E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.

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[00:00] ---
    This is Inoue from
    the school newspaper club.
[00:02] ---
    Today, I'll be talking to the
    legendary student council president
[00:05] ---
    who once got all the students come
    to school on time every day for a week:
[00:08] ---
    Misae Sagara.
[00:12] ---
    All I did was stand in
    front of everyone and say,
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    "Let's do our best for the next week."
[00:16] ---
    With my fist raised in the air!
[00:19] ---
    You see?
[00:20] ---
    I see, a reign of terror.
[00:23] ---
    So, to you, what is the true meaning
    of the "student council president"?
[00:25] ---
    A god, I think.
[00:28] ---
    I get it, she's just a tyrant.
[00:35] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
[00:36] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
    "Vote for Midou!!"
[00:37] ---
    "The Student Council
    President Is a God, Etc."
[00:40] ---
    Attempting to draw out a god by
    getting their attention is too roundabout!
[00:41] ---
    "11% used out of 4GB"
    "Folder Scan"
[00:42] ---
    I'll just become the student council
    president, a type of god,
[00:45] ---
    and destroy this world myself!
[00:47] ---
    Nice, Yurippe!
[00:49] ---
    All brawn no brains.
[00:51] ---
    We're mostly a group of idiots.
[00:54] ---
    Wait, what's with the low attendance rate?
[00:57] ---
    I will support you.
[00:59] ---
    Oh, that's because...
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    Once I become president, even the most
    bland "best friend" trope characters
[01:01] ---
    "Kitagawa"
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    will be able to live
    with pride in this school!
[01:06] ---
    Even bland people can live a happy life!
[01:09] ---
    I'd rather be bland than be called
    "a foil" or "interchangeable with Noda"!
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    We love being bland!
[01:15] ---
    "Bland Personality"
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    I believe the student council president
    should be an ordinary person.
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    Which means she, the most commonsensical
    person in all of the Key franchises,
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    "Tohno"
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    is most suitable!
[01:25] ---
    I am Minagi Tohno.
    I will do my best for this school.
[01:29] ---
    Bow.
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    Thank you for your support.
[01:34] ---
    Here is the meat udon
    lunch ticket that I promised.
[01:35] ---
    "Meat udon - 300 Yen"
    "Kaginado Academy Cafeteria"
    "Food Court"
[01:38] ---
    And here is a rice coupon.
[01:38] ---
    "Rice Coupon"
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    Thank you.
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    Glasses represent intelligence.
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    Therefore, the student council
    president must wear glasses!
[01:49] ---
    "Sakagami"
[01:49] ---
    Now!
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    Now is the time for you to wear glasses!
[01:53] ---
    If that's what it takes
    to become president,
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    then I will unleash this alternate form!
[01:57] ---
    The one and only
    existence in all of Key...
[02:00] ---
    The Bespectacled Heroine!
[02:01] ---
    "Midou"
[02:02] ---
    When I win this election--
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    W-We vow!
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    When we become president,
    we will rid this school of inequality!
[02:07] ---
    "Noumi"
[02:08] ---
    Every student should be allowed to shine,
    no matter what their breast size!
[02:10] ---
    "Sasasegawa"
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    I'll drop out of the race
    and support these girls!
[02:16] ---
    Because I like flat chests!
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    Die, scum!
[02:26] ---
    Don't assume flat chests
    stay flat forever!
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    We all have...
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    ...a future!
[02:33] ---
    How is everyone getting along so well?
[02:36] ---
    After all, they've all spent time
    together, pulling stunts and whatnot.
[02:36] ---
    "Are you really Sunohara?"
[02:41] ---
    After all those experiences,
    it's only natural that they get closer.
[02:45] ---
    Wait, a lot of the images shown
    here weren't part of the anime at all.
[02:50] ---
    I can't believe they've
    all been so corrupted...
[02:53] ---
    I really have no choice
    but to destroy this world!
[02:55] ---
    Hey, Yurippe!
[02:57] ---
    I came up with another new act,
    let me know what you think.
[03:00] ---
    Yuri, let's go test-fire the new weapon
    that Cha-san developed!!
[03:03] ---
    Both of you can wait!
[03:05] ---
    There, there. Please calm down, Yuri-san.
[03:07] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[03:10] ---
    Yukine's coffee is so relaxing!
[03:13] ---
    You may be "corrupted" too.
[03:15] ---
    Now, Takeyama-kun! You're up!
[03:17] ---
    My plan is perfect.
[03:18] ---
    Also, please call me--
[03:19] ---
    The student council elections arc
    continues to the next episode!
[03:22] ---
    "To be continued"
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[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Yu Akinashi"