E22 - Komeda's Coffee Debut

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    I came to Komeda Coffee.
[01:30] SIGN (left)
    I came to
    Komeda Coffee
[01:32] KODAMA
    I've been told that the portions
    of the food at this café is crazy.
SIGN    Armchair Expert
    on Komeda Coffee
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
[01:36] KODAMA
    Based on the degree of my hunger and
    the portion of the food served here,
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
[01:39] ---
    I've come to the conclusion
    that the correct answer is...
[01:42] KODAMA
    Shrimp cutlet sandwich and
    beef stew! And coffee.
[01:46] KODAMA/I
    I know the shrimp cutlet sandwich is big.
[01:48] KODAMA (ordering)
    This, this, and this, please.
SIGN    This
SIGN    This
SIGN    And this
[01:48] KODAMA/I
    But that's what I need right now.
[01:51] KODAMA/I
    This is the optimal solution.
SIGN    THUD
[01:53] SERVER
    Here's the bread for breakfast special.
SIGN    THUD
[01:56] SERVER
    Here's two pieces of baguette for beef stew.
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[02:02] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
[02:04] SIGN (left)
    I bought a personal
    shopping basket
[02:05] KODAMA
    I bought a personal shopping basket.
SIGN    At Inageya
SIGN    The basket I used to shop
SIGN    My personal basket
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:07] SIGN (right)
    At the cashier.
[02:07] KODAMA
    At the cashier.
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:11] KODAMA
    The shop clerk neatly puts everything into
    my basket, and I can just take it home.
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:15] KODAMA
    So nice...
SIGN    So nice...
[02:17] SIGN
    So nice that I
    don't have to take
    anything out for storage...
[02:17] KODAMA
    So nice that I don't have to
    take anything out for storage...
SIGN    TIGHT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    TIGHT♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
[02:22] SIGN
    A couple
    of days later
[02:22] KODAMA
    A couple of days later.
SIGN    NEAT...♥
SIGN    Oh, I see...
[02:25] KODAMA
    Oh, I see...
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
[02:26] SIGN
    I have to take everything
    out to go shopping
SIGN    NEAT...♥
[02:26] KODAMA
    I have to take everything out to go shopping.
SIGN    NEAT...♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥