E4 - Roasted Pork Ramen Diet

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SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
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[01:35] CAT
    Ta-da!
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SIGN    "Revelation Cat"
    
     A cat that gives
     you revelations.
[01:36] CAT
    Roasted pork ramen would be good for you.
[01:38] KODAMA
    Revelation Cat!
[01:39] ---
    Roasted pork ramen? What do you mean?
[01:42] CAT
    Roasted pork is protein.
[01:44] ---
    Regular ramen is mainly just carbs.
SIGN    Carbs
[01:47] CAT
    Roasted pork ramen thus has
    both protein and carbs.
[01:47] SIGN (right)
    Protein
[01:52] CAT
    You absorb fewer carbs from ramen
    if you eat protein with it.
[01:59] KODAMA
    I... I see...
[02:01] KODAMA
    Roasted pork ramen... That's it!
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[02:05] WAITER
    Welcome!
[02:06] KODAMA
    I'll take a roasted pork ramen!
SIGN    Menu
[02:07] KODAMA
    Roasted pork ramen, please.
[02:09] KODAMA
    I'll take a roasted pork ramen...
    with roasted pork.
[02:11] ---
    One roasted pork ramen. Add a seasoned egg.
[02:14] KODAMA
    A few
    months
    later...
[02:15] KODAMA
    A few months later...
[02:17] KODAMA
    Revelation cat!
[02:19] ---
    I'm keeping up with
    the roasted pork ramen diet!
[02:26] CAT
    The what?