E3 - I Am My Ponytail Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    WUG! May Schedule TV "Harimaya Iwashi's Iwashi Palace" 5/16 Kansai TV 14:30~ (Miyu & Nanami) Magazine "fanfan Photoshoot" 5/8 Studio K 20:00~ (Yoshino) [00:05] Matsuda     Miyu and Nanami's recording     for Iwashi Palace is on the 6th. [00:10] Matsuda     Yoshino's shoot for fanfan is on the 8th. [00:13] Matsuda     Got it? [00:13] Both     Yeah. [00:14] Yoshino     Yeah. [00:16] Nanami     Iwashi Palace, huh? [00:17] Nanami     That's a talk show about ghosts, right? [00:20] Yoshino     fanfan is amazing, too. [00:22] Yoshino     Ma'am, what kind of connections do you have? [00:25] Tange     I've known Iwashi-chan for a long time. [00:27] Tange     The editor of fanfan, too. [00:29] Kaya     You've got nothing if not connections. [00:32] Matsuda     Also, I got you girls another job. [00:35] Tange     Oh, how unusual. [00:38] Matsuda     What do you mean unusual? [00:40] Matsuda     It's a regular appearance on a mini corner     after Sendai TV's It's Four O'clock. [00:45] Tange     Airi, you do it. [00:47] Airi     Who? Me? By myself? [00:50] Tange     Minami and Kaya still have     a few food reports left. [00:53] Tange     Make sure you adjust your schedule. [00:55] Matsuda     Got it. [00:56] Matsuda     Things are starting to get busy around here. [00:58] Matsuda     Oh, no. [00:59] Matsuda     I have a lot of office work piling up, too. [01:00] All     Thank you. [01:02] Matsuda     Oh, thanks for coming. [01:03] Matsuda     Let's see. Where's the fan club bulletin? [01:07] Mayu     Want some help, Matsuda-san? [01:09] Matsuda     Huh? [01:10] Matsuda     Are you sure? [01:12] Mayu     Sure. I'm pretty good at this kind of thing. [01:16] Mayu     It's all I did when I started at I-1. [01:19] Matsuda     Really? Thanks, then. [01:22] Mayu     Sure. SIGN    Episode 3 I Am My Ponytail SIGN    Katayama Minami SIGN    Hayashida Airi SIGN    Kikuma Kaya SIGN    Hisami Nanami SIGN    Okamoto Miyu SIGN    Nanase Ayano SIGN    Shimada Mayu SIGN    Hayashi Ayumi SIGN    Atsugi Itsuka SIGN    Morishima Otome SIGN    Wake Up, Girls! New Chapter [03:11] Tange     Where's Mayu? [03:12] Matsuda     She just left. [03:14] Tange     Really? [03:17] Matsuda     Ma'am, we should talk about Mayu's work. [03:20] Tange     I know. [03:22] Tange     I'm thinking about it. [03:24] Tange     But... [03:26] Tange     I wonder what's going on with her. [03:30] Matsuda     Maybe being a former I-1 is more     of a hindrance that we expected. [03:34] Tange     I don't think Shiraki-san minds,     but the people around him... [03:44] Mayu     I'm home. [03:45] Airi     Red leather, yellow letter. [03:48] Airi     Wrist watch, wrist watch. [03:50] Airi     Unique New York. [03:53] Mayu     Airi? [03:56] Airi     Since I got a TV job, I thought     I should practice my articulation. [04:00] Mayu     I see. Good luck. [04:04] Miyu     Today, I'm HKM. [04:06] Nanami     You're what? [04:08] Mayu     What are you guys doing? [04:10] Miyu     Practicing our jokes. [04:13] Mayu     You're both really into it. [04:15] Nanami     Well, yeah. We're gonna be on Iwashi Palace. [04:19] Miyu     Of course, HKM is raring to go. [04:22] Airi     That's amazing. [04:23] Airi     I don't think I could manage     working with Iwashi-san. [04:26] Nanami     What are you talking about? [04:28] Nanami     This is a huge chance to promote     WUG on a national network. [04:32] Miyu     We'll be sure to make a splash. [04:46] Itsuka     Look. [04:47] Ayumi     Huh? What? SIGN    Recruiting Audience Members!     We are recruiting live audience members for the poplar long-airing show Harimaya Iwashi's Iwashi Palace. Details can be found below.     Guests     Yanagi Yurika     Kobayashi Shuji     Tomonaga Miho [04:49] Ayumi     Iwashi Palace? [04:50] Otome     WUG's going to be on it? [04:55] Itsuka     I-1's Nanokasu is gonna be there, too. [04:58] Otome     Seriously? I'd love to see that. [05:00] Ayumi     But it's in Tokyo. [05:02] Otome     Tokyo, huh? [05:08] Otome     I can't believe we haven't seen WUG live yet. [05:13] Ayumi     Even though we live in Sendai. [05:16] Otome     If only we'd gotten into WUG sooner. SIGN    WUG Festival! Summer 2017 Hisami Nanami Birthday [Solo Event] Wake Up, Anniversary! WUG Summer Festival [05:19] Itsuka     We were one year late. [05:21] Itsuka     They've moved onto Tokyo since then. [05:24] Ayumi     Our timing was a little off. [05:27] Otome     I wish I could've gone     to the MACANA concert, too. [05:31] Otome     I want to meet WUG! [05:38] Miyu     I'm nervous. [05:40] Nanami     P-Pull yourself together. [05:42] Nanami     We're professionals. [05:45] Matsuda     Now, now. Try to relax your shoulders. [05:49] Matsuda     You can let Iwashi-san handle the... [05:53] Miyu     H-Hello. [05:55] Nanami     We look forward to working with you today. [05:57] Nanoka     I look forward to working with you, too. [06:11] Announcer     Iwashi Palace begins now. [06:18] TEXT     Times I Thought There Might Be Something Wrong With Me [06:18] Announcer     Today's topic is "times I thought there     might be something wrong with me." [06:23] Iwashi     You, go. [06:24] Nanoka     Okay. I'm I-1 Club's incompetent leader     Nanokasu, also known as Aizawa Nanoka. [06:29] Nanoka     I'm a glasses character, right? [06:32] Nanoka     I love glasses so much,     I wish I could marry them. [06:35] Iwashi     Why? Should I break your glasses for you? [06:38] Nanoka     Please don't. I'll die. [06:40] Nanoka     I actually am my glasses. [06:45] Iwashi     You two. [06:46] Iwashi     You're idols, right? [06:47] Miyu     Y-Yes. [06:48] Miyu     I'm Okamoto Miyu. [06:50] Nanami     A-And I'm Hisami Nanami. [06:54] Miyu     We're Wake Up, Girls! [06:56] Nanami     G-Good evening, every-WUG. [06:58] Iwashi     You girls are a mess. [07:01] Iwashi     So, what makes you girls crazy? [07:03] Iwashi     We'll start with you with the pigtails. [07:06] Miyu     Huh? [07:07] Miyu     Oh, my twin tails? [07:09] Iwashi     Yeah, you with the twin tails. [07:11] Miyu     Um, I love anime and manga. [07:15] Miyu     Right now, I recommend a series with tons     of characters and lots of funny jokes. [07:20] Miyu     The protagonists are septuplets     who all have the same face. [07:23] Iwashi     Enough. [07:24] Iwashi     Should I pull out your twin tails? [07:26] Miyu     What? Wh-Why? [07:29] Iwashi     You're supposed to say "I am my twin tails." [07:34] Iwashi     Forget it. [07:35] Iwashi     What about you, Ponytail? [07:37] Nanami     I-I, uh, um... [07:41] Iwashi     Oh, come on. Should I pull out your ponytail? [07:45] Nanami     B-But I am my ponytail! [07:48] Iwashi     That's it. That's the line. [07:50] Iwashi     Don't forget it. [08:02] Matsuda     Yoshino, are you okay? [08:04] Matsuda     This place is pretty fashionable. [08:06] Yoshino     Matsuda-san, pull yourself together. [08:08] Yoshino     I'm fine. I used to be a model. [08:14] Yoshino     Thank you for having me today. [08:15] Camera A     Sure. Nice to meet you. [08:17] Yoshino     I used to model in Sendai, and— [08:20] Camera A     Okay, let's give this a shot. [08:23] Yoshino     Okay. [08:28] Camera A     Move some more. [08:33] Camera A     Smile. [08:37] Camera A     Something's not right. [08:39] Camera A     Can't you look a little more like an idol? [08:42] Camera A     You are an idol, right? [08:43] Yoshino     What? [08:46] Camera A     I guess that'll do. [08:49] Yoshino     Excuse me... [08:50] Models     Good morning. [08:51] Camera A     Hey, Reira-chan. Thanks for coming. [08:53] Reira     Thanks for having us. [08:56] Camera A     Nice. That expression's mine. [09:00] Camera A     Okay, good. Impressive as always. [09:03] Reira     Thank you. [09:07] Producer     It's just the local news. [09:09] Producer     Try to act like a newscaster. [09:12] Producer     Here's the script. [09:15] Producer     You can read off it, but try     to memorize it if you can. [09:19] Airi     Okay. [09:23] Lady Announcer     We have a new corner starting today. [09:27] Lady Announcer     Hayashida Airi-san of Wake Up, Girls! SIGN    Sendai Today [09:30] Airi     G-Good evening, every-WUG. [09:33] Airi     I'm Hayashida Airi of Wake Up, Girls! [09:36] Airi     Um, I-I'm here to bring you heartwarming     news from around Sendai. [09:41] Airi     Thank you for watching. [09:47] Airi     Everyone's talking about the unusual animal     that appeared in a parking lot in Sendai. [09:52] Airi     This is a photo of the animal. [09:54] Airi     Do you know what it is? [09:57] AD     Okay! [10:01] Producer     Thanks. You were great. [10:03] Producer     I'm impressed you memorized your lines. [10:05] Airi     Th-Thank you. [10:07] Producer     I just wish you could've been     a little more entertaining. [10:12] Airi     Huh? [10:12] Producer     You know, since we're having     this segment done by an idol. [10:16] Producer     Could you act more like one? [10:19] Airi     Okay, got it. [10:21] Producer     Great. Keep it up. [10:28] Airi     How can I act more like an idol? SIGN    Class 2 - A [10:34] Otome     Hayamaru, did you buy a copy of "fanfan?" [10:36] Ayumi     Yeah, I did. [10:37] Otome     Yoppi was so cute. [10:40] Ayumi     I know. She seemed different than usual. [10:43] Itsuka     Cool and cute. [10:44] Ayumi     Yeah, that. [10:46] Girl A     Yoppi? You mean that idol     named Nanase Yoshino? [10:49] GIRL B     She is an idol. [10:51] GIRL B     She doesn't fit fanfan's image. [10:53] Otome     What does that mean? [10:55] Otome     Yoppi has a nice body. [10:57] Girl A     What? That's nice? [11:05] Iwashi     Should I break your glasses for you? [11:07] Nanoka     Please don't. [11:08] Nanoka     I am my glasses. [11:10] Miyu     We're on next. [11:12] Minami     Huh? Really? [11:13] Nanami     I'm scared to watch. [11:15] Iwashi     Okay, next. [11:18] Miyu     Huh? [11:20] Miyu     Why?! [11:22] Ota     Why?! [11:23] Ota     They were definitely onstage, but... [11:26] Yazawa     Captain, according to my research,     neither of them said a word. [11:31] Asazu     Captain, nobody online is talking about it. [11:35] Jomoto     Captain, people are saying I-1's     Nanokasu left a mark on the show. [11:43] Ota     How mortifying. SIGN    Home Visit SIGN    Hayashida Airi SIGN    Around the World SIGN    Let's Try! SIGN    Kikuma Kaya SIGN    Bungee Jumping! SIGN    Green Leaves [11:53] Tange     Well, you may not have been     ready for Iwashi Palace yet. [11:58] Miyu     You're telling us now? [12:00] Tange     I'm saying you weren't fit     for a variety talk show. [12:05] Tange     Do you know what the most     important part of solo work is? [12:08] Nanami     Doing your best? [12:10] Tange     That's a given. [12:12] Tange     You need to start by knowing     what your strengths are. [12:16] Miyu     Our strengths? [12:17] Tange     Yeah. And don't try to do a good job. [12:20] Miyu     What? [12:21] Nanami     What does that mean? [12:22] Tange     Oh, no. [12:24] Tange     I have plans after this. [12:26] Tange     Matsuda, can you handle the rest? [12:28] Matsuda     Okay. [12:35] Nanami     I don't understand what     the president's talking about. [12:38] Yoshino     I never do. [12:40] Kaya     Your strength is your uniqueness, right? [12:44] Kaya     Like the way Minyami eats. [12:45] Minami     Yeah. [12:46] Minami     It's tasty, meow! [12:49] Nanami     And being fit for a show means being     at a professional level, right? [12:53] Yoshino     I don't think that's all. [12:54] Yoshino     Maybe it's entertaining the fans. [12:57] Yoshino     Mayushi, what do you think? [12:59] Mayu     Honestly, I don't know either. [13:02] Mayu     But I think trying to do a good     job might make you less unique. [13:06] Airi     Now that you mention it... [13:08] Mayu     Airi? [13:09] Airi     During my TV job, [13:11] Airi     I did my best not to stutter,     but I was told to act more like an idol. [13:16] Yoshino     Me, too. I was told the same     thing at my photo shoot. [13:19] Nanami     But what does acting like an idol mean? [13:23] Kaya     Being cute? [13:24] Miyu     Cheerful? [13:28] Yoshino     Let's start by doing the things we can do. [13:38] Kaya     There. [13:40] Miyu     Kayatan, what are you doing? [13:42] Kaya     Keeping a diet journal. [13:44] Kaya     I thought I could write     one as I keep records. [13:46] Miyu     Huh? [13:47] Kaya     I also write about low-calorie     meals I've made recently. [13:51] Miyu     Should you be doing that? [13:53] Kaya     Yeah. I got the president's permission. [13:55] Miyu     That's not what I meant. I meant as an idol. [13:59] Miyu     Isn't that not good? [14:00] Kaya     I actually thought it'd     be fine since I'm an idol. [14:03] Kaya     Today, I had a waffle      for the first time in a while. [14:06] Kaya     My caloric intake might be a little high. [14:12] Miyu     Myu's, also known as Okamoto Miyu's, talk     and chat show, or SMKM, for short, begins now! [14:20] Miyu     In this episode, I, Okamoto     Miyu of Wake Up, Girls!, [14:24] Miyu     will be telling you all about     the anime and manga I recommend. SIGN    Who is she? An idol?     She's cute     WUG, right?w     888888888     I went to your concert!!!!     Good evening, every-WUG!     Myuuuuu     I've been waiting for this     WAAAAA     waaaaaaaaaaai [14:29] Miyu     First, there's the popular Septuplets. [14:33] Miyu     Who's your favorite character? Mine is... [14:34] Yoshino     Myu, you started a show? [14:37] Miyu     Yeah. After watching Kayatan,     I thought I could do something. [14:42] Matsuda     A web show, huh? [14:45] Miyu     Yeah, once a week. [14:46] Miyu     I thought it'd be good     practice for talk shows. [14:48] Miyu     Right? Right? [14:51] Matsuda     I'll tell the president. [14:54] Miyu     All right! SIGN    Septuplets wwwwwww She's been watching w The septuplets! I've watched this 5 times w She's so cute------! [14:58] Airi     I see. That's amazing, you two. [15:01] Miyu     I'm working hard, so I can     appear on a talk show again. [15:05] Yoshino     Good on you for being optimistic. [15:06] Yoshino     I'll do my best, too. [15:08] Mayu     Yoppi, how's your modeling work going? [15:11] Yoshino     Honestly, fanfan was a little tough for me. [15:15] Mayu     It's okay. You'll have other chances. [15:17] Yoshino     Thanks. [15:18] Yoshino     Minami, your food reports     seem to be going well. [15:23] Minami     Not really. [15:25] Minami     They said "It's tasty,     meow!" isn't good enough. [15:28] Minami     Everyone else talks about the mouthfeel     or that it's like paradise in their mouth, [15:34] Minami     but I don't know anything about that. [15:36] Minami     Is it really not good enough to say     something's tasty if it's tasty? [15:40] Kaya     Well, it is TV. SIGN    Change In Sales [15:49] Shiraki     What is this? [15:52] Employee     I'm sorry. [15:53] Employee     Our media expansion     has been staying the course. [15:56] Shiraki     Staying the course? [15:58] Shiraki     We're in this situation because     staying the course doesn't work. [16:01] Shiraki     What's the reason? [16:02] Employee     Well, uh... [16:05] Shiraki     Maybe you're being naive. [16:09] Employee     I promise we'll make up for it     with the upcoming drama tie-up. [16:20] Yoshino     Swimsuit gravure? [16:22] Tange     Yeah. You got another modeling offer. [16:25] Tange     It's a little cold for swimsuits, though. [16:28] Yoshino     I don't mind the cold, but... [16:31] Tange     But? [16:32] Yoshino     My body isn't that nice. [16:35] Tange     Should we say no, then? [16:37] Tange     If we say no, an I-1 member     will take our place. [16:40] Yoshino     What? [16:41] Tange     They weighed us against I-1     and offered the job to us, too. [16:46] Yoshino     I'll do it. Please let me do it. [16:48] Tange     Good. [16:55] Yoshino     It's kind of cold after all. [17:05] Yoshino     Ouch... [17:07] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [17:08] Camera B     Stay there. [17:10] Yoshino     Huh? [17:12] Camera B     It's fine. It's funny. [17:15] Yoshino     Huh? [17:17] Camera B     Warm up your body by running around. [17:19] Camera B     Okay, run. [17:20] Yoshino     What? [17:28] Minami     Is this you, Yoppi? [17:30] Yoshino     Yeah. [17:32] Yoshino     What do you think? [17:33] Airi     It looks great. [17:35] Airi     It really feels like you. [17:37] Minami     Yeah. I like this one better than fanfan. [17:40] Yoshino     Thanks. [17:42] Yoshino     You're right. I look like I'm having fun. [17:45] Yoshino     Maybe this is who I am. [17:48] Airi     Having fun? [17:49] Minami     Who you are? [17:59] Producer     Airi-chan, are you serious? [18:01] Airi     Yes. I'll feel more relaxed this way. [18:03] Airi     Please let me wear it. [18:06] Airi     Good evening. [18:08] Airi     I'm Hayashida Shark. [18:09] Airi     Today in Sendai, a giant rainbow was seen     in the skies after the rain stopped. [18:16] Otome     Ai-chan went all out. [18:19] Ayumi     Yeah, but I thought it was cute. [18:21] Itsuka     I liked how realistic the shark is. [18:23] Girl A     Hey. [18:24] Girl A     Hayashida Shark was a WUG girl, right? [18:27] GIRL B     That was hilarious. [18:28] Ayumi     Yeah. Her name's Ai-chan. [18:31] Girl A     It's funny how she's serious     and weird at the same time. [18:34] Otome     Right? [18:36] Nanami     Thanks for the food. [18:39] Nishi     Is she gonna say it? "It's tasty, meow?" [18:41] Himemaro     She always does. [18:47] Minami     My tongue and heart are dancing. [18:53] Minami     Oh, it's tasty, meow! [18:59] Minami     I tried expressing the deliciousness in song. [19:03] Himemaro     You're way too good at singing. [19:05] Nishi     What's that? A new version? [19:11] Minami     Ai-chan, I saw your Hayashida Shark. [19:13] Minami     It was great. It was just like you. [19:16] Airi     Really? You think so? [19:19] Kaya     You're embarrassed about that? [19:21] Yoshino     Minyami, everyone's loving your     new version of "It's tasty, meow!" [19:25] Minami     Yeah. I figured I'm pretty good at singing,     so I combined it with "It's tasty, meow!" [19:30] Kaya     Really? You used your head for once. [19:34] Kaya     Good job. [19:36] Minami     Did I do good? [19:38] Kaya     Good girl. [19:40] Kaya     You're so cute. [19:41] Minami     All right. [19:44] Nanami     You're lucky your job let you sing. [19:50] Minami     Nanamin, you should sing with me. [19:52] Nanami     Huh? [19:52] Minami     Let's do a food report together. [19:54] Nanami     But I'm not interested in food reports! [19:57] Tange     What? You want to do a food report? [20:00] Nanami     No, I just want a singing job. [20:03] Tange     Singing, huh? [20:07] Tange     If you're not busy, why don't you go to this? [20:09] Nanami     Huh? [20:10] Minami     That's perfect for you. SIGN    Musical          Yoshiko and the Monster          Cast Audition [20:12] Nanami     I'm done with this kind of thing. [20:15] Tange     Why? [20:17] Nanami     Because I decided I'd stick to being an idol. [20:20] Tange     Is there a law that forbids idols     from appearing in musicals? [20:24] Nanami     That's not the problem. [20:26] Tange     What? Have you still not     gotten over Hikarizuka? [20:29] Nanami     That's not it. [20:30] Tange     Oh, really? Then why don't you go? [20:36] Nanami     I will. SIGN    "Yoshiko and the Monster" Audition Space [20:52] Judge     Next person, please. [20:57] Nanami     I'm Hisami Nanami, 17 years old. [20:59] Nanami     Thank you for having me. [21:04] Nanami     I'm home. [21:06] Minami     Nanamin, welcome back. [21:08] Kaya     How did the audition go? [21:10] Nanami     Terrible. Professionals are way too good. [21:13] Yoshino     I know what you mean. [21:16] Airi     We're still learning. [21:19] Nanami     But I had fun singing. [21:22] Nanami     Someday, I'll appear in a musical. [21:25] Miyu     Now that's the real Nanamin. [21:28] ---     You can do it, Nanamin. [21:38] Mayu     Uniqueness, huh? [21:46] Matsuda     Hello, this is Green Leaves. [21:51] Matsuda     What? For Shimada? [21:58] Mayu     I got a drama offer? [22:00] Tange     That's right. SIGN    Drama Mayu [22:01] Tange     And you'll be co-starring     with I-1's Iwasaki Shiho. [22:05] Tange     What do you think? [22:06] Mayu     What? [22:08] All     What? [23:44] Right     What's your favorite animal? [23:46] Middle     I like cats. [23:47] Left     I like penguins. [23:48] Left     Mocchi, how about you? [23:49] Right     You like birds, too? [23:50] Right     I like parakeets. [23:51] Middle     Mayushi loves baby chickens, too. [23:53] Right     By the way, what's the city bird of Sendai? [23:55] All     Next time: "When It's Tasty, It's Tasty, Meow!" SIGN    Episode 4 When It's Tasty, It's Tasty, Meow!