E3 - That's Why It's Okay

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[00:07] ---
    Okay, class! Find a partner and hold hands!
[00:08] ---
    Friends Work Together!
[00:12] ---
    Wanna be my partner?
[00:14] ---
    Sure!
[00:16] ---
    Everyone have their partner?
[00:19] ---
    Oh?
[00:20] ---
    Where's your partner, Miyamura-kun?
[00:22] ---
    Who wants to be Miyamura-kun's partner?
[00:25] ---
    Miyamura?
[00:26] ---
    Eww, no! He's weird!
[00:31] ---
    Science Lab
[00:33] ---
    We'll be doing an experiment today,
[00:35] ---
    so get into groups of five.
[00:37] ---
    Can I join you guys?
[00:38] ---
    Hey, thanks.
    Can I join you guys?
[00:41] ---
    Miyamura's left over
    again... He's so gloomy.
[00:43] ---
    He's totally impossible to read.
[00:46] ---
    Hey, someone take Miyamura.
[00:48] ---
    Ugh...
[00:57] ---
    "Ugh"... yeah.
[01:06] ---
    Ow!
[01:14] ---
    School is hard.
[01:20] ---
    Honestly, it's kind of impressive
    how gloomy he is all the time.
[01:25] ---
    Who is?
[01:26] ---
    Miyamura, duh!
[01:29] ---
    Miyamura? Who's that?
[01:30] ---
    What do you mean, who?
    Where have you been, Hori-san?
[01:33] ---
    For the next classics report,
[01:35] ---
    we have to group up with the
    person next to us on the roster.
[01:38] ---
    What're you doing?
[01:42] ---
    N-Nothing.
[01:45] ---
    You just hid something, though.
[01:48] ---
    Apparently we're gonna be
    grouped up on the next report.
[01:50] ---
    Oh. O-Okay, uh...
[01:54] ---
    My name's Hori.
[01:55] ---
    You should at least know the
    names of the people in your class.
[01:58] ---
    Sorry.
[02:00] ---
    Didn't she just say she
    didn't know who I was, though?
[02:04] ---
    Everyone says you're all dark and gloomy.
[02:07] ---
    Yeah.
[02:08] ---
    That's why I talked to you.
[02:11] ---
    But wow,
[02:13] ---
    you're totally normal!
[02:21] ---
    Hori-san's kind of weird.
[02:36] ---
    Horimiya
[04:00] ---
    Where's my name?
SIGN    "That's Why It's Okay"
[04:01] ---
    I can't see!
[04:02] ---
    I found my name!
[04:04] ---
    I'm in Class 1 with you, Yuki!
[04:07] ---
    Yay!
[04:08] ---
    Class 1, Class 1, c'mon, Class 1...
[04:10] ---
    What class're you in, Ishikawa?
[04:12] ---
    Oh, I'm in Class 1.
[04:13] ---
    Yes! I'm in Class 1, too!
[04:15] ---
    Miyamura, I'm in your class!
[04:17] ---
    Isn't that awesome?!
    It's the power of love!
[04:20] ---
    Wait... love?
[04:22] ---
    Wait, love? Because
    they're in the same class?
[04:25] ---
    Are those two dating?
[04:28] ---
    Yes! We'll be together till graduation!
[04:32] ---
    What class are you in, Miyamura?
[04:35] ---
    Hori-san...
[04:37] ---
    Whoa, why are you tearing up?!
[04:39] ---
    They're whispering about me!
[04:41] ---
    C'mon, man up about it!
[04:43] ---
    Knock it off, Yoshikawa.
    You're gonna break his spine.
[04:46] ---
    Aww.
[04:47] ---
    Hey, Ishikawa, you know how
    you gave me that song I wanted?
[04:50] ---
    I totally deleted it by accident yesterday.
[04:52] ---
    Ugh, c'mon, man.
[04:54] ---
    Yeah, my storage was full,
    so I went to delete stuff and poof.
[04:57] ---
    Sometimes, I wonder.
[04:58] ---
    I thought you bought
    the one with the most space.
[05:00] ---
    I did! That's why I thought I'd be safe!
[05:02] ---
    I'm in this group...
[05:03] ---
    Man, their new album is so good.
[05:04] ---
    But am I really a part of it?
[05:05] ---
    I have to wait till my older sister
    finishes with the CD first though.
[05:09] ---
    Now I want the new album, too.
[05:11] ---
    All About Chemical Reactions
[05:11] ---
    Okay! Go ahead and split up into
    groups of four to work on your reports.
[05:20] ---
    Miyamura, are you all by yourself?
[05:27] ---
    Yoshikawa, gimme a pen!
    You've got a million, right?
[05:30] ---
    I don't have a million!
    Pen bullies like you don't get a pen!
[05:34] ---
    You suck.
[05:36] ---
    Anyone have the packet?
[05:38] ---
    Oh, I have it.
[05:40] ---
    All About Chemical Reactions
[05:42] ---
    Mmkay, Hori'll turn
    our outline into a draft.
[05:46] ---
    Do we have enough paper?
[05:48] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[05:49] ---
    Miyamura, you handle the chart.
[05:51] ---
    Oh, okay.
SIGN    Kyoko Hori Yuki Yoshikawa Izumi Miyamura Toru Ishikawa
[05:59] ---
    Hori! Toru won't give me my pen back!
[06:03] ---
    Because I'm still using it!
[06:04] ---
    Knock it off, you two!
[06:17] ---
    Friends...
[06:20] ---
    Are we friends, though?
[06:22] ---
    Are they cool with me being their friend?
[06:29] ---
    There you are, Miyamura.
[06:31] ---
    Ishikawa-kun.
[06:33] ---
    I heard our next class got
    switched from Math to Econ.
[06:37] ---
    Shoot, did I bring that textbook today?
[06:41] ---
    Really wish they wouldn't
    switch things up on a dime.
[06:46] ---
    Hey, man...
[06:57] ---
    What do you think, Miyamura?
[07:02] ---
    What?
[07:03] ---
    What?! I thought you were listening to me!
[07:06] ---
    Uh, hey, so...
[07:09] ---
    Ishikawa-kun, what... do you think of me?
[07:18] ---
    You can't ask people that with
    a straight face. It's creepy as hell.
[07:20] ---
    "Creepy"
[07:21] ---
    And I'm super annoyed about you
    getting along so well with Hori.
[07:23] ---
    "Annoying"
    "Creepy"
[07:24] ---
    And you never say what you mean.
    That's so frustrating.
[07:26] ---
    "Annoying"
    "Frustrating" "Creepy"
[07:28] ---
    You act weird sometimes, too.
[07:31] ---
    You're way too nice to people.
    I always have to keep an eye on you.
[07:36] ---
    And when you take off your glasses and put
    your hair up, you're prettier than most girls.
[07:39] ---
    It's annoying as hell.
[07:43] ---
    So I'm pretty...
[07:46] ---
    I hate that, too! How you get
    me to say the dumbest shit!
[07:50] ---
    You drive me frickin' crazy!
[07:51] ---
    How is that my fault?!
[07:53] ---
    You're also the only person
    who calls me by my last name,
[07:58] ---
    so I kinda wonder what
    you think of me, too.
[08:03] ---
    T-Toru.
[08:13] ---
    Dude!
[08:14] ---
    Don't say it if you're just gonna
    get all embarrassed, you idiot!
[08:17] ---
    I-I just said it out loud, jeez! I just...
[08:23] ---
    I... yeah.
[08:25] ---
    Come to think of it, that's
    the first time ever in high school
[08:30] ---
    that I've called a classmate
    by their first name.
[08:33] ---
    You know...
[08:37] ---
    You're kind of weird.
[08:41] ---
    Miyamura, you're weird!
[08:50] ---
    Sorry.
[08:50] ---
    You're weird...
[08:53] ---
    But that's okay.
[08:56] ---
    You're just kind of awkward.
[09:00] ---
    You got that, Izumi?!
[09:10] ---
    It'll be okay.
[09:18] ---
    I wish I could go back
    ten years and tell myself that.
[09:27] ---
    Hori, listen, you gotta
    avoid flicking the bone!
[09:31] ---
    I told you we were gonna
    finish our report over lunch!
[09:34] ---
    Where the heck did you wander off to?!
[09:36] ---
    The roof, to affirm our friendship.
[09:39] ---
    What? You're creeping
    me out, you two idiots.
[09:42] ---
    Hey, Yoshikawa's here,
    so there are three idiots!
[09:45] ---
    Hey! What did you just call me?!
[09:57] ---
    Hey, Ishikawa-kun. Morning.
[10:02] ---
    So I watched that show you
    said you liked, Ishikawa-kun.
[10:04] ---
    Hey, Izu... Miyamura, what
    part did you like the most?
[10:09] ---
    Let's see...
[10:11] ---
    Here I thought we were
    on a first-name basis now...
[10:14] ---
    This guy's a total mystery.
[10:16] ---
    Ishikawa-kun? Are you listening?
[10:20] ---
    Hori
[10:24] ---
    Hey, sis, you done yet?
[10:27] ---
    You're heading to school already?
[10:29] ---
    Yeah! Yuna-chan's waiting for me.
[10:32] ---
    This early?
[10:41] ---
    Sota's been getting up way earlier
    now that he's in grade school...
[10:45] ---
    Man, nobody's even here yet.
[10:47] ---
    Can I sit here?
[10:51] ---
    Ayasaki-san?
[10:53] ---
    I totally thought we had a
    morning assembly today. Whoops!
[10:57] ---
    Yeah, same.
[11:04] ---
    So Miyamura-kun's pretty hot, huh?
[11:08] ---
    Huh? You think so?
[11:10] ---
    Are you his girlfriend, Hori-san?
[11:13] ---
    No, I'm not!
[11:14] ---
    Huh, okay.
[11:18] ---
    Can I have him, then?
[11:23] ---
    Wait... have him?
[11:26] ---
    I mean, you're not dating, right?
[11:28] ---
    So you wouldn't care
    if him and I got close, yeah?
[11:35] ---
    Yeah, but...
[11:38] ---
    Okay, Miyamura-kun's all mine!
[11:44] ---
    No.
[11:46] ---
    You can't have him.
    I'm not giving him to you.
[11:48] ---
    Huh? But you said
    you're just friends, right?
[11:54] ---
    I'm not giving you Miyamura.
[11:55] ---
    I'm taking him!
[11:57] ---
    No, you're not!
[12:00] ---
    But Miyamura-kun's not your boyfriend!
[12:03] ---
    He doesn't belong to you!
[12:05] ---
    Miyamura's...
[12:07] ---
    Miyamura's mine! You can't have him!
[12:10] ---
    Not ever!
[12:12] ---
    I'll never let you have him!
[12:14] ---
    Wonder if the cafeteria's open yet.
[12:22] ---
    O-Okay, bye!
[12:34] ---
    I'm so stupid. Miyamura
    doesn't belong to anyone.
[12:57] ---
    I know I shouldn't be
    surprised, but seriously...
[13:00] ---
    Sota needs to stop changing in here
    before he goes out to play!
[13:07] ---
    Huh? He's not here again today?
[13:09] ---
    He probably came home,
    then went right out to play soccer.
[13:14] ---
    What an energetic little rascal.
[13:17] ---
    You can't do blueberries, right, Hori-san?
[13:21] ---
    Ever since Sota started grade school,
[13:24] ---
    we've been spending a lot
    more time alone together.
[13:28] ---
    That fruit tart you brought over
    the other day was really good.
[13:31] ---
    Whoa, really? I actually made that one.
[13:35] ---
    Oh, cool! That's neat.
[13:41] ---
    Sometimes, our conversations peter out.
[13:51] ---
    That looked totally real!
[13:52] ---
    C'mon, it's just CG. Special effects.
[13:55] ---
    You're just saying that because
    you're scared, right? Right?!
[13:59] ---
    No, that's just the only way it
    could pop out at them like that.
[14:04] ---
    C'mon, Miyamura. It's just my phone.
[14:09] ---
    Oh, my mom's gonna be late again.
[14:13] ---
    I'm so embarrassed.
[14:17] ---
    A blackout?
[14:18] ---
    H-H-Hori-san! Where's your breaker box?!
[14:21] ---
    It'll be back in a second. Calm down.
[14:24] ---
    Calm down?!
[14:26] ---
    See? It's back.
[14:28] ---
    This house is definitely cursed!
[14:32] ---
    What're you looking so scared for?
[14:35] ---
    Okay, let's move on to disc two!
[14:37] ---
    Disc two?! There are more
    in this horror collection?!
[14:41] ---
    IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU:
    Real Horror Stories #49
[14:41] ---
    How many discs are there?!
[14:42] ---
    We're gonna watch the first three,
[14:44] ---
    then the last two after Sota gets home.
[14:47] ---
    We're watching five?!
[14:53] ---
    Wow, Yoshikawa-san was right.
    You're double-jointed.
[14:57] ---
    I'm what?
[14:58] ---
    Your finger.
[14:59] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[15:02] ---
    Dang, Yuki, your hands are tiny!
[15:06] ---
    Wait, what're you doing?
[15:07] ---
    Doesn't it make your heart skip a beat
    when someone grabs your hand?
[15:10] ---
    I dunno.
[15:11] ---
    Look at Yuki's hands! They're so tiny!
[15:14] ---
    Sure, but your hands are small
    compared to us guys, Hori.
[15:17] ---
    I'm not comparing them
    to guys' hands right now.
[15:23] ---
    Grab my hand and you're a dead man.
[15:26] ---
    You hear that, Miyamura?
[15:28] ---
    I could die if I touch Hori!
[15:32] ---
    It's okay, Ishikawa-kun! My hand's open!
[15:35] ---
    No thanks!
[15:36] ---
    Whoa, your finger's double-jointed!
    Is it just your index finger?
[15:39] ---
    Yeah, it's always been like this.
[15:41] ---
    Did you break it or something?
[15:44] ---
    Nope, just born that way.
[15:48] ---
    I wonder how the joint works.
[15:51] ---
    No idea. I'd have to get an x-ray.
[15:55] ---
    Your hands are so pale, Miyamura.
[15:57] ---
    Is that a writer's callus, Hori-san?
[15:59] ---
    Yeah.
[16:01] ---
    It's so weird how your hands
    are bigger than mine, Miyamura!
[16:04] ---
    Huh? Isn't that normal?
[16:06] ---
    I totally thought they were smaller.
[16:17] ---
    I, I love you.
[16:19] ---
    What?
[16:20] ---
    Your hands!
[16:22] ---
    I love your hands,
    they're... they're nice!
[16:25] ---
    My hands?
[16:26] ---
    Yeah! I was just thinking,
    "Man, I love 'em!"
[16:29] ---
    Thanks. And I hold my pencil right,
    so I don't have a callus like you.
[16:34] ---
    H-Hey! No fair!
[16:37] ---
    Well, cool.
[16:40] ---
    I love yours, too.
[16:43] ---
    Okay.
[16:47] ---
    I love you.
[16:49] ---
    Yeah, I heard you.
[16:52] ---
    Okay.
[16:54] ---
    I'm back!
[16:56] ---
    Hey, there!
[16:57] ---
    Sota! Did you wash your hands?
[16:59] ---
    Not yet!
[17:01] ---
    What're you doing?
[17:03] ---
    Hori-san put the DVDs back in
    the wrong cases, so I'm fixing it.
[17:11] ---
    C'mon, time for dinner!
[17:15] ---
    Wash your hands, first!
    You're eating with us, right, Miyamura?
[17:18] ---
    Oh, yeah, if that's okay.
[17:20] ---
    Okay, then you and Sota
    need to go wash your hands!
[17:23] ---
    You got it. Let's go, Sota.
[17:26] ---
    Okay!
[17:39] ---
    So I was just talking to her,
[17:41] ---
    and she said she's "never
    letting me have Miyamura-kun"!
[17:44] ---
    What?
[17:45] ---
    I mean, I was just joking,
    but she got like, actually mad!
[17:49] ---
    That's 'cause you take
    your jokes way too far, Remi.
[17:52] ---
    Yeah, but still!
[17:54] ---
    Hori-san was sooo scary.
[18:05] ---
    Morning, Miyamura!
[18:09] ---
    Morning.
[18:11] ---
    What?! What happened to your face?!
[18:14] ---
    I got into a fight and got hit in the face.
[18:18] ---
    You got into a fight? With who?
[18:21] ---
    Ishikawa-kun.
[18:22] ---
    With Toru?!
[18:23] ---
    I mean, sure, he's a big dummy dum-dum,
[18:24] ---
    but I never thought he'd
    get violent with a friend.
[18:27] ---
    U-Uhh, Hori-san, actually...
[18:30] ---
    Nope, I don't want to hear it.
[18:32] ---
    I know just the kind
    of guy he is now, thank you!
[18:36] ---
    Morning, Ishikawa!
[18:37] ---
    Whoa, holy shit!
[18:39] ---
    Toru!
[18:40] ---
    Hey, mornin'.
[18:48] ---
    You got into a fight?
[18:50] ---
    Yeah.
[18:51] ---
    So you beat the crap out of each other?
[18:53] ---
    No, not really...
[18:56] ---
    I dodged everything 'cept that first punch.
[18:58] ---
    Ashamed
[18:59] ---
    Then I beat Ishikawa-kun to a pulp...
[19:02] ---
    You're kinda scary, Miyamura.
[19:05] ---
    Why were you fighting?
[19:08] ---
    It's none of your business, Hori.
[19:10] ---
    Okay, fine. I still can't believe
    you two got into an actual fight.
[19:17] ---
    So, Toru, who won? You or him?
[19:22] ---
    What's that look for?
[19:24] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[19:26] ---
    Pretty sure I lost.
[19:32] ---
    Look, I know it's not happening, okay?
[19:35] ---
    Okay.
[19:36] ---
    Seriously, dude, listen!
[19:39] ---
    I'm listening! I swear!
[19:41] ---
    Hori's in love with you, Miyamura.
[19:44] ---
    You mentioned that before,
    but I still think you're wrong.
[19:48] ---
    You're just imagining things...
[19:49] ---
    I am not!
[19:52] ---
    How would you react if I said I wasn't?
[19:55] ---
    Are you trying to psych me out?
[19:57] ---
    If Hori said, to your face,
    that she loves you, what would you say?
[20:02] ---
    Would you just brush it off like that?
[20:05] ---
    Hori-san just sees me as a friend.
[20:09] ---
    Why do you keep going back to that?
[20:11] ---
    Because if I don't, you'll keep
    asking me the same question.
[20:15] ---
    Well, yeah, but...
[20:16] ---
    Besides, it's obvious
    she doesn't like me like that.
[20:18] ---
    I'd like to know why
    you think you're right.
[20:22] ---
    Well...!
[20:23] ---
    I know your own feelings
    probably influence your perception,
[20:28] ---
    but you can't assume how
    Hori-san feels without asking her.
[20:31] ---
    Look!
[20:32] ---
    WHACK
[20:34] ---
    Y-You startled me, okay?!
[20:37] ---
    You moron!
[20:40] ---
    Moron?! You're insulting me now?
    What gives, Ishikawa-kun?!
[20:43] ---
    You're not gonna listen otherwise!
[20:44] ---
    The hell does that mean?!
[20:45] ---
    It means...
[20:47] ---
    Shit, sorry!
[20:48] ---
    That hurt.
[20:51] ---
    Yo, your eyes are scary!
[20:55] ---
    Miyamura! Time out, time out!
[21:02] ---
    It... It was self-defense!
[21:04] ---
    You beat the shit out of me!
[21:05] ---
    That was uncalled for and
    has nothing to do with Hori!
[21:10] ---
    It was just 'cause I startled you, then?
[21:12] ---
    No, I was also kind of pissed at you.
[21:15] ---
    You're not supposed to admit that!
    You're freakin' me out, man!
[21:20] ---
    I pushed Miyamura too far. It's my fault.
[21:24] ---
    I'm so sorry, Miyamura.
[21:27] ---
    C'mon, go apologize to him and make up.
[21:33] ---
    Wow, Miyamura said it was all his fault.
[21:39] ---
    That's not what Toru said.
[21:40] ---
    First they beat each other up,
    now they both take the blame?
[21:43] ---
    They're so weird.
[21:44] ---
    I know!
[21:46] ---
    Man, what were they even fighting about?
[21:52] ---
    We were fighting about Hori-san.
[21:56] ---
    Please don't tell anyone.
[22:01] ---
    What? What is it?
[22:04] ---
    It's so cool that guys can just
    duke it out with each other.
[22:08] ---
    Yeah, it sure is.
SIGN    Next Time: Everybody Loves Somebody