E2 - Aquarium GO!

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SIGN    Wake Up, Girl ZOO!
[00:02] Narration
    This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.
[00:06] Narration
    The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.
SIGN    Ninja
[00:10] Narration
    The members of WUG decided
    to put on a ninja show to bring in guests.
[00:14] Narration
    While training to become ninjas,
[00:16] Narration
    the seven girls got caught up in the
    spectacular conflict between the Iga and Koga.
[00:21] Narration
    What does the future have in
    store for the girls this week?
[00:26] Minami
    I wonder if a lot of guests will come.
[00:28] Airi
    Glub, glub.
[00:30] Nanami
    They will come.
[00:31] Nanami
    After all, these places are
    a standard location for dates.
[00:33] Miyu
    That's right. They're far
    more romantic than the zoo.
[00:37] Kaya
    Glub, glub.
[00:39] Miyu
    I call it our plan to bring in guests
    to the aquarium and make tons of money!
[00:44] Minami
    I'm so glad we have Airi and Kaya-tan.
[00:48] Nanami
    Everyone should have fish and reptile friends.
[00:52] Minami
    Do you think we'll get paid
    more once we get more guests?
[00:56] Miyu
    I'm sure we will.
[00:58] Miyu
    When we do, I'm going to buy a new dress.
[01:01] Minami
    I'm going to buy meat.
[01:03] Minami
    There's Maesawa beef and Sendai beef and...
[01:06] Nanami
    Minyami, you're practically a cow yourself.
[01:09] Miyu
    What about you, Nanamin?
    Is there anything you want?
[01:13] Nanami
    I'll probably get tickets
    to a Hikarizuka performance.
[01:17] Miyu
    You're so serious, Nanamin.
[01:19] Minami
    Then there's Yonezawa beef
    and Yamagata beef and...
[01:23] Nanami
    Minyami, you care more
    about food than seduction.
[01:26] Miyu
    Do you think you're sexy, Nanamin?
[01:31] Nanami
    What do you mean?
[01:32] Miyu
    I'm asking about your love life.
[01:33] Miyu
    Your love life.
[01:35] Nanami
    Wh-What are you talking about, Miyu?
[01:37] Nanami
    W-We're idols!
[01:40] Miyu
    Come on. I won't tell anyone else.
[01:44] Nanami
    But scandals are strictly prohibited!
[01:47] Miyu
    What kind of men do you like, Nanamin?
[01:50] Miyu
    I like men with clear eyes and aquiline noses...
[01:55] Nanami
    You just want to talk about yourself.
[01:58] Miyu
    That's not true.
[02:00] Miyu
    I'll guess what kind of men you like.
[02:03] Nanami
    What? Th-There's no way you know what...
[02:06] Nanami
    H-Hey. Minyami, say something.
[02:09] Minami
    Just a little farther south,
    there's Fukushima beef.
[02:11] Minami
    At that point, I might as well
    go all the way for Kobe beef...
[02:15] Nanami
    She's hopeless.
[02:16] Miyu
    Nanamin, your type is
    wild and carnivorous men.
[02:21] Nanami
    What? Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:24] Miyu
    In other words, you're into werewolves.
    Am I right?
[02:27] Nanami
    N-No!
[02:29] Miyu
    You're playing dumb again.
[02:32] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:33] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[02:34] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[02:38] SONG
    It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town
[02:43] SONG
    1 2 maniac
[02:45] SONG
    It's super niche
[02:47] SONG
    The sun 3 3
[02:49] SONG
    Might be taking a nap
[02:51] SONG
    In that regard, by all means
[02:54] SONG
    Make yourselves at home
[02:56] SONG
    Even if your gloomy feelings
[03:00] SONG
    Are piled high like a monkey's mountain
[03:04] SONG
    Try to smile!
[03:07] SONG
    Everybody, everywhere
[03:08] SONG
    Is a super cute and loose character
[03:11] SONG
    Listen! Take a look
[03:13] SONG
    Even the swans
[03:16] SONG
    Paddle hard under the surface of the lake
[03:20] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:22] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:23] SONG
    This is tons of trouble
[03:25] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:26] SONG
    Tons of, tons of
[03:27] SONG
    WUG ZOO ZOO