E15 - Merry Friends in My Town

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Inageya
[01:30] KODAMA
    Hello. I'm Kawashiri Kodama.
[01:33] KODAMA
    Lemme introduce y'all to my
    merry friends in my town.
SIGN    CREEP
[01:42] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
[01:44] SIGN (left)
    Mr. No-Texting-
    While-Walking
[01:44] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. No-Texting-While-Walking,
[01:46] SIGN (right)
    He strives to
    improve the community's
    cell phone manners
[01:46] KODAMA
    who strives to improve the
    community's cell phone manners.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:48] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:51] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:52] ---
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Oden
[01:54] SIGN (red)
    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    A gentle hero
    who oversees
    the town
[01:59] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. Always-In-Front-
    Of-A-Convenience-Store,
[02:02] SIGN (left)
    Mr. Always-In-Front-
    Of-A-Convenience-Store
[02:02] KODAMA
    a gentle hero who oversees the town.
[02:04] SIGN (red)
    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    GASP
SIGN    DING-DING-DING
SIGN    W
    H
    O
    O
    S
    H
SIGN    °It's dangerous to smoke while riding a bike. Do not attempt.
[02:14] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. Rocket-Smoker-Grandpa-
    On-Two-Wheelers, who says,
[02:15] SIGN (right)
    "The hell with
    the metropolitan
    ordinance!"
[02:16] KODAMA
    "The hell with the metropolitan ordinance!"
[02:16] SIGN (left)
    Mr. Rocket-Smoker-
    Grandpa-On-
    Two-Wheelers
SIGN    D
    I
    N
    G
    |
    D
    I
    N
    G
SIGN    D
    I
    N
    G
    |
    D
    I
    N
    G
SIGN    DING-DING-DING
[02:26] KODAMA
    What a merry town.
[02:26] SIGN
    What a
    merry town