# E16 - Old Man Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7J04/old-man)
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***SIGN***    Productivity
***SIGN***    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN***    Productivity
***SIGN***    Revelation
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***SIGN***    Revelation
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Revelation?
***SIGN***    Productivity
***SIGN***    Productivity
***SIGN***    Productivity
**[01:30] KODAMA**
    As usual, I'm on my way to Inageya.
***SIGN***    Oden
***SIGN***    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
**[01:37] KODAMA**
*    It's "the old man who stands in*
*    front of the convenience store."*
***SIGN***    MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE
**[01:41] KODAMA**
*    "The Old Man Who Stands in Front*
*    of the Convenience Store" is*
**[01:42] SIGN**
    "The Old Man
    Who Stands in Front
    of the Convenience
    Store" is
**[01:44] KODAMA**
    *the guy who hangs out in front of*
**[01:45] SIGN**
    the guy who hangs out
    in front of the
    convenience store
    in my neighborhood ear-round
**[01:46] KODAMA**
*    the convenience store in*
*    my neighborhood year-round.*
***SIGN***    BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
***SIGN***    MUMBLE
**[01:49] KODAMA**
    *Unbeaten by rain or wind,*
**[01:50] SIGN**
    Unbeaten by
    rain or wind
**[01:51] KODAMA**
    *or snow or the heat of summer,*
**[01:52] SIGN**
    Or snow or
    the heat
    of summer
**[01:54] KODAMA**
    *his body is strong and healthy.*
**[01:54] SIGN**
    His body is
    strong and healthy
**[01:58] KODAMA**
    *Another day.*
**[01:58] SIGN**
    Another
    day
***SIGN***    Oden
***SIGN***    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
**[02:00] KODAMA**
    *Hm? He's not here today.*
**[02:02] KODAMA**
*    Oh. There's a blanket*
*    where he usually stands...*
**[02:10] KODAMA**
    *It's him...*
**[02:10] SIGN**
    It's
    him...
**[02:13] KODAMA**
    *Is the human body capable of folding like that?*
**[02:15] KODAMA**
    *Is he okay?*
***SIGN***    BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
**[02:21] SIGN**
    On my way back
    from shopping
**[02:21] KODAMA**
    *On my way back from shopping.*
**[02:24] KODAMA**
    *The old man wasn't folded in half,*
**[02:25] SIGN**
    The old man wasn't
    folded in half,
    and was eating fried potatoes
    from the convenience store
**[02:27] ---**
*    and was eating fried potatoes*
*    from the convenience store.*
***SIGN***    RELIEVED...