E16 - Night and Girlfriend

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SIGN    Bob
[00:04] Mami
    Kazu-kun.
[00:06] Kazuya
    M-Mami-chan?!
[00:08] Mami
    Whatcha hiding?
SIGN    Swirl
[00:10] Kazuya
    Ugh! I overreacted!
SIGN    Swirl
SIGN    Swirl
SIGN    Swirl
[00:14] Kazuya
    She did come over last night and all...
    Does she wanna talk about that?
SIGN    Swirl
SIGN    Swirl
SIGN    Swirl
[00:18] Mami
    Do you have a minute?
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
SIGN    "Night and Girlfriend"
[01:56] Kazuya
    A talk, just the two of us?
[01:58] Kazuya
    Up close and personal?!
[02:00] Kazuya
    Mami-chan knows Mizuhara's
    a rental girlfriend.
[02:04] Kazuya
    It's gotta be about that, right?
[02:06] Mami
    I heard that Chizuru-san
    is a rental girlfriend.
[02:10] Kazuya
    Oh... Y-Yeah.
[02:12] Mami
    Huh? You don't sound surprised.
[02:14] Kazuya
    O-Oh, well, Chizuru told me what happened.
SIGN    I can't possibly tell her
    I saw it all go down!
[02:22] Mami
    I figured I should tell you that I know ASAP,
[02:26] Mami
    so I went to your place last night,
[02:29] Sign
    S
    W
    E
    A
    T
[02:30] Mami
    but you were out shopping.
[02:33] Mami
    I was so shocked.
[02:35] Mami
    I had no idea such a service existed,
[02:37] Mami
    and I couldn't believe you
    and her were... y'know...
[02:40] Kazuya
    R-Rental going out? I was shocked, too!
SIGN    Ahaha
SIGN    Trash
    dodge
[02:43] Kazuya
    Haha, as if!
[02:43] Kazuya
    I knew it. She's here to
    yell at me, dress me down!
[02:47] Mami
    You tricked us all? You should
    be ashamed of yourself!
SIGN    T
    h
    e
    
    C
    r
    i
    n
    g
    e
    c
    u
    t
    i
    o
    n
SIGN    T
    h
    e
    
    C
    r
    i
    n
    g
    e
    c
    u
    t
    i
    o
    n
[02:51] Mami
    Seriously? Don't you feel
    empty inside when you pay?
SIGN    S
    a
    l
    t
    
    O
    n
    
    t
    h
    e
    
    W
    o
    u
    n
    d
    
    J
    a
    i
    l
SIGN    S
    a
    l
    t
    
    O
    n
    
    t
    h
    e
    
    W
    o
    u
    n
    d
    
    J
    a
    i
    l
[02:56] Kazuya
    Here she comes! The executioner from hell!
SIGN    The
    Silence
    Sentence
[03:00] Mami
    Hey, tell me...
[03:03] Mami
    Is it my fault?
[03:07] Mami
    Did I drive you to this?
SIGN    Bingo
[03:11] Kazuya
    Huh? She's not mad?
[03:13] Kazuya
    And wait, what?
    She's been worried about that*?
[03:16] Kazuya
    O-Of course not!
[03:19] Kazuya
    I-I was just curious...
    Like, social research?
[03:22] Mami
    Really?
[03:24] Kazuya
    Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
[03:26] Kazuya
    I couldn't tell her the truth,
    not over my dead body.
[03:28] Sign
    It's too pathetic
[03:31] Kazuya
    But there is something*
    else I need to tell her.
[03:35] Kazuya
    Hey, uh, I'm really sorry.
[03:38] Kazuya
    I lied, and even introduced her to
    all you guys, like some kind of moron.
[03:43] Kazuya
    But please, don't take it out on Mizuhara...
[03:48] Mami
    Wait, you haven't fallen for her, have you?
[03:52] Kazuya
    O-Oh, no.
[03:53] Kazuya
    Of course not!
[03:55] Mami
    I thought not! Thank goodness!
[03:58] Mami
    You're an innocent boy,
    but I know you're not a fool.
[04:01] Mami
    Sorry I doubted you.
SIGN    Hand...
[04:07] Mami
    Kazu-kun, you only live once.
[04:11] Mami
    You're losing out if you don't
    get a girlfriend for real.
[04:14] Mami
    You gotta have lots of fun in college.
    You won't get to as a working adult.
[04:20] Mami
    I don't mean to belittle Mizuhara-san's work,
[04:24] Mami
    but at the end of the day, it's business.
[04:27] Mami
    Spending your time and money
    on that is a total waste.
[04:32] Mami
    Get it?
[04:33] Kazuya
    Y-Yeah, roger that!
[04:36] Mami
    That's all I wanted to say. Later.
[04:38] Kazuya
    Okay.
SIGN    Sprawl
SIGN    Lights
    on,
    nobody
    home
[04:47] Kazuya
    I thought I was a goner!
[04:51] Kazuya
    But she was so nice...
[04:53] Kazuya
    I did deceive her and all...
[04:55] Kazuya
    I thought she'd chew me out.
[04:59] (Flashback) Mami
    It all pisses me off just a teensy bit.
[05:02] Kazuya
    Anyway, I gotta make sure she doesn't
    find out it's still going on!
[05:07] Mami
    "Social research," my ass.
[05:09] Mami
    Lies, lies, and more lies. What a loser.
[05:13] Mami
    Going by how much he was panicking,
    it doesn't seem to be a one-time thing.
[05:19] Mami
    You lie to us for a whole year
    and call it "research"?
[05:25] Mami
    Also, that bag...
[05:27] Mami
    I don't know that it's hers for sure, but...
[05:31] Mami
    There's gotta be more to it.
[05:37] Mami
    Hey, Kibe-chan!
[05:40] Ruka
    I'll cook for you tonight!
[05:43] Kazuya
    Huh? Why?
[05:45] Ruka
    Have you been eating right lately?
[05:49] Ruka
    I feel like you've lost weight.
SIGN    You're taking on
    too much work...
[05:51] Kazuya
    R-Really?
SIGN    Sure,
    I've
    been
    eating
    nothing
    but
    instant...
[05:53] Kazuya
    But cook? Where, at my place?
SIGN    Karaoke Village
[05:56] Ruka
    Yep. It'd suck if you were malnourished.
[06:00] Kazuya
    It's not that serious.
[06:02] Ruka
    As your girlfriend, I can't ignore it!
SIGN    S
    c
    h
    w
    i
    n
    g
[06:05] Kazuya
    She wants to come over now?
    Is she serious?
[06:09] Ruka
    Okay, it's a plan! Time for shopping!
[06:12] Kazuya
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    Supermarket
SIGN    y
    B
    a
    s
    k
    e
    t
SIGN    May Queen 2 for 80 yen
SIGN    H
    a
    p
    p
    y
SIGN    H
    a
    p
    p
    y
SIGN    Hum
    Hum
[06:21] Kazuya
    Uh, don't I get a say in this?
SIGN    Someone's
    having fun...
[06:24] Kazuya
    Is this gonna be okay?
[06:26] Kazuya
    It's gonna be late once all
    the cooking and eating's done.
[06:30] Kazuya
    She will go home after that, right?
[06:32] Kazuya
    Not that I mind just having
    dinner with a cute girl.
SIGN    Nutrition
SIGN    Corner
SIGN    Garlic
SIGN    Chives
SIGN    Softshell Turtle
SIGN    Avocado
SIGN    Garlic
[06:38] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan?
SIGN    Softshell Turtle
[06:40] Ruka
    Huh?
[06:41] Ruka
    Wh-What is it?
[06:42] Ruka
    You can wait by the entrance, Kazuya-kun.
[06:45] Kazuya
    What are you planning to make?
[06:46] Ruka
    C-Curry!
[06:48] Kazuya
    You don't need turtle for curry!
[06:50] Ruka
    You do for some curries!
[06:53] Ruka
    Am I not allowed to want my
    boyfriend to feel better?
[06:56] Ruka
    That's all I want. Nothing more.
SIGN    Weirdly
    convincing
[07:00] Ruka
    We'll take these, please!
SIGN    Ka-ching
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 140 l 0 140
SIGN    Today's bill:
    3,720 yen
    (of which the turtle is 2,000 yen.)
[07:06] Ruka
    Thanks for having me, the girlfriend, over!
[07:09] Kazuya
    L-Let me clean up the place.
[07:12] Kazuya
    Huh? Why are you locking the door?!
[07:15] Ruka
    What if a thug waltzes in?
[07:18] Kazuya
    This area isn't that dangerous.
[07:21] Kazuya
    Hey, try to hide your displeasure!
[07:26] Ruka
    You just sit there and watch.
[07:28] Ruka
    You'll see how cute I am while cooking.
[07:30] Ruka
    Okay.
[07:32] Sign
    Sparkle
[07:33] Ruka
    I'm gonna do my best.
[07:34] Ruka
    First, 200cc of water.
[07:35] Sign
    Tralala,
    latata
[07:35] Sign
    3 Minute Cooking
[07:36] Sign
    Smooth
[07:36] Ruka
    Get the ingredients ready.
[07:39] Kazuya
    Man, what a bizarre sight.
[07:42] Kazuya
    Look at this cute girl prancing
    around my kitchen in an apron.
[07:45] Kazuya
    And she calls herself my girlfriend.
[07:47] Ruka
    Oh, right.
[07:49] Ruka
    Here, some pre-meal beer.
[07:52] Kazuya
    W-Wait, where did you get that?
[07:55] Ruka
    In your fridge.
[07:57] Kazuya
    Huh, mine? Sorry.
SIGN    C
    h
    i
    l
    l
    .
    .
    .
[08:00] Kazuya
    Wait, no! This won't do!
[08:01] Kazuya
    This situation does not call for booze!
[08:03] Kazuya
    There've been too many parties lately.
[08:06] Kazuya
    I wanna give my liver some time off.
SIGN    Take it
    back
[08:07] Ruka
    Oh, really?
[08:10] Ruka
    That's too bad.
SIGN    G
    L
    U
    G
    
    G
    L
    U
    G
[08:12] Ruka
    Glug, glug.
[08:13] Kazuya
    Hey, what do you think you're making?!
[08:15] Kazuya
    Some kind of drug?!
[08:16] Ruka
    Curry! I'm making curry!
[08:19] Ruka
    I forgot to buy cooking wine, is all.
[08:22] Kazuya
    What kind of battle is this?
SIGN    Blush
SIGN    Turtle Curry Recipe
     Ingredients (for two)
     Softshell turtle 1 bag (100g)
    Chives 1
    Potatoes 2
    Carrot 1.5
    Curry roux...
SIGN    Delicious Turtle Curry
SIGN    Turtle Curry Soup
[08:32] Kazuya
    Wow, turtle curry really exists, huh?
[08:36] Kazuya
    Wait, did you plan this?
SIGN    Ba-dump
[08:39] Kazuya
    Were you lying when you said I'd lost weight?
SIGN    Flinch
[08:42] Ruka
    Uh, who can say?
[08:45] Ruka
    Maybe I just gained weight myself.
SIGN    Shoo Shoo
[08:47] Ruka
    Anyway, leave me alone!
SIGN    I'll stab you
[08:50] Kazuya
    Whatever the reason,
[08:52] Kazuya
    she's doing all this for me.
[08:54] Kazuya
    I should be grateful, really.
[08:58] Ruka
    So this is how it feels.
[09:00] Kazuya
    How what feels?
[09:02] Ruka
    I've never fallen in love before...
[09:07] Ruka
    TIL how it feels to cook
    a meal for your boyfriend.
[09:15] Ruka
    Here. Eat up.
[09:18] Kazuya
    Thanks.
[09:24] Kazuya
    Huh? Wow, this is super yummy!
[09:27] Ruka
    Really? Yay!
[09:30] Kazuya
    I can't believe how good it tastes!
SIGN    Even though
    you poured in
    all that beer
[09:32] Ruka
    Eat all you want.
[09:35] Guy On Show
    Will you be able to recover?
[09:38] Ruka
    What's gonna happen next?
SIGN    Too
    close...
SIGN    Self-loathing
[09:47] Kazuya
    We went shopping, ate dinner together,
[09:49] Kazuya
    and now we're watching a TV show...
    and there's no cash involved.
[09:53] Kazuya
    And normally, she'd stay over,
    and we'd have sex a couple times.
[09:57] Kazuya
    I guess this is what it's
    like to have a girlfriend.
[10:01] Kazuya
    How blessed I'd be.
[10:02] Sign
    If only she
    were my real
    girlfriend
[10:05] Kazuya
    Hmm? Texting someone?
[10:07] Ruka
    O-Oh, don't worry about it.
SIGN    Why's
    she
    hiding
    it?
[10:11] Kazuya
    You're making this look important.
SIGN    Mom
SIGN    When will you be home?
SIGN    I'm staying over
    at Yuka's tonight
[10:15] Kazuya
    Wha?!
[10:16] Kazuya
    Hey, what are you typing?
    Did that just say "staying over"?!
SIGN    Tap
    Tap
    Tap
[10:19] Ruka
    You're imagining things!
[10:21] Kazuya
    No, I saw that!
[10:22] Ruka
    C'mon, what's the big deal?
    I let you go on dates with Chizuru-san.
[10:26] Kazuya
    That's not the issue here!
[10:28] Ruka
    But I'm your girlfriend.
[10:32] Ruka
    I wanna be lovey-dovey with you, too.
SIGN    Blush...
SIGN    C
    u
    t
    e
    .
    .
    .
[10:39] Kazuya
    A-Anyway, you can't stay over
    at a guy's place so easily!
SIGN    I'll walk you!
[10:42] Ruka
    Hey, this wasn't easy for me!
[10:44] Ruka
    I thought long and hard about—
[10:48] Kazuya
    Wh-What the?!
SIGN    Rain forever
SIGN    NNE: 15km/h
    Peak AP - 965 hPa
    Max Wind Speed - 30m/s
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Tomorrow 12PM
SIGN    Midnight
SIGN    Heavy Downpour Predicted
[10:54] Tv Announcer
    The extremely potent Typhoon 5 is now...
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Gasp
SIGN    Eat up ♥
SIGN    Rent-a-Girlfriend
[11:13] Kazuya
    How?
[11:16] Kazuya
    Why?
[11:20] Kazuya
    Why?! For what reason?!
[11:23] Ruka
    Ta-da! How do I look?
SIGN    Barley Tea
SIGN    Cough
[11:28] Kazuya
    Wear some pants!
    I left some for you, didn't I?
[11:31] Ruka
    What? But those track pants aren't cute.
[11:35] Kazuya
    Cute or not, that's not the point!
[11:38] Ruka
    No, that is very much the point!
[11:40] Kazuya
    I can't look at her straight!
SIGN    Flutter
[11:44] Kazuya
    Besides, I never said you could stay over!
[11:47] Ruka
    Don't bother.
SIGN    Travel Info
    Operation Canceled
    Due to Typhoon 5, operation
    of both lines is canceled.
    
    No ETA for resumption
    Please keep an eye out for further
    typhoon and train info...
[11:48] Ruka
    The trains have stopped running.
[11:50] Ruka
    I know you're not the kind of guy who'd
    throw a girl out on her own in this rain.
[11:56] Kazuya
    Are you kidding me?
SIGN    You sly...
[11:57] Kazuya
    I have to spend a whole night
    together with this cute thing?
[12:01] Kazuya
    This is too much for me to handle!
[12:03] Ruka
    And you know...
[12:05] Kazuya
    Keep it down.
[12:07] Ruka
    Huh? Weally?
[12:09] Kazuya
    The girl next door will hear you.
[12:13] Ruka
    You meanie! You're thinking
    about Chizuru-san, even now!
[12:17] Ruka
    Do I mean nothing to you?!
[12:19] Kazuya
    I-I just meant not to bother the neighbors!
[12:22] Kazuya
    If Mizuhara found out I let
    Ruka-chan stay the night...
[12:26] Chizuru
    What's all this now? Didn't you
    say you couldn't go out with her?
SIGN    Menacing
[12:30] Chizuru
    Are you just messing around? Is that why
    you let her stay the night, playboy?
SIGN    The one thing
    I don't want
    happening...
[12:36] Ruka
    I get it.
[12:38] Ruka
    Jeez, fine.
[12:40] Ruka
    I'm one step ahead of her, just by
    getting to spending the night with you.
[12:44] Ruka
    I'll obey the tenant here.
[12:46] Ruka
    I swear!
SIGN    Ah!!
[12:48] Kazuya
    Seriously, stop it!
SIGN    Squeeze
[12:49] Kazuya
    I mean it!
SIGN    Tap
[12:51] Ruka
    I get it, I get it!
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
[12:54] Kazuya
    Hell, even now...
[12:57] Kazuya
    I'm copping all kinds of feels!
[12:57] Ruka
    Sheesh, fine.
[12:59] Kazuya
    That's dangerous in its own right!
[13:01] Ruka
    Relax. I won't jump you or anything.
[13:06] Kazuya
    But you fed me turtle, an aphrodisiac!
SIGN    You're obviously
    out for the kill!!
[13:09] Ruka
    I mean, I would love nothing more
    than for you to make a move,
[13:14] Ruka
    but just by getting to stay over,
    I've fulfilled one of my goals.
[13:18] Ruka
    Get it?!
SIGN    Ah!!
SIGN    Squeeze
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
SIGN    Tap
[13:22] Kazuya
    Sheesh, what she says and what she
    does are completely different!
SIGN    I give up!
SIGN    Anyway,
    wear some pants!!
[13:25] Kazuya
    Anyway, wear some pants!
SIGN    Oh, okay, okay.
[13:27] Ruka
    Oh, okay, okay.
SIGN    I'll sleep in
    the kitchen!
    Stay away!
SIGN    Okay, okay!
SIGN    Once is
    enough!
[13:28] Kazuya
    Once is enough!
SIGN    And keep
    it down!
[13:30] Kazuya
    I'm gonna take a shower!
    I'm sweating buckets!
[13:32] Ruka
    Have fun, honey.
SIGN    Even the strands
    of hair by the drain are
    too stimulating for me...
[13:40] Kazuya
    Can I really make it through this night?
[13:44] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan can say whatever she likes,
[13:47] Kazuya
    but who knows what she's planning?
[13:50] Kazuya
    If we were actually a couple,
    we'd have already...
SIGN    Hard
SIGN    Damn thing
    has zero
    integrity
[13:58] Kazuya
    Maybe I should rub one out.
[14:05] Ruka
    Oh, Kazuya-kun, want some hot milk?
SIGN    Sparkle
    Sparkle
SIGN    I made some
    thinking you'd be
    out soon.
    Aren't I just perfect?
[14:08] Kazuya
    Oh, sure.
[14:12] Ruka
    Did you... do something in the shower?
SIGN    ba-dump
[14:15] Kazuya
    N-Nothing!
SIGN    Drink
SIGN    Drink
SIGN    Gulp Gulp
SIGN    Slurp...
SIGN    He so
    did...
[14:32] Kazuya
    What's going on?
[14:33] Ruka
    I was just surprised by how
    many views it was getting.
[14:37] Kazuya
    Whoa, 80,000 likes? Amazing!
[14:40] Ruka
    I just recorded it with
    a friend for the heck of it,
[14:42] Ruka
    and it seems the algorithm started pushing it.
[14:45] Kazuya
    It's gotta be 'cause she's cute!
SIGN    An influencer
    with 80k likes,
    right here...
[14:47] Kazuya
    It's a mandate from the masses!
[14:49] Kazuya
    Well, yeah.
[14:51] Kazuya
    There aren't many girls as cute as her around.
[14:54] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan always dresses up when we meet,
[14:57] Ruka
    People are so dumb...
[14:58] Kazuya
    so I've never seen her in such casual wear.
[15:01] Kazuya
    She's exposing her cleavage,
    and her skin's all flushed...
[15:05] Kazuya
    I wanna cop a feel!
[15:06] Kazuya
    And I never realized it before,
    but she's so fair... and sexy.
[15:12] Kazuya
    So this is what Ruka-chan's really like.
[15:16] Ruka
    Oh, yeah.
[15:17] Ruka
    Wanna see the pic I took with a friend?
[15:24] Kazuya
    Condoms...
SIGN    Drip
    Drip
[15:25] Kazuya
    Those were totally condoms right there!
[15:28] Kazuya
    Why does Ruka-chan have those?!
[15:32] Kazuya
    Holy crap... What's going on here?!
[15:34] Kazuya
    This is so awkward!
[15:36] Kazuya
    Time has come to a standstill for us!
[15:39] Ruka
    P-Please pretend you didn't see that.
[15:42] Ruka
    It was just...
[15:44] Ruka
    Just in case.
SIGN    Kazuya
[15:50] Kazuya
    I'm going to sleep!
[15:54] Kazuya
    I can't take any more of this!
SIGN    Sparkle
    Sparkle
SIGN    A
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    a
    h
    a
    h
    a
SIGN    Sparkle Sparkle
SIGN    30 minutes
    have passed...
[16:06] Kazuya
    Man, I can't even sleep.
SIGN    Torment
[16:09] Kazuya
    Did Ruka-chan fall asleep?
[16:12] Kazuya
    I'm so glad I rubbed one out in the shower.
[16:14] Kazuya
    If not for the post-nut clarity,
    who knows what I would've done?
[16:19] Kazuya
    But anyway, what's gotten into Ruka-chan?
[16:22] Kazuya
    She's too aggressive tonight.
[16:24] Kazuya
    Maybe I'm stressing her out
    too much due to Mizuhara...
[16:29] (Flashback) Ruka
    TIL how it feels to cook a
    meal for your boyfriend.
SIGN    OOMPH
SIGN    Rub
    Rub
[16:45] Kazuya
    What?
[16:46] Kazuya
    I feel something touching my back!
SIGN    Touch Touch
[16:48] Kazuya
    The breeze? No way!
[16:51] Kazuya
    I mean... This sensation is...
[16:54] Kazuya
    I-It's moving!
[16:55] Kazuya
    There's no doubt!
[17:00] Ruka
    Kazuya...kun?
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[17:16] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan!
[17:20] Ruka
    Are you listening, Kazuya-kun?
[17:29] Devil
    Just take her and her boobies for yourself.
[17:32] Angel
    Don't, Kazuya-kun.
    Isn't Chizuru-san the one you love?
[17:36] Devil
    Listen, Kazuya, this won't affect
    your booby feelings for her.
[17:41] Devil
    If you do another girl,
    you don't love her enough?
[17:44] Devil
    That's a booby trap.
[17:46] Devil
    Every man is like this, my tiddy.
[17:50] Devil
    You can make up as many
    sexcuses as you want later!
[17:54] Kazuya
    My primal instincts are going wild!
[17:57] Kazuya
    I'll get everything I want if I turn around!
[17:59] Kazuya
    Anything and everything!
[18:15] (Flashback) Chizuru
    Here.
[18:16] (Flashback) Kibe
    Kazu-chin, you ain't supposed to let
    your dick dictate your love life.
[18:23] Ruka
    Do you remember what I said
    back in that hotel room?
[18:30] (Flashback) Ruka
    I'll have you know I'm
    ready to take it all in.
[18:33] Ruka
    I get it.
[18:35] Ruka
    I can talk the talk, but I'm
    not attractive enough for you.
[18:41] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan?
[18:43] Ruka
    I'm not mature like Chizuru-san,
[18:46] Ruka
    and I probably have zero sex appeal.
[18:49] Ruka
    I'm sure you only see me as some
    kid who's trying way too hard.
[18:55] Ruka
    I know I'm being a bother.
[18:57] Ruka
    I know I'm probably turning
    you off like this.
[19:01] Ruka
    But...
[19:03] Ruka
    I can't control myself.
[19:04] Ruka
    I wanna feel my heart race, too!
[19:07] Ruka
    Even if you think I'm a pain,
    or that I'm too clingy...
[19:13] Ruka
    Just being with you like this is
    making me so happy, I could cry.
[19:24] Kazuya
    "Not attractive enough"? Are you kidding me?!
[19:26] Kazuya
    I wanna make you mine right now!
[19:29] Kazuya
    You're so cute, I'm about
    ready to explode over here!
[19:30] Ruka
    Kazuya...kun?
[19:34] Kazuya
    But I don't think this is love.
[19:38] Kazuya
    I can't lay a hand on you like this!
[19:41] Kazuya
    I can't take that next step!
[19:44] Kazuya
    I would never call you a bother!
[19:46] Kazuya
    Before you, I never had a girl say
    she liked me in my entire life...
[19:51] Kazuya
    Deep down, I'm so happy
    that I could jump for joy.
[19:55] Kazuya
    I honestly can't believe a girl like
    you would ever tell me she likes me.
[20:00] Kazuya
    So please, keep your
    distance from me tonight.
[20:03] Kazuya
    I'm this close to making
    a terrible mistake...
SIGN    Roll Roll
SIGN    Dive
[20:20] Kazuya
    Of all the golden opportunities
    to let slip...
SIGN    Virginity
    continues!!
[20:25] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Deep down, I'm so happy
    that I could jump for joy.
[20:28] (Flashback) Kazuya
    I honestly can't believe a girl like
    you would ever tell me she likes me.
SIGN    Dazed
    Couldn't sleep a wink
[20:44] Ruka
    You've got some wild bags under your eyes.
[20:47] Kazuya
    Gee, thanks.
[20:48] Kazuya
    When all's said and done, I'm glad
    I got through that night unscathed.
[20:54] Ruka
    Well, we can save the sex for another time.
[20:56] Kazuya
    Wh-What?!
[20:58] Ruka
    Also, it made me really happy.
[21:03] Ruka
    I'd always thought you found me a nuisance.
[21:10] Ruka
    So it felt like you told me
    I could stay by your side.
[21:14] Kazuya
    Ruka-chan...
[21:19] Kazuya
    Y-You! What was...
[21:25] Kazuya
    C... Cute!
SIGN    Huff...
[21:30] Ruka
    See you, Kazuya-kun! Thank you!
[21:35] Ruka
    You kindly took the lead and made
    it a night I would never forget!
SIGN    Ichinose
[21:42] Ruka
    I'll forever remember the
    joy I felt last night!
[21:51] Ruka
    Bye.
SIGN    S
    t
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SIGN    D
    O
    O
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SIGN    Shiver... Shiver...
SIGN    Ichinose
SIGN    S
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SIGN    Tremble
[23:41] Kazuya
    I guess she must still be asleep...
[23:44] Kazuya
    Close shave!
[23:54] Chizuru
    What?!
[23:57] Ruka
    Thanks for everything last night, Kazuya-kun!
[24:00] Kazuya
    Sure, though it wore me out.
[24:02] Chizuru
    Gee, I wonder what it was that wore you out.
[24:04] Ruka
    Curious, Chizuru-san?
[24:07] Ruka
    Do you wanna know all of the love
    story we played out in his apartment?!
[24:11] Chizuru
    Not really. I'm just his next-door neighbor.
[24:14] Kazuya
    Mizuhara's being cold!
[24:16] Kazuya
    Too cold! It's giving me brain freeze!
[24:18] Chizuru
    Anyway, next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:
[24:21] Ruka
    "Birthday...
[24:22] Chizuru
    ...and Girlfriend."
[24:23] Kazuya
    Wait, birthday? Whose?!
SIGN    "Birthday and Girlfriend"
[24:24] Chizuru
    Who knows?
[24:25] Kazuya
    Brr!