E12 - The School Carnival Ends, and Then... Etc.

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    This three-episode-long
    "Carnival Arc" is finally ending today.
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    "Twin Skit"
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    Huh? Who am I, you ask?
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    Let's save that for later.
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    "The School Carnival Ends,
    and Then... Etc."
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    Hey, Mishio?
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    Yes, what is it, Makoto?
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    This is fun!
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    I wish the carnival
    lasted forever and ever!
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    No, we can't make
    the anime staff suffer like that.
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    The climax of the carnival,
    the beauty contest!
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    Here are the contestants!
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    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
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    And so it begins!
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    The "Mister 'Miss Kaginado' Contest"!
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    "Mister Miss Kaginado Contest"
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    "Mister"
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    You really did it this time, Mio-kun.
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    Men grappling with other
    men for beauty dominance...
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    Perhaps you're actually the
    wildest one in the Little Busters.
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    Kaori, please look away...
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    Why me? Uraha, did you do this?!
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    No matter what humiliation I suffer,
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    you can't break the fangs of the wolf!
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    Dammit, not only did someone
    tamper with the applications,
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    they put us on the stage!
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    We've been totally outplayed.
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    But now that I'm here,
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    I'm going to win this thing!
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    You need to take your
    positive attitude down a notch!
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    --I see, it's this ability to
    break free that I've been lacking!
    --Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
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    --Okay, then!
    --Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!
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    Watch me shine, Kaori!
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    I have no Kitagawa-kun.
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    That doesn't make any sense, big sis.
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    Why was he even born?
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    Bro, you're a dummy.
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    The contestants were chosen based on the
    "protagonist's best friend" archetype.
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    "Ma" "Ken"
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    What?! I am Riki's best friend
    and partner! My muscles say so!
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    Fool! I am Riki's one and only man!
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    "Miss Kaginado Contest"
    "Ke" "Ma"
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    You guys are absolutely gross!
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    I am a lonely wolf.
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    I have no interest in becoming
    Tennouji's "best friend"--
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    Looking cute, Yoshino-kun!
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    Kunisaki-san, you're a loner
    who doesn't have a best friend,
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    so we've invited
    your ancestor to fill that seat.
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    Descendant!
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    Don't worry, you'll live, Kunisaki!
    I'm kind of the same!
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    This is absurd.
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    Actually, I find this aspect
    of Sir Ryuya quite precious.
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    Mio-kun, why did you do this?
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    If we had the protagonists fight,
    Naoe-san would obviously win.
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    I'm not so sure.
    Against Aizawa-kun and the others,
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    I think it would be a pretty close match.
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    Whaaat?!
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    Did you hear that, Tomoya-san?
    The little one has no doubt he'll win.
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    He's looking down on us
    even though he's younger?
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    Just because he has a cute face and voice!
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    How insolent!
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    Bring it on!
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    Sure...
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    Let's do this, senpais.
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    Oho! A new challenger appears!
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    Let the contest begin!
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    "Keep Out"
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    "Rainbow Jam Bread" "Stop it"
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    "Saito's Jet Stream Noodles"
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    "Ghost Mansion"
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    After going through multiple tests...
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    The final winner has now been decided.
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    The winner is...
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    I'd still win!
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    "MC"
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    Hideki Hinata!
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    Even so, I'd still win!
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    Who's that? Yikes. Seriously?
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    Look! Everyone fell silent!
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    I told you I didn't want to
    take part in this stupid charade!
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    Yes, this is a charade.
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    This event...
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    This academy...
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    And this whole world!
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    That's why we're going to destroy it all!
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    We'll destroy this world,
    made by a stupid god!
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