# E18 - Booze and Girlfriend
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***SIGN*** Staaare
***SIGN*** It's...
It's gone!!
**[00:13] Kazuya**
*It's... It's gone!*
***SIGN*** JUMP
**[00:20] Kazuya**
*M-Mizuhara!*
***SIGN*** Attention!!
**[00:25] Kazuya**
*Remember! Neighbors, fair and square!*
**[00:28] Kazuya**
G-Good morning!
**[00:32] Chizuru**
Morning.
**[00:35] Kazuya**
* Okay, giving a hottie that*
* boomer-ass gift was not smart.*
***SIGN*** If she's not saying anything, then...!!
**[00:39] Kazuya**
*There's a chance she hates pickled plums...*
**[00:41] Kazuya**
*Maybe she's not too pleased...*
**[00:43] Kazuya**
*Or even mad?*
**[00:45] Chizuru**
Thanks for yesterday.
**[00:48] Chizuru**
My birthday.
**[00:49] Kazuya**
*There it is!*
**[00:51] Kazuya**
Oh, don't mention it!
***SIGN*** Blah Blah
**[00:52] Kazuya**
I was thinking how you're
always giving it your all,
**[00:55] Kazuya**
and then I found out that pickled
plums alleviate fatigue...
***SIGN*** Blah Blah
**[00:58] Kazuya**
Well, even I don't know about
pickled plums as a b-day present,
***SIGN*** Justification time
**[01:01] Kazuya**
but I figured a consumable was best,
'cause it wouldn't be a pain to deal with later.
***SIGN*** Justification
**[01:05] Chizuru**
They were good.
**[01:06] Kazuya**
Huh?
**[01:07] Chizuru**
They were really good.
***SIGN*** The moment everything was rewarded
**[01:12] Kazuya**
*Mizuhara!*
**[01:14] Kazuya**
*She's such a good gal!*
**[01:16] Chizuru**
Though it did feel pretty geezer-ish...
**[01:21] Chizuru**
Placing it directly on my balcony
feels like crossing boundaries,
**[01:26] Chizuru**
but I'll let it slide as a gift from a neighbor.
**[01:30] Chizuru**
It was probably expensive, though, right?
***SIGN*** That Day's Expenses
Sumi-chan Rental
***SIGN*** Pickled Plums
**[01:32] Kazuya**
Oh, nah, it was no big deal.
***SIGN*** Ka-ching
**[01:35] (Flashback) Chizuru**
It's fine. You don't have to lie to me.
**[01:38] Kazuya**
Also, about Ruka-chan...
***SIGN*** P.S. Nothing happened
with Ruka-chan, I swear!
**[01:45] Chizuru**
Stop it. It's too early for this.
**[01:47] Kazuya**
B-But...
**[01:49] Chizuru**
Fine.
**[01:53] Chizuru**
I'll believe you. So give it a rest, will you?
**[01:58] Kazuya**
*Th-Thank goodness!*
**[02:02] Chizuru**
So now we're even.
**[02:05] Chizuru**
Don't expect a return gift.
**[02:07] Kazuya**
O-Of course. You don't have to.
***SIGN*** Wants something,
deep down
**[02:10] Chizuru**
Bye.
**[02:11] Kazuya**
I-I was thinking of renting you again soon.
**[02:16] Kazuya**
Y'know, to formally celebrate your birthday.
**[02:21] Kazuya**
How about next Wednesday night, maybe?
**[02:23] Chizuru**
Oh, sorry.
**[02:25] Chizuru**
I can't do Wednesday. I've been asked
to go drinking with college friends.
**[02:30] Chizuru**
Can we do another day?
**[02:31] Kazuya**
Oh, uh...
**[02:32] Kazuya**
I've got work every other day...
**[02:35] Chizuru**
Some other time, then.
**[02:37] Chizuru**
Gotta cut costs where you can, right,
Business Administration Student?
**[02:40] Kazuya**
R-Right...
**[02:42] Chizuru**
Bye.
***SIGN*** Rent-a-Girlfriend
**[04:20] Kibe**
"Be proud, my man.
**[04:22] Kibe**
Your dick feels the best to you,
and thus it is the best dick."
**[04:27] Kibe**
By Kibe Yoshiaki.
**[04:28] Kuri**
Huh? What the heck?
***SIGN*** "Booze and Girlfriend"
**[04:30] Kuri**
I appreciate the thought, anyway.
**[04:32] Kibe**
The pleasure all comes from compatibility.
**[04:34] Kibe**
For some people, their right hand is The One.
**[04:38] Kazuya**
*I should rethink my friendship with this guy.*
**[04:40] Kibe**
So?
**[04:41] Kibe**
How was Chizuru-san?
**[04:43] Kazuya**
What do you mean?
**[04:44] Kibe**
Don't gimme that!
**[04:46] Kibe**
I'm asking if she's good in bed.
**[04:50] Kazuya**
*It's been a whole year.*
**[04:51] Kazuya**
*I can't tell him I haven't done her.*
**[04:53] Kazuya**
P-Pretty good, yeah.
**[04:55] Kibe**
Gah! You lucky bastard!
**[04:58] Kibe**
Welp, time to die.
**[05:00] Kazuya**
Why'd you ask if it was gonna get you down?
**[05:03] Kazuya**
* Sorry, Mizuhara!*
* I ended up debasing you again!*
**[05:08] (Flashback) Chizuru**
The pickled plums were really good.
***SIGN*** The pickled plums
were really good.
**[05:11] Kuri**
What do we have next? Corporate theory?
**[05:13] Kibe**
I don't feel up for anything.
Answer the roll call for me.
**[05:16] Kazuya**
Seriously, why'd you even ask?!
**[05:18] Kibe**
Oh, yeah, Kazuya. Can you
make it to the boozer tonight?
**[05:21] Kazuya**
Boozer?
**[05:22] Kibe**
Sasa-pai's apparently gotten
close to some group lately,
**[05:26] Kibe**
and wants to have a get-together.
**[05:27] Kazuya**
Oh, sure, I guess.
**[05:29] Kibe**
Okay, that makes seven.
**[05:31] Kibe**
Kuri, tell Sasa-pai that we'll be
bringing a frickin' normie along.
**[05:35] Kuri**
Gotcha.
**[05:36] Kazuya**
*You're still holding a grudge?*
***SIGN*** Ahaha
**[05:41] Kazuya**
* Man, I should've been out on*
* a date with Mizuhara tonight!*
**[05:45] Kibe**
Anyway, see you there at 5.
***SIGN*** I'll send you
the link.
**[05:47] Kazuya**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Grill'n'Pub Gold Ship
***SIGN*** Ghost
**[05:56] Kazuya**
* Guess it's freshman-welcoming*
* season everywhere.*
**[05:59] Sasano**
The girls are all there already.
**[06:02] Kibe**
Cool.
**[06:02] Kazuya**
Huh? We're meeting up with girls?
**[06:05] Sasano**
Shut the hell up, you frickin' normie.
**[06:07] Kibe**
We all know you're happy and committed.
**[06:10] Kuri**
You're just here to liven things up.
**[06:12] Kazuya**
*I didn't say anything...*
**[06:14] Sasano**
You're, like, the foil. You frickin' normie.
**[06:17] Kibe**
Always good to have a loser
like him in the party.
**[06:20] Kuri**
Just shut up and keep up with us.
**[06:22] Kazuya**
*Mean!*
**[06:24] (Flashback) Chizuru**
I'll believe you.
**[06:26] Kazuya**
*Well, things* are *looking
up with Mizuhara and me.*
**[06:30] Kazuya**
* I can't even think about*
* dating another girl.*
**[06:34] Yoko**
Oh, hey, Sasa-pai. Over here.
**[06:36] Sasano**
Hey, Yoko-chan.
**[06:38] Yoko**
The girls are all here.
**[06:40] Kazuya**
*Huh? Where have I seen her before?*
**[06:42] Yoko**
Surprise!
**[06:44] Sasano**
Heya.
**[06:44] Kuri**
Hey.
**[06:44] Kibe**
Sup!
**[06:46] Chizuru**
Hey, you didn't tell me there'd be boys...
**[06:51] Kazuya**
*What is Mizuhara doing here?*
**[06:59] Sasano**
What's up? You two know each other?
**[07:04] Kazuya**
Oh, uh, it's not like that.
**[07:06] Kazuya**
I-I was just thinking, it's the same
people we met at the beach.
**[07:09] Yoko**
Hey, you remember us!
**[07:12] Yuki**
I'm Kawanaka.
**[07:13] Sasano**
You've got a good memory, Kazuya.
**[07:15] Kazuya**
*Too close!*
**[07:16] Kazuya**
* If I act weird here,*
* they'll think something's up!*
**[07:20] Kazuya**
Th-They don't call me the
Memorizer for nothing.
**[07:22] Sasano**
Not funny, man.
**[07:24] Kuri**
How do you two know each other?
**[07:27] Sasano**
After that beach day, we started
talking now and then at college.
**[07:30] Yoko**
And we were drinking tonight,
so I invited him.
**[07:33] Kibe**
Sounds lewd. Is that what's going on?
**[07:36] Yoko**
Huh? There's nothing lewd about it!
**[07:38] Kazuya**
*So that's why we've ended up in this mess.*
**[07:38] Sasano**
It ain't like that, man. Knock it off.
**[07:40] Yoko**
Seriously!
**[07:42] Sasano**
Four beers for the dudes.
**[07:43] Kuri**
Cool.
**[07:43] Kibe**
We don't get to choose?
**[07:45] Sasano**
And the girls? Can you legally drink?
**[07:47] Yoko**
I'm twenty, so yeah.
I'll have a matcha highball.
**[07:49] Yuki**
I'm still nineteen,
so non-alcoholic beer for me.
**[07:52] Yuki**
By the way, this girl just
turned twenty last week.
**[07:56] Yuki**
So tonight's about getting
her her first drink.
**[07:58] Chizuru**
Y-Yuki, never mind me!
**[08:01] Kuri**
What, really? Happy birthday to you!
**[08:06] Yuki**
Yeah, really!
**[08:07] All**
Congrats on adulthood.
**[08:10] Sasano**
So you can drink. What'll you have?
**[08:13] Chizuru**
G... Grapefruit sour.
**[08:17] Sasano**
Nice, love that barely legal choice.
**[08:19] Sasano**
Ding-dong time! Hit that ding-dong UFO!
**[08:23] Kibe**
You sure love making that joke.
**[08:26] Kazuya**
*What do I do here?*
***SIGN*** I took off
my coat...
**[08:28] Kazuya**
* If I say I'm leaving,*
* they'll think something's up.*
***SIGN*** and sat down...
**[08:31] Yoko**
I took this on that beach trip!
**[08:32] Kazuya**
* Besides, I can't leave Mizuhara all alone in*
* this war zone. Who knows what'll happen?*
**[08:33] Sasano**
Damn, that looks good.
**[08:34] Kuri**
Oh, you're a classic lit major?
**[08:37] Kuri**
Those classes are murder.
**[08:44] Sign**
SWEAT
**[08:48] Kuri**
Second-year in business
administration at Nerima U,
**[08:50] Kuri**
Kuribayashi Shun!
**[08:51] Kuri**
My favorite things are porn star
Ume Miharu's dirty, dirty areolas!
**[08:55] Kuri**
Bottoms up, here I go!
***SIGN*** Glug Glug Glug
***SIGN*** Laugh
**[08:59] All**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Yay
**[09:00] Yoko**
Nobody asked!
***SIGN*** Nobody asked
***SIGN*** Sip
Sip
**[09:01] Kazuya**
*People are getting drunk, I think.*
**[09:04] Kazuya**
*Kill their perception!*
**[09:05] Kazuya**
*Do your best, alcohol!*
**[09:07] Kazuya**
*And Mizuhara?*
***SIGN*** Hot
Umeshu
**[09:12] Kazuya**
*She's fogging up her glasses!*
***SIGN*** It's not gonna help much, y'know...
**[09:16] Kazuya**
* But man, what an incredible*
* disguise, as always.*
**[09:19] Kazuya**
*She's changed her makeup.*
**[09:21] Kazuya**
* She looks so plain, you wouldn't believe*
* her "girlfriend" mode was actually her.*
**[09:24] Kazuya**
*Nobody can figure her out.*
**[09:26] Sasano**
You're so quiet, Ichinose-san.
**[09:30] Chizuru**
Not particularly, no.
**[09:32] Yoko**
No, really. She's so shy!
**[09:36] Yoko**
A real stick in the mud, too!
**[09:38] Yuki**
Yeah, yeah.
**[09:40] Yoko**
She'd never drink it up with boys
unless she was tricked into it.
**[09:44] Chizuru**
H-Hey...
**[09:45] Yoko**
And there've never been any
signs of blossoming romance.
**[09:47] Kibe**
What? Really?
***SIGN*** Sip Sip
**[09:49] Kazuya**
* She's got around a hundred*
* boyfriends, though.*
**[09:52] Kuri**
So, is she a vir—
**[09:53] Sasano**
Shut up!
**[09:54] Yoko**
It's such a shame,
**[09:56] Yoko**
'cause she's so stacked.
**[10:01] Chizuru**
Hey!
**[10:02] Chizuru**
You're drunk, Yoko!
**[10:04] Yoko**
What's the big deal?
Doesn't cost you anything, you know.
**[10:07] Kibe**
The fries with molten cheese look so good...
**[10:10] Kuri**
Oh, the LN I'm reading just got updated.
**[10:12] Sasano**
One, two, three, four...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[10:15] Kazuya**
*Did she just fondle Mizuhara's boo—*
***SIGN*** Glug Glug
**[10:23] Yuki**
But Chizuru said she had plans last Christmas.
**[10:27] Chizuru**
I-I was just meeting my grandma.
**[10:30] Yoko**
Huh? It wasn't a boy?
**[10:33] Yoko**
Shucks.
**[10:35] Kibe**
Huh? "Chizuru"-san?
**[10:37] Kibe**
Oh, so your name's Chizuru?
**[10:40] Kazuya**
*Uh-oh!*
**[10:42] Kibe**
She's got the same name as your girlfriend.
**[10:43] Kazuya**
Did you go get your luck purified?
**[10:45] Kibe**
Huh? My luck?
**[10:46] Kazuya**
Yeah, did you go?
**[10:50] Kazuya**
Did you go get your luck purified?
**[10:51] Kibe**
Way to destroy the convo, dude.
How many times are you gonna ask?
**[10:55] Kibe**
And where did that even come from?
**[10:58] Kazuya**
Shut up! I'm asking if you
got your luck purified!
**[11:01] Kibe**
I did! Two whole years ago!
**[11:04] Yoko**
What? You have a girlfriend?
**[11:06] Yuki**
What's she like?
**[11:07] Kazuya**
*Yikes! They're not stopping!*
**[11:10] Kibe**
Get this. She's drop-dead gorgeous.
**[11:13] Sasano**
I'd never seen a girl that pretty before.
**[11:16] Kibe**
And she's pure and refined.
**[11:19] Kibe**
Classy and real approachable.
**[11:21] Sasano**
Yeah, the kinda gal who
makes her man look great.
**[11:24] Kibe**
Truly the ideal girlfriend.
**[11:27] Sasano**
She's way too good for Kazuya.
**[11:29] Kazuya**
*I dunno what kinda face I should be making!*
**[11:31] Yoko**
Huh... Girls like that really exist, huh?
**[11:34] Yuki**
I'm so envious.
**[11:36] Kazuya**
G-Gee, thanks.
**[11:39] Kibe**
Come to think of it, didn't you say
Chizuru-san's birthday was last week, too?
**[11:44] Yuki**
Huh, wow!
**[11:46] Yoko**
Talk about coincidence!
**[11:49] Yuki**
Did you get her something?
**[11:51] Kazuya**
W-Well, yeah.
**[11:53] Yuki**
What'd you get her?
**[11:54] Kazuya**
Wh-What does it matter?
**[11:56] Sasano**
It matters, damn it! Die, normie!
**[11:58] Kazuya**
*Please end already!*
**[12:03] Yuki**
Normie, huh... The polar opposite of Chizuru.
**[12:07] Chizuru**
I-I guess.
**[12:08] Chizuru**
Why are you even drunk, Yuki?
**[12:11] Yuki**
Dunno... The mood, maybe?
**[12:14] Yuki**
But you know what? Chizuru without glasses...
**[12:17] Yuki**
is a real cutie, too!
**[12:21] Kazuya**
*Wha?!*
**[12:22] Kibe**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Rent-a-Girlfriend
***SIGN*** Alcohol is
for adults only!
**[12:31] Kazuya**
*Her glasses are off...*
**[12:33] Kazuya**
*Meaning she's basically Mizuhara Chizuru now.*
**[12:37] Kazuya**
*Busted! Ichinose's been exposed!*
**[12:40] Kuri**
She...
**[12:42] Kuri**
She sure is!
**[12:44] Sasano**
Huh? Minase Suzu?
**[12:46] Sasano**
Are you Minase Suzu?
**[12:47] Yoko**
I keep telling her to switch to contacts.
**[12:48] Sasano**
Do the booze ad thing!
**[12:52] Kazuya**
*They're all smashed.*
**[12:55] Kazuya**
*Zero vision.*
**[12:57] Kuri**
But I can't believe she hid
her face. That's so funny.
**[13:01] Chizuru**
G-Give them back!
**[13:02] Yuki**
Come on, I was making you look good!
**[13:05] Kibe**
Hold up.
**[13:06] Kibe**
Minase Suzu? No way.
**[13:08] Kibe**
You are...
**[13:09] Kazuya**
K... Kibe?!
**[13:11] Kibe**
Kawabe Minami?
**[13:14] Kazuya**
*He's plastered, too!*
**[13:16] Kazuya**
*I'm so glad they're all dumbasses!*
***SIGN*** Bwahahah
***SIGN*** Canned grapes
(Don't try this at home)
**[13:20] Kazuya**
*But this boozer's just getting started.*
**[13:22] Kazuya**
* Everyone's losing their inhibitions...*
* There's no telling what'll happen!*
***SIGN*** Oh, well.
Can just use your
cardigan to wipe
**[13:25] Sasano**
Hey, can I break your glasses?
**[13:26] Kazuya**
*Boozer chaos! Expect the unexpected!*
**[13:27] Kuri**
What? Of course not.
**[13:29] Sasano**
Please! Just the left lens.
**[13:31] Kuri**
That doesn't make it any better.
**[13:31] Kazuya**
*We gotta get through this somehow!*
**[13:36] Kuri**
Bamboo shoot drinking game!
**[13:39] Kazuya**
*Wha?! What's he trying to start?!*
**[13:42] Sasa;Kibe**
Nice!
**[13:43] Yokoyuki**
Yay!
**[13:46] Kazuya**
W-Wait. Calm down.
**[13:47] Kuri**
Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
**[13:49] Sasa;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki**
Bamboo sprouty!
**[13:51] Kazuya**
*So forced!*
**[13:52] Kuri**
One sprouty!
**[13:53] Yoko**
Instant!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[14:00] Yuki**
Two sprouty.
**[14:00] Chizuru**
Two...
***SIGN*** Flinch
**[14:01] Kuri**
Okay, Chizuru-san overlapped!
**[14:04] Yoko**
Kawanaka and Ichinose are out!
**[14:06] Yuki**
Come on, Chizuru.
**[14:07] Chizuru**
Sorry.
**[14:08] Sasano**
Okay, then.
**[14:10] Sasano**
Yuki-chan, Chizuru-chan,
**[14:12] Kazuya**
*What? A bottoms up call?!*
**[14:12] Sasano**
ride that wave!
**[14:13] Yoko**
The girl next to you...
**[14:15] Kuri;Kibe**
...ride that wave!
**[14:17] Sasano**
Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan...
***SIGN*** Cola
**[14:17] Yuki**
Aw, come on.
**[14:19] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko**
...ride that wave!
**[14:20] Sasano**
Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan...
**[14:22] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko**
...ride that wave!
**[14:24] Sasano**
Chizuru-chan, Chizuru-chan...
**[14:26] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko**
...ride that wave!
**[14:26] Kazuya**
*She's got no choice but to drink...*
**[14:28] Sasano**
Chizuru-chan! Chizuru-chan!
**[14:30] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko**
Ride that wave!
***SIGN*** GULP
**[14:35] Kazuya**
*Mizuhara...*
**[14:38] Kazuya**
*She's drinking...*
**[14:41] Kazuya**
*Trying not to ruin the mood.*
**[14:43] Kazuya**
* Even though these guys*
* are basically trolling,*
**[14:47] Kazuya**
*she's trying her best!*
**[14:52] Kazuya**
*Sh-She gulped it all down!*
**[14:54] Sasano**
Way to go, Chizuru-chan!
**[14:56] Sasano**
Okay, on to the next one!
**[14:58] Sasano**
Get us six more beers!
**[15:00] Kibe**
Gotcha.
**[15:01] Kazuya**
*Hold it. This tempo isn't good.*
**[15:04] Kazuya**
* If this keeps up, even Mizuhara*
* won't be able to remain in control!*
**[15:09] Kazuya**
* Besides, who makes a newcomer*
* to booze chug their drink?!*
**[15:12] Sasakuri**
Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
***SIGN*** These pieces of trash
**[15:14] Sasakuri**
Bamboo sprouty!
**[15:15] Kazuya**
*Screw it. I've got no choice.*
**[15:16] Yoko**
One sprouty!
**[15:17] Kazuya**
One spro—
**[15:19] Sasano**
Kazuya overlapped!
**[15:21] Yoko**
But he clearly started after me.
**[15:25] Kuri**
You start late and still overlap?
How clumsy are you, man?!
**[15:28] Kazuya**
Aw, man, I screwed up!
**[15:32] Sasano**
Drink up!
**[15:33] Kazuya**
Shit!
**[15:34] Kuri;Yoko**
Be a man!
**[15:37] Sasano**
Next!
**[15:38] Sasano**
Bamboo shoot! Bamboo shoot!
**[15:39] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki**
Bamboo sprouty!
**[15:42] Kibe**
Two sprou... ty.
**[15:42] Kazuya**
Two sprouty!
**[15:44] Sasano**
Kazuya again?
**[15:46] Yoko**
Yay!
**[15:47] Kibe**
Quit cramping my style, you oaf!
**[15:50] Kazuya**
Right back at ya!
**[15:56] Kazuya**
Why always me?
**[15:57] Yuki**
Kazuya-kun's so funny!
**[15:59] Kuri**
Three sprouty!
**[16:00] Kazuya**
Three spr—
**[16:01] Sasano**
Okay, Kazuya's out again.
**[16:03] Kazuya**
Gah! Why?!
**[16:05] Yoko**
Three in a row!
**[16:07] Kibe**
Just get it over with and
drink for the next round, too.
**[16:10] Kazuya**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Laugh Laugh
**[16:11] Kibe**
I've never seen anyone
be so bad at this game!
**[16:15] Yuki**
Kazuya-kun, you're such a klutz.
**[16:17] Kazuya**
Fine! I just gotta drink, right?
**[16:19] Sasano**
Kazuya-kun! Kazuya-kun!
**[16:21] Kur;Ikibe;Yoko;Yuki**
Ride that wave!
**[16:23] Sasano**
Kazuya-kun! Kazuya-kun!
**[16:24] Kuri;Kibe;Yoko;Yuki**
Ride that wave!
**[16:27] Yoko**
We'll be heading out, then.
**[16:29] Kuri**
What? Don't go!
**[16:32] Yuki**
We have last trains to catch.
**[16:33] Sasano**
We'll be hitting up another joint.
**[16:35] Sasano**
*A cabaret club!*
**[16:36] Kuri**
How about you, Kazuya?
**[16:38] Kuri**
*A girls bar!*
**[16:39] Kazuya**
I'm going home.
**[16:40] Sasa;Kuri**
What? You wet blanket!
**[16:43] Kazuya**
*I really can't drink any more.*
**[16:46] Kibe**
You coming along?
**[16:47] Sasano**
Hey, that's a pole.
**[16:50] Yuki**
Come on, Chizuru!
**[16:55] Kazuya**
*Yikes. I feel sick.*
**[16:58] Kazuya**
*I was fine a minute ago,*
**[17:01] Kazuya**
*but the booze is getting to me now.*
**[17:04] Kazuya**
*Something similar happened before, didn't it?*
**[17:08] Kazuya**
*I'm always causing Mizuhara so much trouble.*
**[17:13] Kazuya**
*She must be so mad...*
**[17:19] Kazuya**
*Shit... This is bad news.*
**[17:23] Kazuya**
*Ow!*
**[17:25] Kazuya**
*My body's so heavy!*
**[17:28] Kazuya**
*This is not looking good.*
**[17:43] Chizuru**
Come on, keep it together.
**[17:48] Chizuru**
Hey!
**[17:52] Chizuru**
Are you okay?!
**[17:55] Kazuya**
I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[17:57] Chizuru**
Are you sure?!
**[17:58] Chizuru**
You're bleeding.
**[18:01] Chizuru**
Don't wipe it on your sleeve.
It'll leave a stain.
**[18:04] Kazuya**
*I'm so pathetic!*
**[18:06] Kazuya**
* I couldn't even make it home*
* without Mizuhara's help!*
**[18:11] Kazuya**
*She already went through hell at that boozer,*
**[18:14] Kazuya**
* and here I am making things*
* worse for her again...*
**[18:18] Kazuya**
*I wanna die.*
**[18:20] Kazuya**
*But my body won't move.*
**[18:24] Chizuru**
Okay.
**[18:25] Chizuru**
Give me your key.
**[18:27] Kazuya**
I'm fine.
**[18:29] Kazuya**
*I gotta stop being a nuisance.*
**[18:31] Chizuru**
Really? Are you sure?
**[18:34] Kazuya**
Yeah.
**[18:35] Kazuya**
You should go and take a bath or something...
**[18:40] Kazuya**
H-Huh?
**[18:41] Kazuya**
Was the keyhole always this small?
**[18:45] Kazuya**
Wait, why's there more than one?
**[18:51] Chizuru**
There.
**[18:52] Kazuya**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:56] Chizuru**
Sheesh. I'll leave the key here.
**[18:59] Kazuya**
*Wait, Mizuhara's in my apartment again.*
**[19:03] Chizuru**
Your place is always such a mess.
**[19:06] Kazuya**
* The girl I like is in my apartment*
* after a night out drinking.*
**[19:10] Kazuya**
* In a rom-com, this would*
* be the perfect situation!*
**[19:19] Kazuya**
*Damn, she smells nice.*
**[19:23] Kazuya**
*Is that soap?*
**[19:26] Kazuya**
*Crap, I'm always so conscious of Mizuhara*
***SIGN*** We've got class tomorrow,
so I need to sleep
**[19:30] Kazuya**
* that she even looks pretty*
* to me as Ichinose.*
**[19:34] Kazuya**
*Uh-oh. I've got bigger problems.*
***SIGN*** I'm back here again...
**[19:49] Chizuru**
Hey, are you okay?
**[19:53] Kazuya**
I-I'm okay! I'm fine, really!
**[19:55] Kazuya**
You should go sleep.
**[19:57] Chizuru**
You know I can't leave you like this.
**[20:01] Kazuya**
Seriously, I'm fine.
**[20:02] Kazuya**
Seriously!
**[20:06] Kazuya**
*I'm causing problems for her again!*
**[20:09] Chizuru**
For heaven's sake... You drank too much.
**[20:14] Chizuru**
The drinking game stuff
was on purpose, right?
**[20:18] Kazuya**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[20:20] Chizuru**
I'm actually surprised the
rest of them didn't catch on.
**[20:23] Chizuru**
You kept losing.
**[20:25] Kazuya**
Anyway, you hold your alcohol well, huh?
**[20:28] Kazuya**
You're pretty much sober.
**[20:30] Chizuru**
Who knows? I can't tell.
**[20:33] Kazuya**
Should you really have helped me?
Weren't the others nearby?
**[20:37] Chizuru**
We split up immediately,
so I'm sure it was fine.
**[20:41] Chizuru**
Okay, I'm going to go.
**[20:44] Chizuru**
Remember, the best way to avoid a
hangover is to drink lots of water.
**[20:47] Kazuya**
I just thought...
**[20:50] Kazuya**
I'm always causing trouble for Mizuhara...
**[20:56] Kazuya**
So I should at least look out for
Ichinose, even if it kills me.
**[21:04] Kazuya**
*Ugh! I feel so sick!*
**[21:12] Kazuya**
Wha? Mizuhara?
**[21:14] Kazuya**
D-Don't worry about me!
**[21:16] Kazuya**
I'm all stinky and gross.
**[21:17] Kazuya**
I'll just keep it within the...
**[21:18] Chizuru**
Shut up.
**[21:23] Chizuru**
Don't try to bluff your way out of this.
**[21:56] Chizuru**
No... wait!
**[21:57] Chizuru**
What are you doing? I'll smack you...
**[22:07] Kazuya**
* So I should at least look out for*
* Ichinose, even if it kills me.*
**[22:20] Chizuru**
Sheesh.
**[22:21] Chizuru**
No booze for you for a while.
**[23:57] Kazuya**
Ugh. I wanna die.
**[23:59] Chizuru**
Not surprising, after how much you drank.
**[24:00] Kibe**
You're pathetic, Kazu-chin!
**[24:02] Kibe**
Kuri and I actually hit up another
place after that, you know.
**[24:05] Kazuya**
Where did you go?
**[24:06] Kibe**
I can't say it out loud.
**[24:07] Kibe**
But once I got home, I did a bamboo
shoot going off the good memories!
**[24:11] Kibe**
No, it was actually three bamboo shoots!
**[24:13] Kazuya**
That's my Kibe! You're an inspiration!
**[24:16] Chizura**
No, just desperation.
**[24:17] Chizuru**
Anyway, next time on *Rent-a-Girlfriend:*
**[24:19] Kibe**
"Ex and...
**[24:20] Kazuya**
...Girlfriend."
**[24:21] Kibe**
O sad virgin, caught between two beauties.
***SIGN*** "Ex and Girlfriend"
**[24:24] Kazuya**
How many shoots are you
gonna let off tonight?