E4 - Swimwear, Etc.

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    Blue sky, white clouds, bright sunlight...
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    Summer: the season where
    everything vanishes into the heat haze.
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    And...
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    Goal...
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    I told you to stop doing that!
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    Why do you keep trying
    to cross the goal line?!
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    G-Gao...
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    A long vacation.
    The end of my narration...
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    "Swimwear, Etc."
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    Everyone!
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    Today's P.E. activity is swimming!
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    --Whoa...
    --Not bad at all.
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    Wasn't there something wrong
    with her proportions, though?
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    You're just imagining things.
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    This sight should be making me happy,
    but for some reason it's not.
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    "Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
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    Wafu! So cold!
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    This is nothing!
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    Oh...
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    "Senri"
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    That's cold.
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    "Nishizono"
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    All things must pass.
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    Mmm...
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    "Ichinose"
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    It's very cold.
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    "Ichinose"
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    Wafu! One moment! Something's wrong!
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    What is it?
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    Miss Kagari! Please try the shower!
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    "Miracle"
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    Silly human. I am Kagari-chan,
    planetary spirit.
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    I won't allow water to touch me.
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    Hey! That's cold!
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    "Fujibayashi" "Minase"
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    Stop it, Kagari-chan.
    You're splashing water all over.
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    It's cold.
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    "Fujibayashi" "Minase"
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    Wafu! I sense malicious intent!
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    You're just imagining things.
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    Next!
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    "Sawatari"
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    It's Makoto's turn!
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    "Sasasegawa"
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    What's going on?! Why is my beautiful
    body still a barrel-shaped chibi?!
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    Mine, too! What could
    we possibly be missing?!
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    Breasts, probably.
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    I think breasts.
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    Definitely boobs, but I
    shouldn't say it out loud.
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    I bet it's breasts.
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    He said it out loud!
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    Truly impressive, elder!
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    He's more oblivious and
    inappropriate than we are!
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    Yes, he's even capable of boldly barging
    into a bathroom while a girl is bathing!
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    "Victim"
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    Um...
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    Please cheer up.
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    "Tohno"
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    "Noumi" "Rice coupon"
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    Thank... you...
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    She's just going to accept it...
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    --She accepted it...
    --But doesn't that mean...
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    So you've accepted defeat?
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    Read the mood, dammit!
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    Yuichi!
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    Did you see Makoto's
    superb swimming ability?
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    Oh, it's cold...
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    "Fujibayashi" "Ichinose"
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    I see, so that means...
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    "Fujibayashi"
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    This.
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    "Ichinose"
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    Is this it?
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    "Sasasegawa" "Noumi"
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    Wafu! Now I see it!
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    Now that we know...
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    Wafu! What are we missing?!
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    Miss Noumi! There's no choice
    but to go into Ecstasy Mode!
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    Yes! I also have a Wafter mode!
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    "Sawatari" "Miracle"
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    Both of you, calm down!
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    It would be boorish to interfere.
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    Hey, Miss Kagari...
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    Oh, that's cold.
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    Wafu!
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    I don't accept this!
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    "Illustration by Poyoyon Rock"