E18 - Who Am I?!

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[01:33] ---
    Evil God Abram has taken over
    the first Lamuness's body,
[01:36] ---
    been reborn as Black Lamuness,
    and sealed us away in his VS Field.
[01:42] ---
    In order to save Dokidoki Space
    and the Kirakira Spirit World,
[01:46] ---
    we need to clear all the
    stages of the VS Field and
[01:48] ---
    reach the last stage where
     Black Lamuness awaits.
[01:55] ---
    We need to do it...
[01:57] ---
    For the sake of the second Lamuness and
    the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
[02:02] ---
    And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
    Lamuness guy no matter what!
[02:07] ---
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:12] ---
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    Who Am I?!
SIGN    Who Am I?!
[02:25] lam
    What is this place?
[02:27] lam
    It's so foggy, I can't see a thing.
[02:30] cac
    It's clearly a new VS Field, but...
[02:33] cid
    Trying to fight here would be...
[02:36] par
    ...a serious mistake.
[02:38] lam
    Well, it's okay.
[02:39] lam
    We've got the invincible Kaiser Fire!
[02:43] pq
    Yeah, don't fogget about him!
[02:45] cid
    What?!
[02:46] lam
    Let's find the guardian of this field,
[02:48] lam
    and give him a real hazing with Kaiser Fire!
[02:51] cid
    They beat me to all the good puns...
[02:55] cid
    Not good. I need to make a comeback somehow.
[02:58] cac
    Lord Lamuness! What is that?
[03:00] lam
    There's something in the fog!
[03:05] cac
    How mistyrious.
[03:08] cid
    What are you doing to me?!
[03:18] bq
    Now, let's bathe Lamuness and his
    party with our mistery weapon!
[03:24] dan
    But what on earth...
[03:26] lip
    ...is the mistery weapon?
[03:29] bq
    The proper name for it is the
    "Personality-Swapping Mist," gyah.
[03:34] dan
    What an esoteric name!
[03:36] lip
    Truly, a name that offers no clue
    at all as to its true purpose!
[03:42] lip
    Mysterious!
[03:43] bq
    You two are so dedicated to idiocy, gyah.
[03:46] bq
    Then I'll show you the power
    of the mistery weapon, gyah!
[03:49] lam
    Hey, are you all still with me?
[03:52] par
    Hey, Lamuness. Don't get so far ahead.
[03:56] cac
    We can't even see a few
    feet ahead in this fog.
[04:00] lam
    You're pathetic.
[04:02] lam
    We'll have to stay in close
    contact while we walk, I guess.
[04:04] lam
    Let's go!
[04:08] par
    Where are you touching me, you perv?!
[04:10] lam
    Sorry, sorry.
[04:11] lam
    I thought it was your back.
[04:15] pq
    Master, you never know when
    to shut your mouth, chu.
[04:19] cac
    Lord Lamuness, are you all right?
[04:23] par
    What a creep.
[04:25] cid
    Mutter, mutter... Mutter,
    mutter... Mutter, mutter...
[04:28] cid
    Mist, mist, mist...
[04:31] cid
    Ah, it's no use!
[04:34] par
    What are you doing, Da Cider?!
[04:37] par
    Stop wasting time or we'll get separated!
[04:39] hebi
    Shut up, jaan! Darling is
    fighting a slump, jaan.
[04:43] par
    Slump?
[04:44] cid
    Let's see. Mistreating...
    misticism... in a mistrial?
[04:53] cid
    They're going to revoke my pun king title!
[04:59] bw
    Now, gyah!
[05:00] bw
    Hit them with the mistery weapon, gyah!
[05:03] bw
    Yes, sir!
[05:07] bw
    Lord Lamuness?
[05:10] lam
    What's going on?
[05:15] par
    Lamuness! Cacao!
[05:17] cid
    Lamuness and Cacao were
    covered in that crimson mist...
[05:21] cid
    Truly grim-son.
[05:22] hebi
    Grim-son... crimson... grimson?
    Darling, that doesn't work, jaan...
[05:29] cid
    My pun king pride!
[05:32] par
    Give it a rest, already!
[05:41] cac
    Stop doing that dumb stuff
    while we're in danger!
[05:46] par
    Cacao!
[05:47] hebi
    Darling?
[05:48] cac
    Let's go, Da Cider!
[05:50] cac
    I'm calling Kaiser Fire!
[05:54] cac
    What's this?
[05:57] cac
    Sorry, Cacao! I didn't realize
    your breasts were there!
[06:03] cac
    It was an accident! Please forgive me!
[06:05] par
    Cacao? What are you doing?
[06:12] lam
    I'm pretty sure the enemy machine came
    down, and then... What happened to me?
[06:19] pq
    M-Master, is it just me or are
    you acting pretty weird, chu?
[06:24] lam
    Oh, PQ dear. Do you know where the
    others have gotten off to, perhaps?
[06:29] pq
    Does this mean... has the time
    I always feared arrived, chu?
[06:41] cac
    I'm standing over there?
[06:43] cac
    Then who's the person standing here?!
[06:46] lam
    I'm standing there, and I'm also here...
[06:53] cac
    I fell over!
[06:54] pq
    Master's turned gay, chu!
[06:58] cac
    Who are you calling gay?
[07:00] pq
    Ow, ow!
[07:02] par
    I have doubts!
[07:03] par
    What's going on here?
[07:06] bq
    That went perfect, gyah!
[07:13] dan
    Did you see the power of
    our mistery weapon
[07:17] lip
    Although its proper name is
    Personality-Swapping Mist...
[07:21] cac
    Personality-Swapping?
[07:23] cid
    Personality? Per fatality, proportionality...
[07:26] par
    That's it!
[07:28] par
    That red mist caused Lamuness and
    Cacao to switch their bodies!
[07:33] lip
    To be able to guess everything
    just from hearing the name...
[07:37] dan
    They're impressive.
[07:39] bq
    Let it go already, gyah.
[07:41] cac
    Just what are you trying
    to get us to do?! Hey!
[07:45] bq
    You can't even figure that out, gyah?
[07:48] bq
    I'll tell you, then.
[07:49] bq
    We're going to use our mistery weapon
    to make you change bodies...
[07:53] par
    Then what?
[07:55] bq
    And it'll be hilarious, gyah!
[07:59] cid
    Hilarious... A tall wrestler
    specializes in hi-lariats...
[08:04] bq
    What are you doing? Attack with the mistery
    weapon while they're off their guard!
[08:09] dan
    Y-Yes, sir!
[08:14] bq
    You fool! What are you doing?!
[08:16] lip
    Get 'em, gyah!
[08:18] bq
    Forgive me...
[08:22] dan
    Oh dear, how smoky!
[08:23] lip
    This is pathetic, gyah!
[08:25] lip
    Let's get out of here
    and think up a new plan!
[08:30] par
    They're getting away!
[08:31] cac
    Get back here! You can't leave me like this!
[08:36] cid
    Wait up... Weighed up...
[08:38] par
    Stop stalling and come on!
[08:41] ---
    Um...
[08:42] par
    We'll explain later! Cacao, let's go!
[08:45] ---
    Uh...
[08:47] cac
    Hey! Get back here already!
[08:53] cid
    Darn it. They escaped!
[08:55] cid
    This is because you're so irresponsible!
[08:59] cid
    You worthless hero!
[09:01] cac
    Blaming me for this, jaan...
    How cruel even for you, darling!
[09:05] cid
    Darling... you mean...
[09:08] par
    It appears that Parfait and
    I have switched places.
[09:14] cid
    I can't stand this!
[09:16] hebi
    Oh, then who am I now?
[09:22] pq
    It appears I'm the only one
    who's completely normal!
[09:28] lam
    You're so annoying, jabbering in my ear!
[09:31] lam
    Master, chu!
[09:35] lam
    This can't be true!
[09:38] par
    On a foggy VS Field, mistrust abounds...
[09:41] par
    How's that?
[09:43] par
    Laugh, damn you all!
[09:46] par
    Laugh, laugh!
[09:46] cac
    That's my real darling!
[09:51] pq
    PQ! Dammit, I won't forget this!
[09:53] lam
    The more you complain, the more I pinch, chu!
[09:57] cid
    No!
[10:01] par
    Laugh, damn you! Laugh! Laugh!
[10:09] lam
    Who are you?
[10:11] ---
    PQ!
[10:12] cac
    This is trouble!
[10:13] ---
    Pikyu.
[10:14] cid
    One man's trash is another man's...
[10:15] hebi
    ...treasure.
[10:22] pq
    Well, at least the damn fog cleared up...
[10:25] par
    But it means the red mist is gone, too.
[10:28] cac
    So there's no way to get
    back to normal, jaan.
[10:32] cid
    How long do I have to
    stay in this awful body?
[10:37] par
    Hang on a minute, Parfait!
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:41] cac
    Yeah, jaan! Yeah, jaan!
[10:42] cac
    That's a rude thing to
    say to my darling, jaan!
[10:45] cid
    But... But...
[10:47] lam
    I'm so tired of walking now, chu.
[10:50] pq
    It's because you always laze
    around on my shoulder.
[10:54] pq
    Have you gained a new appreciation for me?
[10:57] lam
    Shut your face, chu!
[11:00] lam
    The past is in the past, chu.
[11:02] lam
    It would be better if you learned
    your place already, Master.
[11:08] pq
    Don't you get smart with me!
[11:10] pq
    The minute I'm back to
    normal, I'm taking revenge!
[11:14] lam
    That's assuming you ever
    do get back to normal!
[11:17] pq
    Stop!
[11:19] cid
    I can't take this anymore!
[11:21] cid
    Cacao! Haven't you found
    the enemy's location yet?
[11:24] ---
    But how am I supposed to
    do that with this body?
[11:31] cid
    We do seem to be going the right way, but...
[11:34] cac
    Look at that, jaan!
[11:39] par
    That's it! The personality-swapping
    mistery weapon!
[11:43] pq
    Okay! Everyone, full speed
    ahead for that mist!
[11:47] cid
    In other words, we run!
[11:50] cac
    Okay, jaan!
[11:51] ---
    Charge!
[11:54] dan
    Lord BQ.
[11:55] dan
    The fools are heading our way.
[11:58] bq
    No matter, gyah.
[12:00] bq
    The minute they arrive
    here, they're finished.
[12:03] bq
    It's time to use the mistery
    weapon at maximum strength.
[12:07] bq
    All the preparations are in place!
[12:14] pq
    There! How do you like that?
[12:19] lam
    Now I'm Lamuness!
[12:22] par
    I'm in this hysterical chick's body, jaan!
[12:25] hebi
    I'm PQ, chu!
[12:28] lam
    Cacao in Da Cider's body passed out!
[12:32] cac
    I'll give her a pass!
[12:34] lam
    Wake up, Cacao!
[12:36] lam
    If you don't, you'll get
    stuck as Da Cider forever!
[12:40] cid
    Please, anything but that...
[12:42] pq
    Dammit! Let's just keep trying
    until we go back to normal!
[12:52] pq
    How about now?!
[12:55] pq
    Why?!
[12:57] pq
    I'm PQ!
[12:59] cid
    Now I'm my darling!
[13:01] lam
    Ah! My sweet Hebi Metako.
[13:04] lam
    Shall I call you Hebi Da Sako now?
[13:06] hebi
    I have doubts!
[13:08] hebi
    I'm a snake-girl now!
[13:10] par
    I'm PQ, chu!
[13:12] cac
    Which means...
[13:14] cac
    Oh, thank goodness! I'm back to normal!
[13:17] cac
    Now I can relax...
[13:21] all
    One more time!
[13:28] pq
    I don't care what else happens!
    Just let me stop being PQ!
[13:33] lam
    I would have rather been darling...
[13:36] cid
    I'm PQ, chu!
[13:38] hebi
    I'm getting pretty sick of this.
[13:40] par
    I'm back to normal!
[13:42] par
    Thank goodness!
[13:43] pq
    But there's only a few of us left...
[13:47] hebi
    Next time might be our chance!
[13:49] all
    Go!
[13:52] pq
    Pikyu!
[13:53] pq
    We did it! I'm cute li'l PQ again!
[13:59] hebi
    This slick, supple body! I'm
    all back to normal too, jaan!
[14:04] lam
    Which...
[14:05] cid
    ...means...
[14:08] lam
    Well, it seems everyone's
    back to normal now, Lamuness!
[14:12] pq
    Pikyu?
[14:13] cid
    Yeah, I was pretty worried
    for a minute there, Da Cider!
[14:19] cid
    What?
[14:22] cid
    Why? Why do I have to be this
    old pun-spouting weirdo now?
[14:28] lam
    Stop fighting it, Lamuness.
[14:29] cid
    What?!
[14:30] lam
    This is heaven's judgment.
[14:32] lam
    From now on, I shall be the true hero!
[14:36] cid
    Hey!
[14:37] cid
    It's not fair to take advantage of
    the situation like that, Da Cider!
[14:40] lam
    Shut up!
[14:41] lam
    I chose to foggo any more
    of this hazerdous business!
[14:44] hebi
    Darling! Great one, jaan!
[14:47] hebi
    Give my body back right now!
[14:50] hebi
    It's my body now!
[14:51] hebi
    You geezer hero!
[14:52] hebi
    You child hero!
[14:54] par
    I have questions.
[14:55] par
    They both seem like they're
    back to normal, but...
[14:58] cac
    That's because they had the
    same personality to start with.
[15:02] par
    I see. So the way you tell them apart is
    that the one who makes puns is Da Cider,
[15:06] par
    and the one who doesn't is Lamuness.
[15:08] both
    How dare you!
[15:10] cid
    I don't have to take that from you!
[15:13] lam
    I don't want to be associated with
    some pun-ignorant fool, either!
[15:17] lam
    What was that?!
[15:19] lam
    Just what I said!
[15:22] bq
    That's enough of that, gyah!
[15:24] both
    What?!
[15:26] bq
    I get exhausted just watching it, gyah.
[15:28] bq
    You're still pretty much the same
    person, so just drop it, gyah!
[15:32] both
    What did you say?!
[15:35] dan
    Fool heroes... this time, we'll finish this.
[15:39] lip
    Call out Kaiser Fire at once.
[15:42] cid
    We don't have a choice...
[15:43] cid
    D-Da Cider. Call Kaiser Fire.
[15:46] lam
    What's that? You want me to call it?
[15:49] cid
    You're Lamuness right now,
    so we don't have a choice.
[15:52] cid
    Do it already!
[15:54] lam
    So this moment has finally come.
[15:57] lam
    Which means...
[16:00] lam
    Respond to the call of a true hero,
[16:03] lam
    and reveal your brilliant visage,
    Spirit Knight of justice!
[16:07] lam
    Kaiser Fi—
[16:11] cid
    Just do it already!
[16:53] lam
    Hey, hey! Did you see that?
[16:55] lam
    I just called it!
[16:57] lam
    Kaiser Fire came to me!
[17:00] pq
    Even with a swapped personality,
    he's still an idiot, chu.
[17:03] hebi
    Yay, darling! You finally did it, jaan!
[17:06] cid
    Right now, I'm feeling totally... frustrated!
[17:13] bq
    They brought it out, not
    realizing it's a trap, gyah!
[17:16] bq
    You two. Just like we planned it, gyah!
[17:19] both
    Yes, sir!
[17:27] pq
    So smoky, chu!
[17:30] cid
    This again?!
[17:32] bq
    Now, gyah!
[17:33] both
    Yes, sir!
[17:37] dan
    Huh? Where are we?
[17:40] lip
    My chest suddenly feels super heavy!
[17:44] ---
    H-Hey!
[17:45] dan
    Can it be...
[17:47] lam
    You caught on too late, foolish heroes!
[17:51] cid
    This is another way we
    have of using this fog.
[17:54] lam
    Now Kaiser Fire belongs to us!
[17:58] dan
    Oh, no!
[18:00] lip
    So they changed places with us, did they?
[18:05] bq
    Do you see, gyah?
[18:06] bq
    If I take careful aim, I can change
    personalities much more precisely!
[18:13] bq
    You must truly be fools
    not to realize that, gyah!
[18:16] bq
    What are you going to do without
    your precious Spirit Knight, gyah?
[18:21] dan
    Well, we can start with...
[18:22] lip
    ...this.
[18:26] bq
    Hey! Don't stretch out your commander, gyah!
[18:30] dan
    If Kaiser Fire is currently being
     piloted by Black Dandy...
[18:34] dan
    And Black Lip, then guess
    who's in here with you?
[18:39] bq
    D-Damn, gyah.
[18:41] bq
    Gyah!
[18:44] cid
    Lord BQ!
[18:46] cid
    When did they...
[18:48] dan
    Give us back our bodies right now!
[18:51] lip
    If you don't...
[18:55] bq
    Ouch! That's hot, gyah!
[18:57] lam
    Lord BQ!
[19:00] bq
    D-Don't falter, gyah! They're
    clearly bluffing, gyah!
[19:06] dan
    Bluffing, are we?
[19:08] lip
    You don't seem to know what I'm capable of...
[19:11] bq
    That's hot!
[19:13] cid
    They can't be serious, can they?
[19:16] ram
    C-Can it be...
[19:18] ram
    A-Anyway, if we just take Kaiser
    Fire back now that we have it...
[19:22] pq
    Not so fast, chu.
[19:24] pq
    What?
[19:25] hebi
    If you do that, BQ will end up
    even more badly abused, jaan.
[19:29] cid
    O-Oh, no!
[19:30] pq
    When my master says he'll do
    something, he always does it, chu!
[19:37] bq
    Gyah!
[19:39] bq
    I don't wanna die here, gyah!
[19:48] lam
    We're finally back to normal!
[19:51] cid
    You really toyed with us a lot back there...
[19:54] hebi
    Darling! Let's do it, jaan!
[19:56] cid
    That's right! Let's get it done, Lamuness!
[19:58] lam
    Here we go!
[20:03] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[20:16] bq
    We played around too much, gyah!
[20:31] lam
    That was easy!
[20:33] lam
    At this rate, we'll definitely
    beat Black Lamuness!
[20:37] pq
    You're so confident, master.
[20:40] lam
    When I say I'm going to do
    something, I always do it.
[20:43] lam
    So...
[20:45] pq
    Pikyu!
[20:46] pq
    I said I was going to take revenge, so...
[20:48] pq
    Take this!
[20:52] pq
    Master, you're so sincere!
[20:53] lam
    Take this! And this!
[20:55] pq
    Forgive me, Master!
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[22:23] lam
    Emergency! Emergency!
    We turned into little kids!
[22:27] lam
    But don't you underestimate us!
[22:30] lam
    Hero Lamuness won't be
    deterred from his mission!
[22:34] lam
    Yeah! Yeah! An amusement park!
[22:38] lam
    Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
[22:41] lam
    "The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!"
[22:44] lam
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[22:47] lam
    This is making me blush...
[22:47] lam
    The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!