# E16 - The Nightmare Exposed
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:36] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Exposed
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Exposed!
**[02:29] lam**
This is a really simple one.
**[02:32] cid**
Maybe they ran out of budget.
**[02:34] cid**
Insufficient moolah.
**[02:35] cid**
By the way, this is a mola!
**[02:39] cid**
Ow!
**[02:40] lam**
Why do you have to spout that crap
at the most inappropriate times?!
**[02:44] pq**
Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
**[02:45] cid**
Punning is part of a hero's job!
**[02:47] lam**
You idiot!
**[02:50] par**
How long are you gonna just stand there?!
**[02:52] cac**
The enemy's right in front of you!
**[02:56] dan**
Jabber amongst yourselves all you like.
**[02:58] dan**
This will be the end of
your ridiculous comedy act.
**[03:01] lip**
That's right.
**[03:02] lip**
I'll show you what Sabbat can do.
**[03:05] bq**
With a machine like this, even
fools like you could win, gyah.
**[03:09] bq**
Don't get distracted, gyah.
**[03:11] dan**
Now, comedy team. Get ready!
**[03:53] stu**
Someone peeped on Yuka while
she was getting dressed?
**[03:56] stu**
What a creep! Who would do that?
**[03:58] stu**
I bet it's that guy from Class 2!
**[04:03] lam**
*No! It's not like that, Yuka...*
**[04:06] lam**
*I was just trying to put a love
letter in your club locker...*
**[04:13] lam**
*I succumbed to temptation!*
**[04:14] lam**
*Your chest was so big...
I thought, "Wow, I got lucky!"*
**[04:17] lam**
*But I didn't do it on purpose!*
**[04:20] lam**
Wait, what am I thinking?!
**[04:22] lam**
*Apologize! Be a man and apologize!*
**[04:26] lam**
*But she won't forgive me, I'm sure.*
**[04:29] lam**
*I'll forever bear the label "Peeper Lamu."*
**[04:32] lam**
*But, even if she doesn't forgive
me, I still need to do it!*
**[04:36] lam**
*My DNA is telling me that. Say it!*
**[04:40] girl**
Hey, Lamunade. You agree with us, right?
**[05:00] lam**
Y-Yeah! Any guy who'd do that...
**[05:02] lam**
I'll pound him!
**[05:06] lam**
I...
**[05:08] lam**
I...
**[05:10] lam**
I'm trash!
**[05:15] pq**
M-Master!
**[05:16] cid**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[05:19] cid**
Why is this happening?
**[05:21] hebi**
Darling, darling!
**[05:23] lam**
Stop it! Stop it!
**[05:28] par**
Lamuness?!
**[05:29] cac**
Lord Lamuness... I wonder
what happened to him?
**[05:32] bq**
Every human has events from their past
they don't want to remember, gyah.
**[05:38] bq**
We'll drag those memories
you normally keep buried
**[05:42] bq**
rushing to the front of your mind.
**[05:45] bq**
This is the power of Sabbat!
**[05:47] bq**
No one can win a battle
against themselves, gyah!
**[05:50] bq**
Ho ho ho and ho, gyah!
**[05:57] girl**
What a creep!
**[05:59] girl**
Who is that?
**[06:04] lam**
*It was me! It was me! It was me!*
**[06:07] lam**
*Stop it! Stop it!*
**[06:09] lam**
*Stop it, stop it!*
**[06:10] lam**
This isn't me! It isn't me!
**[06:16] bq**
Now, finish him, gyah!
**[06:19] dan**
Mommy! Forgive me, Mommy!
**[06:22] lip**
I hate, hate, hate, radishes!
**[06:28] bq**
You morons!
**[06:29] bq**
Why is it working on you, too, gyah?!
**[06:32] bq**
It's pathetic, gyah.
**[06:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:39] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:45] hebi**
I'm feeling sick, jaan...
**[06:50] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:51] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:53] dan**
Mommy! Mommy!
**[06:56] lip**
No more radishes!
**[07:03] bq**
You idiots, gyah!
**[07:12] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[07:16] cid**
What are you doing, stupid?
**[07:19] cid**
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
**[07:22] cid**
Damn... This is boring.
**[07:27] par**
I have doubts.
**[07:28] par**
What happened to Lamuness?
**[07:30] cac**
There's nothing wrong with him, physically.
**[07:32] cac**
It must be a psychological issue.
**[07:34] cid**
Yes, he clearly has issues.
**[07:36] hebi**
He does, jaan!
**[07:37] pq**
He's a total creep, chu!
**[07:42] cac**
No, I don't mean it like that...
**[07:44] cac**
I believe Lord Lamuness experienced
a psychological attack which has dug up
**[07:49] cac**
emotional scars of his past and
closed off his conscious mind.
**[07:52] cid**
What? Is that what that attack was?
**[07:55] cid**
I didn't notice at all.
**[07:57] cac**
You were unscathed, Lord Da Cider?
**[07:59] cid**
I have no past embarrassments!
Only past glories!
**[08:03] hebi**
My darling is the greatest hero of all, jaan!
**[08:08] cid**
Don't worry, everyone.
**[08:09] cid**
Starting today, I'll be your one true hero!
**[08:14] par**
How do we get Lamuness back to normal?
**[08:17] cac**
There's only one way.
**[08:19] cac**
We must enter Lamuness's subconscious
and recover his conscious mind.
**[08:23] cid**
Why you...
**[08:27] hebi**
That's rude, jaan!
**[08:28] cid**
Don't ignore me!
**[08:32] cac**
In other words, we must psycho dive.
**[08:35] par**
But, how do we...
**[08:37] cac**
Don't worry! I have it covered!
***SIGN*** Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga Anyone can be a psycho diver!
**[08:40] cac**
Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga!
**[08:43] cac**
See?
**[08:44] par**
So many doubts...
**[08:47] cid**
I'm not going!
**[08:49] cac**
Please don't!
**[08:50] cac**
The leading man should stay
here and save his energy.
**[08:53] cid**
Yes, that's right!
**[08:57] hebi**
Darling's the leading man!
**[08:59] par**
Da Cider would just ruin everything
if he came along anyway.
**[09:02] cac**
Precisely.
**[09:07] bq**
Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
**[09:10] bq**
Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
**[09:11] dan**
Mommy... My cheek hurts...
**[09:15] lip**
No more... radishes.
**[09:19] bq**
You're so useless, gyah!
**[09:23] bq**
I feel so alone, gyah.
**[09:30] cac**
Well, let us begin.
**[09:33] cac**
*Let's psycho dive!*
**[09:58] lam**
I'm sorry... Yuka...
**[10:00] pq**
Pikyu!
**[10:00] par**
PQ, what's your favorite color?
**[10:01] pq**
Pinkyu!
**[10:03] lam**
Psycho dive!
**[10:05] cid**
Can a flea fly...
**[10:07] hebi**
...like the fly flew?
**[10:23] cac**
This is Lord Lamuness's mental realm.
**[10:26] par**
Wow... Huh?
**[10:29] par**
What's that stuff floating toward us?
**[10:41] cac**
These are images out of Lamuness's
memories and consciousness.
**[10:46] par**
He's so shallow...
**[10:50] par**
Do you hear something strange?
**[10:52] cac**
I believe so...
**[10:58] par**
What's that?
**[10:59] cac**
The depths of his subconscious.
**[11:01] cac**
It may be where we'll find
Lord Lamuness's mind.
***SIGN*** Celebrating Abram's Defeat! Concert for Hero Lamuness
**[11:10] girl**
Lord Lamuness!
**[11:24] lam**
Everyone! Do you have the badge on?
**[11:34] lam**
Yay!
**[11:36] par**
What is all this?
**[11:37] lam**
The only reason I could be here today
is because of my unrivaled skill!
**[11:44] lam**
Of course, your support
played a small role, too...
**[11:51] lam**
The heck? What's the obnoxious racket?
**[11:54] cid**
Hey! Impressive as ever, Sir Lamuness!
**[11:56] cid**
You're just so amazing!
**[11:58] lam**
Well, if it isn't Da Cider?
**[12:01] lam**
I nearly forgot you were here.
**[12:04] cid**
Well, well, well, I'm just dead weight.
**[12:08] cid**
And now I'm just dead!
**[12:14] hebi**
Darling, that was sad, jaan.
**[12:16] lam**
Stop it, everyone!
**[12:18] lam**
He's still a person!
**[12:20] lam**
We must always treasure life!
**[12:22] cid**
Lord Lamuness! I'll follow you forever!
**[12:26] lam**
Lay off... You're getting my clothes dirty.
**[12:30] girls**
Lord Lamuness!
**[12:33] girls**
Yay!
**[12:36] girls**
That hurt!
**[12:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:42] lam**
What, were you two here, too?
**[12:45] lam**
Fine, maybe I'll treat you to an autograph.
**[12:51] lam**
There we go.
***SIGN*** Lamuness
**[12:54] lam**
As usual, you're flat as a board...
**[12:58] lam**
You could learn a thing or two from Cacao.
**[13:08] par**
It's time to go, you idiot hero!
**[13:11] lam**
What are you talking about?
**[13:13] lam**
I already beat Abram!
**[13:15] lam**
Look!
***SIGN*** Abram
***SIGN*** See?
**[13:20] par**
That's clearly not Abram, you idiot!
**[13:24] lam**
No, no, no!
**[13:26] lam**
As long as I'm here, I can win
and get all the praise I want!
**[13:31] girl**
Hey, you two.
**[13:35] girl**
What are you doing to Lord Lamuness?
**[13:37] girl**
Get lost already.
**[13:38] par**
No! You people get out of *my* way!
**[13:41] all**
Leave! Leave! Leave! Leave!
**[14:00] cac**
P-Parfait...
**[14:28] par**
Do you hate it that much?
**[14:29] lam**
Yeah... I'm scared.
Something wrong with that?
**[14:34] lam**
I'm my own enemy.
**[14:35] lam**
The part of me I don't want to see.
**[14:37] lam**
That I want to forget. That
I want to leave behind.
**[14:40] lam**
I can't beat an opponent like that!
**[14:43] lam**
I'm no hero.
**[14:49] par**
I know all that stuff.
**[14:53] par**
You're stupid, selfish, lecherous, and lazy.
**[14:56] par**
I've never seen anyone so worthless.
**[15:01] par**
But I still believe in you.
**[15:04] par**
After all, you can become a hero.
**[15:07] par**
You can become a hero who saves the world.
**[15:10] par**
Right?
**[15:11] lam**
Become... a hero?
**[15:14] par**
So let's go, okay?
**[15:19] lam**
No, I just can't.
**[15:21] par**
Lamuness...
**[15:27] par**
You can't run away.
**[15:29] par**
Running away won't solve anything.
**[15:31] par**
Act. Fight. Then something
will come from that.
**[15:35] par**
Let's go. Everyone's waiting.
**[15:54] par**
Lamuness!
**[15:55] cac**
I'm so glad, Lord Lamuness!
**[15:57] pq**
Master...
**[15:58] cid**
Darn it, he's back.
**[16:00] hebi**
Too bad, jaan.
**[16:04] lam**
Sorry, everyone...
**[16:10] bq**
I can't rely on these idiots, gyah.
**[16:14] dan**
M-Mommy...
**[16:16] lip**
Radish... oh, and seaweed, too...
**[16:20] bq**
Shut up, gyah!
**[16:23] cid**
Let's go, Lamuness.
**[16:26] cid**
Let's go.
**[17:13] lam**
Dammit... Why? Why?
**[17:19] pq**
Master! Get a grip, chu!
**[17:22] cid**
Hey, you! Don't let your
past beat you, dammit!
**[17:37] bq**
Soon, gyah! Soon Lamuness's mind
will be completely destroyed, gyah!
**[17:43] dan**
Mommy!
**[17:45] lip**
Radishes... spare me!
**[17:47] bq**
Oh, shut up, gyah!
**[17:51] cac**
Lamuness!
**[17:52] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:53] cac**
Lamuness, fight! Lamuness!
**[17:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[18:00] cac**
Lamuness!
**[18:07] pq**
Master!
**[18:18] lam**
Parfait... I just can't do it.
**[18:20] lam**
I can't do anything.
**[18:25] lam**
What was that sound?
**[18:26] lam**
It's like someone fighting...
**[18:31] lam**
That's right. This is... This sound is...
**[18:40] mito**
I won't lose!
**[18:41] mito**
I'll never lose!
**[18:42] mito**
I'll never lose!
**[18:58] drum**
We must hurry! We have to hurry!
**[19:11] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:16] lam**
That's right. Everyone's fighting...
**[19:19] lam**
They're really fighting...
**[19:21] lam**
Mito.
**[19:22] lam**
Drum.
**[19:23] lam**
The second Lamuness.
**[19:25] lam**
The Three Sacred Sisters.
**[19:27] lam**
Parfait.
**[19:29] lam**
Cacao.
**[19:30] lam**
And I'm forced to admit, even Da Cider...
**[19:33] lam**
They're all fighting!
**[19:35] lam**
And yet I... I... I...
**[19:39] lam**
I'm such an idiot!
**[19:46] bq**
Oh no, gyah!
**[19:52] lam**
Laugh as much as you want!
Mock me! Insult me!
**[19:56] lam**
I'm a hero!
**[19:57] lam**
I won't lose to the enemy,
to my past, or to myself!
**[20:06] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:25] lam**
He did it!
**[20:28] dan**
Where are we?
**[20:31] lip**
Hero Lamuness, prepare to die!
**[20:34] bq**
A little late for that, gyah!
**[20:44] lam**
I won. Mito, Drum...
**[20:46] lam**
And Parfait!
**[20:49] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:54] cid**
You made a lot of trouble for us back there.
**[20:56] hebi**
For real, jaan!
**[20:59] lam**
Wait for me... Black Lamuness!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** What's with this field?
***SIGN*** We have to roll a die and aim for the goal?
***SIGN*** Fine! See what Dice-Roller Lamu can do!
***SIGN*** Take that!
***SIGN*** Huh? Splat?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...