E23 - Cast My Vote for You, Etc.

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    The student council president has
    godlike powers in school-based stories.
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    I wanted to become the president,
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    so I could destroy this world that kind of
    seems like it was built by a god I hate.
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    But I failed.
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    But just when I thought
    all hope was lost...
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    Yes, we are...
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    "Again! The Loser Heroine Gang"
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    ...the Loser Heroine Gang!
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    "Key"
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    Maybe all hope is lost.
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    You say you "came to help,"
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    "Cast My Vote for You, Etc."
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    but do you know what my goal is?
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    You want to destroy this world, right?
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    Well, yeah, but aren't you
    treating that a bit too lightly?
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    I mean, a world where
    I'm not the main heroine?
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    I sometimes want to destroy it, too.
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    You know, where I come from,
    we kinda got used to world devastation.
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    I sense a bottomless
    darkness of some sort...
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    So, Yuri, if you really want to,
    we can help.
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    But for real, do you?
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    For real? Well...
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    I like this world.
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    Yeah, we can meet and play
    with lots of different people.
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    But that's only because this
    is a fake world built by a god--
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    Let's assume that's true.
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    Even still, the miraculously
    fun times we've spent together
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    are neither lies nor fake.
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    "President"
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    So I ask again: For real?
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    In this world,
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    everyone can spend
    every day laughing like idiots.
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    The world is obviously
    too comfortable to be real.
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    Full of lies, forced on us
    by a stupid god...
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    Full of lies...
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    Fine! I admit it!
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    I've enjoyed it, too!
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    Hey, you're back.
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    We rounded up the backstabbers.
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    Please, I can explain.
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    It's fine. Everyone just do as you like.
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    I'll do as I like, too.
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    In order to make this world even more fun,
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    I'm seriously going to be
    student council president!
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    "Nakamura"
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    "Kitagawa" "Misaka"
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    "Senri"
    "Tohno"
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    "Riki!"
    "Naoe"
SIGN    "Student Council Presidential Election Poster Board: Tomoyo Sakagami, Minagi Tohno, Jun Kitagawa, Kaori Misaka, Kudryavka Noumi, Sasami Sasasegawa, Akio Furukawa, Botan, Akane Senri, Mei Sunohara"
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    "Kaginado Academy Student Council
    Presidential Election Vote Count"
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    I don't even know who's running anymore.
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    The list grew even larger after that.
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    You seem calm, Yuri.
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    Yes. I did everything I needed to do.
    I have no regrets. Thanks.
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    Yurippe!
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    Stop calling me Yurippe!
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    Vote counting is finished!
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    The final results are...
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    Gulp...!
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    Every candidate got
    the same number of votes!
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    Huh?
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    "Huh?"
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    That's right, not a single
    vote greater or fewer.
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    But what about my determination
    and conviction and stuff?!
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    What can I say?
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    I guess if there were even
    one person who hasn't voted yet...
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    Ugu, I've finally been released.
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    Gasp...!
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    What?
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    Hey, Ayu, did you vote?
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    Come on, Yuichi-kun.
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    I was stuck in the usual
    self-examination room until just now.
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    Of course I couldn't vote!
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    Um?
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    Get ready!
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    Noooooo!
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    Get back here!
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    "Rakuichi Street"
    "Takenaka Liquor"
    "Tabaco, Alcohol, Sundries"
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    "Shiratori"
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    Come on! Please, I beg you,
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    please forget about me!
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    KAGINADO!
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    "The End"
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    Not okay.
    There's actually one more episode.
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    "Illustration by Eriko Haga"
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