E13 - No-Plan Boiled Sausage

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] SIGN
    Night
SIGN    A
    h
    w
    o
    o
    o
    o
[01:31] KODAMA
    Night.
SIGN    F
    r
    i
    d
    g
    e
[01:32] KODAMA
    I'm a bit hungry...
[01:33] SIGN (left)
    I'm a bit...
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    hungry...
[01:36] KODAMA
    I found dried up sausages.
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    I found
    dried up sausages.
SIGN    A frying pan for
    making rolled egg omelet
[01:39] SIGN
    I'll
    boil
    them
    and
    eat
    them.
[01:39] KODAMA
    I'll boil them and eat them.
SIGN    B
    L
    U
    B
    
    B
    L
    U
    B
SIGN    GASP
[01:45] KODAMA
    What if I added ramen in here?
SIGN    Revelation Cat
[01:45] SIGN (left)
    What if I
    add ramen
    in here?
SIGN    Chicken Ramen
SIGN    F
    W
    O
    O
    S
    H
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    SPLASH
SIGN    SPLISH
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Ah...
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Ahhh...
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Oh, me.
SIGN    Oh, my.
[01:54] KODAMA
    Oh, my... Oh, my...
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GASP
[01:58] SIGN
    What if I added
    an egg in here?
[01:58] KODAMA
    What if I added an egg in here?
[02:01] REVELATION CAT
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
[02:03] SIGN (left)
    Morning, 9:00
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    Sumptuous Feast
[02:06] KODAMA
    I ate and drank too much last night.
[02:09] KODAMA
    I'm not too hungry.
[02:11] KODAMA
    There's no bread or cereal.
[02:14] KODAMA
    Maybe I'll skip breakfast?
SIGN    T
    A
    M
    P
    .
    .
    .
[02:19] REVELATION CAT
    You will gain weight
    if you skip breakfast...
[02:19] REVELATION CAT
    You will gain weight if you skip breakfast...
[02:21] KODAMA
    Revelation Cat?!
SIGN    P
    O
    U
    R
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    Chicken Ramen
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
[02:26] SIGN
    I ate
    ramen again
    for breakfast.
[02:26] KODAMA
    I ate ramen again for breakfast.
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P