E22 - Confusion in the Student Council Presidential Election, Etc.

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    "Noumi" "Sakagami" "Kirishima" "Tohno"
[00:06] ---
    I am Kaori Misaka.
[00:06] ---
    "Kitagawa"
[00:08] ---
    I'm running so that
    I can teach Kitagawa-kun
[00:11] ---
    that miracles don't happen easily.
[00:14] ---
    Hey, Kaori-san?! Why do you always
    try to one-up me, and only me?!
[00:14] ---
    "Misaka" "Fight On Kaori"
[00:18] ---
    As you can tell from my story route,
[00:20] ---
    my sister can be a bit quirky in
    how she expresses affection.
[00:24] ---
    Everyone, Kanorin believes becoming
    president will allow her to use magic.
[00:29] ---
    Isn't that so adorable?
    Vote for my sister Kanorin!
[00:32] ---
    What?! I don't believe that!
[00:33] ---
    "Kirishima"
[00:34] ---
    Also, don't put me up as a
    candidate without telling me!
[00:37] ---
    "Fuko"
[00:37] ---
    I don't really know what a
    "student council president" is,
[00:40] ---
    but I am a starfish president!
[00:42] ---
    Fu-chan!
[00:43] ---
    At last, I make my first appearance!
[00:43] ---
    "Nishizono"
[00:46] ---
    I am Midori, not Mio!
[00:48] ---
    I thought now would be a good time
    to rule over the school openly.
[00:48] ---
    "Senri"
[00:51] ---
    Oh, I'm Akane Senri.
[00:53] ---
    Yay, yay.
[00:54] ---
    "Sunohara"
[00:54] ---
    I'm Mei Sunohara! I'll run because I can!
[00:57] ---
    For student council president,
[00:59] ---
    and a toilet seat cover!
[01:01] ---
    Whoever taught my sister that
    dumb joke, come out here now!
[01:04] ---
    Riki!
[01:04] ---
    "I love Riki"
[01:07] ---
    When did the number of
    candidates blow up like this?
[01:09] ---
    We're nearing the final episode.
[01:11] ---
    Those characters that haven't had much
    airtime are here to leave a mark.
[01:13] ---
    They're classic no-hope candidates.
[01:15] ---
    Phrasing!
[01:17] ---
    Hey, what about her,
    the one in your group?
[01:20] ---
    Yuri is...
[01:21] ---
    "Self-Examination Room"
[01:30] ---
    "Confusion in the Student Council
    Presidential Election, Etc."
[01:31] ---
    How did I fail?
[01:33] ---
    That was a perfect plan...
[01:36] ---
    Now, Takeyama-kun!
[01:37] ---
    Show me your hacking skills!
[01:38] ---
    It will be no trouble.
[01:40] ---
    Also, please call me Chr--
[01:41] ---
    Tamper with the data to give us an edge!
[01:46] ---
    "Morals"
[01:46] ---
    The public morals committee
    does not allow cheating!
[01:49] ---
    Our informant was right!
[01:50] ---
    We're sending you to
    the self-examination room!
[01:52] ---
    What--
[01:53] ---
    How did you find out?!
[01:56] ---
    I will remove all obstacles.
[01:57] ---
    Yes, I will become the student council
    president, a type of god,
[02:01] ---
    and then Otonashi-san and I will become
    the Adam and Eve of a new world!
[02:09] ---
    Yuzuru Guard Skill: Thieving Cat Eraser.
[02:14] ---
    "Note: Yuri is pretty clueless, and
    honestly doesn't realize she was betrayed."
[02:15] ---
    There couldn't have been
    any issues with my plan...!
[02:17] ---
    But I won't lose!
[02:19] ---
    In order to take revenge against
    that god, I will endure any hardship!
[02:23] ---
    I get it.
[02:24] ---
    I can endure the self-examination
    room for taiyaki.
[02:28] ---
    Don't equate my goal with taiyaki!
[02:29] ---
    By the way, how are you so confident?
[02:33] ---
    I come here weekly.
[02:34] ---
    A regular?!
[02:37] ---
    Yuri Nakamura, you're getting released.
[02:39] ---
    What about me?!
[02:41] ---
    There's a difference between
    a regular offender and a first-timer.
[02:43] ---
    Ugu...
[02:47] ---
    "Principal's Office"
[02:47] ---
    I'm back!
[02:48] ---
    Now finally I can make
    a plan to get elected...
[02:53] ---
    Otonashi-kun, Noda-kun, Yusa-san...?
[03:00] ---
    Guys...
[03:01] ---
    We're here to help, comrade Yuri!
[03:03] ---
    "Key"
[03:03] ---
    I know that voice!
[03:05] ---
    You want to be president, right?
[03:07] ---
    We'll help you.
[03:10] ---
    Because we're basically family.
[03:14] ---
    Yes, we are--
[03:16] ---
    "The Loser Heroine Gang"
[03:16] ---
    The Loser Heroine Gang!
[03:19] ---
    How terrible...
[03:20] ---
    Don't do it if it makes you sad...
[03:21] ---
    "To be continued"
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[03:55] ---
    "Illustration by Ayumi Takato"