E19 - Ex and Girlfriend
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SIGN Sick
SIGN Ache
SIGN Sick
[00:05] Kazuya
My head's... killing me!
SIGN Ache
SIGN Sick
SIGN Where are my
phone and wallet?
[00:09] Kazuya
What is this, Hell on Earth?
SIGN Thanks for everything, Mom.
SIGN It's the
apocalypse.
SIGN I can't move
an inch...
SIGN Soul
[00:12] Kazuya
I've never had a hangover this bad before!
SIGN There's bad energy
in the air.
SIGN Grew up watching
Glitter Force
[00:17] Kazuya
I don't remember anything after
the fifth bamboo shooty.
[00:25] (Flashback) Chizuru
Don't try to bluff your way out of this.
[00:28] Kazuya
Why do I get the feeling
Mizuhara was over at my place?
[00:33] Kazuya
What's with these fragmented happy memories?
SIGN Sick
SIGN Ache
[00:37] Kazuya
Mizuhara took care... of me?
SIGN Would she ever
do that!?
[00:41] Kazuya
I must've been dreaming.
[00:44] Kazuya
Hmm?
[00:48] Kazuya
A group invite?
SIGN Team Gold Ship
SIGN Sasano invited you to join.
[00:50] Kazuya
Oh, from last night.
[00:53] Kazuya
Wow, they're talking a bunch.
SIGN That was so much fun!
SIGN Sasano
SIGN Wanna drink again-no-jutsu.
SIGN Kawanaka
SIGN I see a ninja!
SIGN I'm so hungover
SIGN Pant
[00:58] Kazuya
Hold up! Last night's group?
Does that mean...
SIGN Pant
SIGN Pant
SIGN Pant
SIGN Ichinose Chizuru
[01:08] Kazuya
Mizuhara's...
SIGN meow
[01:10] Kazuya
private contact?!
SIGN Mizuhara Memo
SIGN I had so much fun today!
See you soon. Bye-bye!
SIGN Bye-bye!
SIGN What are you wearing today?
°pant°
[01:13] Narrator
Let me explain!
[01:15] Narrator
The "Mizuhara Chizuru"
contact info he already had
[01:17] Narrator
is a rental girlfriend account
that Diamond created.
[01:22] Narrator
That means the agency checks it, too,
[01:25] Narrator
and if he tried to send her private
messages without any bookings,
[01:27] Narrator
it'd be considered a breach
of the terms of service.
[01:30] Narrator
A bunch of scary people would visit him,
and he'd be in all sorts of trouble.
[01:33] Chizuru
You guys be careful on social media, too!
SIGN Ichinose Chizuru
[01:37] Kazuya
I'm in!
[01:39] Kazuya
I'm in, somehow!
[01:41] Kazuya
What is that? A cat?
[01:44] Kazuya
Why does it look so cute to me?
SIGN Ba-dump
SIGN Forgot all about the hangover
[01:47] Kazuya
Is that Mizuhara's shadow? Cute!
SIGN W
o
o
h
o
o
SIGN Every guy has gone through this at least once
[01:50] Kazuya
Wait, can I really look at this?
SIGN Add friend
[01:53] Kazuya
Could I take this chance
to add her as a friend?
[01:58] Kazuya
No, hang on.
[01:59] Kazuya
Wouldn't she get a request?
[02:01] Chizuru
Uh, wha? Die.
SIGN Decline
SIGN BEEP
[02:03] Kazuya
Gah! Anything but that!
[02:07] Kazuya
Besides, I may have caused her
all kinds of trouble last night.
[02:10] Kazuya
I can't be aggressive here.
SIGN Add friend
SIGN Tremble
SIGN Tremble
SIGN plonk
[02:21] Kazuya
I can't do it.
[02:22] Kazuya
"Friend"? It's way too scary.
[02:29] Kazuya
Ugh. All that squirming made
my head hurt even more.
SIGN Sway Sway
[02:33] Kazuya
A mandatory class? Now?
Are you trying to kill me?
[02:37] Kibe
Boo!
SIGN Boo
[02:39] Sasano
Yo, Green Man.
[02:42] Yoko
He looks more blue than green to me.
[02:45] Yuki
You look like a ghost.
[02:47] Kazuya
R... Rawr.
SIGN Gloom
[02:49] Kazuya
It's last night's group.
[02:50] Sasano
Your hangover all right?
[02:52] Kazuya
Far from it.
[02:53] Yoko
Duh, after how much you drank.
[02:55] Kazuya
Where's Mizuhara? Is she here?
[02:57] Sasano
Oh, yeah, where's Chizuru-chan?
SIGN Flinch
[03:00] Sign
She gets so
hung up over
that stuff.
[03:00] Yoko
She's running solo today.
[03:02] Yoko
She's still mad at me for
inviting boys to the pub.
[03:06] Kazuya
She's... mad?
[03:10] Kazuya
Well, yeah.
SIGN flinch
[03:12] Kazuya
Her secret may have stayed hidden,
but that was an awful boozer.
[03:16] Sasano
You guys gonna be okay? Sorry about that.
[03:16] Kazuya
She's mad... She's mad, huh?
[03:18] Yoko
Don't worry about it. She's always like that.
[03:21] Kazuya
So it really was a dream?
[03:24] Kazuya
I made her mad and then had
such a convenient dream...
[03:27] Kazuya
I'm such a piece of trash.
[03:31] Guy1
Seriously.
SIGN Sparkle
SIGN Sparkle
SIGN Ahahaha
SIGN Hahaha
[03:32] Guy2
For real?
SIGN Life is
SIGN all about
fish food pellets.
SIGN Sick
SIGN Ache
SIGN I'm so done...
[03:38] Kazuya
My head hurts so much...
SIGN Sick
SIGN Ache
[03:41] Kazuya
It's gotten worse 'cause I pushed myself.
SIGN I remember nothing
about the class...
[03:44] Kazuya
This ain't going away until tomorrow.
SIGN Fish food?
No, I can't...!!
[03:48] Kazuya
If I had a girlfriend right about now,
[03:51] Kazuya
would she take care of me all nicely?
SIGN What are you
fantasizing about?
[03:55] Kazuya
A-Anyway, I gotta hydrate.
SIGN Take a good look
at reality, man.
SIGN Drunkard!
SIGN Drunkard!
[04:17] Kazuya
It wasn't a dream...
[04:21] Kazuya
God! Which is it?!
[04:23] Kazuya
What even is the truth?!
[04:25] Kazuya
I can't ask Mizuhara!
[04:27] Kazuya
Why don't I remember anything?!
SIGN Kinoshita Kazuya
SIGN Add friend
SIGN Block
SIGN Add friend
SIGN Plonk
SIGN Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN Karaoke Village
SIGN "Ex and Girlfriend"
SIGN Staaare
[06:19] Ruka
Stare...
SIGN Staaare
[06:21] Ruka
Stare...
[06:23] Kazuya
Why have you been staring at me?
[06:27] Ruka
Don't you have something to say to me?
SIGN Standing
SIGN By
[06:31] Kazuya
Huh? Something to say?
[06:33] Ruka
I figured it was about time
you made up your mind.
[06:36] Kazuya
My mind? About what?
[06:40] Kazuya
Ow!
SIGN Eek
[06:40] Ruka
Don't make me spell it out!
[06:43] Kazuya
What is it?!
[06:44] Ruka
The rest of the convo... from back then.
[06:50] (Flashback) Kazuya
Bear with me, Ruka-chan!
[06:52] (Flashback) Kazuya
There's something I need to say.
[06:55] Kazuya
R-Right...
[06:57] Ruka
I mean, surely Chizuru-san
SIGN It's here.
SIGN My time
has come...!!
[07:00] Ruka
won't come between us after we
spent a passionate night together!
[07:05] Ruka
So it's only a matter of time before
you decide to go out with me for real!
[07:12] Kazuya
Oh, that turned out okay.
[07:15] Ruka
What?! No way!
[07:16] Ruka
Was she still asleep?
[07:18] Ruka
Did she not hear it?!
[07:20] Kazuya
Nah, she just believed me.
[07:22] Ruka
What?! She believed you?!
[07:25] Ruka
She believed that nothing happened,
even though I spent the night at your place?
[07:30] Kazuya
Y-Yeah, though she took some convincing.
[07:33] Ruka
Lies! There's no way!
[07:35] Ruka
You should really tell her the truth!
[07:39] Kazuya
The truth is that nothing happened!
SIGN Crazy
[07:41] Ruka
It can't be...
[07:43] Ruka
Despite the undeniable fact that I stayed
over, she believed in his innocence?
[07:47] Ruka
In Kazuya-kun, of all people?
[07:49] Ruka
Those two have clearly gotten closer!
SIGN Dazed
[07:53] Ruka
Then I know what I must do!
[07:57] Ruka
Wait, I'm not done.
[07:59] Kazuya
Customer is king.
[08:01] Kazuya
Welcome...
[08:06] Mami
Oh, hello, Kazu-kun!
[08:15] Kazuya
M... Mami-chan...
SIGN Sweat
[08:18] Kazuya
Why is Mami-chan here?
[08:19] Kazuya
Just bad luck?
[08:20] Kazuya
No, that can't be.
[08:22] Kazuya
Did she hear from someone
that I was working here?
[08:26] Kazuya
S-Solo karaoke? Do you do this often?
[08:28] Mami
I'm here to finish up my report.
Using this as my study room.
SIGN PC
[08:32] Kazuya
R-Report? I see.
[08:35] Mami
I heard from Kibe-chan
that you got a job here.
[08:38] Mami
And I happened to be in the area,
so I figured I'd stop by and mess with you.
[08:41] Mami
Just kidding!
[08:43] Kazuya
Kibe! I knew it!
[08:43] Kazuya
Please don't.
[08:46] Mami
I've actually been here before.
[08:49] Mami
It was with a friend, though.
[08:52] Kazuya
I know! I know all about it!
[08:54] Kazuya
But I can't say I watched it all!
[08:57] Mami
Okay, two hours in a Joyfound room.
I might extend.
[09:00] Kazuya
In that case, we have free time plans, too.
[09:03] Ruka
Kazuya-kun, do you know her?
[09:08] Kazuya
Oh, crap!
SIGN Technically
Current
GF
[09:09] Kazuya
I feel like letting her talk to
Ruka-chan is a really bad idea!
[09:13] Kazuya
Huh? Y-Yeah, we go to the
same college. Same year.
[09:17] Mami
Wow, what a cutie!
[09:19] Kazuya
Crap, she took the bait!
[09:22] Mami
Are you in school?
[09:22] Kazuya
I shouldn't let them talk too much!
[09:23] Ruka
Yes, I am.
[09:25] Kazuya
O-Okay, let me take me to your room.
We're busy and all.
[09:28] Mami
Oh, sure.
[09:29] Ruka
Huh? But there's hardly anyone here.
[09:33] Kazuya
This way, this way.
[09:34] Mami
Coming.
[09:38] Mami
Seriously, good on you for working.
[09:40] Kazuya
It's no big deal. I'm just part-time, anyway.
[09:43] Mami
Wow, I could never stick with it.
[09:46] Mami
You're trying to grow up,
aren't you, Kazu-kun?
[09:50] Kazuya
Come on. You're no different.
[09:52] Kazuya
You're plugging away at college.
[09:54] Ruka
Ka...
SIGN RUMBLE
[09:56] Ruka
Kazu-kun?!
[10:00] Kazuya
Here you go.
Your glass for unlimited drinks.
[10:02] Mami
Thanks, and sorry about this.
[10:05] Mami
I got part of this done back home,
but I kept getting lazy.
[10:09] Kazuya
Oh, your report? It's no problem at all.
[10:13] Kazuya
Thank God they didn't interact much.
[10:16] Kazuya
Who knows what'd happen if Mami-chan
and Ruka-chan went at it for real?
[10:21] Mami
We went to karaoke together twice, didn't we?
[10:25] Kazuya
Y-Yeah.
[10:26] Kazuya
Back then, I was losing my mind at being
alone in a room with her for the first time
[10:29] Mami
Wow, you're way off-key.
SIGN A
h
a
h
a
[10:31] Kazuya
and was desperately trying to hide it.
[10:35] Ruka
Stare...
SIGN Staaare
SIGN JOLT
[10:38] Kazuya
Ruka-chan?!
SIGN Busted
[10:41] Kazuya
Why'd she follow us?
[10:43] Kazuya
Wait, did she hear all that?!
[10:46] Kazuya
Wh-What's up?
[10:48] Kazuya
I'm not slacking off or anything.
I brought her order.
[10:50] Ruka
No, it's not about that.
[10:53] Kazuya
Th-Then what's the problem?
If something happened,
[10:56] Kazuya
we can talk outside...
SIGN Staaare
[10:59] Ruka
Stare...
SIGN Sweat
[11:08] Ruka
So, what kind of relationship do you two have?
[11:14] Kazuya
Eek! She really does suspect something!
[11:17] Kazuya
Whoa, where did that come from?
[11:18] Kazuya
Nope! She can't know the truth!
[11:21] Kazuya
This is one explosive situation!
[11:24] Mami
What kind? Just normal classmates.
[11:29] Mami
Right, Kazu-kun?
[11:31] Kazuya
Y-Yeah, right.
[11:34] Kazuya
C-Come on, Ruka-chan.
You're being rude to our customer.
[11:38] Mami
Why do you ask, though?
[11:41] Mami
Wait, I got it!
[11:43] Mami
Do you like Kazu-kun, Ribbons?
[11:46] Mami
You're such a playboy.
[11:49] Ruka
Well, no, it's more than that.
[11:51] Ruka
I'm his—
[12:00] Mami
Kazu-kun? What was that?
[12:03] Kazuya
Never mind!
[12:04] Kazuya
Our boss banned her from chatting!
[12:07] Ruka
Why, Kazuya-kun?
[12:09] Ruka
Why are you hiding it?
[12:11] Ruka
Because we're at work?
[12:12] Ruka
But he's panicking too much for that.
[12:15] Ruka
And then there's what I heard earlier!
[12:18] (Flashback) Mami
We went to karaoke together twice, didn't we?
[12:22] Ruka
Now I remember...
[12:23] Ruka
He said he turned to Chizuru-san
after being dumped by his ex.
[12:28] Ruka
His ex!
[12:30] Ruka
It's her! She's his ex!
[12:33] Ruka
If she is, then what is all this?
[12:35] Ruka
That attitude! Those eyes!
[12:37] Ruka
And asking if I like him!
[12:39] Sign
And calling me "Ribbons"
[12:40] Ruka
In that case, what's her deal?!
[12:42] Ruka
She's acting like Kazuya-kun is still hers!
[12:46] Ruka
Wait, is he hiding it because she's his ex?
[12:49] Ruka
Is he still into her, then?
[12:52] Ruka
Even if he's not, she's still the
only girl he's actually dated!
[12:58] Ruka
So I'm...
[13:00] Ruka
in third place?!
SIGN Likes her
SIGN Just
dating her
SIGN Liked her
[13:03] Ruka
No! I can't accept that!
[13:06] Kazuya
A-Anyway, let's talk outside.
SIGN Clack
[13:12] Ruka
We're dating!
[13:14] Ruka
I'm Kazuya-kun's girlfriend!
[13:19] Mami
"Girlfriend"?
SIGN Karaoke Village
[13:25] Kazuya
God, just kill me.
SIGN Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN Wha?
[13:29] Mami
"Girlfriend"? Really?
[13:32] Kazuya
C-Calm down, Ruka-chan!
[13:35] Kazuya
I-It's not like that, Mami-chan.
[13:36] Kazuya
I can explain.
[13:40] Ruka
Yes, really!
[13:42] Ruka
You're his ex, aren't you?
[13:44] Ruka
Too bad for you! I'm his girlfriend now!
[13:48] Ruka
Which means Kazuya-kun belongs to me now!
[13:52] Kazuya
Hey, Ruka-chan! What are you even saying?!
[13:54] Ruka
Also, I think you have the
wrong idea about something!
[13:57] Ruka
Acting all cool because you're his ex...
[13:59] Ruka
What, you think you're special to him
because you were his first? Are you serious?!
[14:04] Ruka
Sure, he leers at every cute girl
he sees, so he may seem easy!
[14:08] Kazuya
Hey, that's not...
SIGN Not
wrong...
[14:10] Ruka
But he's not hung up on you
anymore! Not in the least!
[14:15] Ruka
Seriously, what's your deal?!
[14:17] Ruka
You show up at your ex's workplace?
[14:20] Ruka
You're the one who can't let him go, huh?
[14:22] Kazuya
Stop, Ruka-chan! You can't say that!
[14:25] Ruka
Sucks to be you!
[14:26] Ruka
Kazuya-kun's totally smitten with me now.
SIGN An ex or two
is no big deal.
[14:30] Ruka
We've gone all the way, too!
[14:31] Kazuya
What?! No, we haven't!
[14:33] Kazuya
We have not!
[14:34] Ruka
I even spent an oh-so-passionate
night at his place recently.
[14:37] Ruka
He kept going, "Ruka, I love you!
I love you so much,"
[14:40] Ruka
and just wouldn't stop!
[14:41] Kazuya
No, I didn't!
[14:42] Kazuya
And you know it!
[14:43] Ruka
Anyway, you're a thing of the past!
[14:46] Ruka
Get out of his life already, will you?
[14:53] Mami
Sorry. I didn't mean to...
[14:57] Mami
You have a real girlfriend, huh, Kazu-kun?
[15:02] Mami
But then...
[15:03] Mami
Why do you still need a rental girlfriend?
SIGN S
h
e
k
n
o
w
s
?
[15:12] Ruka
Oh, well, you know...
[15:15] Ruka
It shows how accepting I am.
[15:17] Ruka
I know I'm his number one.
SIGN So I send him off...
SIGN Not
convincing.
[15:23] Kazuya
M-Mami-chan, like I said,
[15:25] Kazuya
it's just social research.
[15:27] Mami
I see.
[15:29] Mami
Sorry.
[15:31] Mami
I should leave.
[15:33] Mami
I'll leave the money here.
[15:35] Kazuya
Huh? Wait...
[15:42] Kazuya
Welp. She's gonna hate me forever.
[15:45] Kazuya
Come on, Ruka-chan!
[15:46] Kazuya
What was with that out... burst?
SIGN Waaah
[15:51] Ruka
But I am your girlfriend!
SIGN Oops.
SIGN Uwaaaaaah
SIGN Drag Drag
[15:57] Kazuya
You'll bother our customers!
[15:58] Ruka
What's her problem? I hate her!
[16:05] Ruka
I love you!
[16:07] Ruka
I'm the one who loves you more than anyone!
[16:16] Kazuya
Augh, just kill me now!
[16:24] Rando1
Yo, you by yourself?
[16:27] Rando1
Let me carry your stuff.
[16:33] Mami
Buzz off.
[16:34] Rando1
S-Sorry.
[16:36] Rando2
Holy...
[16:40] Mami
What was with that kid?
She's out of her mind.
[16:44] Mami
I hear from Kibe-chan that
he's working and go to see,
[16:48] Mami
and he has a girlfriend? Excuse me?
[16:50] Mami
So that bag in his apartment was hers?
[16:54] Mami
But is she really his girlfriend?
[16:56] Mami
Something seemed off about him.
[16:59] Mami
Would he really go out with that nutcase?
[17:02] Mami
She knew about the rental girlfriend thing,
[17:04] Mami
and she accepted it?
[17:06] Mami
That makes no sense.
[17:08] Mami
Besides, that design was more
"adult woman" than "teen."
[17:16] Mami
Oh, yeah, this is his stop...
[17:20] Ruka
You're the one who can't let him go, huh?
[17:27] Mami
Why the heck am I wasting time
thinking about all this?
[17:39] Chizuru
Huh?
[17:40] Chizuru
M... Mami-san?
[17:47] (Flashback) Kibe
What?
[17:50] (Flashback) Kibe
Who knows about Chizuru-san?
[17:54] (Flashback) Kibe
Well, there's us... and Kazuya's family?
[17:59] (Flashback) Mami
His family?
[18:00] Mami
His family knows her, too? Yikes.
[18:04] Mami
That reminds me, he did ask me
to meet his grandma, didn't he?
[18:09] Mami
So, he introduced her and couldn't
worm out of it for a year?
[18:13] Mami
Then it could still be going on.
[18:17] (Flashback) Kibe
Oh, people at his workplace might know, too.
[18:20] (Flashback) Mami
Huh? Workplace?
[18:22] (Flashback) Mami
Kazu-kun got a job?
[18:24] (Flashback) Kibe
Yeah, at the KaraVillage by the next
station over, at the start of the year.
[18:28] Mami
The Karaoke Village by
the next station over?
SIGN Mizuhara Chizuru
SIGN A pure and refined
high-class girlfriend
SIGN Sweat
[18:44] Chizuru
Er... It's been a while.
[18:52] Mami
Have a seat.
[19:07] Mami
I had something to take care of around here.
[19:10] Mami
And you? Do you live here?
[19:14] Chizuru
Oh, no, I was here to do something, too.
[19:17] Mami
Where are you headed?
[19:18] Chizuru
Ikebukuro.
[19:19] Mami
Really? Me, too!
[19:22] Mami
Let's enjoy the ride.
[19:27] Mami
That's a really nice bag.
[19:32] Mami
It's from CoCo's latest
collection, right? Is it new?
[19:35] Chizuru
No, I've had it for a while.
[19:38] Mami
Cool. You've gotta buy the
fashionable stuff immediately,
[19:43] Mami
before new stuff comes out
and it goes out of style.
[19:45] Mami
When did you get it? Early April? Late?
[19:49] Chizuru
Early, I think?
[19:51] Mami
I see!
[19:56] Mami
Sorry!
[19:57] Mami
I just found it kinda funny.
[20:04] Mami
I'm switching lines over this way.
How about you?
[20:08] Chizuru
To the station exit.
[20:10] Mami
Oh.
[20:11] Mami
Guess this is it. See you... Actually,
we don't know if we'll meet again, huh?
[20:16] Chizuru
I suppose not.
[20:19] Mami
Bye.
[20:24] Mami
Let me just ask you one thing.
[20:29] Mami
You're not seeing Kazu-kun anymore, right?
[20:52] Chizuru
That's right.
[20:57] Mami
Okay, got it.
[21:00] Mami
Bye.
[21:06] Chizuru
Was that a coincidence? It was, right?
[22:55] Mami
That settles it.
[22:57] Mami
There's no doubt about it.
That bag was Mizuhara Chizuru's.
[23:03] Mami
The timing fits. Did she forget it with him?
[23:06] Mami
But who forgets their bag?
[23:08] Mami
Was she there back then?
[23:12] Mami
Either way, they're way closer
than rental GF and client.
[23:16] Mami
What's with that kid, then?
[23:18] Mami
She knows about her.
[23:21] Mami
Is he two-timing? What the heck?
[23:24] Mami
Maybe I'll find out more
if I check his follows.
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[23:35] Mami
Shit, she's locked.
SIGN Nagomi Sake Shop
SIGN I'm the shop's second owner, Kinoshita Nagomi!
Loving 77-year-old. I tweet about nihonshu
and I'm smitten with my grandson's girlfriend!
[23:49] Mami
His family, huh?
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[23:58] Kazuya
We somehow made it through that mess, but...
[24:01] Chizuru
Those two are so tiring.
[24:04] Ruka
Tiring? You meanie!
[24:06] Mami
How rude.
[24:07] Kazuya
That's not what she meant.
[24:09] Mami
What did she mean, then?
[24:12] Ruka
You have a duty to explain, Kazuya-kun.
[24:14] Kazuya
Uh, Mizuhara was...
[24:16] Chizuru
Now, next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:
[24:18] Kazuya
She ran away!
[24:19] Chizuru
"Youth and...
[24:20] Kazuya
...Girlfriend."
[24:21] Ruka
If you can't explain, I might show up
in the next episode's preview, too!
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[24:25] Mami
Look forward to it.
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