# E5 - Figures GO!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6GG4ND26/figures-go)<br>
Translator:<br>
Editor:<br>
Timer:<br>
QC:<br>
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)<br>
***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wake Up, Girl  ZOO!
<br>**[00:02] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a small zoo on the edge of Sendai.<br>**[00:06] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The zoo is currently in danger of disappearing.<br>**[00:10] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to promote the zoo, the girls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;participated in a figure skating grand prix.<br>**[00:15] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miyu's quadruple axel jump<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nearly secures the girls' victory,<br>**[00:19] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but when it's discovered she's a bird,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her medal is stripped from her.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's a Bird
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stripped of her Gold Medal
<br>**[00:23] Narration**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does the future have in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;store for the girls this week?<br>**[00:27] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, Mayushi? What's wrong?<br>**[00:31] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Are you playing *Red Light, Green Light*?<br>**[00:35] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. I'm coming up with poses for my figure.<br>**[00:37] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Figure?<br>**[00:38] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Figure skating?<br>**[00:40] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. The kind of figures that enthusiasts like.<br>**[00:43] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, those.<br>**[00:44] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean those doll things?<br>**[00:46] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. I think our era is all about figures.<br>**[00:50] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean?<br>**[00:51] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When an anime gets a figure,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's proof of its popularity.<br>**[00:55] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Having figures means you're popular.<br>**[00:58] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we release figures,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll become popular, too!<br>**[01:01] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it the other way around?<br>**[01:03] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought you get figures<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because you're popular...<br>**[01:05] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we sell them as merchandise,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the zoo should make a lot of money.<br>**[01:09] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a good idea.<br>**[01:11] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But there are all kinds of figures.<br>**[01:14] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[01:15] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For example, a figure for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;children might look like this.<br>**[01:20] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's terrifying!<br>**[01:21] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so? Then I'll make it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cute by sticking my tongue out.<br>**[01:23] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's even scarier.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll make children cry.<br>**[01:26] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're obviously trying to eat something.<br>**[01:29] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? No good, huh?<br>**[01:31] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you should do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something cute for children.<br>**[01:34] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like this.<br>**[01:36] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so cute. I'll give it a try.<br>**[01:42] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoppi, try opening your mouth.<br>**[01:44] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:44] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Airi, lie down.<br>**[01:46] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Why?<br>**[01:48] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just do it!<br>**[01:48] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what the producer inside me is saying!<br>**[01:51] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like this?<br>**[01:53] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong with you?<br>**[01:55] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoppi, get on all fours.<br>**[01:57] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Airi, lift your body off the ground.<br>**[02:01] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that for?<br>**[02:01] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow...<br>**[02:03] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yoppi, don't talk.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your teeth are stabbing me.<br>**[02:08] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it!<br>**[02:09] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's sure to be a hit!<br>**[02:11] Mayu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a feeling every family will have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one of these on display in their entryway!<br>**[02:15] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow...<br>**[02:15] Airi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? I think I've seen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something like this before.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Limited Edition Figure
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Limited Edition Figure
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sold Out
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sold Out
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sold Out
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sold Out
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sold Out
<br>**[02:25] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This...<br>**[02:29] Yoshino**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't a figure. It's a souvenir!<br>**[02:32] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[02:33] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[02:34] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is tons of trouble<br>**[02:38] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a mysterious zoo at the edge of town<br>**[02:43] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1 2 maniac<br>**[02:45] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's super niche<br>**[02:47] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sun 3 3<br>**[02:49] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Might be taking a nap<br>**[02:51] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that regard by all means<br>**[02:54] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make yourselves at home<br>**[02:56] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if your gloomy feelings<br>**[03:00] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are piled high like a monkey's mountain<br>**[03:04] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try to smile!<br>**[03:07] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody, everywhere<br>**[03:08] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is a super cute and loose character<br>**[03:11] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen! Take a look<br>**[03:13] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even the swans<br>**[03:16] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paddle hard under the surface of the lake<br>**[03:20] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[03:21] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[03:23] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is tons of trouble<br>**[03:25] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[03:26] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tons of, tons of<br>**[03:27] SONG**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WUG ZOO ZOO<br>