E2 - The Title, Etc.

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    "Kaginado Academy"
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    This is Kaginado Academy,
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    "Let's play baseball!"
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    the school that the people from various
    worlds who live in this town attend,
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    which we failed to explain in episode 1.
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    "Bread"
    "Parfait with special hand-made jam"
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    Have I done all the
    narration I need to do?
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    "The Title, Etc."
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    I wish terrorists would
    attack or something...
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    I envy the three of you.
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    Ryou-chan, what do you mean, envy?
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    "Rose"
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    Well, I'm really bland.
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    I'm often referred to as
    "the boring twin," "a bad cook,"
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    "too romantically intense,"
    "yet kind of a slut"...
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    Basically people say whatever they want.
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    So, what, you want the heroine
    that didn't get pursued
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    to still love only the protagonist
    and stay single forever?
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    "Heh heh heh"
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    Ponpoko tanuki.
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    Kawasumi-san, you have a flashy sword.
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    I am a demon slayer.
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    Tokido-san, you can do flashy gunplay.
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    As a super spy, it's only natural.
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    Kirishima-san, you have a flashy bandana.
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    What? Bandanas are totally normal.
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    If it lets you use magic if you keep it
    on until you grow up, it's not normal.
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    But, well, Ryou-chan,
    you're a great fortune teller.
SIGN    "Kaginado Academy Festival"
SIGN    "Japan Martel Group presents" "Flea Market" "Shops wanted"
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    Yes. Every prediction I make,
    the reverse comes true.
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    Also known as the death teller
    or harbinger of doom...
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    Demon slayer?!
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    Super spy?!
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    Sealed wizard?!
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    Harbinger of doom?!
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    That's what I call mach, even for girls!
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    "Otsu" "Meat Bun"
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    Thanks for waiting, dear ladies!
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    What's going on, Sunohara-kun?
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    Isn't it obvious?
    I've come to welcome you into...
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    ...my harem!
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    "Muscle"
    "Masato Inohara"
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    He's spouting gibberish.
    Let's end him, Mai-san.
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    Honey bear.
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    Whoa, easy. Unless you
    want this dog... Dog?
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    To go bald, drop your weapons.
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    Potato!
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    You villain...! Fine.
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    Honey bear.
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    Yes, obey me!
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    Do you think we would succumb
    to a terrorist's demands?!
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    I do, because the title
    of this anime is "Kaginado"!
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    Obviously, it means we from
    Team Clannad are the protagonists!
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    Protagonists are allowed to do anything!
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    --What...?
    --Huh?
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    Allowed to do anything...?
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    Ryou-chan, your ambitions
    are clearly visible.
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    Yes! Spring has come for me!
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    "Heh heh heh"
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    Just like it says in my name!
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    Hold up.
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    I'm taking over this duel of fate--
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    Not on my watch!
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    "Please wait a moment"
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    That was lethal!
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    In a perfect world you all
    would be a bit younger,
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    but you're still cute girls
    that need to be protected.
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    Lose the extra detail!
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    Yuiko-chan, you're great!
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    Thank you... Dammit.
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    I'm sure you're all rattled. Let me
    buy you some sweets at the cafeteria.
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    --Honey bear!
    --Oh, by the way...
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    "Kaginado"
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    "Kaginado" written in
    kanji means "Key, etc."
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    "Key, Etc."
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    The "Nad" here is unrelated
    to "Clannad," so fear not:
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    its cast won't get special treatment.
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    What?!
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    "Starfish"
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    What does "Etc." mean?!
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    "Illustration by Natsuki Tanihara"