E16 - Old Man

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    As usual, I'm on my way to Inageya.
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:37] KODAMA
    It's "the old man who stands in
    front of the convenience store."
SIGN    MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE
[01:41] KODAMA
    "The Old Man Who Stands in Front
    of the Convenience Store" is
[01:42] SIGN
    "The Old Man
    Who Stands in Front
    of the Convenience
    Store" is
[01:44] KODAMA
    the guy who hangs out in front of
[01:45] SIGN
    the guy who hangs out
    in front of the
    convenience store
    in my neighborhood ear-round
[01:46] KODAMA
    the convenience store in
    my neighborhood year-round.
SIGN    BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:49] KODAMA
    Unbeaten by rain or wind,
[01:50] SIGN
    Unbeaten by
    rain or wind
[01:51] KODAMA
    or snow or the heat of summer,
[01:52] SIGN
    Or snow or
    the heat
    of summer
[01:54] KODAMA
    his body is strong and healthy.
[01:54] SIGN
    His body is
    strong and healthy
[01:58] KODAMA
    Another day.
[01:58] SIGN
    Another
    day
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
[02:00] KODAMA
    Hm? He's not here today.
[02:02] KODAMA
    Oh. There's a blanket
    where he usually stands...
[02:10] KODAMA
    It's him...
[02:10] SIGN
    It's
    him...
[02:13] KODAMA
    Is the human body capable of folding like that?
[02:15] KODAMA
    Is he okay?
SIGN    BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
[02:21] SIGN
    On my way back
    from shopping
[02:21] KODAMA
    On my way back from shopping.
[02:24] KODAMA
    The old man wasn't folded in half,
[02:25] SIGN
    The old man wasn't
    folded in half,
    and was eating fried potatoes
    from the convenience store
[02:27] ---
    and was eating fried potatoes
    from the convenience store.
SIGN    RELIEVED...