E9 - Teacher

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[00:08] Terajima
    Sensei, it's time for class.
[00:12] Terajima
    Yasuda-sensei.
[00:15] Terajima
    Don't say I didn't try to wake you up.
[00:17] Female Student A
    Uh-oh, we should get back to the classroom.
[00:19] Female Student A
    The bell's about to ring.
[00:20] Female Student B
    Whoa. Yasuda's asleep.
[00:25] Female Student A
    His hair is so soft!
[00:28] Female Student B
    This'll look great.
[00:32] Terajima
    Yasuda-sensei.
[00:33] Terajima
    Yasuda-sensei!
[00:35] Yasuda
    Was there someone behind me just now?!
[00:38] Terajima
    Yup, just a couple of third-years.
[00:41] Yasuda
    I bet they were girls!
[00:43] Yasuda
    How could I miss my chance like that?!
[00:45] Terajima
    You know...
[00:46] Yasuda
    Damn, my class is already starting.
[00:49] Terajima
    You know, Yasuda-sensei...
[00:51] Yasuda
    What is it?!
[00:55] Terajima
    There's something wrong with your head.
[00:58] Yasuda
    I know that!
[01:01] Yasuda
    Why bring it up now?! I'm in a hurry!
[01:05] Terajima
    I won't argue, but that's not what I meant.
[01:08] Yasuda
    I'm going to class!
[02:40] _Sign
    Teacher
[02:41] Yasuda
    Your average on the last exams
    was lower than the other classes'.
[02:45] Yasuda
    Write down an answer even if you're unsure.
[02:48] Yasuda
    You left way too many questions blank.
    You're throwing points away.
[02:53] Yasuda
    Are you taking this seriously?
[02:56] _All
    Are you taking this seriously?
[02:59] Hori
    Yasuda, I...
[03:01] Yasuda
    What?
[03:04] Male Student A
    Do it!
[03:05] Female Student C
    Ask him, Hori-san!
[03:12] Hori
    Never mind.
[03:15] Yasuda
    Your English score was good, as usual.
[03:17] Hori
    Oh, um... Thanks.
[03:21] Hori
    What do I say?
[03:22] Hori
    I can't think of anything.
[03:25] Yasuda
    Does that bother you?
[03:26] Hori
    No, sir.
[03:29] Miyamura
    Excuse me!
[03:30] Yasuda
    What is it? Need to use the restroom?
[03:33] Miyamura
    Um, no...
[03:35] Male Student B
    Ask him, Miyamura!
[03:37] Female Student D
    You can do it, Miyamura-kun!
[03:40] Miyamura
    The theme...
[03:42] Yasuda
    Th-The theme?
[03:44] Miyamura
    The theme for today...
[03:46] Yasuda
    What about it?
[03:49] Yasuda
    Does that have anything
    to do with what we're discussing?
[03:54] Miyamura
    Er, no. It doesn't, but...
[03:56] Yasuda
    No?
[03:57] Yasuda
    Then sit down.
[03:59] Miyamura
    Okay...
[04:00] Yasuda
    What's going on?
    You all seem distracted by something.
[04:04] _All
    It's you!
[04:07] Yuki
    Oh, no! I overslept, and now I'm late!
[04:10] Yuki
    What class are we on now?
[04:14] Yuki
    I'm sorry for being late!
[04:16] Yasuda
    So you finally made it, Yoshikawa.
[04:30] Yuki
    What gives, Yasuda?
[04:31] Yuki
    You gotta stop! I can't!
[04:37] Miyamura
    I can't hold it back anymore!
[04:39] Ishikawa
    Lookin' cute today, Yasuda!
[04:43] Yasuda
    What's gotten into you all?
[04:45] Yasuda
    I look cute?
[04:46] Yuki
    Have a look, Yasuda.
[04:51] Yasuda
    What is this?!
[04:53] Hori
    How did you not notice?
[04:54] Ishikawa
    You can't fool us!
[04:59] Yasuda
    Honestly...
[05:01] Yasuda
    If they're going to do that,
    I want it done while I'm awake!
[05:04] Yasuda
    I want to be able to enjoy
     teenage girls playing with my hair!
[05:07] Terajima
    There really is something
    wrong with his head.
[05:09] Yasuda
    That was a rare opportunity to...
[05:12] _Sign
    Reference Room
[05:12] _Sign
    Science Room
[05:12] _Sign
    Library
[05:15] Yasuda
    Terajima-sensei, do you know
    where the resource room key is?
[05:19] Terajima
    I don't. Try asking the one
    who's in charge of it.
[05:22] Yasuda
    And who would that be?
[05:26] Terajima
    Nakamine-sensei, I believe.
[05:29] Terajima
    Come to think of it, I think
    he used the room yesterday.
[05:36] Yasuda
    Nakamine-sensei!
[05:40] Yasuda
    Please return the resource room key.
[05:44] Nakamine
    I put it back yesterday.
[05:48] Yasuda
    It isn't there.
[05:49] Nakamine
    But I put it back.
[05:51] Yasuda
    It's not there.
[05:53] Nakamine
    That's odd...
[05:55] Nakamine
    Oh.
[05:57] Nakamine
    Oh, it was in my pocket.
[06:00] Nakamine
    My bad.
[06:02] Yasuda
    Why is he in charge of the key?
[06:05] Nakamine
    Man, I'm glad we found it.
[06:09] Yasuda
    You just dropped a different key.
[06:13] Nakamine
    My bicycle key!
    I thought I lost it over the summer.
[06:16] Yasuda
    O-Over the summer?
[06:18] Yasuda
    It's winter!
[06:20] Nakamine
    Thank you.
[06:22] Nakamine
    Now I can start riding my bike again.
[06:24] Yasuda
    I didn't really do anything...
[06:27] Nakamine
    No need to be humble.
[06:29] Yasuda
    Maybe we should entrust
    the key to someone else.
[06:34] Yasuda
    Do you have any other keys on you?
[06:37] Nakamine
    I wonder...
[06:40] Hori
    Hey, it's Yasuda.
[06:41] Ishikawa
    Who's that other teacher?
[06:43] Yuki
    Nakamine-sensei.
[06:45] Yuki
    Remember? The physics teacher.
[06:51] _All
    Whoa!
[06:54] Hori
    How does your pocket do that?
[06:56] Ishikawa
    Was that a magic trick?
[06:57] Yuki
    That's a lot of keys!
[06:58] Nakamine
    Huh? Oh, thanks.
[07:02] Yasuda
    I could do that too if I tried!
[07:05] Ishikawa
    You don't need to get
    competitive about it, Yasuda.
[07:08] Yasuda
    No, I'm serious! I could totally do that!
[07:12] Yuki
    Sensei, there was another key over here.
[07:14] Nakamine
    Oh, thank you. I would've been
    in trouble again without that.
[07:20] Nakamine
    Huh?
[07:25] Nakamine
    Th-The resource room key is gone.
[07:28] Yasuda
    Nakamine-sensei!
[07:28] _Sign
    Loop
[07:42] Yuki
    Sensei!
[07:45] Yuki
    You dropped these.
[07:48] Nakamine
    Oh, silly me.
[07:50] Nakamine
    Thank you.
[07:51] Yuki
    Sensei, you might have a hole in your pocket.
[07:55] Nakamine
    What? There's no way...
[08:04] Yuki
    Sensei, I have a sewing kit.
[08:08] Nakamine
    You don't say!
[08:10] _Sign
    Home Economics
[08:13] Nakamine
    You're quite skilled with
    your hands, young lady.
[08:16] Yuki
    Sensei, I'm Yoshikawa from class 3-1.
[08:20] Nakamine
    R-Right...
[08:22] Nakamine
    Sorry.
[08:24] Nakamine
    I don't teach class 3-1.
[08:28] Yuki
    But you taught us as first-years.
[08:32] Yuki
    Did you forget?
[08:34] Nakamine
    I've had trouble remembering
    faces and names since I was young.
[08:41] Nakamine
    But I remember you.
[08:57] Ishikawa
    It's an affair.
[08:59] Yasuda
    But it's Nakamine-sensei...
[09:01] Yasuda
    But it's Nakamine-sensei!
[09:03] Yasuda
    How'd he do it?
[09:04] Yasuda
    How'd he get a teenage girl alone
    doing that for him?
[09:07] Ishikawa
    Shut up. How should I know? Drop dead.
[09:09] Yasuda
    I don't like hearing
    you say that so casually.
[09:11] Ishikawa
    This is no time to start
    acting like a real teacher!
[09:15] Yasuda
    Gotta say, I never expected
     Yoshikawa to carry a sewing set.
[09:21] Ishikawa
    I had no idea either. What's more...
[09:25] (Flashback) Yuki
    Toru, you're missing a button.
[09:28] (Flashback) Ishikawa
    Oh, I didn't notice.
[09:30] (Flashback) Yuki
    Honestly. Make sure you sew it back on.
[09:34] Ishikawa
    That's how she treated me this summer!
[09:38] Yasuda
    Sounds like she has
    no love for you whatsoever.
[09:41] Yasuda
    You might as well be "Rando A" to her.
[09:44] Ishikawa
    Don't talk like you know how she feels
    when you don't, you sexual harasser!
[09:49] Yasuda
    Then what about Nakamine-sensei?
    What about him, huh?!
[09:52] Ishikawa
    Nakamine doesn't give off even a whiff of
    ulterior motives, criminality, or indecency.
[09:58] Ishikawa
    You, on the other hand...
[09:59] Yasuda
    What?! I have only the purest intentions!
[10:03] Ishikawa
    Huh?!
[10:04] Nakamine
    Wow!
[10:07] Nakamine
    You sewed it right up. Thank you so much.
[10:12] Yuki
    Let me know if you ever get another hole.
[10:15] Yuki
    And take better care of those keys!
[10:18] Nakamine
    Yoshikawa-san, do you always
    have a needle and thread on you?
[10:23] Yuki
    Yeah, sure do.
[10:25] Yuki
    There's a certain someone
    who keeps losing his buttons.
[10:28] Yuki
    But he doesn't tell me when it happens.
[10:31] Nakamine
    Oh, that's really too bad.
[10:34] Nakamine
    Say, to show my appreciation,
    can I get you something to drink?
[10:39] Yuki
    No, thanks. I'm still working on this.
[10:43] Yuki
    Hey, instead, Sensei,
    let me see your hand.
[10:49] Yasuda
    What are they talking about?
[10:51] Ishikawa
    How should I know?
[10:53] Yasuda
    She finished mending...
[11:13] Yuki
    Toru?
[11:14] Nakamine
    Oh my.
[11:20] Ishikawa
    What were you doing back there?
[11:25] Yuki
    What do you mean?
[11:26] Ishikawa
    With his hands.
[11:28] Yuki
    Oh, that?
[11:29] Yuki
    I was doing a palm reading.
[11:32] Ishikawa
    What brought that on?
[11:33] Yuki
    I'm into it lately. It's neat.
[11:35] Yuki
    I can read yours, too!
[11:37] Ishikawa
    Nah, I'll pass.
[11:38] Yuki
    It's fine. I don't mind.
[11:50] Yuki
    Your palm lines are so faint!
[11:52] Yuki
    Just like Nakamine-sensei's!
[11:53] Ishikawa
    That's what you were looking at?!
[11:56] Ishikawa
    Aren't you supposed to tell me how lucky I am?
[11:59] Yuki
    I can't tell that.
[12:01] Yuki
    Go watch your horoscope on the news.
[12:03] Ishikawa
    Talk about a total cop out.
[12:06] Ishikawa
    Listen, have you read anyone else's palms?
[12:09] Yuki
    Nope.
[12:11] Yuki
    Oh, I did look at Hori's.
    Her lines were really easy to see.
[12:14] Yuki
    Why do you ask?
[12:15] Ishikawa
    I just don't want anyone
    thinking you're a weirdo.
[12:19] Ishikawa
    Not that I do.
[12:26] Yuki
    Wait, are you saying you think I'm weird?!
[12:30] Ishikawa
    No!
[12:31] Yuki
    I'm not a weirdo! I'm not!
[12:34] Ishikawa
    I know.
[12:35] Iura
    Ishikawa!
[12:37] Iura
    Miyamura says he's in for tomorrow!
[12:40] Ishikawa
    Nice! Where should we go, then?
[12:45] Iura
    What if we go find an empty classroom, bro?
[12:48] Ishikawa
    Who are calling "bro"?
[12:49] Yuki
    Ooh, what's this? Lemme in on it!
[12:53] Iura
    Just a little guy fun!
[12:56] Yuki
    Sounds dumb.
[12:57] Iura
    What?!
[13:07] Miyamura
    I had a hard time sneaking this in here.
[13:12] Ishikawa
    Talk about huge...
[13:14] Iura
    We all know bigger is better.
[13:16] _Sign
    Student Council
[13:17] Miyamura
    I think looks are important, too.
[13:19] Iura
    No way. Size is where the romance lies.
[13:25] Yasuda
    Hello, young adolescent boys!
[13:27] Yasuda
    What do we have here
    that's got you all so... excited...
[13:34] Iura
    Where do you live, Yasuda?
[13:37] Yasuda
    Why? Are you going to come
    burn my place down?
[13:39] Iura
    No, I'm just interested.
[13:41] Yasuda
    You don't need to be interested
    in where your teachers live.
[13:44] _Sign
    Student Counseling
[13:45] Yasuda
    And besides, you three are in trouble.
[13:47] Yasuda
    Do you get that?
[13:49] _All
    Sorry.
[13:51] Miyamura
    But school policy doesn't
    forbid having cake in a classroom.
[13:56] Yasuda
    A whole cake is just too much.
[13:59] Ishikawa
    Come to think of it, you live
    pretty close to school, right?
[14:03] Ishikawa
    I remember sending you a New Year's card.
[14:07] Yasuda
    Are you planning to visit?!
[14:09] Yasuda
    You'd better not! And we're
    still talking about the cake!
[14:13] Iura
    We don't care about the cake anymore.
[14:16] Iura
    We want to know how you live.
[14:18] Yasuda
    You're a little too honest.
[14:20] Ishikawa
    Do you live by yourself?
[14:22] Yasuda
    Huh? Well, you could say that...
[14:25] Iura
    Got a girlfriend?
[14:26] Yasuda
    No.
[14:27] Yasuda
    Why does that matter anyway?
[14:30] Iura
    Because, you know...
[14:31] Iura
    You always go around saying how
    much you like high school girls.
[14:34] Iura
    If you had a perfectly normal,
    uninteresting girlfriend...
[14:36] _Sign
    Perfectly normal girlfriend
[14:36] _Sign
    Yasuda's perfectly
    normal girlfriend (pending)
[14:37] Iura
    I'd be disappointed.
[14:38] Yasuda
    "Uninteresting"?
[14:40] Ishikawa
    Ah, yeah, I get that.
[14:42] Ishikawa
    If he had a girlfriend,
    that alone would be a shock.
[14:45] Iura
    Right?
[14:45] Yasuda
    I said I don't, so you're safe.
[14:49] Ishikawa
    Yasuda, let me know if you ever get a
    perfectly normal and uninteresting girlfriend.
[14:51] _Sign
    Perfectly normal girlfriend
[14:51] _Sign
    Yasuda's perfectly
    normal girlfriend (pending)
    Has no hobbies
[14:54] Yasuda
    What exactly are you going for here?
[14:57] Miyamura
    Don't you want to get married?
[14:59] Yasuda
    I don't have anyone to marry.
[15:01] Yasuda
    Weren't you listening?
[15:03] Iura
    You should do it.
[15:04] Iura
    Marry your super-normal,
    completely uninteresting girlfriend.
[15:05] _Sign
    Perfectly normal girlfriend
[15:05] _Sign
    Yasuda's perfectly
    normal girlfriend (pending)
    Has no hobbies
    Her friends are all getting
     married recently
[15:07] Yasuda
    Seriously, who the hell are you talking about?
[15:10] Yasuda
    I mean, I just don't want Nakamine-sensei
    to get married before I do.
[15:14] Ishikawa
    He's really fixated on Nakamine.
[15:18] Yasuda
    Damn it, I'm fraternizing with students!
[15:21] Miyamura
    I'd love to see where you live.
[15:24] Iura
    Yeah!
[15:25] Yasuda
    You jerks aren't welcome!
[15:27] Yasuda
    However, if you bring some girls,
    I'll allow you in!
[15:30] Yasuda
    Miyamura, you bring Hori!
    Ishikawa, you bring Yoshikawa!
[15:32] Yasuda
    Iura, you bring Ayasaki and Kono!
[15:35] Miyamura
    Huh?
[15:36] Miyamura
    Then forget it.
[15:38] Yasuda
    Hey, what happened to your enthusiasm?
[15:40] _Sign
    I wanna see where you live!
[15:44] Ishikawa
    You're the worst.
[15:45] Ishikawa
    I'm not sending you
    a New Year's card next year.
[15:47] Yasuda
    I wasn't expecting one.
[15:49] Iura
    I don't know what you're thinking,
[15:51] Iura
    but those two don't have any
    strong feelings toward me!
[15:55] Yasuda
    Oh, I see.
[15:56] Yasuda
    Sorry.
[15:57] Yasuda
    Now, back to the cake...
[16:06] Yasuda
    Forget it.
[16:07] Yasuda
    Go back to class.
[16:08] Iura
    Oh, can we? Yay!
[16:10] _Sign
    Student Counseling
[16:13] Iura
    Yasuda, we'll come visit again.
[16:15] Yasuda
    Sure, just bring me some cake, too.
[16:19] Ishikawa
    What a terrible teacher.
[16:20] Miyamura
    Sensei, we'll come back
    for the cake after school,
[16:24] Miyamura
    so be sure to keep it cold.
[16:26] Yasuda
    I know.
[16:36] Terajima
    Just what is this?
[16:36] _Sign
    Science Prep Room
[17:02] Sengoku
    It's nine o'clock
    in the student council room.
[17:07] Sengoku
    The door's locked...
[17:11] Sengoku
    and there's a slumbering demon.
[17:15] Sengoku
    How could she fall asleep?
[17:18] Sengoku
    Is it drugs?
[17:19] Sengoku
    Is she taking drugs?!
[17:19] _Sign
    It's because
    the room's so warm
[17:23] Sengoku
    A-Anyway, I'll let the demon sleep.
[17:28] Sengoku
    If I call the school, it should
    ring in the faculty office.
[17:32] _Sign
    Please Charge
[17:34] Sengoku
    Why?!
[17:37] Hori
    Whoa, it's dark.
[17:39] Hori
    What's going on? What time is it?
[17:41] Sengoku
    I'm done for.
[17:44] Sengoku
    It seems...
[17:45] Sengoku
    someone locked the door
    while we were sleeping.
[17:52] Hori
    How could you let that happen, you idiot?!
[17:54] Sengoku
    Y-You didn't wake up either, Kyo-chan!
[17:56] Sengoku
    Don't put all the blame on me!
[17:58] Hori
    Aw, man! I was going to
    buy carrots on the way home!
[18:01] Hori
    What am I supposed to do now?!
[18:03] Sengoku
    The gardening club's growing
    a bunch. Just take those.
[18:08] Hori
    What kind of council president are you?!
[18:10] Sengoku
    Kyo-chan, your phone! Call someone!
[18:13] Sengoku
    The school! Anyone! Just do it!
[18:16] _Sign
    R
    U
    M
    B
    L
    E
[18:16] Hori
    Is that how you ask someone to do something?
[18:19] Sengoku
    No, I'm sorry.
[18:21] Sengoku
    But please hurry.
[18:22] Hori
    Okay, fine.
[18:24] Hori
    Sengoku, what's the school's phone number?
[18:27] Sengoku
    You should have that stored!
[18:31] Hori
    Can it.
[18:32] Hori
    We just need to check the student handbook.
[18:35] Sengoku
    Right! Now hurry up and call! Make it snappy!
[18:38] Hori
    Why are you in such a rush?
[18:40] Hori
    You don't need to use the restroom, do you?
[18:43] Hori
    Don't copy me.
[18:44] Sengoku
    It's perfectly natural!
[18:45] Sengoku
    Wait, you have to go, too?!
[18:48] Yasuda
    Honestly, what the hell are you two doing?
[18:51] Yasuda
    I was just going home—
[18:54] Yasuda
    Hey, where are you going?!
[18:56] Yasuda
    Where's my thank you?!
[18:58] _Sign
    Restroom
[18:59] _Sign
    Student Counseling
[19:01] Yasuda
    So, what were you doing here so late?
[19:05] Hori
    He fell asleep.
[19:07] Sengoku
    Hang on. Hori-san was asleep, too.
[19:10] Yasuda
    Are you serious?
[19:12] Yasuda
    You weren't up to something
    inappropriate, were you?
[19:15] Hori
    Huh?
[19:17] Sengoku
    What do you mean?
[19:18] Yasuda
    It happens. Students stay
    late and start making out.
[19:25] Hori
    Hold it! Don't accuse us of that!
[19:28] Sengoku
    And isn't this the fault of whoever locked
     the door without checking inside first?
[19:34] Yasuda
    Hmm? What was that?
[19:35] Yasuda
    I can't hear you.
[19:38] Yasuda
    Well, there are ways
    to figure out what you were up to.
[19:43] Yasuda
    Hori, take off your clothes!
[19:46] Terajima
    What's going on here, Yasuda-sensei?
[19:49] Yasuda
    Terajima-sensei, you're just in time.
[19:52] Yasuda
    You check Sengoku.
[19:54] Terajima
    It would be the other way around.
[19:56] Terajima
    And I'm not checking anyone.
    This is ridiculous.
[19:58] Yasuda
    Checking their lower bodies
    will tell us everything.
[20:01] Terajima
    We won't be doing that.
[20:04] Terajima
    I certainly hope you haven't used that excuse
[20:06] Terajima
    to do anything inappropriate
    to female students.
[20:12] Terajima
    You two may go home.
[20:14] Terajima
    I need to speak with this perv of a teacher.
[20:17] _Both
    Okay!
[20:19] Yasuda
    Terajima-sensei, calling me
    a perv is going too far!
[20:19] _Sign
    Student Counseling
[20:23] _Both
    If you'll excuse us...
[20:24] Yasuda
    Wait, stop!
[20:25] Terajima
    Now, we're going to go over this in detail.
[20:29] Hori
    I need to hurry home.
[20:31] Sengoku
    It's so cold in the hallway.
[20:39] Miyamura
    Huh? You got locked in, Hori-san?
[20:43] Miyamura
    Are you okay?
[20:44] Miyamura
    You could have just called me.
[20:46] Hori
    No need. We got out pretty quickly.
[20:49] Miyamura
    Were you alone?
[20:50] Miyamura
    Weren't you scared?
[20:51] Hori
    I wasn't alone. Sengoku was there.
[21:00] Miyamura
    President, are you okay?
[21:02] Miyamura
    You were stuck in a room
    with Hori-san, right?
[21:04] Miyamura
    Did she doing anything to you?
[21:06] Sengoku
    I'm fine. Safe and sound.
[21:08] Hori
    Hey.
[21:10] Hori
    What do you mean by that?
[21:13] Miyamura
    I-I mean, just considering
    the power dynamic...
[21:16] Miyamura
    Right?!
[21:17] Sengoku
    Leave me out of this, Miyamura-kun!
[21:19] Hori
    I'd like to hear exactly what you mean.
[21:21] Sengoku
    This is what he's talking about, Kyo-chan!
[21:25] Hori
    Huh?
[21:28] Yasuda
    Hori-san, you mustn't resort to violence.
[21:34] Yasuda
    Consider anger a chance to improve yourself,
[21:38] Yasuda
    and purge it from your body.
[21:43] Hori
    That was Yasuda, right?
[21:45] Miyamura
    It certainly looked like him.
[21:48] Ishikawa
    It sounds like he got a talking-to from
    Terajima-sensei and had a change of heart.
[21:53] Sengoku
    That was more than a change of heart!
[21:57] Miyamura
    More like he's been brainwashed.
[21:59] Hori
    Terajima-sensei is amazing!
[22:01] Miyamura
    Huh?
[22:03] Yasuda
    Life is precious.
[22:07] _Sign
    He was back to normal
    the next day
[23:36] _Sign
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