# E12 - The School Carnival Ends, and Then... Etc.

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34NZ2/the-school-carnival-ends-and-then-etc)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This three-episode-long<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Carnival Arc" is finally ending today.<br>**[00:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Twin Skit"<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Who am I, you ask?<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's save that for later.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"The School Carnival Ends,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and Then... Etc."<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Mishio?<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, what is it, Makoto?<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is fun!<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wish the carnival<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lasted forever and ever!<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, we can't make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the anime staff suffer like that.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The climax of the carnival,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the beauty contest!<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here are the contestants!<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss Kaginado Contest"<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so it begins!<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The "Mister 'Miss Kaginado' Contest"!<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mister Miss Kaginado Contest"<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mister"<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really did it this time, Mio-*kun*.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men grappling with other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;men for beauty dominance...<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps you're actually the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wildest one in the Little Busters.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaori, please look away...<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why me? Uraha, did you do this?!<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter what humiliation I suffer,<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can't break the fangs of the wolf!<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit, not only did someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tamper with the applications,<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they put *us* on the stage!<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've been totally outplayed.<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But now that I'm here,<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to win this thing!<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to take your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;positive attitude down a notch!<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--I see, it's this ability to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;break free that I've been lacking!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Okay, then!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Wafu! Wafu! Wafu!<br>**[01:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watch me shine, Kaori!<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no Kitagawa-*kun*.<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't make any sense, big sis.<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why was he even born?<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bro, you're a dummy.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The contestants were chosen based on the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"protagonist's best friend" archetype.<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ma" "Ken"<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! I am Riki's best friend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and partner! My muscles say so!<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fool! I am Riki's one and only man!<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss Kaginado Contest"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ke" "Ma"<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are absolutely gross!<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am a lonely wolf.<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no interest in becoming<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tennouji's "best friend"--<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looking cute, Yoshino-*kun*!<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kunisaki-*san*, you're a loner<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who doesn't have a best friend,<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we've invited<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your ancestor to fill that seat.<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Descendant!<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry, you'll live, Kunisaki!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm kind of the same!<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is absurd.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I find this aspect<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Sir Ryuya quite precious.<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mio-*kun*, why did you do this?<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we had the protagonists fight,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naoe-*san* would obviously win.<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not so sure.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Against Aizawa-*kun* and the others,<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it would be a pretty close match.<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whaaat?!<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you hear that, Tomoya-*san*?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The little one has no doubt he'll win.<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's looking down on us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even though he's younger?<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just because he has a cute face and voice!<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How insolent!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring it on!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure...<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's do this, senpais.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oho! A new challenger appears!<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let the contest begin!<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Keep Out"<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Rainbow Jam Bread"        "Stop it"<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Saito's Jet Stream Noodles"<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ghost Mansion"<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After going through multiple tests...<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The final winner has now been decided.<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The winner is...<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd still win!<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"MC"<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hideki Hinata!<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even so, I'd still win!<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's that? Yikes. Seriously?<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look! Everyone fell silent!<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you I didn't want to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take part in this stupid charade!<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this is a charade.<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This event...<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This academy...<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this whole world!<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why we're going to destroy it all!<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll destroy this world,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made by a stupid god!<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>