# E3 - You will always be my great evil dragon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2GX7X/you-will-always-be-my-great-evil-dragon)
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**[01:27] ---**
Daddy...
**[01:30] ---**
*This kid...*
**[01:31] ---**
Thanks to your advice...
**[01:33] ---**
we have averted
this crisis on Paleo Doner.
**[01:37] ---**
Don't just stare at our guests,
go make yourself useful!
**[01:39] ---**
Right!
**[01:43] ---**
Someone help over here!
**[01:44] ---**
Hurry, go to them! Move!
**[01:47] ---**
I heard that you're violent
and bloodthirsty,
**[01:50] ---**
therefore I didn't expect you to be
so caring about your disciple.
**[01:52] ---**
Old me is nothing like that.
**[01:54] ---**
Uhm, listen...
**[01:57] ---**
I have a somewhat mean favour to ask.
**[02:00] ---**
Could I maybe leave this kid here in town?
**[02:05] ---**
What's your scheme?!
**[02:06] ---**
N-No scheme, really!
Please calm down and let old me explain.
**[02:12] ---**
In fact, Lingzi is not old me's disciple.
**[02:15] ---**
You saw it yourself,
**[02:16] ---**
she wiped out those monster birds
all by herself.
**[02:19] ---**
If she stays here to train, she will
for sure turn out to be a great wizard
**[02:23] ---**
who can support you.
**[02:26] ---**
So you're telling me
**[02:27] ---**
the magic released from that little girl
wasn't coming from you,
**[02:30] ---**
but those were her own powers?
**[02:33] ---**
Like I'd buy that crap.
**[02:34] ---**
I know it sounds crazy,
but it's the truth.
**[02:39] ---**
I can't fully trust you yet.
**[02:41] ---**
However, once the clean-up is done,
I'll see to the child being accommodated.
**[02:45] ---**
And then let's take some time
to think about the rest.
**[02:48] ---**
Thank you, that would be a big relief.
**[02:51] ---**
Can I ask you one more thing?
**[02:53] ---**
Hm?
**[02:55] ---**
Why are you betraying
the demon king?
**[02:57] ---**
I don't think he would neglect
someone like you.
**[03:00] ---**
Or is it your pride that prevents you
from subordinating to others?
**[03:06] ---**
I need to clear up
some misunderstandings first.
**[03:09] ---**
Old me is no evil dragon but merely
a useless vegan dragon, that's all.
**[03:22] ---**
So that's what happened.
See what I mean?
**[03:25] ---**
And who d'you think'll buy that crap?
**[03:29] ---**
*I knew it!*
**[03:31] ---**
Evil dragon Revandia, don't tell me
you don't dare to oppose the demon king
**[03:35] ---**
and want to shove
the responsibility on that girl?
**[03:38] ---**
Why does everyone keep saying that?!
**[03:41] ---**
The release of magic follows rules.
**[03:43] ---**
She's just a human child, how could she
suddenly use such strong powers?
**[03:48] ---**
Or do you believe a newborn
can just get up and walk?
**[03:51] ---**
Er, maybe she's... a divine child?
**[03:55] ---**
In fact, I have heard
of some high-level wizards
**[03:58] ---**
who were able to use high-level magic
even as a child.
**[04:01] ---**
However, these are all just legends.
**[04:03] ---**
I for my part haven't yet
met a divine child in reality.
**[04:06] ---**
Well, there's one
right in front of you now.
**[04:11] ---**
If what you say is true,
we are in big trouble.
**[04:14] ---**
The level of her magic
by far surpasses human capabilities.
**[04:18] ---**
But her technique for manipulating it
is clumsy.
**[04:21] ---**
Any unforeseen event
**[04:23] ---**
and her own magic might devour her,
turning her into a real evil dragon.
**[04:28] ---**
You mean she'll become a dragon?!
**[04:32] ---**
Well, normally of course
that's impossible.
**[04:34] ---**
It's just a theory deduced
under the premise that you're not lying.
**[04:40] ---**
Well to you it's just a theory,
**[04:42] ---**
but old me's fearful heart can't handle
being startled like that.
**[04:46] ---**
Your turn to answer my question.
**[04:49] ---**
I'm asking you one last time.
**[04:51] ---**
Why are you betraying the demon king?!
**[04:56] ---**
No answer?
**[04:57] ---**
A foolish decision.
**[04:59] ---**
You're lucky his highness the demon king
has some respect for you left.
**[05:02] ---**
And yet you get so full of yourself
to throw you future away.
**[05:05] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:08] ---**
I am Ai Li'anti,
loyal swordsman to the demon king.
**[05:14] ---**
Prepare to die, old dragon!
**[05:22] ---**
Forgive me, master,
**[05:24] ---**
for sleeping big time
right in front of the enemy.
**[05:28] ---**
To make up for my failure, allow me
to present you the enemy's head.
**[05:43] ---**
Your magic powers truly are above mine.
**[05:46] ---**
However...
**[05:48] ---**
You've used it all up in the fight
against the monster birds.
**[05:52] ---**
You really need to learn pacing yourself.
**[05:55] ---**
When it comes to pure sword fighting,
you're no enemy to me.
**[06:12] ---**
*S-She's strong.*
**[06:13] ---**
* Her sword is much heavier,*
* yet she's much more agile than Lingzi.*
**[06:20] ---**
* She's predicting all of Lingzis movements,*
* and thus guards them in advance.*
**[06:24] ---**
*At this rate*
**[06:25] ---**
* Lingzi won't be able even to scratch her.*
* She won't hold up like this.*
**[06:31] ---**
Fierce attacks alone
will hardly do the trick, little girl.
**[06:35] ---**
Now it's my turn.
**[06:45] ---**
*Oh no!*
**[06:46] ---**
*That attack was a feint*
**[06:48] ---**
to force Lingzi to jump, so she'd
lose foothold and can't react anymore.
**[06:56] ---**
Lingzi!
**[07:01] ---**
So, it's back to you and me,
**[07:04] ---**
evil dragon Revandia.
**[07:09] ---**
* Oh goodness,*
* this time I'm a goner for sure!*
**[07:21] ---**
* Who'd have thought,*
* after my 5000 years of life,*
**[07:23] ---**
* my body won't even stay*
* in one piece when I'm gone.*
**[07:27] ---**
Hey, evil dragon. You listening?
**[07:30] ---**
You're overdoing it!
**[07:37] ---**
* I still have my legs and arms.*
* And no wounds either.*
**[07:39] ---**
*But old me clearly felt the pain just now.*
**[07:44] ---**
That's right, there was pain.
This sword is special.
**[07:47] ---**
No matter how weak or strong
the opponent,
**[07:49] ---**
it will inflict damage on them.
**[07:52] ---**
You are no exception, evil dragon.
**[07:55] ---**
As long as I keep attacking you,
the sword will keep hurting you.
**[07:59] ---**
You mean you won't let me die quick
and painless, but rip me apart alive?
**[08:03] ---**
W-Wait, hold it!
**[08:10] ---**
Oh goodie, that hurts.
**[08:14] ---**
Say, can't you use
a normal sword instead?
**[08:17] ---**
This one's just too cruel!
**[08:20] ---**
Did you think
I'd fall for that, Revandia?
**[08:23] ---**
A normal sword can't even scratch you.
**[08:25] ---**
The winner is clear already.
This will only prolong the fight.
**[08:30] ---**
* Coming to speak of it,*
* didn't Lingzi also ...*
**[08:41] ---**
Stop! Wait a sec!
**[08:51] ---**
They seem to be getting along just fine.
**[08:52] ---**
Ouch, ouch, ow!
**[08:53] ---**
Guess, I worried for nothing.
**[09:02] ---**
WIN
**[09:02] ---**
WIN
**[09:02] ---**
You defeated the evil dragon Revandia
**[09:04] ---**
So you really *were* weak?
**[09:06] ---**
Even if I had a little strength,
it'd hardly be enough to get away from you.
**[09:13] ---**
Sorry for going so rough against you.
**[09:16] ---**
I just wanted to test you a little.
**[09:18] ---**
But seeing you beaten up like that
**[09:20] ---**
by a human,
I guess you were telling the truth.
**[09:22] ---**
*Test ... me?*
**[09:25] ---**
Did you have to go that far?!
**[09:34] ---**
My apologies.
**[09:35] ---**
But this sword only inflicts pain.
**[09:38] ---**
It doesn't cause any real physical harm.
**[09:40] ---**
Well, you did cause old me
quite some mental harm, you know?
**[09:46] ---**
So that thing about you
and the demon's army was ...
**[09:49] ---**
... of course a lie.
**[09:50] ---**
If you really were the dragon from the legends,
my attack would've angered you.
**[09:55] ---**
Then, very likely you'd have turned
Paleo Doner to ashes by now.
**[09:59] ---**
However, if you believed me to be
of the demon king's army,
**[10:02] ---**
your anger would
turn towards the demons.
**[10:05] ---**
Sorry to tell you old me is so weak,
any anger'd lead to nothing.
**[10:10] ---**
Oh yes and, better don't go around
telling people that you're weak.
**[10:15] ---**
That little girl believes in you.
**[10:17] ---**
We don't know what'd happen,
if she lost what she'd believed in.
**[10:21] ---**
Besides, the bounty on your head
comes second right after the demon king.
**[10:25] ---**
If people knew that you're actually weak,
**[10:27] ---**
you'll have a bunch of bounty hunters
coming for your head.
**[10:33] ---**
But you can do something about it, right?!
**[10:38] ---**
I wish you good luck.
**[10:40] ---**
*So nothing can be done to fix this?*
**[10:42] ---**
* Seems like I'll have to say goodbye*
* to my cave.*
**[10:46] ---**
Well there's not *nothing
*that could be done.
**[10:57] ---**
When the girl wakes up,
tell her that fight was just a dream.
**[11:00] ---**
It'll save you trouble.
**[11:02] ---**
She might be young, but still
she won't believe such an absurd story.
**[11:10] ---**
She will.
**[11:11] ---**
She'll believe everything,
as long as it's coming from you.
**[11:31] ---**
Great evil dragon.
**[11:32] ---**
Y-Your body has ...
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, you awake, Lingzi?