E19 - The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!

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[01:33] ---
    Evil God Abram has taken over
    the first Lamuness's body,
[01:37] ---
    been reborn as Black Lamuness, and
    sealed us away in his VS Field.
[01:42] ---
    In order to save Dokidoki Space
    and the Kirakira Spirit World,
[01:46] ---
    we need to clear all the
    stages of the VS Field and
[01:48] ---
    reach the last stage where
     Black Lamuness awaits.
[01:55] ---
    We need to do it...
[01:57] ---
    For the sake of the second Lamuness and
    the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
[02:02] ---
    And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
    Lamuness guy no matter what!
[02:07] ---
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:12] ---
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
SIGN    The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
[02:22] par
    Hey, hey. I wonder what
    the next stage will be like!
[02:25] cid
    Whatever it's like, as long as
    I'm here, you can rest in peace—
[02:29] cid
    I mean, you can rest easy knowing that I'll—
[02:31] cac
    Lord Lamuness! Over there!
[02:33] lam
    I see it! The way out!
[02:47] lam
    What is that?
[02:54] par
    It's beautiful!
[03:10] lam
    Parfait!
[03:15] cid
    Lamuness!
[03:16] hebi
    Darling! Look out, jaan!
[03:18] cid
    What?
[03:19] cid
    What?!
[03:23] cac
    What on earth...
[03:26] cac
    Oh, I feel faint...
[03:35] lam
    Cacao! Cacao!
[03:39] cac
    Lord Lamuness! Thank goodness you're—
[03:57] pq
    They've all become little children, chu!
[04:01] pq
    Looking after little kids
    is so exhausting, chu.
[04:04] lam
    It's not like I wanted to
     be a little kid again!
[04:09] pq
    You kicked me!
[04:13] par
    Look at that!
[04:15] lam
    It's an amusement park!
[04:17] cid
    Yeah, it is!
[04:18] all
    Yay! Yay!
[04:27] hebi
    That cool, sexy darling of mine...
[04:30] cac
    We should chaperone them.
[05:04] dan
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[05:06] lip
    Welcome to Amuseland!
[05:08] par
    Look! Clowns!
[05:11] lam
    Yay! Yay!
[05:13] cac
    There's something familiar
    about those clowns, though...
[05:16] dan
    Presto, change-o...
[05:20] dan
    And appear!
[05:23] dan
    Take them.
[05:33] dan
    The truth is, I have a request
    for you sweet children.
[05:37] lip
    It's something important that
    only the best little kids can do.
[05:40] cid
    What is it? Tell me!
[05:42] cid
    I'm a good kid!
[05:45] dan
    You just need to take this prism,
[05:48] dan
    and put it in the magic circle at
    the highest point of that castle.
[05:54] lip
    Can you do that?
[05:56] lam
    I'm not a kid, and that's easy!
[06:01] par
    I got doubts!
[06:03] par
    Do we get something if we do it?
[06:06] lip
    Oh yes, something very good!
[06:10] lip
    You'll get to clear (kuriya) this stage!
SIGN    Chestnut (kuri) Arrow (ya)
[06:16] dan
    In addition, you'll get to ride all the rides
     and visit all the attractions you want.
[06:23] dan
    Now... if you're good kids, rise
    to the challenge! (charenji)
SIGN    Tea (cha) Microwave (renji)
[06:31] cid
    That's funny, darn it!
[06:33] dan
    Here.
[06:35] lam
    Okay, let's do it!
[06:37] lip
    Why, I can't wait to see it!
[06:40] dan
    Bye-bee!
[06:48] dan
    I even make a perfect clown.
[06:58] pq
    Looks haunted...
[07:00] lam
    Humph! You can't eat cotton candy
    if you're scared of ghosts!
[07:04] par
    That didn't make any sense,
    but you're so brave, Lamuness!
[07:08] lam
    Yeah, I am.
[07:09] lam
    Anyway, ladies first...
[07:13] pq
    Pathetic, chu.
[07:18] lam
    E-Everyone, make sure you stay close to me.
[07:22] cac
    That's right!
[07:23] cac
    Let's all hold hands so
    that no one gets lost.
[07:26] all
    Okay!
[07:34] hebi
    Darling. Whose hand are you holding, jaan?
[07:36] cid
    Whose? It's...
[07:53] lam
    You made him cry! You made him cry!
[07:56] lam
    You're a bad boy! You're a bad boy!
[07:59] lam
    We're telling! We're telling!
[08:02] lam
    We're telling teacher!
[08:13] cac
    There, there.
[08:14] cac
    He's gone now, don't cry.
[08:16] cid
    I'm not scared! I'm just fine!
[08:25] bq
    This is hilarious, gyah!
[08:26] bq
    Can't wait to see what happens next, gyah!
[08:30] lip
    The four card warriors await
    them on the next level.
[08:43] par
    They're cards!
[08:46] cid
    That scared me so much.
[08:49] cid
    I'm card for life!
[08:51] cac
    I see. Because "card"
    sounds like "scarred".
[08:55] par
    Hey, that was a stupid joke.
[08:59] cid
    Laugh, darn it!
[09:01] cid
    If you don't laugh, I'll cry!
[09:04] pq
    This is why I hate kids, chu.
[09:07] lam
    Let's laugh, everyone!
[09:09] lam
    One, two...
[09:13] lam
    This is more exhausting than usual.
[09:41] lip
    The plan is that they keep swapping,
[09:43] lip
    so you never know which
    weapon they'll attack with.
[09:47] dan
    It seems Lamuness and his
    party have met... their end.
[10:02] par
    Lamuness!
[10:03] pq
    It's not fair to fight a kid, chu!
[10:06] cid
    I'm gonna cry!
[10:08] all
    Don't cry!
[10:11] hebi
    Darling!
[10:23] lam
    H-Hero Lamuness, real name Baba Lamunade,
     now faces the greatest threat of his life!
[10:33] king
    What did you just say?
[10:36] lam
    Hero Lamuness, real name Baba...
[10:39] all
    Baba?!
[10:51] pq
    You did it!
[10:52] pq
    Master, your intimidated them away!
[10:55] hebi
    And never come back, jaan!
[10:57] par
    Lamuness, you're awesome!
[10:59] lam
    Yeah!
[11:01] cac
    They heard "baba," like in Old Maid,
    and thought you meant the joker.
[11:05] cac
    Kings and queens can't
    beat the joker, after all.
[11:08] bq
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:11] dan
    Next time... Next time,
    we'll surely scare them—
[11:17] bq
    Why are you the ones who are scared, gyah?!
[11:23] par
    I wuv you!
[11:25] lam
    If you change that channel, I'll cry!
[11:27] pq
    There, there!
[11:28] cac
    Hey, good kids!
[11:29] pq
    Fight the good fight, chu!
[11:30] cid
    Even the smallest of us...
[11:32] hebi
    ...has feelings.
[11:36] pq
    Still looks really haunted up here, chu...
[11:39] lam
    We need a good
    laugh at times like this.
[11:43] lam
    Da Cider, give us a joke!
[11:46] par
    Yeah, yeah!
[11:48] par
    Do something funny.
[11:51] cid
    F-Fine.
[11:52] cid
    Leave it to me.
[11:54] cid
    Hey, gravedigger! Doing good business?
[11:57] cid
    It's looking pretty grave.
[11:59] cid
    I did it!
[12:04] par
    Da Cider, your jokes are the worst.
[12:07] cid
    I-I'm gonna cry!
[12:11] cac
    Be careful! Something's coming!
[12:14] hebi
    Ja-ja-jaan!
[12:31] lam
    It's a treasure chest!
[12:34] lam
    Treasure! Treasure!
[12:40] ---
    Huh?
[12:47] lam
    Vampire bats!
[12:49] hebi
    They'll suck our blood, jaan!
[13:01] cid
    That tickles!
[13:02] cac
    Not there! Please, stop it!
[13:11] par
    That tickles!
[13:17] dan
    Behold, the terror of the tickle bats!
[13:20] dan
    Suffer and laugh yourselves to death!
[13:26] cid
    I'm g-gonna laugh myself to death!
[13:29] lam
    At times like this...
[13:33] lam
    t-there's always a way out!
[13:38] lam
    C-Cacao-chan!
[13:41] ---
    Yes!
[13:42] lam
    Use your dowsing...
[13:46] lam
    to find a way out!
[13:49] cac
    R-Right.
[13:50] cac
    Way out, way out...
[13:54] cac
    It's that way!
[13:56] lam
    Let's break through!
[14:12] par
    It's pinball!
[14:33] cid
    Ow, ow, ow... that hurt.
[14:37] cid
    I broke my butt!
[14:40] hebi
    You're right! It's split down the middle!
[14:44] cac
    It's supposed to be split there.
[14:45] pq
    Where are we, chu?
[14:54] lam
    It's the magic circle!
[14:56] lam
    This is the top floor!
[14:58] par
    Yay! We did it!
[15:02] lam
    So if we set this in the middle,
    we'll clear this stage, too!
[15:21] par
    What happened?
[15:25] dan
    Well done, all!
[15:28] lam
    Dandy!
[15:29] dan
    That prism was the energy source
    for this magical mecha, Tenko!
[15:34] lam
    I see!
[15:35] lam
    Those clowns before were
    you guys in disguise!
[15:40] cid
    You tricked us!
[15:44] lip
    Would you die in the haunted castle,
    or would you activate Tenko for us?
[15:51] lip
    It was a win-win plan for us.
[15:53] bq
    Of course, I, BQ, scripted all of it, gyah!
[15:56] par
    Rejected!
[15:58] par
    That's what I'd like to say, but
    we can't turn back time now.
[16:01] cid
    Which means, Da Cider...
[16:03] cid
    Yeah! Let's summon Kaiser Fire!
[16:57] lam
    I can't reach!
[17:00] pq
    Everything about this day is awful, chu.
[17:03] par
    You gotta beat 'em, Lamuness!
[17:05] cac
    Lord Da Cider, you gotta beat 'em too!
[17:08] cac
    Oops, I guess the kiddie talk is catching.
[17:14] bq
    Destroy them at once, gyah!
[17:16] dan
    Go, Tenko!
[17:42] pq
    He brought out a tiger, chu!
[17:44] pq
    A dragon, chu!
[17:46] pq
    A snake, chu!
[17:48] pq
    A panda, chu!
[18:02] lam
    Darn it! You won't beat me!
[18:08] pq
    I knew it.
[18:10] lam
    Let's go!
[18:28] dan
    Goddamn!
[18:30] dan
    Next one!
[18:40] lip
    We did it!
[18:44] bq
    They're gone, gyah!
[18:46] lam
    We're up here, gyah!
[18:48] cid
    That was easy!
[18:50] bq
    This is going nowhere, gyah!
[18:52] dan
    Okay, let's finish them off!
[19:08] par
    They're gonna beat 'em!
[19:18] cid
    We're gonna lose!
[19:21] hebi
    Darling...
[19:23] lam
    We'll fight magic with magic!
[19:25] pq
    I'm dying, chu.
[19:42] bq
    They're gone, gyah!
[19:42] dan
    Impossible!
[19:50] lam
    We were hiding inside!
[19:52] lam
    Let's finish 'em!
[19:54] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[20:07] cac
    T-Thank goodness!
[20:10] lam
    Cacao!
[20:12] cac
    I was worried for a moment back there.
[20:14] cac
    I'm so glad you're back to normal.
[20:17] hebi
    Now, darling, why not give
    us a joke to end it with?
[20:21] cid
    Leave it to me!
[20:23] cid
    What do you call a bowl designed for infants?
[20:25] hebi
    I don't know. What?
[20:27] cid
    Childish!
[20:29] cid
    What do you think?
[20:30] cid
    My excellent rapid-fire gags...
[20:33] cid
    I really am a genius.
[20:34] cac
    I'm sorry to bring everything down, but...
[20:39] par
    What are you going to do
    with that, Da Cider dear?
[20:43] par
    Your diaper.
[20:52] hebi
    Darling!
[20:53] lam
    Well, the next stage is calling!
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