# E6 - Little Sisters, Etc.

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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kaginado Academy"<br>**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little sisters.<br>**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They are often people we must protect.<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At times, they are those<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we treasure and cherish.<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A sinful existence that knows no equal.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. For example...<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"King of Key TV"<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would not be unreasonable to delay<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one's plans for marriage for their sister.<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Heated debate! Gather together,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;older brothers and little sisters.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little sisters for the win"<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Little Sisters, Etc."<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so...<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kyousuke Natsume:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd create a new<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; world for my sister"<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sakuya Ohtori:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; All damage to my<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; sister redirects to me"<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I invited those with little sisters<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to gather here today.<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sizuru Nakatsu:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Medicine for my sister"<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kaori Misaka:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How could<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you say that?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love it"<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Mio Nishizono:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Imaginary Sister"<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tomoyo Sakagami:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 150% name sync rate<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with my sister"<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Youhei Sunohara:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Little sister, and a toilet seat cover"<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kyou Fujibayashi:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; No elder sister is better<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than her younger sister"<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kanata Futaki:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The whole world agrees<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; that little sisters are cute"<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold up! Tomoyo,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do you even have a little sister?<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her uniform is different from<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one Fujibayashi-*san* is wearing.<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it is. That's the summer uniform...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means...<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I am After Tomoyo. I have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a little sister with a different mom.<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, take note of the fact<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I practically live with Okazaki.<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Question.<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My sister doesn't recognize me as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her sister. Why was I invited today?<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fact remains that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have a little sister.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, everyone, tell us your feelings<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;towards your little sisters.<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just to set a baseline,<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Morals"<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't imagine anyone *doesn't*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find their little sister cute.<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Agreed. It should be noted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that my little sister is much cuter<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than the other cute little sisters.<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't expressing love towards one's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;twin sister inherently narcissistic,<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a projection of one's own image?<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. That's well put.<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like talking about how beautiful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your reflection in the mirror is.<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grrr!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a delusional verbal assault.<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course my little sister is cuter!<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm? My sister?<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"About your older brother/sister<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is the truth?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss R (Has an older sister) She tried to 'practice' kissing"<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She tried to "practice" kissing...<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...masquerading as me.<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"...masquerading as me."<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fujibayashi-*san*, how could you...<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Kanata did actual kissing,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not "practice"...<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"About your older brother/sister<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is the truth?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss H (Has an older sister) Kanata did actual kissing, not 'practice'"<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...masquerading as me.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two are a disgrace<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the title of "big sister."<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Um...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;--Hmm?<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She used to say, "I don't have a sister."<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"About your older brother/sister<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is the truth?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Miss S (Has an older sister) She used to say, 'I don't have a sister.'"<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You all are despicable.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We may not share a mother, but my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;little sister is very honest and good.<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tomo"        "Tomoyo"<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her name, "Tomo," is similar to mine.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suspect she was named that<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that it's easier to gloss over accidentally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saying the wrong daughter's name.<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tomo"   "Tomoyo"<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My father is a dirtbag!<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, I don't dote over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my sister or anything.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you make Mei cry!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good job.<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? That's totally normal.<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who wouldn't get pissed off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if someone made their sister cry?<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Youhei... Making a sound argument?<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on? I thought Sunohara-*kun*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was supposed to be a loser!<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Are you really Sunohara?"<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I receiving such abuse right now?!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That natural attitude,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that what we're missing?!<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We covet that title!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"*Onii-chan*"<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Call us "*Onii-chan*"!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Onii-chan.*<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back to the important topic! My sister<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the cutest, and I'm the most loving!<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How foolish. My sister is the best.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could there be anyone better than me?<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My love for Tomo is true!<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've prepared a way to determine how strong<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your emotions are towards your sisters.<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, baseball.<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct.<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what?! That makes no sense!<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This will continue.<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Illustration by Sadoru Chiba"<br>