# E19 - The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVDJ7Z6/the-hero-is-a-three-year-old)
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:37] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness, and
sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
***SIGN*** The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
**[02:22] par**
Hey, hey. I wonder what
the next stage will be like!
**[02:25] cid**
Whatever it's like, as long as
I'm here, you can rest in peace—
**[02:29] cid**
I mean, you can rest easy knowing that I'll—
**[02:31] cac**
Lord Lamuness! Over there!
**[02:33] lam**
I see it! The way out!
**[02:47] lam**
What is that?
**[02:54] par**
It's beautiful!
**[03:10] lam**
Parfait!
**[03:15] cid**
Lamuness!
**[03:16] hebi**
Darling! Look out, jaan!
**[03:18] cid**
What?
**[03:19] cid**
What?!
**[03:23] cac**
What on earth...
**[03:26] cac**
Oh, I feel faint...
**[03:35] lam**
Cacao! Cacao!
**[03:39] cac**
Lord Lamuness! Thank goodness you're—
**[03:57] pq**
They've all become little children, chu!
**[04:01] pq**
Looking after little kids
is so exhausting, chu.
**[04:04] lam**
It's not like I *wanted* to
be a little kid again!
**[04:09] pq**
You kicked me!
**[04:13] par**
Look at that!
**[04:15] lam**
It's an amusement park!
**[04:17] cid**
Yeah, it is!
**[04:18] all**
Yay! Yay!
**[04:27] hebi**
That cool, sexy darling of mine...
**[04:30] cac**
We should chaperone them.
**[05:04] dan**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[05:06] lip**
Welcome to Amuseland!
**[05:08] par**
Look! Clowns!
**[05:11] lam**
Yay! Yay!
**[05:13] cac**
There's something familiar
about those clowns, though...
**[05:16] dan**
Presto, change-o...
**[05:20] dan**
And appear!
**[05:23] dan**
Take them.
**[05:33] dan**
The truth is, I have a request
for you sweet children.
**[05:37] lip**
It's something important that
only the best little kids can do.
**[05:40] cid**
What is it? Tell me!
**[05:42] cid**
I'm a good kid!
**[05:45] dan**
You just need to take this prism,
**[05:48] dan**
and put it in the magic circle at
the highest point of that castle.
**[05:54] lip**
Can you do that?
**[05:56] lam**
I'm not a kid, and that's easy!
**[06:01] par**
I got doubts!
**[06:03] par**
Do we get something if we do it?
**[06:06] lip**
Oh yes, something very good!
**[06:10] lip**
You'll get to clear (kuriya) this stage!
***SIGN*** Chestnut (kuri) Arrow (ya)
**[06:16] dan**
In addition, you'll get to ride all the rides
and visit all the attractions you want.
**[06:23] dan**
Now... if you're good kids, rise
to the challenge! (charenji)
***SIGN*** Tea (cha) Microwave (renji)
**[06:31] cid**
That's funny, darn it!
**[06:33] dan**
Here.
**[06:35] lam**
Okay, let's do it!
**[06:37] lip**
Why, I can't wait to see it!
**[06:40] dan**
Bye-bee!
**[06:48] dan**
I even make a perfect clown.
**[06:58] pq**
Looks haunted...
**[07:00] lam**
Humph! You can't eat cotton candy
if you're scared of ghosts!
**[07:04] par**
That didn't make any sense,
but you're so brave, Lamuness!
**[07:08] lam**
Yeah, I am.
**[07:09] lam**
Anyway, ladies first...
**[07:13] pq**
Pathetic, chu.
**[07:18] lam**
E-Everyone, make sure you stay close to me.
**[07:22] cac**
That's right!
**[07:23] cac**
Let's all hold hands so
that no one gets lost.
**[07:26] all**
Okay!
**[07:34] hebi**
Darling. Whose hand are you holding, jaan?
**[07:36] cid**
Whose? It's...
**[07:53] lam**
You made him cry! You made him cry!
**[07:56] lam**
You're a bad boy! You're a bad boy!
**[07:59] lam**
We're telling! We're telling!
**[08:02] lam**
We're telling teacher!
**[08:13] cac**
There, there.
**[08:14] cac**
He's gone now, don't cry.
**[08:16] cid**
I'm not scared! I'm just fine!
**[08:25] bq**
This is hilarious, gyah!
**[08:26] bq**
Can't wait to see what happens next, gyah!
**[08:30] lip**
The four card warriors await
them on the next level.
**[08:43] par**
They're cards!
**[08:46] cid**
That scared me so much.
**[08:49] cid**
I'm card for life!
**[08:51] cac**
I see. Because "card"
sounds like "scarred".
**[08:55] par**
Hey, that was a stupid joke.
**[08:59] cid**
Laugh, darn it!
**[09:01] cid**
If you don't laugh, I'll cry!
**[09:04] pq**
This is why I hate kids, chu.
**[09:07] lam**
Let's laugh, everyone!
**[09:09] lam**
One, two...
**[09:13] lam**
This is more exhausting than usual.
**[09:41] lip**
The plan is that they keep swapping,
**[09:43] lip**
so you never know which
weapon they'll attack with.
**[09:47] dan**
It seems Lamuness and his
party have met... their end.
**[10:02] par**
Lamuness!
**[10:03] pq**
It's not fair to fight a kid, chu!
**[10:06] cid**
I'm gonna cry!
**[10:08] all**
Don't cry!
**[10:11] hebi**
Darling!
**[10:23] lam**
H-Hero Lamuness, real name Baba Lamunade,
now faces the greatest threat of his life!
**[10:33] king**
What did you just say?
**[10:36] lam**
Hero Lamuness, real name Baba...
**[10:39] all**
Baba?!
**[10:51] pq**
You did it!
**[10:52] pq**
Master, your intimidated them away!
**[10:55] hebi**
And never come back, jaan!
**[10:57] par**
Lamuness, you're awesome!
**[10:59] lam**
Yeah!
**[11:01] cac**
They heard "baba," like in Old Maid,
and thought you meant the joker.
**[11:05] cac**
Kings and queens can't
beat the joker, after all.
**[11:08] bq**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[11:11] dan**
Next time... Next time,
we'll surely scare them—
**[11:17] bq**
Why are *you* the ones who are scared, gyah?!
**[11:23] par**
I wuv you!
**[11:25] lam**
If you change that channel, I'll cry!
**[11:27] pq**
There, there!
**[11:28] cac**
Hey, good kids!
**[11:29] pq**
Fight the good fight, chu!
**[11:30] cid**
Even the smallest of us...
**[11:32] hebi**
...has feelings.
**[11:36] pq**
Still looks really haunted up here, chu...
**[11:39] lam**
We need a good
laugh at times like this.
**[11:43] lam**
Da Cider, give us a joke!
**[11:46] par**
Yeah, yeah!
**[11:48] par**
Do something funny.
**[11:51] cid**
F-Fine.
**[11:52] cid**
Leave it to me.
**[11:54] cid**
Hey, gravedigger! Doing good business?
**[11:57] cid**
It's looking pretty grave.
**[11:59] cid**
I did it!
**[12:04] par**
Da Cider, your jokes are the worst.
**[12:07] cid**
I-I'm gonna cry!
**[12:11] cac**
Be careful! Something's coming!
**[12:14] hebi**
Ja-ja-jaan!
**[12:31] lam**
It's a treasure chest!
**[12:34] lam**
Treasure! Treasure!
**[12:40] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] lam**
Vampire bats!
**[12:49] hebi**
They'll suck our blood, jaan!
**[13:01] cid**
That tickles!
**[13:02] cac**
Not there! Please, stop it!
**[13:11] par**
That tickles!
**[13:17] dan**
Behold, the terror of the tickle bats!
**[13:20] dan**
Suffer and laugh yourselves to death!
**[13:26] cid**
I'm g-gonna laugh myself to death!
**[13:29] lam**
At times like this...
**[13:33] lam**
t-there's always a way out!
**[13:38] lam**
C-Cacao-chan!
**[13:41] ---**
Yes!
**[13:42] lam**
Use your dowsing...
**[13:46] lam**
to find a way out!
**[13:49] cac**
R-Right.
**[13:50] cac**
Way out, way out...
**[13:54] cac**
It's that way!
**[13:56] lam**
Let's break through!
**[14:12] par**
It's pinball!
**[14:33] cid**
Ow, ow, ow... that hurt.
**[14:37] cid**
I broke my butt!
**[14:40] hebi**
You're right! It's split down the middle!
**[14:44] cac**
It's supposed to be split there.
**[14:45] pq**
Where are we, chu?
**[14:54] lam**
It's the magic circle!
**[14:56] lam**
This is the top floor!
**[14:58] par**
Yay! We did it!
**[15:02] lam**
So if we set this in the middle,
we'll clear this stage, too!
**[15:21] par**
What happened?
**[15:25] dan**
Well done, all!
**[15:28] lam**
Dandy!
**[15:29] dan**
That prism was the energy source
for this magical mecha, Tenko!
**[15:34] lam**
I see!
**[15:35] lam**
Those clowns before were
you guys in disguise!
**[15:40] cid**
You tricked us!
**[15:44] lip**
Would you die in the haunted castle,
or would you activate Tenko for us?
**[15:51] lip**
It was a win-win plan for us.
**[15:53] bq**
Of course, I, BQ, scripted all of it, gyah!
**[15:56] par**
Rejected!
**[15:58] par**
That's what I'd like to say, but
we can't turn back time now.
**[16:01] cid**
Which means, Da Cider...
**[16:03] cid**
Yeah! Let's summon Kaiser Fire!
**[16:57] lam**
I can't reach!
**[17:00] pq**
Everything about this day is awful, chu.
**[17:03] par**
You gotta beat 'em, Lamuness!
**[17:05] cac**
Lord Da Cider, you gotta beat 'em too!
**[17:08] cac**
Oops, I guess the kiddie talk is catching.
**[17:14] bq**
Destroy them at once, gyah!
**[17:16] dan**
Go, Tenko!
**[17:42] pq**
He brought out a tiger, chu!
**[17:44] pq**
A dragon, chu!
**[17:46] pq**
A snake, chu!
**[17:48] pq**
A panda, chu!
**[18:02] lam**
Darn it! You won't beat me!
**[18:08] pq**
I knew it.
**[18:10] lam**
Let's go!
**[18:28] dan**
Goddamn!
**[18:30] dan**
Next one!
**[18:40] lip**
We did it!
**[18:44] bq**
They're gone, gyah!
**[18:46] lam**
We're up here, gyah!
**[18:48] cid**
That was easy!
**[18:50] bq**
This is going nowhere, gyah!
**[18:52] dan**
Okay, let's finish them off!
**[19:08] par**
They're gonna beat 'em!
**[19:18] cid**
We're gonna lose!
**[19:21] hebi**
Darling...
**[19:23] lam**
We'll fight magic with magic!
**[19:25] pq**
I'm dying, chu.
**[19:42] bq**
They're gone, gyah!
**[19:42] dan**
Impossible!
**[19:50] lam**
We were hiding inside!
**[19:52] lam**
Let's finish 'em!
**[19:54] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:07] cac**
T-Thank goodness!
**[20:10] lam**
Cacao!
**[20:12] cac**
I was worried for a moment back there.
**[20:14] cac**
I'm so glad you're back to normal.
**[20:17] hebi**
Now, darling, why not give
us a joke to end it with?
**[20:21] cid**
Leave it to me!
**[20:23] cid**
What do you call a bowl designed for infants?
**[20:25] hebi**
I don't know. What?
**[20:27] cid**
Chil*dish*!
**[20:29] cid**
What do you think?
**[20:30] cid**
My excellent rapid-fire gags...
**[20:33] cid**
I really am a genius.
**[20:34] cac**
I'm sorry to bring everything down, but...
**[20:39] par**
What are you going to do
with that, Da Cider dear?
**[20:43] par**
Your diaper.
**[20:52] hebi**
Darling!
**[20:53] lam**
Well, the next stage is calling!
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