E9 - Lies and Girlfriend

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SIGN    Karaoke Village
[00:02] K
    Welcome.
[00:04] Coworker
    Kinoshita-kun, go clean up booth 13.
[00:07] K
    Oh, sure.
[00:11] K
    I started a part-time job.
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Happy
SIGN    Happy
[00:15] K
    Aw, it's so cute!
[00:18] K
    Mizuhara's gift!
[00:19] K
    The phone case she picked out for me!
[00:23] K
    Just for me!
[00:26] (Flashback) C
    I'm an actress.
[00:29] K
    I'm next-door neighbors with an actress!
SIGN    Grin
[00:34] K
    I must be the only guy in history to
    get a gift from a rental girlfriend!
[00:39] K
    She must see me as someone special.
[00:42] K
    I did it!
[00:43] K
    It's a small one, but I built
    another connection with her!
SIGN    Anon Trying Their Best
SIGN    I'm still using the aroma candle she gave me. Chizuru-chan #1
SIGN    Anon Trying Their Best
SIGN    I got cookies, yo
SIGN    Anon Trying Their Best
SIGN    Same, and they were delicious. Isn't she just the best?
SIGN    Anon Trying Their Best
[00:49] K
    Guess there are more of us than I thought...
[00:52] Sign
    Café Kanoir
[00:53] C
    I mean...
[00:55] C
    I'm a girlfriend.
[00:56] K
    But... I don't know... It might give
    your clients the wrong idea.
[01:00] C
    I'm a girlfriend.
[01:02] K
    Yeah, but... a g-gif—
[01:03] C
    I'm a girlfriend, okay?
[01:06] C
    It's perfectly normal for a
    girlfriend to give you gifts!
[01:09] C
    And it's agency policy!
[01:11] K
    Uh, that much is true, but...
[01:12] Sign
    I know I'm totally not
    justified here...
[01:16] C
    I'd like to clear something up here and now.
[01:20] C
    Have you fallen in love with me?
[01:23] K
    Huh... What?!
[01:29] K
    I...
[01:32] K
    I haven't.
[01:34] C
    Exactly!
[01:36] C
    We're only playing pretend couple
    for our grandmas, right?
[01:41] C
    Ruka-chan seems to think there's more to it,
[01:44] C
    but I'm nothing more than
    a rental girlfriend.
[01:47] C
    If you were actually into me,
    that'd change things entirely.
[01:52] C
    Let's keep things clean,
[01:54] C
    and this relationship purely business.
[02:04] G
    Whoa, she's so pretty!
[02:07] G
    That dude's so lucky.
[02:22] R
    Hey! What have you two been getting up to?!
[02:26] K
    Ruka-chan?!
[02:27] R
    You told me you had other plans today!
SIGN    Leap
[02:29] R
    It was a date with her?!
SIGN    You cheat!!
    You're cheating on me!!
[02:32] R
    Why her, when you have me?!
SIGN    I got cheated on!!
[02:34] K
    U-Uh, I was just getting
    some life advice from her.
[02:39] K
    I can't believe I just said that.
[02:41] R
    Well, you're going on a date with me now!
[02:44] K
    But I have plans...
[02:45] R
    Cancel them!
[02:46] K
    What? Come on!
SIGN    Poker face...
[02:52] R
    A movie? The amusement park?
[02:59] R
    Here.
[03:00] R
    Say "ahh."
SIGN    Nom
[03:05] R
    You ate it! So cute!
SIGN    Nom
[03:09] (Flashback) C
    Let's keep things clean, and this
    relationship purely business.
[03:13] K
    Right... I'm just a partner
    in crime to Mizuhara.
[03:19] K
    What was I getting carried away for?
[03:27] Sign
    Danger
[03:27] Sign
    Watch Your Back
[03:27] K
    Wait, what?
SIGN    A blindfold!?
[03:29] K
    What are you doing?!
SIGN    Pull
[03:30] R
    I need to take you somewhere.
[03:32] K
    Wh-Where?
[03:35] R
    This way.
[03:36] R
    Keep the blindfold on.
[03:36] Signr
    That's
    so
    funny!
[03:36] Signl
    What
    the
    heck?
[03:38] K
    I guess I should do what she wants.
    I did do her wrong today, after all.
SIGN    V
    r
    r
    m
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Click
SIGN    S
    l
    a
    m
SIGN    S
    h
    o
    v
    e
SIGN    T
    u
    m
    b
    l
    e
[03:52] K
    What's going on? Where are we?
[03:54] R
    You can take off the blindfold now.
[03:58] K
    Huh?
[04:06] K
    Wh-What?!
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    Now
SIGN    You have a new message.
SIGN    Where are you?
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    You're late
SIGN    I'm waiting for you ♥
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    When
     will
     you
     get
     here
     ?
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    When
     will
     you
     get
     here
     ?
SIGN    If you don't hurry up
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    Mizuhara
SIGN    I'll charge you for an extension
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    Who does that girl think she is? A romcom heroine?
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    And that stupid virgin's pissing
     me off, too!
SIGN    Numa
SIGN    Not like they'll last more
    than three months, anyway
SIGN    It's not real
SIGN    Receipt
    
    Kinoshita Kazuya-sama Rent-A-Girlfriend
    
    
    Itemized Bill
    
    Base Fee/hr 5000 yen x1
    
     Choice Fee (Rookie) 5000 yen x1
    
     Costs (City Limits) 2000 yen x1
    
    
    
    Total: 12,000 yen + taxes
SIGN    "Lies and Girlfriend"
[05:49] Sign
    Emergency
[05:51] K
    Seriously, what is she thinking?!
[05:54] Sign
    Notice to Guests
    In the event that the cover is removed
    outside of an emergency,
    the offender will be fined 3,000 yen.
    HOTEL SMILE
[05:54] K
    A love hotel? There's impulsive,
    and then there's this!
[05:57] K
    This is...
[05:58] K
    This is just...
[06:00] K
    Super tempting, honestly!
SIGN    A
    a
    h
    n
    ♥
[06:05] R
    Kazuya-kun.
SIGN    Imposing
[06:10] R
    Mind giving me an explanation?
[06:14] K
    An explanation of what?
[06:16] R
    Your relationship with Chizuru-san!
[06:18] R
    You two have gone way past
    rental girlfriend and client!
[06:21] K
    T-True.
SIGN    Y
    e
    p
    .
[06:24] K
    Wait, why'd you take off your socks, then?
[06:27] R
    I was just getting comfy.
[06:28] R
    I remember you talking about
    grandmas and whatnot, but that's all.
[06:33] R
    So tell me everything.
[06:35] K
    Well, I guess she does know everything else.
[06:41] R
    I see. I think I get the gist of it now.
[06:44] K
    We've been living on the edge,
    as much as I hate to admit it.
[06:50] R
    What are you thinking?!
[06:52] R
    There's no way you can
    keep that lie up forever!
[06:55] K
    W-Well...
[06:56] R
    Will you keep it up even
    when you're old and gray?
[06:59] R
    Remain a bachelor forever?
[07:01] C
    The fee's going up by a
    thousand starting this month.
[07:04] K
    Thank you once again.
[07:09] R
    She's a rental girlfriend, you know!
    You two don't have a future together!
[07:14] K
    B-But Gran totally believes that we're dating!
[07:18] R
    There's a simple solution to that.
[07:21] R
    You can just introduce me to her!
[07:25] R
    You have a girlfriend. You don't
    need to turn to Chizuru-san anymore.
[07:30] K
    I'll really lose her trust if I hop
    from one girl to another!
[07:34] K
    Besides, she's taken an
    abnormal liking to Mizuhara.
[07:37] K
    It won't be easy to just replace her.
[07:41] R
    Can you have sex with Chizuru-san?
[07:45] K
    Where'd that come from?!
[07:47] R
    That's what it's all about,
    isn't it? A successor?
[07:50] ---
    H-Hang on!
[07:51] R
    You can't, right?
    She's just a rental girlfriend.
[07:54] R
    No matter how long you keep it up, you and
    she can only have a platonic relationship!
[07:58] R
    Is that what your grandma wants?
[08:02] R
    I'll have you know I'm ready to take it all in.
[08:10] K
    Look, I can't!
[08:16] R
    I'm actually thinking of the long term here!
[08:20] R
    I wouldn't have brought you here otherwise!
[08:22] K
    So she was after this all along.
[08:25] R
    Do you not like me trying to
    get closer to you this way?
[08:32] K
    S-Sorry! Bathroom!
SIGN    Now
SIGN    Gran
SIGN    January 3rd
SIGN    Squirm
[08:47] K
    What am I gonna do?! I don't
    know if I can control myself!
[08:50] K
    Think about Mizuhara's pure smile.
[08:52] K
    Mizuhara's pure smile!
[08:55] K
    All I can do is maintain an iron will!
[09:01] K
    Ruka-chan, why don't we calm down
    and order some room service...
[09:04] K
    Huh? Ruka-chan?
[09:06] K
    Did she leave?
[09:08] K
    I... I guess... I'm in the clear?
[09:15] R
    I've gotta take it one step at a time, right?
SIGN    Heart Rate
SIGN    Range
[09:18] R
    Don't rush it, Sarashina!
[09:20] R
    You're his girlfriend!
SIGN    ~ New Year ~
[09:25] K
    Sorry I had to drag you out
    first thing in the new year.
[09:26] Sign
    Asakusa Station
[09:28] K
    We're doing lunch and a shrine
    visit, so it'll take half the day.
[09:33] C
    Well, not like we have a choice.
    I'm supposed to be your girlfriend.
[09:37] C
    It'd be too weird if I didn't
    see your family for New Year's.
[09:40] K
    Mizuhara...
[09:41] C
    Oh, but you will still have to pay, okay?
[09:44] K
    O-Of course.
[09:46] Kaz
    Mom... Wearing a kimono
    is a bit over the top.
[09:51] N
    What are you talking about?
[09:52] N
    We mustn't slight the
    soon-to-be Kinoshita in any way!
[09:56] N
    Hello, my angel! Oh, and Kazuya, too.
[09:58] K
    I'm just an aside?
[10:00] C
    Oh, Grandmother. Happy New Year.
[10:03] C
    Here's to another great year together.
SIGN    W
    e
    l
    l
    i
    n
    g
[10:06] N
    You're just as pretty in the new year!
[10:09] N
    Happy New Year!
[10:12] C
    That's a beautiful kimono.
[10:14] N
    It's way too nice for me.
[10:15] C
    Not at all. It suits you very well.
[10:16] K
    Yeah, there's no replacing her for Gran.
[10:19] R
    Happy New Year.
[10:25] R
    I'm Sarashina Ruka,
    and I'll be joining you today.
SIGN    Rent-A-Girlfriend
SIGN    Beaming
[10:35] N
    Do you know her?
[10:37] K
    Uh, y-yeah, she's a friend!
[10:40] R
    Oh, it's Grandmother! The real deal!
[10:42] N
    "Real deal"?
[10:43] R
    Kazuya-san's told me so much about you
    that I've been wanting to meet you.
[10:47] N
    Is that so? If you're their friend,
    you are very much welcome to join us.
[10:51] N
    Harumi-san.
[10:53] H
    Hello? This is Kinoshita.
    We have a reservation for five...
[10:58] N
    Kazuya told you about me?
[11:00] R
    Yes. He told me how you were
    the most amazing grandmother.
[11:03] C
    How did she find out about this?
    She even knew where we were meeting up.
[11:03] N
    Oh? Is that so?
[11:07] K
    I have no idea!
[11:10] K
    Don't tell me... it was back then?
[11:13] C
    Looks to me like you do have an idea.
[11:16] K
    Oh, uh, no...
[11:18] K
    Did she see the message then?
[11:21] Sign
    Asakusa Station
[11:21] C
    I don't think she'll immediately spill
    the beans about us, but it's still risky.
[11:26] N
    I must say, you are a very pretty young lady.
[11:29] C
    Please, you flatter me!
[11:31] Sign
    Japanese Restaurant
    Kokyu
[11:35] R
    Let's go, Kazuya-san.
[11:36] N
    How do you know them, Ruka-san?
[11:39] R
    I'm—
[11:39] K
    Sh-She's Chizuru's friend!
[11:42] N
    What? Chizuru-san's friend?!
SIGN    Starry-eyed
[11:45] K
    We kept running into her on dates, and at
    some point she and I became friends, too.
[11:50] K
    Right, Chizuru?
[11:52] C
    Y-Yes, our parents are friends.
[11:54] C
    We've practically grown up
    together, like sisters.
[11:56] R
    I'm his girlfriend.
[11:59] R
    I'm Kazuya-san's girlfriend.
[12:02] N
    Girl...friend?
[12:07] K
    What are you talking about,
    Ruka-chan? You know that's not—
[12:09] R
    I'm his girlfriend.
[12:10] K
    No, Chizuru's my girlfriend...
[12:12] R
    I'm his girlfriend.
[12:15] N
    The rest of you, go in.
[12:18] N
    Kazuya, we need to talk.
[12:21] N
    O-Okay.
[12:22] Kaz
    Er... Shall we head on in, then?
[12:25] H
    Y-Yeah.
[12:26] K
    I-I'm in trouble!
[12:28] W
    Welcome.
[12:30] H
    We're the Kinoshitas. We have a reservation.
[12:30] C
    U-Uh, I need to visit the restroom.
[12:33] C
    Come with me, Ruka-chan?
[12:36] Sign
    Japanese Restaurant
[12:37] K
    Ow!
[12:38] N
    You're cheating on her?!
    You're two-timing her, aren't you?!
[12:39] K
    N-No, you're wrong! Ow!
[12:42] N
    You already have Chizuru-san!
[12:44] N
    Even if she'll stand for it, I won't!
[12:46] K
    Listen to me!
[12:46] N
    Choose! Either you cut ties with us,
[12:49] N
    or you break up with Ruka-dono!
[12:51] K
    Again, it's not what you think!
[12:53] N
    How, exactly?!
[12:55] K
    Sh-She's a pathological liar!
[12:58] N
    What? A liar?
[13:01] K
    Yeah. She's usually a nice girl, but she
    says the most random things at times.
[13:06] K
    And Chizuru's too nice to cut her off.
[13:09] K
    T-Too unbelievable, huh?
[13:13] N
    I see. That must be rough.
[13:16] K
    You believe me?
[13:18] N
    It's hard to believe Chizuru
    would let you two-time her,
[13:21] N
    and even harder to believe you'd
    have two girls falling for you.
[13:26] K
    Good point!
[13:27] N
    And we can't turn away a friend of hers.
[13:30] N
    I'll let Kazuo and Harumi know for you.
[13:30] Sign
    Close shave
[13:35] C
    What are you playing at?
[13:37] R
    Right back at you! Do you seriously
    think you can keep this farce up forever?
[13:43] R
    Kazuya-kun told me everything.
[13:45] R
    You're overstepping your boundaries
    as a rental girlfriend.
[13:48] R
    You mustn't get involved in a client's
    personal life. That's just common sense!
[13:52] R
    I can take over as girlfriend,
    and you can ride off into the sunset.
[13:55] R
    Don't you think that's the best option here?
[13:58] C
    It's not that simple!
[13:59] R
    Oh, but it is.
[14:01] R
    And it's far more realistic
    than what you're doing!
[14:04] R
    Do you really think this is
    helping your grandmothers?
[14:07] R
    You're lying to them, you know!
[14:10] C
    I'll admit that we've dragged this on too
    long, but it's a complicated situation!
[14:14] R
    You two are the ones overcomplicating it!
[14:17] R
    Or maybe...
[14:21] Sign
    Flinch
SIGN    Fondle
[14:22] C
    Hey, what are you doing?
[14:24] R
    You just like Kazuya-kun, don't you?
[14:28] R
    You don't want me taking him away from you.
[14:31] C
    You're wrong!
[14:33] R
    Maybe it's you who wants to
    stay on as his "girlfriend."
[14:38] R
    I'm serious about him, okay?
[14:41] R
    If you're not, please walk away
    like a proper rental girlfriend.
[14:50] C
    What the heck?
[14:53] R
    He's really bad with thrill rides,
[14:56] R
    so he was terrified.
[14:57] N
    Oh.
[14:58] R
    And he was just so cute.
[15:00] N
    Is that so?
[15:05] R
    Kazuya-san, you've got sauce on your face.
SIGN    Nom
SIGN    Nom
[15:08] R
    Try not to make such a mess, okay?
[15:12] R
    Say "ahh."
[15:17] R
    So cute!
[15:18] R
    I could watch him eat forever!
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Glance
[15:33] R
    Kazuya-san, may I have a moment?
[15:35] K
    Huh? S-Sure...
SIGN    Wiped...
[15:47] C
    What's the matter?
[15:48] N
    You're an angel, Chizuru-san!
[15:51] N
    I can't believe you deal with
    this every time you see her!
[15:55] Kaz
    Seriously, you're amazing.
[15:57] C
    What do you mean?
[15:59] N
    You know, Ruka's thing.
[16:07] R
    A pathological liar?!
[16:09] R
    Jeez, you idiot! Why'd you have
    to give me that backstory?!
[16:10] K
    Sorry, I made it up on the spot!
[16:12] K
    Ow, ow!
[16:13] R
    I knew it was weird!
[16:15] R
    Your grandma and parents were
    smiling at me like some kinda saints!
[16:18] R
    I have to go fix this!
[16:20] K
    Wait! I'm telling you, my family
    believes Mizuhara's my girlfriend!
[16:24] K
    If you keep pushing it,
    they'll think I'm two-timing!
[16:27] R
    What's the big deal? You're lying
    to them about Chizuru-san, anyway.
[16:30] R
    There's no difference between
    zero-timing and two-timing!
[16:32] K
    They're polar opposites!
[16:35] R
    I mean, aren't I your girlfriend?
[16:38] K
    Well...
[16:39] R
    You said you'd make me your girlfriend,
    if only as a trial at first.
[16:44] K
    I-I know...
[16:45] R
    But with your grandma, we have to act
    like Chizuru-san's your girlfriend,
[16:49] R
    and I'm just a friend?
[16:51] R
    That's just too much for me!
[16:54] K
    Close! Too close!
[17:01] R
    I'm your girlfriend.
[17:03] R
    That's the role I want.
[17:11] K
    I-It's almost time for the shrine visit, I think.
SIGN    Heart Rate
SIGN    Range
[17:27] C
    I heard you told your folks
    she's a pathological liar.
[17:31] K
    Y-Yeah.
[17:33] C
    And she was okay with that?
[17:35] K
    What do you think?
[17:36] C
    I don't believe you.
    Way to add fuel to the fire.
[17:38] K
    What choice did I have?
[17:40] Kaz
    Kazuya.
[17:41] K
    What's up?
[17:42] Kaz
    Well, we've lost Mom and Sarashina-san.
[17:48] N
    Are you all right? Do you feel sick?
[17:52] R
    No.
[17:55] N
    It's Kazuya.
[18:05] K
    Nope. She's not answering.
[18:06] C
    We shouldn't have trusted her
    to keep her end of the deal.
[18:10] C
    We can't pass the rental girlfriend
    thing off as a lie if she tells her.
[18:14] C
    Let's split up and look for them.
[18:15] ---
    Gotcha!
[18:19] N
    What's the matter?
[18:21] R
    Tell her... I have to tell her!
[18:24] R
    I'm not a liar!
[18:26] R
    And Chizuru-san's a rental girlfriend!
[18:29] R
    It's not fair of you two to keep lying to her!
[18:33] N
    Ruka-dono?
[18:35] R
    Am I wrong?
[18:37] R
    What she wants is a successor.
[18:39] R
    Then I'm the better fit!
[18:41] R
    I'm the one who can actually marry him!
[18:44] R
    Chizuru-san's just a rental.
    I'm his real girlfriend!
[18:49] (Flashback) K
    She may be a rental, but Mizuhara is...
[18:52] (Flashback) K
    the best girlfriend anyone could ask for!
[18:54] R
    I have to tell her!
[18:59] N
    Anyway, I'm glad I got to meet you today.
[19:06] N
    It's my first time meeting
    a friend of Chizuru-san's.
[19:10] N
    There's so much I want to ask you.
[19:12] R
    Like what?
[19:14] N
    How does she usually act?
[19:17] N
    Is it any different from
    how she behaves around us?
[19:21] N
    Given how Kazuya's not much
    of a ladies' man at all,
[19:24] N
    as head of the Kinoshita family,
    I can't help but put her on a pedestal.
[19:30] N
    I hope that isn't proving to
    be a cause of stress for her.
[19:33] N
    How many friends does she have?
[19:36] N
    What are her favorite pastimes?
[19:38] N
    What does she like,
    and what does she dislike?
[19:41] N
    What are her favorite foods,
    and what makes her laugh the most?
[19:45] N
    This is all I've been thinking
    about lately. All day, every day.
[19:51] N
    It's as though this bag of bones has
    fallen in love with a young girl.
[19:56] R
    No... It's not a granddaughter-in-law
    that she wants.
[20:01] R
    It's Chizuru-san herself!
[20:07] N
    Forgive me for the barrage of questions.
    You must think I'm annoying.
[20:12] R
    No...
[20:13] C
    Grandmother!
[20:15] N
    Oh, Chizuru-san.
[20:17] N
    You suddenly went missing.
    We were all so worried.
[20:21] N
    Sorry about that. Ruka-dono
    and I were just having a chat...
[20:25] N
    You're completely out of breath, Chizuru-san!
[20:29] N
    Are you okay?!
[20:31] C
    Oh, yes, I'm fine.
[20:37] N
    Shall we head to the shrine, then?
[20:39] N
    Let's have another chat sometime, Ruka-dono.
[20:42] R
    Yes, definitely.
[20:48] N
    Sorry about that, everyone.
[20:50] Kaz
    Don't just wander off like that.
[20:53] H
    We were so worried!
[20:55] N
    Don't act like I'm on my last legs!
[20:57] N
    Okay, let's go pray for a thriving business!
[20:59] Sign
    Close shave
SIGN    W
    h
    e
    w
SIGN    Other people's opinions aren't
    Romance: Not a great time.
    Don't rush things.
    Moving: Fine
    Childbirth: May be
[21:03] K
    Ruka-chan.
[21:05] K
    Listen, I'm sorry about what I told my gran.
[21:09] K
    Also, uh... thank you for
    not spilling the beans.
[21:15] Sign
    Fortunes
[21:15] R
    I'm not a liar.
[21:18] K
    S-Sorry—
[21:19] R
    I am your girlfriend.
[21:21] R
    And I hate Chizuru-san for meddling in your
    family's affairs as a rental girlfriend.
[21:26] R
    But I couldn't do it!
[21:29] R
    I knew it wasn't the right time to tell her!
[21:33] K
    Ruka-chan...
[21:34] R
    Just no kissing or clinging to Chizuru-san!
[21:39] K
    Why would I? She's a rental girlfriend!
[21:41] R
    I'm not giving up, okay?
[21:44] R
    One day, your grandma will accept
    me as your real girlfriend.
[21:50] R
    This is going to be a battle of
    endurance. You'd best be ready.
[21:59] K
    Endurance?
[22:03] Sign
    F
    o
    r
    t
    u
    n
    e
SIGN    Don't be selfish.
    Romance: You may find someone
    nice and close to you,
    but don't rush things.
[22:06] (Flashback) R
    You just like Kazuya-kun, don't you?
SIGN    I love you, Kazuya-san!
SIGN    Whoa, whoa!
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Beam
SIGN    Wha?!
SIGN    W
    e
    l
    c
    o
    m
    e
    
    ♥
SIGN    You're so
    childish
SIGN    Puts men
    to shame
SIGN    Already a chief
    at her young age
SIGN    Sensei!
SIGN    I need your help
    with homework!
SIGN    Karaoke Village
[23:45] G
    Looks like we're getting new staff.
[23:48] R
    I'm Sarashina Ruka, and I'll
    be joining you as of today.
SIGN    Conflicts: Up against women, you'll lose.
    Romance: Sudden storms are headed your way.
[23:54] ---
    What?!
[23:57] R
    What did your fortune say, Chizuru-san?
[24:00] C
    That's, uh, a secret.
[24:02] R
    Did it say,
[24:03] R
    "You'll fall for a college student who
    rented a girlfriend after being dumped"?!
[24:07] C
    That'd be the worst fortune possible.
[24:09] K
    I don't know why, but I hurt inside.
[24:11] R
    I'll make that pain go away.
    Just put on a blindfold again.
[24:15] C
    "Again"?
[24:15] K
    O-O-On the next episode of
    Rent-a-Girlfriend!
[24:18] K
    "Friend's...
[24:19] C
    ...Girlfriend."
[24:20] K
    Ruka-chan, keep that thing
    on the down low, okay?
[24:22] R
    Sure. I won't mention the hotel
    thing even if it kills me!
SIGN    "Friend's Girlfriend"
[24:25] K
    You just did!