E3 - I Am My Ponytail
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SIGN WUG! May Schedule TV "Harimaya Iwashi's Iwashi Palace" 5/16 Kansai TV 14:30~ (Miyu & Nanami) Magazine "fanfan Photoshoot" 5/8 Studio K 20:00~ (Yoshino)
[00:05] Matsuda
Miyu and Nanami's recording
for Iwashi Palace is on the 6th.
[00:10] Matsuda
Yoshino's shoot for fanfan is on the 8th.
[00:13] Matsuda
Got it?
[00:13] Both
Yeah.
[00:14] Yoshino
Yeah.
[00:16] Nanami
Iwashi Palace, huh?
[00:17] Nanami
That's a talk show about ghosts, right?
[00:20] Yoshino
fanfan is amazing, too.
[00:22] Yoshino
Ma'am, what kind of connections do you have?
[00:25] Tange
I've known Iwashi-chan for a long time.
[00:27] Tange
The editor of fanfan, too.
[00:29] Kaya
You've got nothing if not connections.
[00:32] Matsuda
Also, I got you girls another job.
[00:35] Tange
Oh, how unusual.
[00:38] Matsuda
What do you mean unusual?
[00:40] Matsuda
It's a regular appearance on a mini corner
after Sendai TV's It's Four O'clock.
[00:45] Tange
Airi, you do it.
[00:47] Airi
Who? Me? By myself?
[00:50] Tange
Minami and Kaya still have
a few food reports left.
[00:53] Tange
Make sure you adjust your schedule.
[00:55] Matsuda
Got it.
[00:56] Matsuda
Things are starting to get busy around here.
[00:58] Matsuda
Oh, no.
[00:59] Matsuda
I have a lot of office work piling up, too.
[01:00] All
Thank you.
[01:02] Matsuda
Oh, thanks for coming.
[01:03] Matsuda
Let's see. Where's the fan club bulletin?
[01:07] Mayu
Want some help, Matsuda-san?
[01:09] Matsuda
Huh?
[01:10] Matsuda
Are you sure?
[01:12] Mayu
Sure. I'm pretty good at this kind of thing.
[01:16] Mayu
It's all I did when I started at I-1.
[01:19] Matsuda
Really? Thanks, then.
[01:22] Mayu
Sure.
SIGN Episode 3 I Am My Ponytail
SIGN Katayama Minami
SIGN Hayashida Airi
SIGN Kikuma Kaya
SIGN Hisami Nanami
SIGN Okamoto Miyu
SIGN Nanase Ayano
SIGN Shimada Mayu
SIGN Hayashi Ayumi
SIGN Atsugi Itsuka
SIGN Morishima Otome
SIGN Wake Up, Girls! New Chapter
[03:11] Tange
Where's Mayu?
[03:12] Matsuda
She just left.
[03:14] Tange
Really?
[03:17] Matsuda
Ma'am, we should talk about Mayu's work.
[03:20] Tange
I know.
[03:22] Tange
I'm thinking about it.
[03:24] Tange
But...
[03:26] Tange
I wonder what's going on with her.
[03:30] Matsuda
Maybe being a former I-1 is more
of a hindrance that we expected.
[03:34] Tange
I don't think Shiraki-san minds,
but the people around him...
[03:44] Mayu
I'm home.
[03:45] Airi
Red leather, yellow letter.
[03:48] Airi
Wrist watch, wrist watch.
[03:50] Airi
Unique New York.
[03:53] Mayu
Airi?
[03:56] Airi
Since I got a TV job, I thought
I should practice my articulation.
[04:00] Mayu
I see. Good luck.
[04:04] Miyu
Today, I'm HKM.
[04:06] Nanami
You're what?
[04:08] Mayu
What are you guys doing?
[04:10] Miyu
Practicing our jokes.
[04:13] Mayu
You're both really into it.
[04:15] Nanami
Well, yeah. We're gonna be on Iwashi Palace.
[04:19] Miyu
Of course, HKM is raring to go.
[04:22] Airi
That's amazing.
[04:23] Airi
I don't think I could manage
working with Iwashi-san.
[04:26] Nanami
What are you talking about?
[04:28] Nanami
This is a huge chance to promote
WUG on a national network.
[04:32] Miyu
We'll be sure to make a splash.
[04:46] Itsuka
Look.
[04:47] Ayumi
Huh? What?
SIGN Recruiting Audience Members!
We are recruiting live audience members for the poplar long-airing show Harimaya Iwashi's Iwashi Palace. Details can be found below.
Guests
Yanagi Yurika
Kobayashi Shuji
Tomonaga Miho
[04:49] Ayumi
Iwashi Palace?
[04:50] Otome
WUG's going to be on it?
[04:55] Itsuka
I-1's Nanokasu is gonna be there, too.
[04:58] Otome
Seriously? I'd love to see that.
[05:00] Ayumi
But it's in Tokyo.
[05:02] Otome
Tokyo, huh?
[05:08] Otome
I can't believe we haven't seen WUG live yet.
[05:13] Ayumi
Even though we live in Sendai.
[05:16] Otome
If only we'd gotten into WUG sooner.
SIGN WUG Festival! Summer 2017 Hisami Nanami Birthday [Solo Event] Wake Up, Anniversary! WUG Summer Festival
[05:19] Itsuka
We were one year late.
[05:21] Itsuka
They've moved onto Tokyo since then.
[05:24] Ayumi
Our timing was a little off.
[05:27] Otome
I wish I could've gone
to the MACANA concert, too.
[05:31] Otome
I want to meet WUG!
[05:38] Miyu
I'm nervous.
[05:40] Nanami
P-Pull yourself together.
[05:42] Nanami
We're professionals.
[05:45] Matsuda
Now, now. Try to relax your shoulders.
[05:49] Matsuda
You can let Iwashi-san handle the...
[05:53] Miyu
H-Hello.
[05:55] Nanami
We look forward to working with you today.
[05:57] Nanoka
I look forward to working with you, too.
[06:11] Announcer
Iwashi Palace begins now.
[06:18] TEXT
Times I Thought There Might Be Something Wrong With Me
[06:18] Announcer
Today's topic is "times I thought there
might be something wrong with me."
[06:23] Iwashi
You, go.
[06:24] Nanoka
Okay. I'm I-1 Club's incompetent leader
Nanokasu, also known as Aizawa Nanoka.
[06:29] Nanoka
I'm a glasses character, right?
[06:32] Nanoka
I love glasses so much,
I wish I could marry them.
[06:35] Iwashi
Why? Should I break your glasses for you?
[06:38] Nanoka
Please don't. I'll die.
[06:40] Nanoka
I actually am my glasses.
[06:45] Iwashi
You two.
[06:46] Iwashi
You're idols, right?
[06:47] Miyu
Y-Yes.
[06:48] Miyu
I'm Okamoto Miyu.
[06:50] Nanami
A-And I'm Hisami Nanami.
[06:54] Miyu
We're Wake Up, Girls!
[06:56] Nanami
G-Good evening, every-WUG.
[06:58] Iwashi
You girls are a mess.
[07:01] Iwashi
So, what makes you girls crazy?
[07:03] Iwashi
We'll start with you with the pigtails.
[07:06] Miyu
Huh?
[07:07] Miyu
Oh, my twin tails?
[07:09] Iwashi
Yeah, you with the twin tails.
[07:11] Miyu
Um, I love anime and manga.
[07:15] Miyu
Right now, I recommend a series with tons
of characters and lots of funny jokes.
[07:20] Miyu
The protagonists are septuplets
who all have the same face.
[07:23] Iwashi
Enough.
[07:24] Iwashi
Should I pull out your twin tails?
[07:26] Miyu
What? Wh-Why?
[07:29] Iwashi
You're supposed to say "I am my twin tails."
[07:34] Iwashi
Forget it.
[07:35] Iwashi
What about you, Ponytail?
[07:37] Nanami
I-I, uh, um...
[07:41] Iwashi
Oh, come on. Should I pull out your ponytail?
[07:45] Nanami
B-But I am my ponytail!
[07:48] Iwashi
That's it. That's the line.
[07:50] Iwashi
Don't forget it.
[08:02] Matsuda
Yoshino, are you okay?
[08:04] Matsuda
This place is pretty fashionable.
[08:06] Yoshino
Matsuda-san, pull yourself together.
[08:08] Yoshino
I'm fine. I used to be a model.
[08:14] Yoshino
Thank you for having me today.
[08:15] Camera A
Sure. Nice to meet you.
[08:17] Yoshino
I used to model in Sendai, and—
[08:20] Camera A
Okay, let's give this a shot.
[08:23] Yoshino
Okay.
[08:28] Camera A
Move some more.
[08:33] Camera A
Smile.
[08:37] Camera A
Something's not right.
[08:39] Camera A
Can't you look a little more like an idol?
[08:42] Camera A
You are an idol, right?
[08:43] Yoshino
What?
[08:46] Camera A
I guess that'll do.
[08:49] Yoshino
Excuse me...
[08:50] Models
Good morning.
[08:51] Camera A
Hey, Reira-chan. Thanks for coming.
[08:53] Reira
Thanks for having us.
[08:56] Camera A
Nice. That expression's mine.
[09:00] Camera A
Okay, good. Impressive as always.
[09:03] Reira
Thank you.
[09:07] Producer
It's just the local news.
[09:09] Producer
Try to act like a newscaster.
[09:12] Producer
Here's the script.
[09:15] Producer
You can read off it, but try
to memorize it if you can.
[09:19] Airi
Okay.
[09:23] Lady Announcer
We have a new corner starting today.
[09:27] Lady Announcer
Hayashida Airi-san of Wake Up, Girls!
SIGN Sendai Today
[09:30] Airi
G-Good evening, every-WUG.
[09:33] Airi
I'm Hayashida Airi of Wake Up, Girls!
[09:36] Airi
Um, I-I'm here to bring you heartwarming
news from around Sendai.
[09:41] Airi
Thank you for watching.
[09:47] Airi
Everyone's talking about the unusual animal
that appeared in a parking lot in Sendai.
[09:52] Airi
This is a photo of the animal.
[09:54] Airi
Do you know what it is?
[09:57] AD
Okay!
[10:01] Producer
Thanks. You were great.
[10:03] Producer
I'm impressed you memorized your lines.
[10:05] Airi
Th-Thank you.
[10:07] Producer
I just wish you could've been
a little more entertaining.
[10:12] Airi
Huh?
[10:12] Producer
You know, since we're having
this segment done by an idol.
[10:16] Producer
Could you act more like one?
[10:19] Airi
Okay, got it.
[10:21] Producer
Great. Keep it up.
[10:28] Airi
How can I act more like an idol?
SIGN Class 2 - A
[10:34] Otome
Hayamaru, did you buy a copy of "fanfan?"
[10:36] Ayumi
Yeah, I did.
[10:37] Otome
Yoppi was so cute.
[10:40] Ayumi
I know. She seemed different than usual.
[10:43] Itsuka
Cool and cute.
[10:44] Ayumi
Yeah, that.
[10:46] Girl A
Yoppi? You mean that idol
named Nanase Yoshino?
[10:49] GIRL B
She is an idol.
[10:51] GIRL B
She doesn't fit fanfan's image.
[10:53] Otome
What does that mean?
[10:55] Otome
Yoppi has a nice body.
[10:57] Girl A
What? That's nice?
[11:05] Iwashi
Should I break your glasses for you?
[11:07] Nanoka
Please don't.
[11:08] Nanoka
I am my glasses.
[11:10] Miyu
We're on next.
[11:12] Minami
Huh? Really?
[11:13] Nanami
I'm scared to watch.
[11:15] Iwashi
Okay, next.
[11:18] Miyu
Huh?
[11:20] Miyu
Why?!
[11:22] Ota
Why?!
[11:23] Ota
They were definitely onstage, but...
[11:26] Yazawa
Captain, according to my research,
neither of them said a word.
[11:31] Asazu
Captain, nobody online is talking about it.
[11:35] Jomoto
Captain, people are saying I-1's
Nanokasu left a mark on the show.
[11:43] Ota
How mortifying.
SIGN Home Visit
SIGN Hayashida Airi
SIGN Around the World
SIGN Let's Try!
SIGN Kikuma Kaya
SIGN Bungee Jumping!
SIGN Green Leaves
[11:53] Tange
Well, you may not have been
ready for Iwashi Palace yet.
[11:58] Miyu
You're telling us now?
[12:00] Tange
I'm saying you weren't fit
for a variety talk show.
[12:05] Tange
Do you know what the most
important part of solo work is?
[12:08] Nanami
Doing your best?
[12:10] Tange
That's a given.
[12:12] Tange
You need to start by knowing
what your strengths are.
[12:16] Miyu
Our strengths?
[12:17] Tange
Yeah. And don't try to do a good job.
[12:20] Miyu
What?
[12:21] Nanami
What does that mean?
[12:22] Tange
Oh, no.
[12:24] Tange
I have plans after this.
[12:26] Tange
Matsuda, can you handle the rest?
[12:28] Matsuda
Okay.
[12:35] Nanami
I don't understand what
the president's talking about.
[12:38] Yoshino
I never do.
[12:40] Kaya
Your strength is your uniqueness, right?
[12:44] Kaya
Like the way Minyami eats.
[12:45] Minami
Yeah.
[12:46] Minami
It's tasty, meow!
[12:49] Nanami
And being fit for a show means being
at a professional level, right?
[12:53] Yoshino
I don't think that's all.
[12:54] Yoshino
Maybe it's entertaining the fans.
[12:57] Yoshino
Mayushi, what do you think?
[12:59] Mayu
Honestly, I don't know either.
[13:02] Mayu
But I think trying to do a good
job might make you less unique.
[13:06] Airi
Now that you mention it...
[13:08] Mayu
Airi?
[13:09] Airi
During my TV job,
[13:11] Airi
I did my best not to stutter,
but I was told to act more like an idol.
[13:16] Yoshino
Me, too. I was told the same
thing at my photo shoot.
[13:19] Nanami
But what does acting like an idol mean?
[13:23] Kaya
Being cute?
[13:24] Miyu
Cheerful?
[13:28] Yoshino
Let's start by doing the things we can do.
[13:38] Kaya
There.
[13:40] Miyu
Kayatan, what are you doing?
[13:42] Kaya
Keeping a diet journal.
[13:44] Kaya
I thought I could write
one as I keep records.
[13:46] Miyu
Huh?
[13:47] Kaya
I also write about low-calorie
meals I've made recently.
[13:51] Miyu
Should you be doing that?
[13:53] Kaya
Yeah. I got the president's permission.
[13:55] Miyu
That's not what I meant. I meant as an idol.
[13:59] Miyu
Isn't that not good?
[14:00] Kaya
I actually thought it'd
be fine since I'm an idol.
[14:03] Kaya
Today, I had a waffle
for the first time in a while.
[14:06] Kaya
My caloric intake might be a little high.
[14:12] Miyu
Myu's, also known as Okamoto Miyu's, talk
and chat show, or SMKM, for short, begins now!
[14:20] Miyu
In this episode, I, Okamoto
Miyu of Wake Up, Girls!,
[14:24] Miyu
will be telling you all about
the anime and manga I recommend.
SIGN Who is she? An idol?
She's cute
WUG, right?w
888888888
I went to your concert!!!!
Good evening, every-WUG!
Myuuuuu
I've been waiting for this
WAAAAA
waaaaaaaaaaai
[14:29] Miyu
First, there's the popular Septuplets.
[14:33] Miyu
Who's your favorite character? Mine is...
[14:34] Yoshino
Myu, you started a show?
[14:37] Miyu
Yeah. After watching Kayatan,
I thought I could do something.
[14:42] Matsuda
A web show, huh?
[14:45] Miyu
Yeah, once a week.
[14:46] Miyu
I thought it'd be good
practice for talk shows.
[14:48] Miyu
Right? Right?
[14:51] Matsuda
I'll tell the president.
[14:54] Miyu
All right!
SIGN Septuplets wwwwwww She's been watching w The septuplets! I've watched this 5 times w She's so cute------!
[14:58] Airi
I see. That's amazing, you two.
[15:01] Miyu
I'm working hard, so I can
appear on a talk show again.
[15:05] Yoshino
Good on you for being optimistic.
[15:06] Yoshino
I'll do my best, too.
[15:08] Mayu
Yoppi, how's your modeling work going?
[15:11] Yoshino
Honestly, fanfan was a little tough for me.
[15:15] Mayu
It's okay. You'll have other chances.
[15:17] Yoshino
Thanks.
[15:18] Yoshino
Minami, your food reports
seem to be going well.
[15:23] Minami
Not really.
[15:25] Minami
They said "It's tasty,
meow!" isn't good enough.
[15:28] Minami
Everyone else talks about the mouthfeel
or that it's like paradise in their mouth,
[15:34] Minami
but I don't know anything about that.
[15:36] Minami
Is it really not good enough to say
something's tasty if it's tasty?
[15:40] Kaya
Well, it is TV.
SIGN Change In Sales
[15:49] Shiraki
What is this?
[15:52] Employee
I'm sorry.
[15:53] Employee
Our media expansion
has been staying the course.
[15:56] Shiraki
Staying the course?
[15:58] Shiraki
We're in this situation because
staying the course doesn't work.
[16:01] Shiraki
What's the reason?
[16:02] Employee
Well, uh...
[16:05] Shiraki
Maybe you're being naive.
[16:09] Employee
I promise we'll make up for it
with the upcoming drama tie-up.
[16:20] Yoshino
Swimsuit gravure?
[16:22] Tange
Yeah. You got another modeling offer.
[16:25] Tange
It's a little cold for swimsuits, though.
[16:28] Yoshino
I don't mind the cold, but...
[16:31] Tange
But?
[16:32] Yoshino
My body isn't that nice.
[16:35] Tange
Should we say no, then?
[16:37] Tange
If we say no, an I-1 member
will take our place.
[16:40] Yoshino
What?
[16:41] Tange
They weighed us against I-1
and offered the job to us, too.
[16:46] Yoshino
I'll do it. Please let me do it.
[16:48] Tange
Good.
[16:55] Yoshino
It's kind of cold after all.
[17:05] Yoshino
Ouch...
[17:07] Yoshino
I'm sorry.
[17:08] Camera B
Stay there.
[17:10] Yoshino
Huh?
[17:12] Camera B
It's fine. It's funny.
[17:15] Yoshino
Huh?
[17:17] Camera B
Warm up your body by running around.
[17:19] Camera B
Okay, run.
[17:20] Yoshino
What?
[17:28] Minami
Is this you, Yoppi?
[17:30] Yoshino
Yeah.
[17:32] Yoshino
What do you think?
[17:33] Airi
It looks great.
[17:35] Airi
It really feels like you.
[17:37] Minami
Yeah. I like this one better than fanfan.
[17:40] Yoshino
Thanks.
[17:42] Yoshino
You're right. I look like I'm having fun.
[17:45] Yoshino
Maybe this is who I am.
[17:48] Airi
Having fun?
[17:49] Minami
Who you are?
[17:59] Producer
Airi-chan, are you serious?
[18:01] Airi
Yes. I'll feel more relaxed this way.
[18:03] Airi
Please let me wear it.
[18:06] Airi
Good evening.
[18:08] Airi
I'm Hayashida Shark.
[18:09] Airi
Today in Sendai, a giant rainbow was seen
in the skies after the rain stopped.
[18:16] Otome
Ai-chan went all out.
[18:19] Ayumi
Yeah, but I thought it was cute.
[18:21] Itsuka
I liked how realistic the shark is.
[18:23] Girl A
Hey.
[18:24] Girl A
Hayashida Shark was a WUG girl, right?
[18:27] GIRL B
That was hilarious.
[18:28] Ayumi
Yeah. Her name's Ai-chan.
[18:31] Girl A
It's funny how she's serious
and weird at the same time.
[18:34] Otome
Right?
[18:36] Nanami
Thanks for the food.
[18:39] Nishi
Is she gonna say it? "It's tasty, meow?"
[18:41] Himemaro
She always does.
[18:47] Minami
My tongue and heart are dancing.
[18:53] Minami
Oh, it's tasty, meow!
[18:59] Minami
I tried expressing the deliciousness in song.
[19:03] Himemaro
You're way too good at singing.
[19:05] Nishi
What's that? A new version?
[19:11] Minami
Ai-chan, I saw your Hayashida Shark.
[19:13] Minami
It was great. It was just like you.
[19:16] Airi
Really? You think so?
[19:19] Kaya
You're embarrassed about that?
[19:21] Yoshino
Minyami, everyone's loving your
new version of "It's tasty, meow!"
[19:25] Minami
Yeah. I figured I'm pretty good at singing,
so I combined it with "It's tasty, meow!"
[19:30] Kaya
Really? You used your head for once.
[19:34] Kaya
Good job.
[19:36] Minami
Did I do good?
[19:38] Kaya
Good girl.
[19:40] Kaya
You're so cute.
[19:41] Minami
All right.
[19:44] Nanami
You're lucky your job let you sing.
[19:50] Minami
Nanamin, you should sing with me.
[19:52] Nanami
Huh?
[19:52] Minami
Let's do a food report together.
[19:54] Nanami
But I'm not interested in food reports!
[19:57] Tange
What? You want to do a food report?
[20:00] Nanami
No, I just want a singing job.
[20:03] Tange
Singing, huh?
[20:07] Tange
If you're not busy, why don't you go to this?
[20:09] Nanami
Huh?
[20:10] Minami
That's perfect for you.
SIGN Musical
Yoshiko and the Monster
Cast Audition
[20:12] Nanami
I'm done with this kind of thing.
[20:15] Tange
Why?
[20:17] Nanami
Because I decided I'd stick to being an idol.
[20:20] Tange
Is there a law that forbids idols
from appearing in musicals?
[20:24] Nanami
That's not the problem.
[20:26] Tange
What? Have you still not
gotten over Hikarizuka?
[20:29] Nanami
That's not it.
[20:30] Tange
Oh, really? Then why don't you go?
[20:36] Nanami
I will.
SIGN "Yoshiko and the Monster" Audition Space
[20:52] Judge
Next person, please.
[20:57] Nanami
I'm Hisami Nanami, 17 years old.
[20:59] Nanami
Thank you for having me.
[21:04] Nanami
I'm home.
[21:06] Minami
Nanamin, welcome back.
[21:08] Kaya
How did the audition go?
[21:10] Nanami
Terrible. Professionals are way too good.
[21:13] Yoshino
I know what you mean.
[21:16] Airi
We're still learning.
[21:19] Nanami
But I had fun singing.
[21:22] Nanami
Someday, I'll appear in a musical.
[21:25] Miyu
Now that's the real Nanamin.
[21:28] ---
You can do it, Nanamin.
[21:38] Mayu
Uniqueness, huh?
[21:46] Matsuda
Hello, this is Green Leaves.
[21:51] Matsuda
What? For Shimada?
[21:58] Mayu
I got a drama offer?
[22:00] Tange
That's right.
SIGN Drama Mayu
[22:01] Tange
And you'll be co-starring
with I-1's Iwasaki Shiho.
[22:05] Tange
What do you think?
[22:06] Mayu
What?
[22:08] All
What?
[23:44] Right
What's your favorite animal?
[23:46] Middle
I like cats.
[23:47] Left
I like penguins.
[23:48] Left
Mocchi, how about you?
[23:49] Right
You like birds, too?
[23:50] Right
I like parakeets.
[23:51] Middle
Mayushi loves baby chickens, too.
[23:53] Right
By the way, what's the city bird of Sendai?
[23:55] All
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