E5 - Holiday, Etc.

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    "Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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    Humans must make sacrifices
    in order to live on.
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    "Taiyaki"
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    "Senri's Fortune Telling Mansion"
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    In some cases, this means
    that they must toil on a day of rest.
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    "Kotomi's Recital"
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    "Happiness Spiral Donations"
    "Donations" "Homemade" "Jam"
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    "Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
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    I determined my next narration.
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    So this is the place where one can
    make money by showing off tricks.
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    "Holiday, Etc."
[00:24] ---
    "Holiday, Etc."
    "Toys"
[00:25] ---
    "Holiday, Etc."
    "Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
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    "Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
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    I'll show them what a
    real street performance is like.
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    And now... Ramen set!
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    Okay, it's time for a fun puppet show!
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    "A few minutes later"
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    Why is no one coming to watch my show?
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    What could possibly be missing?
    There are no gimmicks here...
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    Here we go.
[00:48] ---
    One more, here we go.
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    Yay, yay. Thank you, thank you.
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    "3,150 yen earned"
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    "Furukawa Bread"
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    We're selling Dango Family bread.
    Enjoy with your whole family!
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    Nobody told me I have to
    dress like this. I'm embarrassed!
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    "Furukawa Bread"
    "Saury Bread" "Dango Bread"
[01:09] ---
    The bread I made with
    Sanae-san isn't selling at all.
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    Saury bread, packed with saury
    cream--what's wrong with that?
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    Welcome, sir.
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    You'll purchase Sanae's special saury
    bread to show your sincerity, right?
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    My bread isn't worthy of
    purchase without "sincerity"!
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    I love it!
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    "3,900 yen earned"
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    Welcome, gypsy, to this house of wonders.
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    Will I get a girlfriend
    in the near future?
[01:39] ---
    No, you won't.
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    Why are you answering, Kaori?!
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    No, you won't.
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    What could I possibly be missing?!
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    Character.
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    Oh no...
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    See? No catchy comebacks.
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    Lacking character? I recommend this
    talisman. It will open up your future!
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    Take my money!
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    "5,000 yen earned"
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    Earplugs for sale, special deal, 20% off!
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    "Earplugs"
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    "6,400 yen earned"
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    "Extra Thick Peach Gum"
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    Why am I the only one
    who can't make any money?!
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    "1 candy and 1 gum earned"
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    Cha-ching, that's a lot of change...
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    Hey, I'm taking over your location,
    and your audience too!
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    Oh, so you wish to have
    a showdown with Kotori-san?
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    "Wandering Unemployed:
    Yukito Kunisaki
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    Ordinary Miser:
     Kotori Kanbe"
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    Who are they?
[02:28] ---
    "Hi I'm Rikako" "Hi I'm Keisuke"
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    Monsters... Okay, no,
    these are just my parents!
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    Whatever.
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    I'll show you my ultimate technique,
    loaded with a thousand years of emotions!
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    Huh?
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    Ugu... Get out of the way!
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    Somewhere beyond
    this sky is a girl with wings.
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    She's been there forever.
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    Put your heart and soul into the puppet.
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    Because I will be with you...
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    --Yay! Kanbe is the best!
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    --Yay, yay. Thanks, thanks.
    --Yay! Kanbe is the best!
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    "99,999 yen earned"
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    Kanbe is the best! Kanbe is the best!
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    I know. I'll become a crow.
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    "Illustration by Mikeou"