E14 - The Usual Girlfriend

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[00:00] Kazuya
    It's spring.
[00:02] Kazuya
    Temperatures are rising,
[00:04] Kazuya
    and everyone in town's
    switched to lighter clothing.
[00:07] Kazuya
    As for our college, spring break is over,
[00:09] Kazuya
    leaving us students mumbling,
    "Welp, time to look for a job"...
[00:14] Kazuya
    What's your plan, Kuri?
[00:16] Shun
    Well, my family runs an orchard.
[00:19] Shun
    I could make bank by advertising apples that
    guarantee HS admission in time for exams.
[00:23] Kazuya
    Go cash in that reality check!
[00:25] Kibe
    Kazu-chin, you're on the FANZO train, right?
SIGN    Fate is a cruel temptress
SIGN    - Mikoto
[00:27] Kazuya
    What gave you that idea?
[00:28] Shun
    A JAV scout?
[00:30] Kazuya
    What gave you that idea?
[00:31] Kazuya
    ...while we do nothing about it.
[00:33] Kazuya
    And thus began our second year.
SIGN    No exception
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    Karaoke Village
SIGN    Sing with
    Livesound Premium!
SIGN    Karaoke Village Manager
    Ushiide Hiroshi (36)
[02:10] Hiroshi
    How to land a girl way out of your league?
[02:12] Kazuya
    Uh, yeah.
SIGN    "The Usual Girlfriend"
[02:13] Kazuya
    Didn't you say your wife
    was a cabin attendant?
[02:18] Hiroshi
    I flew and flew and flew some more!
[02:21] Kazuya
    Huh?
[02:22] Hiroshi
    I even flew to random places
    I had zero interest in!
[02:25] Kazuya
    Damn, you went hard.
[02:27] Hiroshi
    The moment you fall in love,
    you're fighting a losing battle.
[02:30] Hiroshi
    And the only weapon you have is passion.
[02:32] Kazuya
    Right...
[02:33] Hiroshi
    And why aren't you washing the dishes?
[02:39] Kazuya
    But this girl's a rental girlfriend, you see...
SIGN    Karaoke Village
[02:43] Kazuya
    Goodbye!
[02:44] Hiroshi
    Later!
[02:49] (Flashback) Chizuru
    Because I don't have the talent.
[02:52] (Flashback) Kazuya
    So don't tell me you're gonna give up!
[02:57] Kazuya
    I love Mizuhara...
[03:00] Kazuya
    I love you, Mizuhara!
[03:07] Chizuru
    Oh, hello there.
SIGN    Café Kanoir
[03:11] Waitress
    Are you ready to order?
[03:14] Chizuru
    I'll have what he's having.
[03:16] Chizuru
    Are you okay?
[03:17] Kazuya
    She shines... like the sun!
SIGN    Crushing
    Defeat
SIGN    Crushing
    Defeat
SIGN    Silent
[03:22] Kazuya
    Oh, right. The money.
[03:25] Chizuru
    Before that, can we talk?
[03:28] Chizuru
    I really feel like renting me
    out every week is going too far.
[03:34] Chizuru
    I mean, yes, I get a good
    payout when you choose me,
[03:36] Chizuru
    and I'm happy that you want
    to support me financially.
SIGN    P
    e
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[03:41] Chizuru
    But you have no obligation
    to do that much for me,
SIGN    U
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    .
[03:45] Chizuru
    and when I consider my other clients...
[03:48] Chizuru
    I don't think it's right to rent me out for any
    purpose other than being your "girlfriend."
[03:54] Chizuru
    And there's absolutely nothing in it for you.
[03:56] Kazuya
    I... I guess.
[03:58] Kazuya
    Well, yeah, I'm not your
    boyfriend or anything.
[04:03] Chizuru
    Besides, Mami-san told me to stop seeing you.
[04:08] Chizuru
    If she were to see us here like this,
    who knows what she would think?
[04:14] (Flashback) Mami
    It all pisses me off just a teensy bit.
[04:17] Kazuya
    Oh, right. She did say that, didn't she?
[04:22] Kazuya
    I didn't think much of it back then because
    Mizuhara was planning to quit anyway,
[04:27] Kazuya
    but yeah, things can't go on like this.
[04:29] Chizuru
    And lastly, there's the
    matter with Ruka-chan.
[04:32] Kazuya
    What about her?
[04:33] Chizuru
    She did understand and accept us meeting,
[04:36] Chizuru
    but if we meet up too often,
    we run the risk of upsetting her.
[04:40] Chizuru
    As someone who helped you two
    hook up, I'd like to avoid that.
[04:44] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I'm really sorry, Ruka-chan, but please
    let me go on dates with Mizuhara!
[04:49] (Flashback) Ruka
    Huh?
[04:51] (Flashback) Ruka
    Do you have any idea what you're saying?
[04:53] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Oh, I'm aware.
[04:54] (Flashback) Kazuya
    But please, I'm begging you!
SIGN    Popular in Nerima Third
     A Fool For You
     The Future I Wished For With You
     Sliding Solo
     Last Sentence
[04:57] (Flashback) Ruka
    Are you seriously telling me to my
    face that you want to cheat on me?!
[05:00] (Flashback) Ruka
    Don't you feel bad for me at all?!
SIGN    Kazuya-kun,
    be mine and mine alone!!
SIGN    Shrill
[05:03] (Flashback) Kazuya
    It's not cheating!
SIGN    Not even
    using the mic
[05:05] (Flashback) Ruka
    And weren't you telling me you
    wanted to make it official?
[05:11] (Flashback) Ruka
    We didn't get to finish that conversation,
    but I could tell what was coming.
[05:16] (Flashback) Ruka
    Was that not an admission that
SIGN    Teary...
[05:21] (Flashback) Ruka
    you were finally getting serious with me?
SIGN    C
    u
    t
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    .
    .
    .
[05:28] Kazuya
    Back then, I was trying to
    put Mizuhara behind me.
[05:32] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I want to make it official!
[05:36] Kazuya
    But things have changed now.
[05:42] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I saw it for myself!
[05:45] (Flashback) Kazuya
    She wants to be an actress, and she's
    got all the talent in the world!
[05:49] (Flashback) Kazuya
    For her, being a rental girlfriend helps
    pay the bills and supports her dream...
[05:53] (Flashback) Kazuya
    And, well, she's helped me out a
    ton, so I want to help her out.
[05:58] (Flashback) Ruka
    But it doesn't have to be you!
[06:00] (Flashback) Ruka
    Her other clients can do that just fine!
SIGN    Chizuru-san's super popular!
    With people from
    all walks of life, too!
[06:03] Kazuya
    She does have a point there.
[06:06] (Flashback) Kazuya
    But...
[06:08] (Flashback) Kazuya
    That's not the point!
[06:10] (Flashback) Kazuya
    It's not about that!
[06:15] (Flashback) Ruka
    Then promise me.
[06:19] (Flashback) Ruka
    That you'll take me with you to
    see Chizuru-san's play sometime.
[06:25] (Flashback) Kazuya
    S-Sure!
[06:27] (Flashback) Ruka
    I mean, it's pretty clear that we're
    making steady progress as a couple.
[06:32] Kazuya
    I don't know about that.
[06:33] (Flashback) Ruka
    And I don't know if you're
    really a good judge of acting.
SIGN    A girlfriend's
    composure
[06:36] (Flashback) Ruka
    I won't believe it unless I see for myself.
[06:40] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Yeah! Yeah, let's go!
[06:43] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I'm absolutely sure you'll love it!
[06:46] (Flashback) Ruka
    Calm down! You're being annoying!
[06:51] Chizuru
    Thanks for the coffee. It was great.
[06:54] Chizuru
    Where to next?
[06:57] Chizuru
    We can go wherever you like.
[06:58] Kazuya
    Listen.
[07:01] Kazuya
    Can you just act normally?
[07:05] Kazuya
    Be the usual you when you're with me.
[07:10] Kazuya
    I know what you're really like, so having
    you put on an act makes us feel distant.
[07:16] Kazuya
    And I feel bad.
[07:18] Chizuru
    I can't do that.
[07:20] Chizuru
    I told you, this is acting practice for me.
[07:24] Chizuru
    It'd be pointless if I wasn't
    acting like your ideal girl.
[07:29] Kazuya
    But you are.
[07:32] Kazuya
    The usual you is my ideal girl!
[07:41] Chizuru
    Wh-Where did that come from?
    Quit being corny.
[07:47] Chizuru
    But, okay, if you say so.
[07:51] Chizuru
    I'll be playing it natural, then.
    The customer is king, as they say.
[08:04] Chizuru
    I'll be fine from here.
[08:08] Kazuya
    O-Okay.
[08:10] Kazuya
    S-See ya.
[08:11] Chizuru
    Yeah, see you later.
[08:14] (Flashback) Kazuya
    So don't tell me you're gonna give up!
[08:18] Kazuya
    What's wrong with me?
[08:20] Kazuya
    Renting her every week?
[08:22] Kazuya
    Just put yourself in her shoes.
[08:24] Kazuya
    Sure, it may help her,
[08:26] Kazuya
    but it's way too clingy.
[08:30] Kazuya
    I'm a client.
[08:32] Kazuya
    We're just maintaining the status quo.
[08:35] Kazuya
    The gap between us isn't
    closing anytime soon.
[08:45] Chizuru
    Okay, it's past 5:01 PM!
[08:46] Chizuru
    Now I'm off work!
[08:51] Chizuru
    Are you free right now?
[08:53] Chizuru
    There's someplace I want to drop by.
[08:56] Kazuya
    Huh?
[08:57] Kazuya
    What?!
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[09:00] Kazuya
    Holy... Holy crap!
[09:03] Kazuya
    What's going on here?!
[09:05] Kazuya
    Why?
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
[09:07] Kazuya
    Why am I here, of all places, with Mizuhara?
SIGN    (Not) Renting-a-Girlfriend
[09:17] Kazuya
    Wha... She's good!
[09:21] Kazuya
    Not good. I can't not overthink this!
[09:25] Kazuya
    I mean, this is free!
[09:27] Kazuya
    The time I booked has come and gone!
[09:30] Kazuya
    Is this really okay?
[09:32] Kazuya
    Are you sure about this, Mizuhara?
[09:34] Kazuya
    Now that I'm aware that this isn't
    work, I don't know where to look.
[09:37] Kazuya
    She looks the same as she did an hour ago,
    but now it's making my heart race.
[09:41] Kazuya
    Isn't this basically...
    a date at this point?
[09:45] Kazuya
    You're really good.
SIGN    Desperately trying to
    start a sane conversation
[09:47] Kazuya
    Do you come here often?
[09:49] Chizuru
    Yeah, often when I'm in a bad mood.
[09:53] Chizuru
    But when I come alone, I attract attention.
[09:56] Chizuru
    Just so you know, this isn't a date.
[09:59] Chizuru
    Our interests just happened to align.
SIGN    I'm here to let off steam,
SIGN    and you have nothing else to do.
[10:02] Kazuya
    I know!
[10:03] Kazuya
    She laid down the law.
[10:07] Kazuya
    Two at-bats, two hits!
[10:09] Rando1
    Get a load of that chick. She's super hot.
[10:12] Rando2
    Think she's by herself?
    Wanna try talking to her?
[10:15] Rando1
    Nah, she's with some dude.
[10:16] Rando2
    What? That's her boyfriend?
    I didn't even notice him.
[10:20] Kazuya
    Buzz off!
[10:22] Kazuya
    That said,
[10:24] Kazuya
    she really does stand out wherever she goes.
[10:27] Kazuya
    Even this sporty stuff suits her perfectly.
[10:33] Kazuya
    Wait...
[10:34] Kazuya
    So she's in a bad mood because
    she's not over how that play went?
[10:35] Chizuru
    Because I don't have the talent.
[10:39] Kazuya
    Well, duh.
[10:40] Kazuya
    She may act unfazed,
[10:42] Kazuya
    but because she took it so seriously,
    it must've really hurt her.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[10:49] Kazuya
    Mizuhara's fighting with all she's got, huh?
[10:53] (Flashback) Chizuru
    No interacting with me!
[10:55] (Flashback) Chizuru
    No meddling or prying, either!
[10:57] Chizuru
    You and I are strangers until we graduate!
[11:00] Kazuya
    Are you sure about this?
[11:03] Kazuya
    Meeting up with me like normal.
[11:12] Chizuru
    I mean, it's not like you're
    some weirdo or anything, right?
[11:18] Chizuru
    Well? Are you?
[11:20] Kazuya
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[11:23] Chizuru
    I just figured it was a bit
    late to be fussing over it.
[11:26] Chizuru
    It isn't like you chose to
    move in next door to me.
[11:30] Chizuru
    It'd be mean to treat you
    like some kind of nuisance.
[11:34] Chizuru
    We should be equals.
[11:36] Chizuru
    Just neighbors, fair and square.
[11:41] Kazuya
    No, wait.
[11:43] Kazuya
    How do you even be neighbors
    fair and square?
[11:53] Chizuru
    Yay! A home run!
[11:55] Kazuya
    Wh-Whoa!
[11:56] Chizuru
    Did you see that?!
[11:58] Kazuya
    Y-You hit it dead center!
[12:00] Rando3
    Lucky bastard.
[12:01] Rando4
    I wanna date a girl like her, too.
[12:05] Kazuya
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Neighbors
[12:06] Kazuya
    I got too close.
SIGN    Neighbors
[12:24] Kazuya
    I, uh...
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Smart
[12:47] Kazuya
    Pain has never felt so good!
SIGN    Shake Shake
[12:51] Kazuya
    A high-five with Mizuhara in her off time...
[12:54] Kazuya
    A dream come true!
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[13:00] Chizuru
    Hey, there's somewhere else I'd like to go.
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
[13:12] Kazuya
    C-Could it be...
[13:14] Kazuya
    Dinner together?!
SIGN    Itabashi Third Hospital
SIGN    Itabashi Third Hospital
[13:19] Kazuya
    Wh...
[13:19] Kazuya
    Why the hospital?
SIGN    What happened to dinner...
[13:21] Chizuru
    My grandma insisted on seeing you,
    and I couldn't talk her down.
[13:25] Chizuru
    I didn't want us to stay too long,
[13:27] Chizuru
    so I was killing time until 15 minutes
    before visiting hours ended.
[13:29] Kazuya
    Her grandmother's back in the hospital?
[13:33] Kazuya
    She wants to see me? But why?
[13:35] Kazuya
    But man, I should've known!
SIGN    The Dinner Together Plan:
SIGN    Free!
[13:38] Kazuya
    The batting center was just to kill time!
SIGN    Goodbye, my youth
[13:42] Sayuri
    Oh, welcome, Kazuya-kun!
[13:45] Kazuya
    H-Hello.
[13:47] Sayuri
    Come, take a seat.
SIGN    Internal Medicine
    Ichinose Sayuri-sama
    Supervising Doctor: Zaizen Goro
    Supervising Nurse: Satomi Shuji
    Patient ID: 355847621
[13:49] Sayuri
    Have you had dinner yet?
[13:51] Kazuya
    Oh, no.
[13:52] Sayuri
    Sorry. I only have some bread
    and rice balls to offer you.
[13:57] Kazuya
    She's giving me the VIP treatment, as always.
[13:59] Sayuri
    Would you like something to drink?
    You must be thirsty.
[14:02] Kazuya
    N-No, I'm fine.
[14:03] Kazuya
    Right. This is how she was.
[14:06] Kazuya
    I'm glad to see she's fine, though.
[14:08] Chizuru
    Jeez, Grandma. You haven't
    replaced the water in the vase.
[14:12] Chizuru
    I reminded you, too.
[14:14] Sayuri
    Oh, dear.
[14:16] Sayuri
    Say, Kazuya-kun.
SIGN    Cling Cling
SIGN    Scratch Scratch
[14:17] Sayuri
    How's college treating you?
[14:19] Kazuya
    Same old, same old, you know.
[14:23] Sayuri
    Good on you for taking it seriously. Attaboy.
[14:26] Kazuya
    R...
[14:27] Kazuya
    Really?
[14:29] Sayuri
    Really!
[14:29] Chizuru
    Hey, Grandma.
[14:32] Chizuru
    Quit hanging all over my boyfriend.
[14:36] Sayuri
    What's the problem?
[14:37] Sayuri
    I love my young men.
[14:40] Chizuru
    Sheesh.
[14:42] Kazuya
    I know we're pretending
    to be a couple and all,
[14:46] Kazuya
    but hearing her say it gets
    me all hot and bothered.
[14:49] Chizuru
    Whatever.
[14:51] Kazuya
    Huh? Where are you going?
[14:53] Chizuru
    To get some fresh water.
[14:57] Kazuya
    Uh-oh, we're all alone now.
[15:00] Sayuri
    Okay, she's gone.
[15:02] Sayuri
    Kazuya-kun.
[15:07] Sayuri
    I have a favor to ask of you.
[15:13] Kazuya
    A favor?
[15:16] Kazuya
    What is it?
[15:25] Kazuya
    What's all this about?
[15:27] Kazuya
    Did she find out we were lying?
[15:29] Kazuya
    No way. We didn't slip up... I think.
[15:34] Kazuya
    Wait, she's Mizuhara's grandma.
[15:37] Kazuya
    She might be terrifyingly perceptive.
[15:42] Sayuri
    Oh, right. I heard you went
    to see Chizuru's play.
[15:48] Kazuya
    Yeah, I did.
[15:50] Sayuri
    How was it? I couldn't make it, you see.
[16:00] Kazuya
    It was amazing!
[16:01] Kazuya
    She was shining up there...
[16:04] Kazuya
    Completely unlike the usual Chizuru-san.
[16:06] Kazuya
    She was really so damn cool!
[16:09] Sayuri
    Did you tell her that?
[16:11] Kazuya
    Huh? Yeah, I told her.
[16:15] Kazuya
    More like, I went and ran my big mouth.
[16:19] Sayuri
    It must've made her so happy.
[16:22] Sayuri
    She's always loved acting and compliments,
    ever since she was a child.
[16:27] Kazuya
    Oh, I didn't know.
[16:31] Kazuya
    Chizuru-san is truly incredible.
[16:34] Kazuya
    She's got her act together,
    and she's so strong.
[16:37] Kazuya
    Meanwhile, all I ever am is a burden...
[16:45] Sayuri
    "Strong"? Who, Chizuru?
[16:51] Sayuri
    She's always been a needy girl.
[16:55] Kazuya
    Her? No way!
[16:59] Sayuri
    The older kids in the neighborhood
    would often make her cry,
[17:02] Sayuri
    and she'd crawl into my bed,
    saying she felt all alone.
[17:06] Sayuri
    That's the kind of little girl she was.
[17:10] Kazuya
    Needy...
[17:12] Kazuya
    Mizuhara?
[17:14] Kazuya
    A needy girl?
[17:18] Chizuru
    Kazuya-san, I feel empty inside.
[17:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 46 0 l 46 140 l 0 140
SIGN    °
    Naked
    for
    some
    reason
[17:21] Kazuya
    Come here. I'll fill you up all the way.
[17:25] Kazuya
    Control yourself!
[17:26] Kazuya
    Now is not the time for fantasies!
SIGN    You're talking
    to her
    grandma,
    you know!
[17:29] Sayuri
    And I'm old and withered.
[17:31] Sayuri
    The reaper may come for
    me as soon as tomorrow...
SIGN    Sob
SIGN    Sob
[17:34] Sayuri
    Yes... I will die tomorrow!
SIGN    I'm
    going
    to
    die...
[17:37] Kazuya
    O-Oh, please!
[17:39] Kazuya
    Why are you saying this out of—
SIGN    G
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    a
    n
    c
    e
[17:41] Sayuri
    Just kidding!
SIGN     Cackle
    Cackle
[17:45] Sayuri
    You should've seen your face!
    It was so funny!
[17:50] Kazuya
    If that's a joke, it ain't funny!
[17:52] Sayuri
    I believe you have the
    potential to make it big.
[17:57] Kazuya
    Uh, I don't know if I can live
    up to your expectations...
[18:01] Sayuri
    Don't say that. I believe in you.
[18:05] Kazuya
    Y-You really think so?
[18:06] Sign
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SIGN    °
    One
    brain
    cell
[18:07] Sayuri
    Yes, really. I'm sure you'll make it big.
[18:10] Kazuya
    You sound pretty convincing...
[18:13] Sayuri
    Besides, if you ask me,
    you're the much stronger one.
[18:21] Sayuri
    Nobody is perfect.
[18:25] Sayuri
    We lose our way, and we make wrong choices.
[18:30] Sayuri
    We learn how weak and frail we are,
    are brought to our knees,
[18:33] Sayuri
    and yet stand back up again in the
    pursuit of happiness... over and over.
[18:38] Sayuri
    That, my boy, is what we call life.
[18:41] Sayuri
    What makes humans special is that,
    though we may be hurt by how weak we are,
[18:46] Sayuri
    we can admit that others can
    be amazing and admire them.
[18:51] Sayuri
    The fact that you can do
    that shows you're bighearted.
[18:55] Sayuri
    You've already made it big.
[19:02] Sayuri
    Chizuru's a little awkward in recognizing
    and accepting her weakness.
[19:07] Sayuri
    She's covering her fragile self in armor
    of ice—a mere display of strength.
[19:13] Sayuri
    In that sense, she's a prodigious actress.
[19:17] (Flashback) Chizuru
    There's no one alive who doesn't get lonely.
[19:20] (Flashback) Chizuru
    Just a lot of people good at hiding it.
[19:23] Kazuya
    Mizuhara...
[19:26] Sayuri
    But one day, she'll surely need
    someone who sees her for who she is.
[19:34] Sayuri
    So I ask you...
[19:39] Sayuri
    No, I beg you.
[19:41] Sayuri
    Please, please, be that for Chizuru.
[19:53] Kazuya
    I see... Of course.
[19:56] Kazuya
    Mizuhara is her dear granddaughter.
[20:01] Kazuya
    She would never want her
    to date some random dude.
[20:05] Kazuya
    I can't be irresponsible and say
    I'll have her back for life.
[20:10] Kazuya
    What I can say is...
[20:14] Kazuya
    I love her.
[20:18] Kazuya
    I love Chizuru-san with all my heart!
[20:35] Sayuri
    I'm satisfied hearing that.
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[20:38] Sayuri
    I can die in peace tomorrow!
SIGN    I'm
    going
    to
    die...
[20:40] Kazuya
    No, you won't!
[20:44] Chizuru
    What did you two talk about?
[20:46] Kazuya
    N-Nothing special.
SIGN    Itabashi Third Hospital
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[20:49] Chizuru
    Huh...
[20:51] Chizuru
    Well, not that it really matters.
[20:54] Kazuya
    Mizuhara's a lonely, needy girl...
[20:57] Kazuya
    I still can't believe it.
[21:00] Kazuya
    The Mizuhara I know is endlessly strong.
[21:04] Kazuya
    She's always the one offering to help
    others out. I can't picture her receiving it.
[21:12] Chizuru
    Bye.
[21:13] Kazuya
    But if it's true...
[21:15] Chizuru
    Goodnight.
[21:17] Kazuya
    G-Goodnight.
[21:19] Kazuya
    I want to be there for her.
[21:22] Kazuya
    I want to help her out,
    even if it's not as her boyfriend.
[21:30] Kazuya
    Granny Sayuri trusted me,
    and I need to live up to that.
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[21:41] Kazuya
    But could I really be
    that kinda guy for her?
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[23:17] Kazuya
    Mizuhara was so cute today.
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[23:25] Kazuya
    Yes?
[23:33] Kazuya
    Mizuhara? What does she want?!
[23:51] Chizuru
    I lost my key.
[23:57] Ruka
    Hey, Chizuru-san!
    What do you mean, you lost your key?
[24:01] Chizuru
    Exactly what I said.
[24:03] Ruka
    Are you pretending you lost it so
    you can enter Kazuya-kun's place
[24:06] Ruka
    and get down and so dirty that it can't
    even be broadcast as a late-night anime?
[24:09] Ruka
    Is it gonna be an endless
    parade of sax instrumentals?!
[24:13] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan, calm down for a sec.
[24:15] Ruka
    If it comes down to it, I will personally
    censor everything with light beams!
[24:19] Chizuru
    Feel free.
[24:21] Chizuru
    Next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:
[24:22] Kazuya
    "The Return of...
[24:23] Chizuru
    ...the Girlfriend."
SIGN    "The Return of the Girlfriend"
[24:24] Ruka
    I won't stand for any lucky tumbles, either!