E7 - Single Grand Attraction GO!

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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:05] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    I-1 Park
[00:10] Narration
    In this time of crisis, Nanami,
    WUG ZOO's number one entertainer,
[00:13] Narration
    suggests bringing in guests
    with a single, grand attraction
[00:15] Narration
    if the zoo is short on funds.
[00:18] Narration
    Will her plan go well?
[00:22] Nanami
    The first phase of the plan is "grand scenery!"
[00:27] Yoshino
    Amazing! This might actually work!
[00:29] Yoshino
    Wh-What is this?
[00:31] Nanami
    I used all our budget on the scenery.
[00:35] Yoshino
    Nanamin, our guests come to see us.
[00:38] Yoshino
    Shouldn't we focus on
    strengthening our characters
[00:40] Yoshino
    instead of improving our backdrops?
[00:42] Nanami
    You're right. The quality
    of the art is important, too.
[00:44] Yoshino
    Umm... What are you talking about?
[00:47] Nanami
    Don't worry about it.
[00:48] Nanami
    Phase two of the plan is "smooth animation!"
[00:53] Nanami
    How's this?
[00:55] Yoshino
    It's amazing! It's so cool!
[00:58] Nanami
    How's this?
[01:00] Yoshino
    Yeah, I like it.
[01:03] Nanami
    How's this?
[01:05] Yoshino
    I told you. I like it.
[01:08] Yoshino
    Nanamin, you've just been doing
    the same thing over and over.
[01:13] Nanami
    Yeah, I used our whole
    budget on this single cut.
[01:16] Yoshino
    What?
[01:18] Nanami
    But fans gratefully watch
    transformation scenes over and over, right?
[01:22] Yoshino
    Won't our guests get tired of watching only this?
[01:27] Nanami
    Then let's move onto phase three,
    "super CGI strategy!"
[01:32] Nanami
    We're entering the age of CGI!
[01:37] Yoshino
    But even an amateur like myself
    can tell how weird it looks.
[01:41] Yoshino
    You definitely hired the wrong studio.
[01:43] Nanami
    You've got a lot of complaints, don't you?
[01:45] Nanami
    Fine, I got it.
[01:47] Nanami
    How about this?
[01:50] Yoshino
    Amazing!
[01:51] Yoshino
    These visuals will definitely draw in guests.
[01:56] Yoshino
    Huh? Nanamin, what about your face?
[01:58] Nanami
    That's none of your business.
[02:00] Yoshino
    R-Really? In any case, I'm sure
    this quality will be a huge success.
[02:05] Yoshino
    Our anime is sure to get a second season!
[02:08] Nanami
    Of course.
[02:10] Yoshino
    Nanamin, come to think of it,
    you haven't been moving at all, have you?
[02:13] Nanami
    I used the entire budget on the art.
[02:16] Nanami
    All I can do is move my mouth.
[02:18] Yoshino
    What?
[02:18] Nanami
    Who cares? People are only
    interested in pretty pin-ups.
[02:23] Yoshino
    N-Nanamin, don't you think
    you're being too harsh?
[02:25] Nanami
    Now, let's go get guests
    with my beautiful dancing!
[02:29] Yoshino
    What? You're going out like that?
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:21] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO