# E5 - Holiday, Etc. Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VDKQ/holiday-etc)
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    "Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
**[00:00] ---**
    Humans must make sacrifices
    in order to live on.
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    "Taiyaki"
**[00:05] ---**
    "Senri's Fortune Telling Mansion"
**[00:06] ---**
    In some cases, this means
    that they must toil on a day of rest.
**[00:07] ---**
    "Kotomi's Recital"
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    "Happiness Spiral Donations"
    "Donations" "Homemade" "Jam"
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    "Japan Martel Group presents: Flea Market"
**[00:13] ---**
    I determined my next narration.
**[00:22] ---**
    So this is the place where one can
    make money by showing off tricks.
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    "Holiday, Etc."
**[00:24] ---**
    "Holiday, Etc."
    "Toys"
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    "Holiday, Etc."
    "Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
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    "Druidic Miracles: Monster Show"
**[00:26] ---**
    I'll show them what a
    real street performance is like.
**[00:29] ---**
    And now... Ramen set!
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    Okay, it's time for a fun puppet show!
**[00:35] ---**
    "A few minutes later"
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    Why is no one coming to watch my show?
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    What could possibly be missing?
    There are no gimmicks here...
**[00:44] ---**
    Here we go.
**[00:48] ---**
    One more, here we go.
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    Yay, yay. Thank you, thank you.
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    "3,150 yen earned"
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    "Furukawa Bread"
**[00:58] ---**
    We're selling Dango Family bread.
    Enjoy with your whole family!
**[01:03] ---**
    Nobody told me I have to
    dress like this. I'm embarrassed!
**[01:08] ---**
    "Furukawa Bread"
    "Saury Bread" "Dango Bread"
**[01:09] ---**
    The bread I made with
    Sanae-*san* isn't selling at all.
**[01:12] ---**
    Saury bread, packed with saury
    cream--what's wrong with that?
**[01:16] ---**
    Welcome, sir.
**[01:19] ---**
    You'll purchase Sanae's special saury
    bread to show your sincerity, right?
**[01:23] ---**
    My bread isn't worthy of
    purchase without "sincerity"!
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    I love it!
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    "3,900 yen earned"
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    Welcome, gypsy, to this house of wonders.
**[01:37] ---**
    Will I get a girlfriend
    in the near future?
**[01:39] ---**
    No, you won't.
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    Why are you answering, Kaori?!
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    No, you won't.
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    What could I possibly be missing?!
**[01:44] ---**
    Character.
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    Oh no...
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    See? No catchy comebacks.
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    Lacking character? I recommend this
    talisman. It will open up your future!
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    Take my money!
**[01:54] ---**
    "5,000 yen earned"
**[01:59] ---**
    Earplugs for sale, special deal, 20% off!
**[01:59] ---**
    "Earplugs"
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    "6,400 yen earned"
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    "Extra Thick Peach Gum"
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    Why am I the only one
    who can't make any money?!
**[02:09] ---**
    "1 candy and 1 gum earned"
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    Cha-ching, that's a lot of change...
**[02:16] ---**
    Hey, I'm taking over your location,
    and your audience too!
**[02:19] ---**
    Oh, so you wish to have
    a showdown with Kotori-*san*?
**[02:24] ---**
    "Wandering Unemployed:
    Yukito Kunisaki
**[02:24] ---**
    Ordinary Miser:
     Kotori Kanbe"
**[02:27] ---**
    Who are they?
**[02:28] ---**
    "Hi I'm Rikako" "Hi I'm Keisuke"
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    Monsters... Okay, no,
    these are just my parents!
**[02:32] ---**
    Whatever.
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    I'll show you my ultimate technique,
    loaded with a thousand years of emotions!
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    Huh?
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    Ugu... Get out of the way!
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    Somewhere beyond
    this sky is a girl with wings.
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    She's been there forever.
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    Put your heart and soul into the puppet.
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    Because I will be with you...
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    --Yay! Kanbe is the best!
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    --Yay, yay. Thanks, thanks.
    --Yay! Kanbe is the best!
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    "99,999 yen earned"
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    Kanbe is the best! Kanbe is the best!
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    I know. I'll become a crow.
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**[03:55] ---**
    "Illustration by Mikeou"