# E21 - The Student Council President Is a God, Etc.

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZXG/the-student-council-president-is-a-god-etc)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Inoue from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the school newspaper club.<br>**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today, I'll be talking to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;legendary student council president<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who once got all the students come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to school on time every day for a week:<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misae Sagara.<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I did was stand in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;front of everyone and say,<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Let's do our best for the next week."<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With my fist raised in the air!<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You see?<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, a reign of terror.<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, to you, what is the true meaning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the "student council president"?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A god, I think.<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it, she's just a tyrant.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Student Council<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President Is a God, Etc."<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Student Council<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President Is a God, Etc."<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Vote for Midou!!"<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The Student Council<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;President Is a God, Etc."<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attempting to draw out a god by<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting their attention is too roundabout!<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"11% used out of 4GB"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Folder Scan"<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just become the student council<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;president, a type of god,<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and destroy this world myself!<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice, Yurippe!<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All brawn no brains.<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're mostly a group of idiots.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what's with the low attendance rate?<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will support you.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that's because...<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Once I become president, even the most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bland "best friend" trope characters<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kitagawa"<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be able to live<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with pride in this school!<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even bland people can live a happy life!<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd rather be bland than be called<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"a foil" or "interchangeable with Noda"!<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We love being bland!<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Bland Personality"<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe the student council president<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should be an ordinary person.<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means she, the most commonsensical<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;person in all of the Key franchises,<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tohno"<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is most suitable!<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Minagi Tohno.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will do my best for this school.<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bow.<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for your support.<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here is the meat udon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lunch ticket that I promised.<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Meat udon - 300 Yen"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kaginado Academy Cafeteria"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Food Court"<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And here is a rice coupon.<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Rice Coupon"<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glasses represent intelligence.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Therefore, the student council<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;president must wear glasses!<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sakagami"<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now!<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now is the time for you to wear glasses!<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's what it takes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to become president,<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I will unleash this alternate form!<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one and only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;existence in all of Key...<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Bespectacled Heroine!<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Midou"<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I win this election--<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-We vow!<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we become president,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we will rid this school of inequality!<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Noumi"<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every student should be allowed to shine,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter what their breast size!<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sasasegawa"<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll drop out of the race<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and support these girls!<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I like flat chests!<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Die, scum!<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't assume flat chests<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stay flat forever!<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We all have...<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...a future!<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How is everyone getting along so well?<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, they've all spent time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;together, pulling stunts and whatnot.<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Are you really Sunohara?"<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all those experiences,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's only natural that they get closer.<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, a lot of the images shown<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;here weren't part of the anime at all.<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe they've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all been so corrupted...<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really have no choice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but to destroy this world!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Yurippe!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came up with another new act,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let me know what you think.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuri, let's go test-fire the new weapon<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Cha-*san* developed!!<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both of you can wait!<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There, there. Please calm down, Yuri-*san*.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, thanks.<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yukine's coffee is so relaxing!<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may be "corrupted" too.<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Takeyama-*kun*! You're up!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My plan is perfect.<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, please call me--<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The student council elections arc<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;continues to the next episode!<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"To be continued"<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Illustration by Yu Akinashi"<br>