E6 - Little Sisters, Etc.

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    "Kaginado Academy"
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    Little sisters.
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    They are often people we must protect.
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    At times, they are those
    we treasure and cherish.
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    A sinful existence that knows no equal.
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    Yes. For example...
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    "King of Key TV"
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    It would not be unreasonable to delay
    one's plans for marriage for their sister.
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    "Heated debate! Gather together,
    older brothers and little sisters.
    Little sisters for the win"
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    "Little Sisters, Etc."
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    And so...
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    "Kyousuke Natsume:
     I'd create a new
     world for my sister"
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    "Sakuya Ohtori:
     All damage to my
     sister redirects to me"
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    I invited those with little sisters
    to gather here today.
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    "Sizuru Nakatsu:
     Medicine for my sister"
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    "Kaori Misaka:
     How could
     you say that?
    I love it"
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    "Mio Nishizono:
     Imaginary Sister"
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    "Tomoyo Sakagami:
     150% name sync rate
    with my sister"
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    "Youhei Sunohara:
     Little sister, and a toilet seat cover"
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    "Kyou Fujibayashi:
     No elder sister is better
    than her younger sister"
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    "Kanata Futaki:
     The whole world agrees
     that little sisters are cute"
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    Hold up! Tomoyo,
    do you even have a little sister?
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    Her uniform is different from
    the one Fujibayashi-san is wearing.
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    Oh, it is. That's the summer uniform...
    Which means...
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    Yes, I am After Tomoyo. I have
    a little sister with a different mom.
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    Also, take note of the fact
    that I practically live with Okazaki.
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    What?!
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    Question.
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    My sister doesn't recognize me as
    her sister. Why was I invited today?
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    The fact remains that
    you have a little sister.
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    Please, everyone, tell us your feelings
    towards your little sisters.
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    Just to set a baseline,
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    "Morals"
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    I can't imagine anyone doesn't
    find their little sister cute.
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    Agreed. It should be noted
    that my little sister is much cuter
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    than the other cute little sisters.
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    Isn't expressing love towards one's
    twin sister inherently narcissistic,
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    a projection of one's own image?
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    I see. That's well put.
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    It's like talking about how beautiful
    your reflection in the mirror is.
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    Grrr!
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    What a delusional verbal assault.
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    Of course my little sister is cuter!
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    Hmm? My sister?
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    "About your older brother/sister
    What is the truth?"
    "Miss R (Has an older sister) She tried to 'practice' kissing"
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    She tried to "practice" kissing...
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    ...masquerading as me.
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    "...masquerading as me."
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    Fujibayashi-san, how could you...
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    Huh? Kanata did actual kissing,
    not "practice"...
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    "About your older brother/sister
    What is the truth?"
    Miss H (Has an older sister) Kanata did actual kissing, not 'practice'"
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    ...masquerading as me.
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    You two are a disgrace
    to the title of "big sister."
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    --Um...
    --Hmm?
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    She used to say, "I don't have a sister."
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    "About your older brother/sister
    What is the truth?"
    "Miss S (Has an older sister) She used to say, 'I don't have a sister.'"
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    You all are despicable.
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    We may not share a mother, but my
    little sister is very honest and good.
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    "Tomo"        "Tomoyo"
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    Her name, "Tomo," is similar to mine.
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    I suspect she was named that
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    so that it's easier to gloss over accidentally
    saying the wrong daughter's name.
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    "Tomo"   "Tomoyo"
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    My father is a dirtbag!
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    Uh, I don't dote over
    my sister or anything.
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    Don't you make Mei cry!
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    Good job.
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    Huh? That's totally normal.
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    Who wouldn't get pissed off
    if someone made their sister cry?
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    Youhei... Making a sound argument?
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    What's going on? I thought Sunohara-kun
    was supposed to be a loser!
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    "Are you really Sunohara?"
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    Why am I receiving such abuse right now?!
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    That natural attitude,
    is that what we're missing?!
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    We covet that title!
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    "Onii-chan"
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    Call us "Onii-chan"!
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    Onii-chan.
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    Back to the important topic! My sister
    is the cutest, and I'm the most loving!
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    How foolish. My sister is the best.
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    How could there be anyone better than me?
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    My love for Tomo is true!
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    I've prepared a way to determine how strong
    your emotions are towards your sisters.
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    I see, baseball.
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    Correct.
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    Wait, what?! That makes no sense!
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    This will continue.
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    "Illustration by Sadoru Chiba"