E16 - The Nightmare Exposed

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[01:33] ---
    Evil God Abram has taken over
    the first Lamuness's body,
[01:36] ---
    been reborn as Black Lamuness,
    and sealed us away in his VS Field.
[01:42] ---
    In order to save Dokidoki Space
    and the Kirakira Spirit World,
[01:46] ---
    we need to clear all the
    stages of the VS Field and
[01:48] ---
    reach the last stage where
    Black Lamuness awaits.
[01:55] ---
    We need to do it...
[01:57] ---
    For the sake of the second Lamuness and
    the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
[02:02] ---
    And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
    Lamuness guy no matter what!
[02:07] ---
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:12] ---
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    The Nightmare Exposed
SIGN    The Nightmare Exposed!
[02:29] lam
    This is a really simple one.
[02:32] cid
    Maybe they ran out of budget.
[02:34] cid
    Insufficient moolah.
[02:35] cid
    By the way, this is a mola!
[02:39] cid
    Ow!
[02:40] lam
    Why do you have to spout that crap
    at the most inappropriate times?!
[02:44] pq
    Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
[02:45] cid
    Punning is part of a hero's job!
[02:47] lam
    You idiot!
[02:50] par
    How long are you gonna just stand there?!
[02:52] cac
    The enemy's right in front of you!
[02:56] dan
    Jabber amongst yourselves all you like.
[02:58] dan
    This will be the end of
    your ridiculous comedy act.
[03:01] lip
    That's right.
[03:02] lip
    I'll show you what Sabbat can do.
[03:05] bq
    With a machine like this, even
    fools like you could win, gyah.
[03:09] bq
    Don't get distracted, gyah.
[03:11] dan
    Now, comedy team. Get ready!
[03:53] stu
    Someone peeped on Yuka while
    she was getting dressed?
[03:56] stu
    What a creep! Who would do that?
[03:58] stu
    I bet it's that guy from Class 2!
[04:03] lam
    No! It's not like that, Yuka...
[04:06] lam
    I was just trying to put a love
    letter in your club locker...
[04:13] lam
    I succumbed to temptation!
[04:14] lam
    Your chest was so big...
     I thought, "Wow, I got lucky!"
[04:17] lam
    But I didn't do it on purpose!
[04:20] lam
    Wait, what am I thinking?!
[04:22] lam
    Apologize! Be a man and apologize!
[04:26] lam
    But she won't forgive me, I'm sure.
[04:29] lam
    I'll forever bear the label "Peeper Lamu."
[04:32] lam
    But, even if she doesn't forgive
    me, I still need to do it!
[04:36] lam
    My DNA is telling me that. Say it!
[04:40] girl
    Hey, Lamunade. You agree with us, right?
[05:00] lam
    Y-Yeah! Any guy who'd do that...
[05:02] lam
    I'll pound him!
[05:06] lam
    I...
[05:08] lam
    I...
[05:10] lam
    I'm trash!
[05:15] pq
    M-Master!
[05:16] cid
    Hey, what's wrong?
[05:19] cid
    Why is this happening?
[05:21] hebi
    Darling, darling!
[05:23] lam
    Stop it! Stop it!
[05:28] par
    Lamuness?!
[05:29] cac
    Lord Lamuness... I wonder
    what happened to him?
[05:32] bq
    Every human has events from their past
    they don't want to remember, gyah.
[05:38] bq
    We'll drag those memories
    you normally keep buried
[05:42] bq
    rushing to the front of your mind.
[05:45] bq
    This is the power of Sabbat!
[05:47] bq
    No one can win a battle
    against themselves, gyah!
[05:50] bq
    Ho ho ho and ho, gyah!
[05:57] girl
    What a creep!
[05:59] girl
    Who is that?
[06:04] lam
    It was me! It was me! It was me!
[06:07] lam
    Stop it! Stop it!
[06:09] lam
    Stop it, stop it!
[06:10] lam
    This isn't me! It isn't me!
[06:16] bq
    Now, finish him, gyah!
[06:19] dan
    Mommy! Forgive me, Mommy!
[06:22] lip
    I hate, hate, hate, radishes!
[06:28] bq
    You morons!
[06:29] bq
    Why is it working on you, too, gyah?!
[06:32] bq
    It's pathetic, gyah.
[06:38] par
    Lamuness!
[06:39] par
    Lord Lamuness!
[06:45] hebi
    I'm feeling sick, jaan...
[06:50] par
    Lamuness!
[06:51] par
    Lord Lamuness!
[06:53] dan
    Mommy! Mommy!
[06:56] lip
    No more radishes!
[07:03] bq
    You idiots, gyah!
[07:12] cid
    Hey, Lamuness!
[07:16] cid
    What are you doing, stupid?
[07:19] cid
    Wake up, wake up, wake up!
[07:22] cid
    Damn... This is boring.
[07:27] par
    I have doubts.
[07:28] par
    What happened to Lamuness?
[07:30] cac
    There's nothing wrong with him, physically.
[07:32] cac
    It must be a psychological issue.
[07:34] cid
    Yes, he clearly has issues.
[07:36] hebi
    He does, jaan!
[07:37] pq
    He's a total creep, chu!
[07:42] cac
    No, I don't mean it like that...
[07:44] cac
    I believe Lord Lamuness experienced
     a psychological attack which has dug up
[07:49] cac
    emotional scars of his past and
     closed off his conscious mind.
[07:52] cid
    What? Is that what that attack was?
[07:55] cid
    I didn't notice at all.
[07:57] cac
    You were unscathed, Lord Da Cider?
[07:59] cid
    I have no past embarrassments!
    Only past glories!
[08:03] hebi
    My darling is the greatest hero of all, jaan!
[08:08] cid
    Don't worry, everyone.
[08:09] cid
    Starting today, I'll be your one true hero!
[08:14] par
    How do we get Lamuness back to normal?
[08:17] cac
    There's only one way.
[08:19] cac
    We must enter Lamuness's subconscious
    and recover his conscious mind.
[08:23] cid
    Why you...
[08:27] hebi
    That's rude, jaan!
[08:28] cid
    Don't ignore me!
[08:32] cac
    In other words, we must psycho dive.
[08:35] par
    But, how do we...
[08:37] cac
    Don't worry! I have it covered!
SIGN    Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga Anyone can be a psycho diver!
[08:40] cac
    Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga!
[08:43] cac
    See?
[08:44] par
    So many doubts...
[08:47] cid
    I'm not going!
[08:49] cac
    Please don't!
[08:50] cac
    The leading man should stay
    here and save his energy.
[08:53] cid
    Yes, that's right!
[08:57] hebi
    Darling's the leading man!
[08:59] par
    Da Cider would just ruin everything
    if he came along anyway.
[09:02] cac
    Precisely.
[09:07] bq
    Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
[09:10] bq
    Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
[09:11] dan
    Mommy... My cheek hurts...
[09:15] lip
    No more... radishes.
[09:19] bq
    You're so useless, gyah!
[09:23] bq
    I feel so alone, gyah.
[09:30] cac
    Well, let us begin.
[09:33] cac
    Let's psycho dive!
[09:58] lam
    I'm sorry... Yuka...
[10:00] pq
    Pikyu!
[10:00] par
    PQ, what's your favorite color?
[10:01] pq
    Pinkyu!
[10:03] lam
    Psycho dive!
[10:05] cid
    Can a flea fly...
[10:07] hebi
    ...like the fly flew?
[10:23] cac
    This is Lord Lamuness's mental realm.
[10:26] par
    Wow... Huh?
[10:29] par
    What's that stuff floating toward us?
[10:41] cac
    These are images out of Lamuness's
    memories and consciousness.
[10:46] par
    He's so shallow...
[10:50] par
    Do you hear something strange?
[10:52] cac
    I believe so...
[10:58] par
    What's that?
[10:59] cac
    The depths of his subconscious.
[11:01] cac
    It may be where we'll find
    Lord Lamuness's mind.
SIGN    Celebrating Abram's Defeat! Concert for Hero Lamuness
[11:10] girl
    Lord Lamuness!
[11:24] lam
    Everyone! Do you have the badge on?
[11:34] lam
    Yay!
[11:36] par
    What is all this?
[11:37] lam
    The only reason I could be here today
    is because of my unrivaled skill!
[11:44] lam
    Of course, your support
    played a small role, too...
[11:51] lam
    The heck? What's the obnoxious racket?
[11:54] cid
    Hey! Impressive as ever, Sir Lamuness!
[11:56] cid
    You're just so amazing!
[11:58] lam
    Well, if it isn't Da Cider?
[12:01] lam
    I nearly forgot you were here.
[12:04] cid
    Well, well, well, I'm just dead weight.
[12:08] cid
    And now I'm just dead!
[12:14] hebi
    Darling, that was sad, jaan.
[12:16] lam
    Stop it, everyone!
[12:18] lam
    He's still a person!
[12:20] lam
    We must always treasure life!
[12:22] cid
    Lord Lamuness! I'll follow you forever!
[12:26] lam
    Lay off... You're getting my clothes dirty.
[12:30] girls
    Lord Lamuness!
[12:33] girls
    Yay!
[12:36] girls
    That hurt!
[12:38] par
    Lamuness!
[12:42] lam
    What, were you two here, too?
[12:45] lam
    Fine, maybe I'll treat you to an autograph.
[12:51] lam
    There we go.
SIGN    Lamuness
[12:54] lam
    As usual, you're flat as a board...
[12:58] lam
    You could learn a thing or two from Cacao.
[13:08] par
    It's time to go, you idiot hero!
[13:11] lam
    What are you talking about?
[13:13] lam
    I already beat Abram!
[13:15] lam
    Look!
SIGN    Abram
SIGN    See?
[13:20] par
    That's clearly not Abram, you idiot!
[13:24] lam
    No, no, no!
[13:26] lam
    As long as I'm here, I can win
    and get all the praise I want!
[13:31] girl
    Hey, you two.
[13:35] girl
    What are you doing to Lord Lamuness?
[13:37] girl
    Get lost already.
[13:38] par
    No! You people get out of my way!
[13:41] all
    Leave! Leave! Leave! Leave!
[14:00] cac
    P-Parfait...
[14:28] par
    Do you hate it that much?
[14:29] lam
    Yeah... I'm scared.
    Something wrong with that?
[14:34] lam
    I'm my own enemy.
[14:35] lam
    The part of me I don't want to see.
[14:37] lam
    That I want to forget. That
    I want to leave behind.
[14:40] lam
    I can't beat an opponent like that!
[14:43] lam
    I'm no hero.
[14:49] par
    I know all that stuff.
[14:53] par
    You're stupid, selfish, lecherous, and lazy.
[14:56] par
    I've never seen anyone so worthless.
[15:01] par
    But I still believe in you.
[15:04] par
    After all, you can become a hero.
[15:07] par
    You can become a hero who saves the world.
[15:10] par
    Right?
[15:11] lam
    Become... a hero?
[15:14] par
    So let's go, okay?
[15:19] lam
    No, I just can't.
[15:21] par
    Lamuness...
[15:27] par
    You can't run away.
[15:29] par
    Running away won't solve anything.
[15:31] par
    Act. Fight. Then something
    will come from that.
[15:35] par
    Let's go. Everyone's waiting.
[15:54] par
    Lamuness!
[15:55] cac
    I'm so glad, Lord Lamuness!
[15:57] pq
    Master...
[15:58] cid
    Darn it, he's back.
[16:00] hebi
    Too bad, jaan.
[16:04] lam
    Sorry, everyone...
[16:10] bq
    I can't rely on these idiots, gyah.
[16:14] dan
    M-Mommy...
[16:16] lip
    Radish... oh, and seaweed, too...
[16:20] bq
    Shut up, gyah!
[16:23] cid
    Let's go, Lamuness.
[16:26] cid
    Let's go.
[17:13] lam
    Dammit... Why? Why?
[17:19] pq
    Master! Get a grip, chu!
[17:22] cid
    Hey, you! Don't let your
    past beat you, dammit!
[17:37] bq
    Soon, gyah! Soon Lamuness's mind
    will be completely destroyed, gyah!
[17:43] dan
    Mommy!
[17:45] lip
    Radishes... spare me!
[17:47] bq
    Oh, shut up, gyah!
[17:51] cac
    Lamuness!
[17:52] cac
    Lord Lamuness!
[17:53] cac
    Lamuness, fight! Lamuness!
[17:58] cac
    Lord Lamuness!
[18:00] cac
    Lamuness!
[18:07] pq
    Master!
[18:18] lam
    Parfait... I just can't do it.
[18:20] lam
    I can't do anything.
[18:25] lam
    What was that sound?
[18:26] lam
    It's like someone fighting...
[18:31] lam
    That's right. This is... This sound is...
[18:40] mito
    I won't lose!
[18:41] mito
    I'll never lose!
[18:42] mito
    I'll never lose!
[18:58] drum
    We must hurry! We have to hurry!
[19:11] drum
    Lord Lamuness!
[19:16] lam
    That's right. Everyone's fighting...
[19:19] lam
    They're really fighting...
[19:21] lam
    Mito.
[19:22] lam
    Drum.
[19:23] lam
    The second Lamuness.
[19:25] lam
    The Three Sacred Sisters.
[19:27] lam
    Parfait.
[19:29] lam
    Cacao.
[19:30] lam
    And I'm forced to admit, even Da Cider...
[19:33] lam
    They're all fighting!
[19:35] lam
    And yet I... I... I...
[19:39] lam
    I'm such an idiot!
[19:46] bq
    Oh no, gyah!
[19:52] lam
    Laugh as much as you want!
    Mock me! Insult me!
[19:56] lam
    I'm a hero!
[19:57] lam
    I won't lose to the enemy,
    to my past, or to myself!
[20:06] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[20:25] lam
    He did it!
[20:28] dan
    Where are we?
[20:31] lip
    Hero Lamuness, prepare to die!
[20:34] bq
    A little late for that, gyah!
[20:44] lam
    I won. Mito, Drum...
[20:46] lam
    And Parfait!
[20:49] par
    Lamuness!
[20:54] cid
    You made a lot of trouble for us back there.
[20:56] hebi
    For real, jaan!
[20:59] lam
    Wait for me... Black Lamuness!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    What's this?
SIGN    What's with this field?
SIGN    We have to roll a die and aim for the goal?
SIGN    Fine! See what Dice-Roller Lamu can do!
SIGN    Take that!
SIGN    Huh? Splat?
SIGN    Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
SIGN    A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
SIGN    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
SIGN    A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
SIGN    This is making me blush...