E18 - Booze and Girlfriend

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SIGN    Staaare
SIGN    It's...
    It's gone!!
[00:13] Kazuya
    It's... It's gone!
SIGN    JUMP
[00:20] Kazuya
    M-Mizuhara!
SIGN    Attention!!
[00:25] Kazuya
    Remember! Neighbors, fair and square!
[00:28] Kazuya
    G-Good morning!
[00:32] Chizuru
    Morning.
[00:35] Kazuya
    Okay, giving a hottie that
    boomer-ass gift was not smart.
SIGN    If she's not saying anything, then...!!
[00:39] Kazuya
    There's a chance she hates pickled plums...
[00:41] Kazuya
    Maybe she's not too pleased...
[00:43] Kazuya
    Or even mad?
[00:45] Chizuru
    Thanks for yesterday.
[00:48] Chizuru
    My birthday.
[00:49] Kazuya
    There it is!
[00:51] Kazuya
    Oh, don't mention it!
SIGN    Blah Blah
[00:52] Kazuya
    I was thinking how you're
    always giving it your all,
[00:55] Kazuya
    and then I found out that pickled
    plums alleviate fatigue...
SIGN    Blah Blah
[00:58] Kazuya
    Well, even I don't know about
    pickled plums as a b-day present,
SIGN    Justification time
[01:01] Kazuya
    but I figured a consumable was best,
    'cause it wouldn't be a pain to deal with later.
SIGN    Justification
[01:05] Chizuru
    They were good.
[01:06] Kazuya
    Huh?
[01:07] Chizuru
    They were really good.
SIGN    The moment everything was rewarded
[01:12] Kazuya
    Mizuhara!
[01:14] Kazuya
    She's such a good gal!
[01:16] Chizuru
    Though it did feel pretty geezer-ish...
[01:21] Chizuru
    Placing it directly on my balcony
    feels like crossing boundaries,
[01:26] Chizuru
    but I'll let it slide as a gift from a neighbor.
[01:30] Chizuru
    It was probably expensive, though, right?
SIGN    That Day's Expenses
    Sumi-chan Rental
SIGN    Pickled Plums
[01:32] Kazuya
    Oh, nah, it was no big deal.
SIGN    Ka-ching
[01:35] (Flashback) Chizuru
    It's fine. You don't have to lie to me.
[01:38] Kazuya
    Also, about Ruka-chan...
SIGN    P.S. Nothing happened
    with Ruka-chan, I swear!
[01:45] Chizuru
    Stop it. It's too early for this.
[01:47] Kazuya
    B-But...
[01:49] Chizuru
    Fine.
[01:53] Chizuru
    I'll believe you. So give it a rest, will you?
[01:58] Kazuya
    Th-Thank goodness!
[02:02] Chizuru
    So now we're even.
[02:05] Chizuru
    Don't expect a return gift.
[02:07] Kazuya
    O-Of course. You don't have to.
SIGN    Wants something,
    deep down
[02:10] Chizuru
    Bye.
[02:11] Kazuya
    I-I was thinking of renting you again soon.
[02:16] Kazuya
    Y'know, to formally celebrate your birthday.
[02:21] Kazuya
    How about next Wednesday night, maybe?
[02:23] Chizuru
    Oh, sorry.
[02:25] Chizuru
    I can't do Wednesday. I've been asked
    to go drinking with college friends.
[02:30] Chizuru
    Can we do another day?
[02:31] Kazuya
    Oh, uh...
[02:32] Kazuya
    I've got work every other day...
[02:35] Chizuru
    Some other time, then.
[02:37] Chizuru
    Gotta cut costs where you can, right,
    Business Administration Student?
[02:40] Kazuya
    R-Right...
[02:42] Chizuru
    Bye.
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
[04:20] Kibe
    "Be proud, my man.
[04:22] Kibe
    Your dick feels the best to you,
    and thus it is the best dick."
[04:27] Kibe
    By Kibe Yoshiaki.
[04:28] Kuri
    Huh? What the heck?
SIGN    "Booze and Girlfriend"
[04:30] Kuri
    I appreciate the thought, anyway.
[04:32] Kibe
    The pleasure all comes from compatibility.
[04:34] Kibe
    For some people, their right hand is The One.
[04:38] Kazuya
    I should rethink my friendship with this guy.
[04:40] Kibe
    So?
[04:41] Kibe
    How was Chizuru-san?
[04:43] Kazuya
    What do you mean?
[04:44] Kibe
    Don't gimme that!
[04:46] Kibe
    I'm asking if she's good in bed.
[04:50] Kazuya
    It's been a whole year.
[04:51] Kazuya
    I can't tell him I haven't done her.
[04:53] Kazuya
    P-Pretty good, yeah.
[04:55] Kibe
    Gah! You lucky bastard!
[04:58] Kibe
    Welp, time to die.
[05:00] Kazuya
    Why'd you ask if it was gonna get you down?
[05:03] Kazuya
    Sorry, Mizuhara!
    I ended up debasing you again!
[05:08] (Flashback) Chizuru
    The pickled plums were really good.
SIGN    The pickled plums
    were really good.
[05:11] Kuri
    What do we have next? Corporate theory?
[05:13] Kibe
    I don't feel up for anything.
    Answer the roll call for me.
[05:16] Kazuya
    Seriously, why'd you even ask?!
[05:18] Kibe
    Oh, yeah, Kazuya. Can you
    make it to the boozer tonight?
[05:21] Kazuya
    Boozer?
[05:22] Kibe
    Sasa-pai's apparently gotten
    close to some group lately,
[05:26] Kibe
    and wants to have a get-together.
[05:27] Kazuya
    Oh, sure, I guess.
[05:29] Kibe
    Okay, that makes seven.
[05:31] Kibe
    Kuri, tell Sasa-pai that we'll be
    bringing a frickin' normie along.
[05:35] Kuri
    Gotcha.
[05:36] Kazuya
    You're still holding a grudge?
SIGN    Ahaha
[05:41] Kazuya
    Man, I should've been out on
    a date with Mizuhara tonight!
[05:45] Kibe
    Anyway, see you there at 5.
SIGN    I'll send you
    the link.
[05:47] Kazuya
    Okay.
SIGN    Grill'n'Pub Gold Ship
SIGN    Ghost
[05:56] Kazuya
    Guess it's freshman-welcoming
    season everywhere.
[05:59] Sasano
    The girls are all there already.
[06:02] Kibe
    Cool.
[06:02] Kazuya
    Huh? We're meeting up with girls?
[06:05] Sasano
    Shut the hell up, you frickin' normie.
[06:07] Kibe
    We all know you're happy and committed.
[06:10] Kuri
    You're just here to liven things up.
[06:12] Kazuya
    I didn't say anything...
[06:14] Sasano
    You're, like, the foil. You frickin' normie.
[06:17] Kibe
    Always good to have a loser
    like him in the party.
[06:20] Kuri
    Just shut up and keep up with us.
[06:22] Kazuya
    Mean!
[06:24] (Flashback) Chizuru
    I'll believe you.
[06:26] Kazuya
    Well, things are looking
    up with Mizuhara and me.
[06:30] Kazuya
    I can't even think about
    dating another girl.
[06:34] Yoko
    Oh, hey, Sasa-pai. Over here.
[06:36] Sasano
    Hey, Yoko-chan.
[06:38] Yoko
    The girls are all here.
[06:40] Kazuya
    Huh? Where have I seen her before?
[06:42] Yoko
    Surprise!
[06:44] Sasano
    Heya.
[06:44] Kuri
    Hey.
[06:44] Kibe
    Sup!
[06:46] Chizuru
    Hey, you didn't tell me there'd be boys...
[06:51] Kazuya
    What is Mizuhara doing here?
[06:59] Sasano
    What's up? You two know each other?
[07:04] Kazuya
    Oh, uh, it's not like that.
[07:06] Kazuya
    I-I was just thinking, it's the same
    people we met at the beach.
[07:09] Yoko
    Hey, you remember us!
[07:12] Yuki
    I'm Kawanaka.
[07:13] Sasano
    You've got a good memory, Kazuya.
[07:15] Kazuya
    Too close!
[07:16] Kazuya
    If I act weird here,
    they'll think something's up!
[07:20] Kazuya
    Th-They don't call me the
    Memorizer for nothing.
[07:22] Sasano
    Not funny, man.
[07:24] Kuri
    How do you two know each other?
[07:27] Sasano
    After that beach day, we started
    talking now and then at college.
[07:30] Yoko
    And we were drinking tonight,
    so I invited him.
[07:33] Kibe
    Sounds lewd. Is that what's going on?
[07:36] Yoko
    Huh? There's nothing lewd about it!
[07:38] Kazuya
    So that's why we've ended up in this mess.
[07:38] Sasano
    It ain't like that, man. Knock it off.
[07:40] Yoko
    Seriously!
[07:42] Sasano
    Four beers for the dudes.
[07:43] Kuri
    Cool.
[07:43] Kibe
    We don't get to choose?
[07:45] Sasano
    And the girls? Can you legally drink?
[07:47] Yoko
    I'm twenty, so yeah.
    I'll have a matcha highball.
[07:49] Yuki
    I'm still nineteen,
    so non-alcoholic beer for me.
[07:52] Yuki
    By the way, this girl just
    turned twenty last week.
[07:56] Yuki
    So tonight's about getting
    her her first drink.
[07:58] Chizuru
    Y-Yuki, never mind me!
[08:01] Kuri
    What, really? Happy birthday to you!
[08:06] Yuki
    Yeah, really!
[08:07] All
    Congrats on adulthood.
[08:10] Sasano
    So you can drink. What'll you have?
[08:13] Chizuru
    G... Grapefruit sour.
[08:17] Sasano
    Nice, love that barely legal choice.
[08:19] Sasano
    Ding-dong time! Hit that ding-dong UFO!
[08:23] Kibe
    You sure love making that joke.
[08:26] Kazuya
    What do I do here?
SIGN    I took off
    my coat...
[08:28] Kazuya
    If I say I'm leaving,
    they'll think something's up.
SIGN    and sat down...
[08:31] Yoko
    I took this on that beach trip!
[08:32] Kazuya
    Besides, I can't leave Mizuhara all alone in
    this war zone. Who knows what'll happen?
[08:33] Sasano
    Damn, that looks good.
[08:34] Kuri
    Oh, you're a classic lit major?
[08:37] Kuri
    Those classes are murder.
[08:44] Sign
    SWEAT
[08:48] Kuri
    Second-year in business
    administration at Nerima U,
[08:50] Kuri
    Kuribayashi Shun!
[08:51] Kuri
    My favorite things are porn star
    Ume Miharu's dirty, dirty areolas!
[08:55] Kuri
    Bottoms up, here I go!
SIGN    Glug Glug Glug
SIGN    Laugh
[08:59] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Yay
[09:00] Yoko
    Nobody asked!
SIGN    Nobody asked
SIGN    Sip
    Sip
[09:01] Kazuya
    People are getting drunk, I think.
[09:04] Kazuya
    Kill their perception!
[09:05] Kazuya
    Do your best, alcohol!
[09:07] Kazuya
    And Mizuhara?
SIGN    Hot
    Umeshu
[09:12] Kazuya
    She's fogging up her glasses!
SIGN    It's not gonna help much, y'know...
[09:16] Kazuya
    But man, what an incredible
    disguise, as always.
[09:19] Kazuya
    She's changed her makeup.
[09:21] Kazuya
    She looks so plain, you wouldn't believe
    her "girlfriend" mode was actually her.
[09:24] Kazuya
    Nobody can figure her out.
[09:26] Sasano
    You're so quiet, Ichinose-san.
[09:30] Chizuru
    Not particularly, no.
[09:32] Yoko
    No, really. She's so shy!
[09:36] Yoko
    A real stick in the mud, too!
[09:38] Yuki
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:40] Yoko
    She'd never drink it up with boys
    unless she was tricked into it.
[09:44] Chizuru
    H-Hey...
[09:45] Yoko
    And there've never been any
    signs of blossoming romance.
[09:47] Kibe
    What? Really?
SIGN    Sip Sip
[09:49] Kazuya
    She's got around a hundred
    boyfriends, though.
[09:52] Kuri
    So, is she a vir—
[09:53] Sasano
    Shut up!
[09:54] Yoko
    It's such a shame,
[09:56] Yoko
    'cause she's so stacked.
[10:01] Chizuru
    Hey!
[10:02] Chizuru
    You're drunk, Yoko!
[10:04] Yoko
    What's the big deal?
    Doesn't cost you anything, you know.
[10:07] Kibe
    The fries with molten cheese look so good...
[10:10] Kuri
    Oh, the LN I'm reading just got updated.
[10:12] Sasano
    One, two, three, four...
SIGN    Ba-dump
[10:15] Kazuya
    Did she just fondle Mizuhara's boo—
SIGN    Glug Glug
[10:23] Yuki
    But Chizuru said she had plans last Christmas.
[10:27] Chizuru
    I-I was just meeting my grandma.
[10:30] Yoko
    Huh? It wasn't a boy?
[10:33] Yoko
    Shucks.
[10:35] Kibe
    Huh? "Chizuru"-san?
[10:37] Kibe
    Oh, so your name's Chizuru?
[10:40] Kazuya
    Uh-oh!
[10:42] Kibe
    She's got the same name as your girlfriend.
[10:43] Kazuya
    Did you go get your luck purified?
[10:45] Kibe
    Huh? My luck?
[10:46] Kazuya
    Yeah, did you go?
[10:50] Kazuya
    Did you go get your luck purified?
[10:51] Kibe
    Way to destroy the convo, dude.
    How many times are you gonna ask?
[10:55] Kibe
    And where did that even come from?
[10:58] Kazuya
    Shut up! I'm asking if you
    got your luck purified!
[11:01] Kibe
    I did! Two whole years ago!
[11:04] Yoko
    What? You have a girlfriend?
[11:06] Yuki
    What's she like?
[11:07] Kazuya
    Yikes! They're not stopping!
[11:10] Kibe
    Get this. She's drop-dead gorgeous.
[11:13] Sasano
    I'd never seen a girl that pretty before.
[11:16] Kibe
    And she's pure and refined.
[11:19] Kibe
    Classy and real approachable.
[11:21] Sasano
    Yeah, the kinda gal who
    makes her man look great.
[11:24] Kibe
    Truly the ideal girlfriend.
[11:27] Sasano
    She's way too good for Kazuya.
[11:29] Kazuya
    I dunno what kinda face I should be making!
[11:31] Yoko
    Huh... Girls like that really exist, huh?
[11:34] Yuki
    I'm so envious.
[11:36] Kazuya
    G-Gee, thanks.
[11:39] Kibe
    Come to think of it, didn't you say
    Chizuru-san's birthday was last week, too?
[11:44] Yuki
    Huh, wow!
[11:46] Yoko
    Talk about coincidence!
[11:49] Yuki
    Did you get her something?
[11:51] Kazuya
    W-Well, yeah.
[11:53] Yuki
    What'd you get her?
[11:54] Kazuya
    Wh-What does it matter?
[11:56] Sasano
    It matters, damn it! Die, normie!
[11:58] Kazuya
    Please end already!
[12:03] Yuki
    Normie, huh... The polar opposite of Chizuru.
[12:07] Chizuru
    I-I guess.
[12:08] Chizuru
    Why are you even drunk, Yuki?
[12:11] Yuki
    Dunno... The mood, maybe?
[12:14] Yuki
    But you know what? Chizuru without glasses...
[12:17] Yuki
    is a real cutie, too!
[12:21] Kazuya
    Wha?!
[12:22] Kibe
    Huh?
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    Alcohol is
    for adults only!
[12:31] Kazuya
    Her glasses are off...
[12:33] Kazuya
    Meaning she's basically Mizuhara Chizuru now.
[12:37] Kazuya
    Busted! Ichinose's been exposed!
[12:40] Kuri
    She...
[12:42] Kuri
    She sure is!
[12:44] Sasano
    Huh? Minase Suzu?
[12:46] Sasano
    Are you Minase Suzu?
[12:47] Yoko
    I keep telling her to switch to contacts.
[12:48] Sasano
    Do the booze ad thing!
[12:52] Kazuya
    They're all smashed.
[12:55] Kazuya
    Zero vision.
[12:57] Kuri
    But I can't believe she hid
    her face. That's so funny.
[13:01] Chizuru
    G-Give them back!
[13:02] Yuki
    Come on, I was making you look good!
[13:05] Kibe
    Hold up.
[13:06] Kibe
    Minase Suzu? No way.
[13:08] Kibe
    You are...
[13:09] Kazuya
    K... Kibe?!
[13:11] Kibe
    Kawabe Minami?
[13:14] Kazuya
    He's plastered, too!
[13:16] Kazuya
    I'm so glad they're all dumbasses!
SIGN    Bwahahah
SIGN    Canned grapes
    (Don't try this at home)
[13:20] Kazuya
    But this boozer's just getting started.
[13:22] Kazuya
    Everyone's losing their inhibitions...
    There's no telling what'll happen!
SIGN    Oh, well.
    Can just use your
    cardigan to wipe
[13:25] Sasano
    Hey, can I break your glasses?
[13:26] Kazuya
    Boozer chaos! Expect the unexpected!
[13:27] Kuri
    What? Of course not.
[13:29] Sasano
    Please! Just the left lens.
[13:31] Kuri
    That doesn't make it any better.
[13:31] Kazuya
    We gotta get through this somehow!
[13:36] Kuri
    Bamboo shoot drinking game!
[13:39] Kazuya
    Wha?! What's he trying to start?!
[13:42] Sasa;Kibe
    Nice!
[13:43] Yokoyuki
    Yay!
[13:46] Kazuya
    W-Wait. Calm down.
[13:47] Kuri
    Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
[13:49] Sasa;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki
    Bamboo sprouty!
[13:51] Kazuya
    So forced!
[13:52] Kuri
    One sprouty!
[13:53] Yoko
    Instant!
SIGN    Silence
[14:00] Yuki
    Two sprouty.
[14:00] Chizuru
    Two...
SIGN    Flinch
[14:01] Kuri
    Okay, Chizuru-san overlapped!
[14:04] Yoko
    Kawanaka and Ichinose are out!
[14:06] Yuki
    Come on, Chizuru.
[14:07] Chizuru
    Sorry.
[14:08] Sasano
    Okay, then.
[14:10] Sasano
    Yuki-chan, Chizuru-chan,
[14:12] Kazuya
    What? A bottoms up call?!
[14:12] Sasano
    ride that wave!
[14:13] Yoko
    The girl next to you...
[14:15] Kuri;Kibe
    ...ride that wave!
[14:17] Sasano
    Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan...
SIGN    Cola
[14:17] Yuki
    Aw, come on.
[14:19] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko
    ...ride that wave!
[14:20] Sasano
    Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan...
[14:22] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko
    ...ride that wave!
[14:24] Sasano
    Chizuru-chan, Chizuru-chan...
[14:26] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko
    ...ride that wave!
[14:26] Kazuya
    She's got no choice but to drink...
[14:28] Sasano
    Chizuru-chan! Chizuru-chan!
[14:30] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko
    Ride that wave!
SIGN    GULP
[14:35] Kazuya
    Mizuhara...
[14:38] Kazuya
    She's drinking...
[14:41] Kazuya
    Trying not to ruin the mood.
[14:43] Kazuya
    Even though these guys
    are basically trolling,
[14:47] Kazuya
    she's trying her best!
[14:52] Kazuya
    Sh-She gulped it all down!
[14:54] Sasano
    Way to go, Chizuru-chan!
[14:56] Sasano
    Okay, on to the next one!
[14:58] Sasano
    Get us six more beers!
[15:00] Kibe
    Gotcha.
[15:01] Kazuya
    Hold it. This tempo isn't good.
[15:04] Kazuya
    If this keeps up, even Mizuhara
    won't be able to remain in control!
[15:09] Kazuya
    Besides, who makes a newcomer
    to booze chug their drink?!
[15:12] Sasakuri
    Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
SIGN    These pieces of trash
[15:14] Sasakuri
    Bamboo sprouty!
[15:15] Kazuya
    Screw it. I've got no choice.
[15:16] Yoko
    One sprouty!
[15:17] Kazuya
    One spro—
[15:19] Sasano
    Kazuya overlapped!
[15:21] Yoko
    But he clearly started after me.
[15:25] Kuri
    You start late and still overlap?
    How clumsy are you, man?!
[15:28] Kazuya
    Aw, man, I screwed up!
[15:32] Sasano
    Drink up!
[15:33] Kazuya
    Shit!
[15:34] Kuri;Yoko
    Be a man!
[15:37] Sasano
    Next!
[15:38] Sasano
    Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
[15:39] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki
    Bamboo sprouty!
[15:42] Kibe
    Two sprou... ty.
[15:42] Kazuya
    Two sprouty!
[15:44] Sasano
    Kazuya again?
[15:46] Yoko
    Yay!
[15:47] Kibe
    Quit cramping my style, you oaf!
[15:50] Kazuya
    Right back at ya!
[15:56] Kazuya
    Why always me?
[15:57] Yuki
    Kazuya-kun's so funny!
[15:59] Kuri
    Three sprouty!
[16:00] Kazuya
    Three spr—
[16:01] Sasano
    Okay, Kazuya's out again.
[16:03] Kazuya
    Gah! Why?!
[16:05] Yoko
    Three in a row!
[16:07] Kibe
    Just get it over with and
    drink for the next round, too.
[16:10] Kazuya
    Why?!
SIGN    Laugh Laugh
[16:11] Kibe
    I've never seen anyone
    be so bad at this game!
[16:15] Yuki
    Kazuya-kun, you're such a klutz.
[16:17] Kazuya
    Fine! I just gotta drink, right?
[16:19] Sasano
    Kazuya-kun! Kazuya-kun!
[16:21] Kur;Ikibe;Yoko;Yuki
    Ride that wave!
[16:23] Sasano
    Kazuya-kun! Kazuya-kun!
[16:24] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki
    Ride that wave!
[16:27] Yoko
    We'll be heading out, then.
[16:29] Kuri
    What? Don't go!
[16:32] Yuki
    We have last trains to catch.
[16:33] Sasano
    We'll be hitting up another joint.
[16:35] Sasano
    A cabaret club!
[16:36] Kuri
    How about you, Kazuya?
[16:38] Kuri
    A girls bar!
[16:39] Kazuya
    I'm going home.
[16:40] Sasa;Kuri
    What? You wet blanket!
[16:43] Kazuya
    I really can't drink any more.
[16:46] Kibe
    You coming along?
[16:47] Sasano
    Hey, that's a pole.
[16:50] Yuki
    Come on, Chizuru!
[16:55] Kazuya
    Yikes. I feel sick.
[16:58] Kazuya
    I was fine a minute ago,
[17:01] Kazuya
    but the booze is getting to me now.
[17:04] Kazuya
    Something similar happened before, didn't it?
[17:08] Kazuya
    I'm always causing Mizuhara so much trouble.
[17:13] Kazuya
    She must be so mad...
[17:19] Kazuya
    Shit... This is bad news.
[17:23] Kazuya
    Ow!
[17:25] Kazuya
    My body's so heavy!
[17:28] Kazuya
    This is not looking good.
[17:43] Chizuru
    Come on, keep it together.
[17:48] Chizuru
    Hey!
[17:52] Chizuru
    Are you okay?!
[17:55] Kazuya
    I'm fine, I'm fine.
[17:57] Chizuru
    Are you sure?!
[17:58] Chizuru
    You're bleeding.
[18:01] Chizuru
    Don't wipe it on your sleeve.
    It'll leave a stain.
[18:04] Kazuya
    I'm so pathetic!
[18:06] Kazuya
    I couldn't even make it home
    without Mizuhara's help!
[18:11] Kazuya
    She already went through hell at that boozer,
[18:14] Kazuya
    and here I am making things
    worse for her again...
[18:18] Kazuya
    I wanna die.
[18:20] Kazuya
    But my body won't move.
[18:24] Chizuru
    Okay.
[18:25] Chizuru
    Give me your key.
[18:27] Kazuya
    I'm fine.
[18:29] Kazuya
    I gotta stop being a nuisance.
[18:31] Chizuru
    Really? Are you sure?
[18:34] Kazuya
    Yeah.
[18:35] Kazuya
    You should go and take a bath or something...
[18:40] Kazuya
    H-Huh?
[18:41] Kazuya
    Was the keyhole always this small?
[18:45] Kazuya
    Wait, why's there more than one?
[18:51] Chizuru
    There.
[18:52] Kazuya
    Th-Thanks.
[18:56] Chizuru
    Sheesh. I'll leave the key here.
[18:59] Kazuya
    Wait, Mizuhara's in my apartment again.
[19:03] Chizuru
    Your place is always such a mess.
[19:06] Kazuya
    The girl I like is in my apartment
    after a night out drinking.
[19:10] Kazuya
    In a rom-com, this would
    be the perfect situation!
[19:19] Kazuya
    Damn, she smells nice.
[19:23] Kazuya
    Is that soap?
[19:26] Kazuya
    Crap, I'm always so conscious of Mizuhara
SIGN    We've got class tomorrow,
    so I need to sleep
[19:30] Kazuya
    that she even looks pretty
    to me as Ichinose.
[19:34] Kazuya
    Uh-oh. I've got bigger problems.
SIGN    I'm back here again...
[19:49] Chizuru
    Hey, are you okay?
[19:53] Kazuya
    I-I'm okay! I'm fine, really!
[19:55] Kazuya
    You should go sleep.
[19:57] Chizuru
    You know I can't leave you like this.
[20:01] Kazuya
    Seriously, I'm fine.
[20:02] Kazuya
    Seriously!
[20:06] Kazuya
    I'm causing problems for her again!
[20:09] Chizuru
    For heaven's sake... You drank too much.
[20:14] Chizuru
    The drinking game stuff
    was on purpose, right?
[20:18] Kazuya
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[20:20] Chizuru
    I'm actually surprised the
    rest of them didn't catch on.
[20:23] Chizuru
    You kept losing.
[20:25] Kazuya
    Anyway, you hold your alcohol well, huh?
[20:28] Kazuya
    You're pretty much sober.
[20:30] Chizuru
    Who knows? I can't tell.
[20:33] Kazuya
    Should you really have helped me?
    Weren't the others nearby?
[20:37] Chizuru
    We split up immediately,
    so I'm sure it was fine.
[20:41] Chizuru
    Okay, I'm going to go.
[20:44] Chizuru
    Remember, the best way to avoid a
    hangover is to drink lots of water.
[20:47] Kazuya
    I just thought...
[20:50] Kazuya
    I'm always causing trouble for Mizuhara...
[20:56] Kazuya
    So I should at least look out for
    Ichinose, even if it kills me.
[21:04] Kazuya
    Ugh! I feel so sick!
[21:12] Kazuya
    Wha? Mizuhara?
[21:14] Kazuya
    D-Don't worry about me!
[21:16] Kazuya
    I'm all stinky and gross.
[21:17] Kazuya
    I'll just keep it within the...
[21:18] Chizuru
    Shut up.
[21:23] Chizuru
    Don't try to bluff your way out of this.
[21:56] Chizuru
    No... wait!
[21:57] Chizuru
    What are you doing? I'll smack you...
[22:07] Kazuya
    So I should at least look out for
    Ichinose, even if it kills me.
[22:20] Chizuru
    Sheesh.
[22:21] Chizuru
    No booze for you for a while.
[23:57] Kazuya
    Ugh. I wanna die.
[23:59] Chizuru
    Not surprising, after how much you drank.
[24:00] Kibe
    You're pathetic, Kazu-chin!
[24:02] Kibe
    Kuri and I actually hit up another
    place after that, you know.
[24:05] Kazuya
    Where did you go?
[24:06] Kibe
    I can't say it out loud.
[24:07] Kibe
    But once I got home, I did a bamboo
    shoot going off the good memories!
[24:11] Kibe
    No, it was actually three bamboo shoots!
[24:13] Kazuya
    That's my Kibe! You're an inspiration!
[24:16] Chizura
    No, just desperation.
[24:17] Chizuru
    Anyway, next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:
[24:19] Kibe
    "Ex and...
[24:20] Kazuya
    ...Girlfriend."
[24:21] Kibe
    O sad virgin, caught between two beauties.
SIGN    "Ex and Girlfriend"
[24:24] Kazuya
    How many shoots are you
    gonna let off tonight?