E3 - You will always be my great evil dragon
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[01:27] ---
Daddy...
[01:30] ---
This kid...
[01:31] ---
Thanks to your advice...
[01:33] ---
we have averted
this crisis on Paleo Doner.
[01:37] ---
Don't just stare at our guests,
go make yourself useful!
[01:39] ---
Right!
[01:43] ---
Someone help over here!
[01:44] ---
Hurry, go to them! Move!
[01:47] ---
I heard that you're violent
and bloodthirsty,
[01:50] ---
therefore I didn't expect you to be
so caring about your disciple.
[01:52] ---
Old me is nothing like that.
[01:54] ---
Uhm, listen...
[01:57] ---
I have a somewhat mean favour to ask.
[02:00] ---
Could I maybe leave this kid here in town?
[02:05] ---
What's your scheme?!
[02:06] ---
N-No scheme, really!
Please calm down and let old me explain.
[02:12] ---
In fact, Lingzi is not old me's disciple.
[02:15] ---
You saw it yourself,
[02:16] ---
she wiped out those monster birds
all by herself.
[02:19] ---
If she stays here to train, she will
for sure turn out to be a great wizard
[02:23] ---
who can support you.
[02:26] ---
So you're telling me
[02:27] ---
the magic released from that little girl
wasn't coming from you,
[02:30] ---
but those were her own powers?
[02:33] ---
Like I'd buy that crap.
[02:34] ---
I know it sounds crazy,
but it's the truth.
[02:39] ---
I can't fully trust you yet.
[02:41] ---
However, once the clean-up is done,
I'll see to the child being accommodated.
[02:45] ---
And then let's take some time
to think about the rest.
[02:48] ---
Thank you, that would be a big relief.
[02:51] ---
Can I ask you one more thing?
[02:53] ---
Hm?
[02:55] ---
Why are you betraying
the demon king?
[02:57] ---
I don't think he would neglect
someone like you.
[03:00] ---
Or is it your pride that prevents you
from subordinating to others?
[03:06] ---
I need to clear up
some misunderstandings first.
[03:09] ---
Old me is no evil dragon but merely
a useless vegan dragon, that's all.
[03:22] ---
So that's what happened.
See what I mean?
[03:25] ---
And who d'you think'll buy that crap?
[03:29] ---
I knew it!
[03:31] ---
Evil dragon Revandia, don't tell me
you don't dare to oppose the demon king
[03:35] ---
and want to shove
the responsibility on that girl?
[03:38] ---
Why does everyone keep saying that?!
[03:41] ---
The release of magic follows rules.
[03:43] ---
She's just a human child, how could she
suddenly use such strong powers?
[03:48] ---
Or do you believe a newborn
can just get up and walk?
[03:51] ---
Er, maybe she's... a divine child?
[03:55] ---
In fact, I have heard
of some high-level wizards
[03:58] ---
who were able to use high-level magic
even as a child.
[04:01] ---
However, these are all just legends.
[04:03] ---
I for my part haven't yet
met a divine child in reality.
[04:06] ---
Well, there's one
right in front of you now.
[04:11] ---
If what you say is true,
we are in big trouble.
[04:14] ---
The level of her magic
by far surpasses human capabilities.
[04:18] ---
But her technique for manipulating it
is clumsy.
[04:21] ---
Any unforeseen event
[04:23] ---
and her own magic might devour her,
turning her into a real evil dragon.
[04:28] ---
You mean she'll become a dragon?!
[04:32] ---
Well, normally of course
that's impossible.
[04:34] ---
It's just a theory deduced
under the premise that you're not lying.
[04:40] ---
Well to you it's just a theory,
[04:42] ---
but old me's fearful heart can't handle
being startled like that.
[04:46] ---
Your turn to answer my question.
[04:49] ---
I'm asking you one last time.
[04:51] ---
Why are you betraying the demon king?!
[04:56] ---
No answer?
[04:57] ---
A foolish decision.
[04:59] ---
You're lucky his highness the demon king
has some respect for you left.
[05:02] ---
And yet you get so full of yourself
to throw you future away.
[05:05] ---
What are you talking about?!
[05:08] ---
I am Ai Li'anti,
loyal swordsman to the demon king.
[05:14] ---
Prepare to die, old dragon!
[05:22] ---
Forgive me, master,
[05:24] ---
for sleeping big time
right in front of the enemy.
[05:28] ---
To make up for my failure, allow me
to present you the enemy's head.
[05:43] ---
Your magic powers truly are above mine.
[05:46] ---
However...
[05:48] ---
You've used it all up in the fight
against the monster birds.
[05:52] ---
You really need to learn pacing yourself.
[05:55] ---
When it comes to pure sword fighting,
you're no enemy to me.
[06:12] ---
S-She's strong.
[06:13] ---
Her sword is much heavier,
yet she's much more agile than Lingzi.
[06:20] ---
She's predicting all of Lingzis movements,
and thus guards them in advance.
[06:24] ---
At this rate
[06:25] ---
Lingzi won't be able even to scratch her.
She won't hold up like this.
[06:31] ---
Fierce attacks alone
will hardly do the trick, little girl.
[06:35] ---
Now it's my turn.
[06:45] ---
Oh no!
[06:46] ---
That attack was a feint
[06:48] ---
to force Lingzi to jump, so she'd
lose foothold and can't react anymore.
[06:56] ---
Lingzi!
[07:01] ---
So, it's back to you and me,
[07:04] ---
evil dragon Revandia.
[07:09] ---
Oh goodness,
this time I'm a goner for sure!
[07:21] ---
Who'd have thought,
after my 5000 years of life,
[07:23] ---
my body won't even stay
in one piece when I'm gone.
[07:27] ---
Hey, evil dragon. You listening?
[07:30] ---
You're overdoing it!
[07:37] ---
I still have my legs and arms.
And no wounds either.
[07:39] ---
But old me clearly felt the pain just now.
[07:44] ---
That's right, there was pain.
This sword is special.
[07:47] ---
No matter how weak or strong
the opponent,
[07:49] ---
it will inflict damage on them.
[07:52] ---
You are no exception, evil dragon.
[07:55] ---
As long as I keep attacking you,
the sword will keep hurting you.
[07:59] ---
You mean you won't let me die quick
and painless, but rip me apart alive?
[08:03] ---
W-Wait, hold it!
[08:10] ---
Oh goodie, that hurts.
[08:14] ---
Say, can't you use
a normal sword instead?
[08:17] ---
This one's just too cruel!
[08:20] ---
Did you think
I'd fall for that, Revandia?
[08:23] ---
A normal sword can't even scratch you.
[08:25] ---
The winner is clear already.
This will only prolong the fight.
[08:30] ---
Coming to speak of it,
didn't Lingzi also ...
[08:41] ---
Stop! Wait a sec!
[08:51] ---
They seem to be getting along just fine.
[08:52] ---
Ouch, ouch, ow!
[08:53] ---
Guess, I worried for nothing.
[09:02] ---
WIN
[09:02] ---
WIN
[09:02] ---
You defeated the evil dragon Revandia
[09:04] ---
So you really were weak?
[09:06] ---
Even if I had a little strength,
it'd hardly be enough to get away from you.
[09:13] ---
Sorry for going so rough against you.
[09:16] ---
I just wanted to test you a little.
[09:18] ---
But seeing you beaten up like that
[09:20] ---
by a human,
I guess you were telling the truth.
[09:22] ---
Test ... me?
[09:25] ---
Did you have to go that far?!
[09:34] ---
My apologies.
[09:35] ---
But this sword only inflicts pain.
[09:38] ---
It doesn't cause any real physical harm.
[09:40] ---
Well, you did cause old me
quite some mental harm, you know?
[09:46] ---
So that thing about you
and the demon's army was ...
[09:49] ---
... of course a lie.
[09:50] ---
If you really were the dragon from the legends,
my attack would've angered you.
[09:55] ---
Then, very likely you'd have turned
Paleo Doner to ashes by now.
[09:59] ---
However, if you believed me to be
of the demon king's army,
[10:02] ---
your anger would
turn towards the demons.
[10:05] ---
Sorry to tell you old me is so weak,
any anger'd lead to nothing.
[10:10] ---
Oh yes and, better don't go around
telling people that you're weak.
[10:15] ---
That little girl believes in you.
[10:17] ---
We don't know what'd happen,
if she lost what she'd believed in.
[10:21] ---
Besides, the bounty on your head
comes second right after the demon king.
[10:25] ---
If people knew that you're actually weak,
[10:27] ---
you'll have a bunch of bounty hunters
coming for your head.
[10:33] ---
But you can do something about it, right?!
[10:38] ---
I wish you good luck.
[10:40] ---
So nothing can be done to fix this?
[10:42] ---
Seems like I'll have to say goodbye
to my cave.
[10:46] ---
Well there's not *nothing
*that could be done.
[10:57] ---
When the girl wakes up,
tell her that fight was just a dream.
[11:00] ---
It'll save you trouble.
[11:02] ---
She might be young, but still
she won't believe such an absurd story.
[11:10] ---
She will.
[11:11] ---
She'll believe everything,
as long as it's coming from you.
[11:31] ---
Great evil dragon.
[11:32] ---
Y-Your body has ...
[11:36] ---
Oh, you awake, Lingzi?