E5 - Figures GO!

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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
[00:10] Narration
    In order to promote the zoo, the girls
    participated in a figure skating grand prix.
[00:15] Narration
    Miyu's quadruple axel jump
    nearly secures the girls' victory,
[00:19] Narration
    but when it's discovered she's a bird,
    her medal is stripped from her.
SIGN    She's a Bird
SIGN    Stripped of her Gold Medal
[00:23] Narration
    What does the future have in
    store for the girls this week?
[00:27] Airi
    Hello, Mayushi? What's wrong?
[00:31] Yoshino
    What? Are you playing Red Light, Green Light?
[00:35] Mayu
    No. I'm coming up with poses for my figure.
[00:37] Airi
    Figure?
[00:38] Yoshino
    Figure skating?
[00:40] Mayu
    No. The kind of figures that enthusiasts like.
[00:43] Yoshino
    Oh, those.
[00:44] Airi
    You mean those doll things?
[00:46] Mayu
    Yeah. I think our era is all about figures.
[00:50] Airi
    What do you mean?
[00:51] Mayu
    When an anime gets a figure,
    it's proof of its popularity.
[00:55] Mayu
    Having figures means you're popular.
[00:58] Mayu
    If we release figures,
    we'll become popular, too!
[01:01] Airi
    Isn't it the other way around?
[01:03] Airi
    I thought you get figures
    because you're popular...
[01:05] Mayu
    If we sell them as merchandise,
    the zoo should make a lot of money.
[01:09] Yoshino
    That's a good idea.
[01:11] Airi
    But there are all kinds of figures.
[01:14] Mayu
    Yeah.
[01:15] Mayu
    For example, a figure for
    children might look like this.
[01:20] Both
    That's terrifying!
[01:21] Mayu
    You think so? Then I'll make it
    cute by sticking my tongue out.
[01:23] Airi
    That's even scarier.
    You'll make children cry.
[01:26] Yoshino
    You're obviously trying to eat something.
[01:29] Mayu
    Really? No good, huh?
[01:31] Airi
    I think you should do
    something cute for children.
[01:34] Airi
    Like this.
[01:36] Yoshino
    That's so cute. I'll give it a try.
[01:42] Mayu
    Yoppi, try opening your mouth.
[01:44] Airi
    Huh?
[01:44] Mayu
    Airi, lie down.
[01:46] Yoshino
    What? Why?
[01:48] Mayu
    Just do it!
[01:48] Mayu
    That's what the producer inside me is saying!
[01:51] Airi
    Like this?
[01:53] Yoshino
    What's wrong with you?
[01:55] Mayu
    Yoppi, get on all fours.
[01:57] Mayu
    Airi, lift your body off the ground.
[02:01] Yoshino
    What was that for?
[02:01] Airi
    Ow...
[02:03] Airi
    Yoppi, don't talk.
    Your teeth are stabbing me.
[02:08] Mayu
    That's it!
[02:09] Mayu
    It's sure to be a hit!
[02:11] Mayu
    I have a feeling every family will have
    one of these on display in their entryway!
[02:15] Airi
    Ow...
[02:15] Airi
    Huh? I think I've seen
    something like this before.
SIGN    Limited Edition Figure
SIGN    Limited Edition Figure
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
SIGN    Sold Out
[02:25] Yoshino
    This...
[02:29] Yoshino
    This isn't a figure. It's a souvenir!
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO