weird bird monsters invading.
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    We managed to handle them somehow.
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    However, their bones come
    out of the corpses and turn into
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    self-regenerating skeleton monsters.
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    They’re weak in combat,
    but there are too many of them.
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    Also, their main objective
    seems to be laying fire.
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    As soon as they encounter a soldier,
    they’ll run. Very vexing.
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    Therefore, evil dragon …
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    I want you take care of the birds in the air,
    as you did just now.
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    Wipe them out without remains.
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    I-In the air?!
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    No! No! I really don’t wanna!
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    Lingzi.
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    This is a good opportunity for you to train.
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    Why don’t you try to clean them up
    by yourself? Can you do it?
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    Yes, understood.
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    Such low-level monsters
    don’t require you to bother.
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    I, your disciple, will go and
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    annihilate them!
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    This kid is so much scarier
    than the monsters!
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    I assume there must be a leader
    who is manipulating the corpses.
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    A thousand years ago,
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    old me saw the demon king’s army
    invading on humans with similar tactics.
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    You should hurry and look for
    a skull-monster or something alike.
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    That monster can manipulate
    every corpse within its sight.
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    The skeletons are spread
    throughout the town.
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    Therefore, their leader should be in a high
    place where he can oversee everything.
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    Like over there.
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    That’s the demon king army’s
    backbone for you.
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    Oh no, I have merely lived
    for a little while now.
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    You heard him!
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    Ground units, search every roof,
    attic and tower!
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    Leave no stone unturned!
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    Right!
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    May I mention that I’m not an evil dragon?
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    Great evil dragon!
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    I have wiped out the monsters.
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    Thank you, good work.
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    It’s gotten late, you should get some rest.
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    But now we must …
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    Don’t worry Ai Li’anti’s people will
    take care of the monsters in town.
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    Your mission now is to get a good rest.
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    A-As you wish.
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    She’s sleeping fast and sound.
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    The battle seems to be nearing its end.
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    The rain will put out the fires soon.
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    This Ai Li’anti seems to be a good person. And reliable, too.
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    Leaving Lingzi in her care,
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    old me could rest assured
    and return to his cave.
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    Daddy …
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