# E18 - Who Am I?!
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:36] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Who Am I?!
***SIGN*** Who Am I?!
**[02:25] lam**
What is this place?
**[02:27] lam**
It's so foggy, I can't see a thing.
**[02:30] cac**
It's clearly a new VS Field, but...
**[02:33] cid**
Trying to fight here would be...
**[02:36] par**
...a serious *mist*ake.
**[02:38] lam**
Well, it's okay.
**[02:39] lam**
We've got the invincible Kaiser Fire!
**[02:43] pq**
Yeah, don't *fog*get about him!
**[02:45] cid**
What?!
**[02:46] lam**
Let's find the guardian of this field,
**[02:48] lam**
and give him a real *hazing* with Kaiser Fire!
**[02:51] cid**
They beat me to all the good puns...
**[02:55] cid**
Not good. I need to make a comeback somehow.
**[02:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness! What is that?
**[03:00] lam**
There's something in the fog!
**[03:05] cac**
How *misty*rious.
**[03:08] cid**
What are you doing to me?!
**[03:18] bq**
Now, let's bathe Lamuness and his
party with our *mist*ery weapon!
**[03:24] dan**
But what on earth...
**[03:26] lip**
...is the *mist*ery weapon?
**[03:29] bq**
The proper name for it is the
"Personality-Swapping Mist," gyah.
**[03:34] dan**
What an esoteric name!
**[03:36] lip**
Truly, a name that offers no clue
at all as to its true purpose!
**[03:42] lip**
Mysterious!
**[03:43] bq**
You two are so dedicated to idiocy, gyah.
**[03:46] bq**
Then I'll show you the power
of the *mist*ery weapon, gyah!
**[03:49] lam**
Hey, are you all still with me?
**[03:52] par**
Hey, Lamuness. Don't get so far ahead.
**[03:56] cac**
We can't even see a few
feet ahead in this fog.
**[04:00] lam**
You're pathetic.
**[04:02] lam**
We'll have to stay in close
contact while we walk, I guess.
**[04:04] lam**
Let's go!
**[04:08] par**
Where are you touching me, you perv?!
**[04:10] lam**
Sorry, sorry.
**[04:11] lam**
I thought it was your back.
**[04:15] pq**
Master, you never know when
to shut your mouth, chu.
**[04:19] cac**
Lord Lamuness, are you all right?
**[04:23] par**
What a creep.
**[04:25] cid**
Mutter, mutter... Mutter,
mutter... Mutter, mutter...
**[04:28] cid**
Mist, mist, mist...
**[04:31] cid**
Ah, it's no use!
**[04:34] par**
What are you doing, Da Cider?!
**[04:37] par**
Stop wasting time or we'll get separated!
**[04:39] hebi**
Shut up, jaan! Darling is
fighting a slump, jaan.
**[04:43] par**
Slump?
**[04:44] cid**
Let's see. *Mist*reating...
*mist*icism... in a *mist*rial?
**[04:53] cid**
They're going to revoke my pun king title!
**[04:59] bw**
Now, gyah!
**[05:00] bw**
Hit them with the *mist*ery weapon, gyah!
**[05:03] bw**
Yes, sir!
**[05:07] bw**
Lord Lamuness?
**[05:10] lam**
What's going on?
**[05:15] par**
Lamuness! Cacao!
**[05:17] cid**
Lamuness and Cacao were
covered in that crimson mist...
**[05:21] cid**
Truly grim-son.
**[05:22] hebi**
Grim-son... crimson... grimson?
Darling, that doesn't work, jaan...
**[05:29] cid**
My pun king pride!
**[05:32] par**
Give it a rest, already!
**[05:41] cac**
Stop doing that dumb stuff
while we're in danger!
**[05:46] par**
Cacao!
**[05:47] hebi**
Darling?
**[05:48] cac**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[05:50] cac**
I'm calling Kaiser Fire!
**[05:54] cac**
What's this?
**[05:57] cac**
Sorry, Cacao! I didn't realize
your breasts were there!
**[06:03] cac**
It was an accident! Please forgive me!
**[06:05] par**
Cacao? What are you doing?
**[06:12] lam**
I'm pretty sure the enemy machine came
down, and then... What happened to me?
**[06:19] pq**
M-Master, is it just me or are
you acting pretty weird, chu?
**[06:24] lam**
Oh, PQ dear. Do you know where the
others have gotten off to, perhaps?
**[06:29] pq**
Does this mean... has the time
I always feared arrived, chu?
**[06:41] cac**
I'm standing over there?
**[06:43] cac**
Then who's the person standing here?!
**[06:46] lam**
I'm standing there, and I'm also here...
**[06:53] cac**
I fell over!
**[06:54] pq**
Master's turned gay, chu!
**[06:58] cac**
Who are you calling gay?
**[07:00] pq**
Ow, ow!
**[07:02] par**
I have doubts!
**[07:03] par**
What's going on here?
**[07:06] bq**
That went perfect, gyah!
**[07:13] dan**
Did you see the power of
our *mist*ery weapon
**[07:17] lip**
Although its proper name is
Personality-Swapping Mist...
**[07:21] cac**
Personality-Swapping?
**[07:23] cid**
Personality? Per fatality, proportionality...
**[07:26] par**
That's it!
**[07:28] par**
That red mist caused Lamuness and
Cacao to switch their bodies!
**[07:33] lip**
To be able to guess everything
just from hearing the name...
**[07:37] dan**
They're impressive.
**[07:39] bq**
Let it go already, gyah.
**[07:41] cac**
Just what are you trying
to get us to do?! Hey!
**[07:45] bq**
You can't even figure that out, gyah?
**[07:48] bq**
I'll tell you, then.
**[07:49] bq**
We're going to use our *mist*ery weapon
to make you change bodies...
**[07:53] par**
Then what?
**[07:55] bq**
And it'll be hilarious, gyah!
**[07:59] cid**
Hilarious... A tall wrestler
specializes in hi-lariats...
**[08:04] bq**
What are you doing? Attack with the *mist*ery
weapon while they're off their guard!
**[08:09] dan**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[08:14] bq**
You fool! What are you doing?!
**[08:16] lip**
Get 'em, gyah!
**[08:18] bq**
Forgive me...
**[08:22] dan**
Oh dear, how smoky!
**[08:23] lip**
This is pathetic, gyah!
**[08:25] lip**
Let's get out of here
and think up a new plan!
**[08:30] par**
They're getting away!
**[08:31] cac**
Get back here! You can't leave me like this!
**[08:36] cid**
Wait up... Weighed up...
**[08:38] par**
Stop stalling and come on!
**[08:41] ---**
Um...
**[08:42] par**
We'll explain later! Cacao, let's go!
**[08:45] ---**
Uh...
**[08:47] cac**
Hey! Get back here already!
**[08:53] cid**
Darn it. They escaped!
**[08:55] cid**
This is because you're so irresponsible!
**[08:59] cid**
You worthless hero!
**[09:01] cac**
Blaming me for this, jaan...
How cruel even for you, darling!
**[09:05] cid**
Darling... you mean...
**[09:08] par**
It appears that Parfait and
I have switched places.
**[09:14] cid**
I can't stand this!
**[09:16] hebi**
Oh, then who am I now?
**[09:22] pq**
It appears I'm the only one
who's completely normal!
**[09:28] lam**
You're so annoying, jabbering in my ear!
**[09:31] lam**
Master, chu!
**[09:35] lam**
This can't be true!
**[09:38] par**
On a foggy VS Field, *mist*rust abounds...
**[09:41] par**
How's that?
**[09:43] par**
Laugh, damn you all!
**[09:46] par**
Laugh, laugh!
**[09:46] cac**
That's my real darling!
**[09:51] pq**
PQ! Dammit, I won't forget this!
**[09:53] lam**
The more you complain, the more I pinch, chu!
**[09:57] cid**
No!
**[10:01] par**
Laugh, damn you! Laugh! Laugh!
**[10:09] lam**
Who are you?
**[10:11] ---**
PQ!
**[10:12] cac**
This is trouble!
**[10:13] ---**
Pikyu.
**[10:14] cid**
One man's trash is another man's...
**[10:15] hebi**
...treasure.
**[10:22] pq**
Well, at least the damn fog cleared up...
**[10:25] par**
But it means the red mist is gone, too.
**[10:28] cac**
So there's no way to get
back to normal, jaan.
**[10:32] cid**
How long do I have to
stay in this awful body?
**[10:37] par**
Hang on a minute, Parfait!
What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:41] cac**
Yeah, jaan! Yeah, jaan!
**[10:42] cac**
That's a rude thing to
say to my darling, jaan!
**[10:45] cid**
But... But...
**[10:47] lam**
I'm so tired of walking now, chu.
**[10:50] pq**
It's because you always laze
around on my shoulder.
**[10:54] pq**
Have you gained a new appreciation for me?
**[10:57] lam**
Shut your face, chu!
**[11:00] lam**
The past is in the past, chu.
**[11:02] lam**
It would be better if you learned
your place already, Master.
**[11:08] pq**
Don't you get smart with me!
**[11:10] pq**
The minute I'm back to
normal, I'm taking revenge!
**[11:14] lam**
That's assuming you ever
*do* get back to normal!
**[11:17] pq**
Stop!
**[11:19] cid**
I can't take this anymore!
**[11:21] cid**
Cacao! Haven't you found
the enemy's location yet?
**[11:24] ---**
But how am I supposed to
do that with this body?
**[11:31] cid**
We do seem to be going the right way, but...
**[11:34] cac**
Look at that, jaan!
**[11:39] par**
That's it! The personality-swapping
*mist*ery weapon!
**[11:43] pq**
Okay! Everyone, full speed
ahead for that mist!
**[11:47] cid**
In other words, we run!
**[11:50] cac**
Okay, jaan!
**[11:51] ---**
Charge!
**[11:54] dan**
Lord BQ.
**[11:55] dan**
The fools are heading our way.
**[11:58] bq**
No matter, gyah.
**[12:00] bq**
The minute they arrive
here, they're finished.
**[12:03] bq**
It's time to use the *mist*ery
weapon at maximum strength.
**[12:07] bq**
All the preparations are in place!
**[12:14] pq**
There! How do you like that?
**[12:19] lam**
Now I'm Lamuness!
**[12:22] par**
I'm in this hysterical chick's body, jaan!
**[12:25] hebi**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[12:28] lam**
Cacao in Da Cider's body passed out!
**[12:32] cac**
I'll give her a *pass*!
**[12:34] lam**
Wake up, Cacao!
**[12:36] lam**
If you don't, you'll get
stuck as Da Cider forever!
**[12:40] cid**
Please, anything but that...
**[12:42] pq**
Dammit! Let's just keep trying
until we go back to normal!
**[12:52] pq**
How about now?!
**[12:55] pq**
Why?!
**[12:57] pq**
I'm PQ!
**[12:59] cid**
Now I'm my darling!
**[13:01] lam**
Ah! My sweet Hebi Metako.
**[13:04] lam**
Shall I call you Hebi Da Sako now?
**[13:06] hebi**
I have doubts!
**[13:08] hebi**
I'm a snake-girl now!
**[13:10] par**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[13:12] cac**
Which means...
**[13:14] cac**
Oh, thank goodness! I'm back to normal!
**[13:17] cac**
Now I can relax...
**[13:21] all**
One more time!
**[13:28] pq**
I don't care what else happens!
Just let me stop being PQ!
**[13:33] lam**
I would have rather been darling...
**[13:36] cid**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[13:38] hebi**
I'm getting pretty sick of this.
**[13:40] par**
I'm back to normal!
**[13:42] par**
Thank goodness!
**[13:43] pq**
But there's only a few of us left...
**[13:47] hebi**
Next time might be our chance!
**[13:49] all**
Go!
**[13:52] pq**
Pikyu!
**[13:53] pq**
We did it! I'm cute li'l PQ again!
**[13:59] hebi**
This slick, supple body! I'm
all back to normal too, jaan!
**[14:04] lam**
Which...
**[14:05] cid**
...means...
**[14:08] lam**
Well, it seems everyone's
back to normal now, Lamuness!
**[14:12] pq**
Pikyu?
**[14:13] cid**
Yeah, I was pretty worried
for a minute there, Da Cider!
**[14:19] cid**
What?
**[14:22] cid**
Why? Why do I have to be this
old pun-spouting weirdo now?
**[14:28] lam**
Stop fighting it, Lamuness.
**[14:29] cid**
What?!
**[14:30] lam**
This is heaven's judgment.
**[14:32] lam**
From now on, I shall be the true hero!
**[14:36] cid**
Hey!
**[14:37] cid**
It's not fair to take advantage of
the situation like that, Da Cider!
**[14:40] lam**
Shut up!
**[14:41] lam**
I chose to *fog*go any more
of this *haze*rdous business!
**[14:44] hebi**
Darling! Great one, jaan!
**[14:47] hebi**
Give my body back right now!
**[14:50] hebi**
It's my body now!
**[14:51] hebi**
You geezer hero!
**[14:52] hebi**
You child hero!
**[14:54] par**
I have questions.
**[14:55] par**
They both seem like they're
back to normal, but...
**[14:58] cac**
That's because they had the
same personality to start with.
**[15:02] par**
I see. So the way you tell them apart is
that the one who makes puns is Da Cider,
**[15:06] par**
and the one who doesn't is Lamuness.
**[15:08] both**
How dare you!
**[15:10] cid**
I don't have to take that from you!
**[15:13] lam**
I don't want to be associated with
some pun-ignorant fool, either!
**[15:17] lam**
What was that?!
**[15:19] lam**
Just what I said!
**[15:22] bq**
That's enough of that, gyah!
**[15:24] both**
What?!
**[15:26] bq**
I get exhausted just watching it, gyah.
**[15:28] bq**
You're still pretty much the same
person, so just drop it, gyah!
**[15:32] both**
What did you say?!
**[15:35] dan**
Fool heroes... this time, we'll finish this.
**[15:39] lip**
Call out Kaiser Fire at once.
**[15:42] cid**
We don't have a choice...
**[15:43] cid**
D-Da Cider. Call Kaiser Fire.
**[15:46] lam**
What's that? You want *me* to call it?
**[15:49] cid**
You're Lamuness right now,
so we don't have a choice.
**[15:52] cid**
Do it already!
**[15:54] lam**
So this moment has finally come.
**[15:57] lam**
Which means...
**[16:00] lam**
Respond to the call of a true hero,
**[16:03] lam**
and reveal your brilliant visage,
Spirit Knight of justice!
**[16:07] lam**
Kaiser Fi—
**[16:11] cid**
Just do it already!
**[16:53] lam**
Hey, hey! Did you see that?
**[16:55] lam**
I just called it!
**[16:57] lam**
Kaiser Fire came to me!
**[17:00] pq**
Even with a swapped personality,
he's still an idiot, chu.
**[17:03] hebi**
Yay, darling! You finally did it, jaan!
**[17:06] cid**
Right now, I'm feeling totally... frustrated!
**[17:13] bq**
They brought it out, not
realizing it's a trap, gyah!
**[17:16] bq**
You two. Just like we planned it, gyah!
**[17:19] both**
Yes, sir!
**[17:27] pq**
So smoky, chu!
**[17:30] cid**
This again?!
**[17:32] bq**
Now, gyah!
**[17:33] both**
Yes, sir!
**[17:37] dan**
Huh? Where are we?
**[17:40] lip**
My chest suddenly feels super heavy!
**[17:44] ---**
H-Hey!
**[17:45] dan**
Can it be...
**[17:47] lam**
You caught on too late, foolish heroes!
**[17:51] cid**
This is another way we
have of using this fog.
**[17:54] lam**
Now Kaiser Fire belongs to us!
**[17:58] dan**
Oh, no!
**[18:00] lip**
So they changed places with us, did they?
**[18:05] bq**
Do you see, gyah?
**[18:06] bq**
If I take careful aim, I can change
personalities much more precisely!
**[18:13] bq**
You must truly be fools
not to realize that, gyah!
**[18:16] bq**
What are you going to do without
your precious Spirit Knight, gyah?
**[18:21] dan**
Well, we can start with...
**[18:22] lip**
...this.
**[18:26] bq**
Hey! Don't stretch out your commander, gyah!
**[18:30] dan**
If Kaiser Fire is currently being
piloted by Black Dandy...
**[18:34] dan**
And Black Lip, then guess
who's in here with you?
**[18:39] bq**
D-Damn, gyah.
**[18:41] bq**
Gyah!
**[18:44] cid**
Lord BQ!
**[18:46] cid**
When did they...
**[18:48] dan**
Give us back our bodies right now!
**[18:51] lip**
If you don't...
**[18:55] bq**
Ouch! That's hot, gyah!
**[18:57] lam**
Lord BQ!
**[19:00] bq**
D-Don't falter, gyah! They're
clearly bluffing, gyah!
**[19:06] dan**
Bluffing, are we?
**[19:08] lip**
You don't seem to know what I'm capable of...
**[19:11] bq**
That's hot!
**[19:13] cid**
They can't be serious, can they?
**[19:16] ram**
C-Can it be...
**[19:18] ram**
A-Anyway, if we just take Kaiser
Fire back now that we have it...
**[19:22] pq**
Not so fast, chu.
**[19:24] pq**
What?
**[19:25] hebi**
If you do that, BQ will end up
even more badly abused, jaan.
**[19:29] cid**
O-Oh, no!
**[19:30] pq**
When my master says he'll do
something, he always does it, chu!
**[19:37] bq**
Gyah!
**[19:39] bq**
I don't wanna die here, gyah!
**[19:48] lam**
We're finally back to normal!
**[19:51] cid**
You really toyed with us a lot back there...
**[19:54] hebi**
Darling! Let's do it, jaan!
**[19:56] cid**
That's right! Let's get it done, Lamuness!
**[19:58] lam**
Here we go!
**[20:03] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:16] bq**
We played around too much, gyah!
**[20:31] lam**
That was easy!
**[20:33] lam**
At this rate, we'll definitely
beat Black Lamuness!
**[20:37] pq**
You're so confident, master.
**[20:40] lam**
When I say I'm going to do
something, I always do it.
**[20:43] lam**
So...
**[20:45] pq**
Pikyu!
**[20:46] pq**
I said I was going to take revenge, so...
**[20:48] pq**
Take this!
**[20:52] pq**
Master, you're so sincere!
**[20:53] lam**
Take this! And this!
**[20:55] pq**
Forgive me, Master!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] lam**
Emergency! Emergency!
We turned into little kids!
**[22:27] lam**
But don't you underestimate us!
**[22:30] lam**
Hero Lamuness won't be
deterred from his mission!
**[22:34] lam**
Yeah! Yeah! An amusement park!
**[22:38] lam**
Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:41] lam**
"The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!"
**[22:44] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:47] lam**
This is making me blush...
**[22:47] lam**
The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!