E1 - A Tiny Happenstance

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[00:07] ---
    Right, that's all for today's class.
[00:12] ---
    Remember, you'll be studying
    for college exams next year,
[00:14] ---
    Katagiri High School
[00:15] ---
    so you won't get to enjoy
    your next summer vacation.
[00:18] ---
    Go out and enjoy the pool
    or the beach while you still can.
[00:22] ---
    I'd be happy to go with you.
[00:25] ---
    What?
[00:26] ---
    Why the hell would we invite
    a teacher to come with us?
[00:29] ---
    Oh, please, Ishikawa!
[00:31] ---
    There's no point in going to the
    pool or beach with a bunch of guys.
[00:36] ---
    Oh, right.
[00:38] ---
    God, they're so dumb.
[00:43] ---
    Yasuda's pretty hot, but he
    keeps opening his dumb mouth.
[00:46] ---
    He's a good teacher, too.
[00:49] ---
    Ugh, just ignore him.
[00:53] ---
    Why? Did something happen
    between you and Yasuda-sensei, Hori?
[00:56] ---
    Yeah, this morning.
[01:00] ---
    Hori! Keep your chin up, okay?
[01:02] ---
    What? Why?
[01:03] ---
    Here's a little-known fact about me:
    I love flat-chested girls!
[01:06] ---
    So have a little self-confidence!
[01:09] ---
    That's how he tried to cheer me up.
[01:12] ---
    Sorry. I have no idea what
    he was trying to do there.
[01:14] ---
    Oh, hey, Hori!
[01:17] ---
    A guy from another school
    asked me for your number.
[01:22] ---
    Can I give it to him?
[01:23] ---
    He didn't have the guts to ask me
    himself, so no. Turn him down.
[01:27] ---
    Aww, again?
[01:29] ---
    Yo, wanna hit up karaoke on our way home?
[01:32] ---
    Karaoke?
[01:33] ---
    I got these coupons that expire today.
[01:35] ---
    Half off two hours! That's a sweet deal!
[01:37] ---
    Wanna go, Hori?
[01:40] ---
    C'mon!
[01:43] ---
    Sorry, I gotta pass.
[01:46] ---
    You always pass!
[01:48] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[01:52] ---
    Hori-san.
[01:53] ---
    Huh?
[01:55] ---
    You dropped your phone.
[01:57] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[02:02] ---
    God, Miyamura sounds so gloomy.
    Same as always, I guess.
[02:06] ---
    I bet he's a total otaku.
[02:09] ---
    Oh, I like this angle!
[02:13] ---
    The "so moe!" kind?
[02:14] ---
    Oh, yeah, totally!
[02:17] ---
    What's he really like, Toru?
[02:20] ---
    Don't really know.
[02:23] ---
    Doesn't seem like he has
    any friends we could ask, either.
[02:26] ---
    Sorry, gotta run!
[02:29] ---
    Hori's always in a hurry to get home.
[02:33] ---
    It's probably because she's
    got a boyfriend or something.
[02:35] ---
    A boyfriend?!
[02:36] ---
    I mean, she's pretty and popular.
    I wouldn't be surprised.
[02:45] ---
    Okay!
[02:55] ---
    Hey, Mom.
[02:59] ---
    Got it, I'll handle dinner.
[03:01] ---
    I know, no getting out of overtime.
[03:04] ---
    Bye.
[03:08] ---
    I'd better get going...
[03:09] ---
    Lion Room
[03:10] ---
    Sota!
[03:12] ---
    Big sis!
[03:14] ---
    There you are!
[03:18] ---
    Karaoke
[03:21] ---
    I know, right?
[03:22] ---
    Wanna hit up that store
    we saw in that fashion mag?
[03:24] ---
    Wait, like, now?!
[03:26] ---
    Yeah, let's go!
[03:27] ---
    Let's have hamburg steak
    for dinner tonight.
[03:29] ---
    Yay!
[03:44] ---
    Horimiya
[05:03] ---
    "A Tiny Happenstance"
[05:05] ---
    Overtime and working on her day off...
[05:08] ---
    I really wish she'd learn
    to say no to people...
[05:15] ---
    Big sis!
[05:19] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:21] ---
    Bleed
[05:23] ---
    Sota! What happened?!
[05:26] ---
    I fell down.
[05:28] ---
    Aww. Where's your handkerchief, buddy?
[05:31] ---
    U-Uhh...
[05:32] ---
    Huh?!
[05:34] ---
    I think he's okay now, so I'm gonna go.
[05:36] ---
    I was totally ignoring him!
[05:39] ---
    U-Uhh, I'm so sorry you
    had to take care of him...
[05:42] ---
    It's okay.
[05:43] ---
    I'm gonna go, then.
[05:47] ---
    Sota?
[05:48] ---
    Uh, umm...
[05:50] ---
    Umm, if you're not in a hurry,
    why don't you come in for a few?
[05:54] ---
    O-Okay, but...
[05:57] ---
    Please. I have to thank you
    for taking care of him.
[06:01] ---
    He got scared by a dog and fell down.
[06:04] ---
    Thank you for going so far out of your way.
[06:06] ---
    Oh, no, thank you for treating me.
[06:08] ---
    Hey, is your coffee really bitter?
[06:12] ---
    It sure is.
[06:14] ---
    He's a good kid.
    Introduced himself and everything.
[06:18] ---
    O-Oh, thank you. He's a real
    handful most of the time, I swear.
[06:22] ---
    Still, I'm really impressed that
    you take care of all the housework.
[06:26] ---
    I never expected that from you, Hori-san.
[06:27] ---
    Oh, no...
[06:30] ---
    You are Hori-san, right? In Class 1?
[06:34] ---
    Y-Yeah, that's me,
[06:37] ---
    but wait, you go to my school?!
[06:40] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[06:42] ---
    I'm in your class. Miyamura?
[06:45] ---
    Wait...
[06:47] ---
    What?!
[06:53] ---
    That can't be the same person!
[06:55] ---
    I still don't believe it.
[06:58] ---
    Hori, you're making the
    weirdest face right now. You okay?
[07:02] ---
    Yeah, it's nothing.
[07:04] ---
    You sure?
[07:09] ---
    Huh? Hori?
[07:12] ---
    Miyamura, can I have a sec?
[07:15] ---
    Huh? You want me to come over again?
[07:19] ---
    N-Not me! My little brother!
[07:22] ---
    Sota wants 'that cool dude'
    to come play with him.
[07:26] ---
    Really? Then I'll pick up
    a picture book for him or something.
[07:29] ---
    It's fine. You don't have to
    go out of your way or anything.
[07:33] ---
    Whew, okay. Sota'll be really thrilled.
[07:39] ---
    This is a surprise.
[07:40] ---
    What is?
[07:42] ---
    You talking to me.
[07:44] ---
    I thought for sure after yesterday,
    you'd just avoid being around me.
[07:49] ---
    Why would I do that?
[07:52] ---
    I mean, yeah, it was a little
    awkward and freaked me out a bit.
[07:56] ---
    You're so not like that here at school.
[07:59] ---
    But I'm kinda in the same boat,
[08:01] ---
    so I don't really have
    a reason to avoid you or any...
[08:06] ---
    Why're you blushing?
[08:07] ---
    Uh, I guess I'm just not
    used to hearing this stuff...
[08:10] ---
    It's kinda weird.
[08:13] ---
    But thanks.
[08:17] ---
    What?
[08:19] ---
    You've got a nice smile.
[08:20] ---
    Huh?!
[08:21] ---
    You should wear your hair up more often.
[08:24] ---
    And lose the glasses, too.
[08:27] ---
    I could, but then they'd
    see I have piercings.
[08:29] ---
    You've got a lot, too. How many?
[08:32] ---
    Nine, I think. Four on
    each ear and one on my lip.
[08:36] ---
    That's way too many piercings.
[08:38] ---
    My mom said the same thing.
[08:42] ---
    Here are a few things I've
    learned about Miyamura so far:
[08:46] ---
    I like manga, but I'm not
    into all that moe stuff.
[08:48] ---
    He's not an otaku.
[08:51] ---
    I brought some cake!
[08:53] ---
    His family runs a cake shop.
[08:55] ---
    Yeah, it hurt a lot when I did it.
[08:59] ---
    He pierced himself with
    a safety pin back in middle school.
[09:02] ---
    And...
[09:05] ---
    Oof...
[09:06] ---
    He's not a very good student.
[09:09] ---
    You're incredible, Hori-san!
    You've got almost straight A's!
[09:13] ---
    It's nothing special.
[09:14] ---
    Aren't quiet guys with
    glasses supposed to be smart?
[09:17] ---
    Is that how it works?
[09:19] ---
    This Week's Sales
[09:21] ---
    It's times like these when I realize
[09:24] ---
    that my initial impression
    of him was totally off the mark.
[09:27] ---
    What's that? An ad for the supermarket?
[09:29] ---
    Yeah.
[09:30] ---
    Eggs are on sale tomo...
[09:34] ---
    His lower eyelashes are really long.
[09:38] ---
    Hori-san?
[09:39] ---
    Oh, uh!
[09:41] ---
    There's a limited-time sale on eggs
    tomorrow with no purchase limit.
[09:45] ---
    But it says "only until 4 PM."
[09:47] ---
    Yeah, but it'll be fine.
[09:49] ---
    As long as there's no emergency
    committee meeting or anything,
[09:51] ---
    I'll be able to buy a whole truckload
    of eggs on my way home!
[09:56] ---
    All committee members,
[09:57] ---
    please report to the AV
    room after homeroom.
[10:01] ---
    What great timing...
[10:03] ---
    But I'm not giving up...
[10:06] ---
    on those eggs!
[10:08] ---
    Oh, Hori-s...
SIGN    "Coming over today, right? Get me those eggs asap"
[10:12] ---
    I'm supposed to buy them now?!
[10:20] ---
    And I have to run in this heat?!
[10:22] ---
    Twenty minutes left!
[10:26] ---
    I'll take the shortcut!
[10:47] ---
    Sorry, it's egg time!
[10:49] ---
    Wait, what?!
[10:52] ---
    Egg time?
[10:56] ---
    Man, thanks a ton!
[11:00] ---
    Those rabid housewives were scary...
    No more sales for me...
[11:04] ---
    Oh, yeah, uh, I ran into
    someone on my way there.
[11:12] ---
    What? Who?! Where?!
[11:14] ---
    That Yuki girl you hang out with.
[11:17] ---
    Oh.
[11:19] ---
    You ran into her dressed like this?
[11:22] ---
    Yeah, but I don't think she knew it was me.
[11:25] ---
    Oh, huh.
[11:27] ---
    Let's dig in!
[11:30] ---
    Look out, don't spill.
[11:32] ---
    Okay.
[11:34] ---
    I kinda don't want anyone else
    to see you like this, Miyamura.
[11:44] ---
    Sorry, never mind! Forget I said that.
[11:48] ---
    I forgot to get out drinks.
    Is barley tea okay?
[11:52] ---
    Are you gonna eat?
[11:57] ---
    Hori-san, I...
[11:59] ---
    When I get to see you like this,
[12:02] ---
    cooking dinner, or getting mad
    and yelling really loud...
[12:07] ---
    Like, the fact that you don't care
    what your hair looks like at home,
[12:10] ---
    or the way you're kinda
    brawny, in a good way...
[12:12] ---
    That's enough!
[12:13] ---
    I don't want anyone else
    to see this side of you, either.
[12:17] ---
    Neither do I.
[12:20] ---
    It kinda feels like this moment
    belongs to me and only me.
[12:27] ---
    Don't say stuff like that, you dummy!
[12:31] ---
    Can I have some, too, please?
[12:35] ---
    Thanks!
[12:39] ---
    Ugh, how can he say something
    that cringey with a straight face?!
[12:43] ---
    Does he not realize? Is he that dumb?!
[12:46] ---
    You dummy. You're such
    a dummy! You big dummy!
[12:49] ---
    I'm a dummy...?
[12:50] ---
    You dummy! Dummy, dummy, dummy!
[12:52] ---
    My sister can't stop saying "dummy"
    after she says it once. Watch.
[12:52] ---
    You dummy! Dummy, dummy, dummy!
[12:56] ---
    Really?
[12:57] ---
    Dummy, dummy, dummy!
[13:01] ---
    You're right!
[13:02] ---
    Why're you laughing?!
[13:04] ---
    Everyone has a side of them they
    don't want anyone to know about.
[13:08] ---
    It's not that I don't like
    the way you are at school,
[13:11] ---
    I like this side of you that gets
    mad and dresses plain at home.
[13:15] ---
    I think you're way cuter like this.
[13:18] ---
    The two of us ended up sharing
    this "secret self" time with each other.
[13:25] ---
    Ugh, whatever, you big dummy.
[13:30] ---
    It's only gonna get
    hotter from here on out.
[13:32] ---
    Yep.
[13:34] ---
    Wearing this jacket all
    the time's gonna be torture.
[13:37] ---
    Yeah, but at least...
[13:40] ---
    Hori-san, I'm in trouble!
    We're gonna be swimming in P.E.!
[13:44] ---
    I'm screwed!
[13:45] ---
    Oh, yeah, you're right.
[13:48] ---
    What's wrong with swimming?
    Better than making us run a marathon.
[13:50] ---
    Swimming is way worse!
    They're gonna see everything!
[13:54] ---
    What do you mean, everythi...
[13:57] ---
    What do I do about these?!
[14:03] ---
    Sometimes I'm not sure
    if you're incredibly bold
[14:06] ---
    or incredibly stupid.
[14:10] ---
    At least swimming was optional, huh?
[14:12] ---
    Yeah, for real...
[14:14] ---
    But what if we do have to run a marathon?
    I have to wear my jacket!
[14:17] ---
    I'll die of heatstroke!
[14:19] ---
    I don't think they're gonna
    make us run a marathon.
[14:25] ---
    Huh. You see the two of them
    together a lot lately.
[14:29] ---
    I never expected him to be in the picture.
[14:31] ---
    Hori, lemme see your notes!
[14:34] ---
    Oh, I wanna see, too!
[14:36] ---
    Ugh, fine, but you really
    need to take your own.
[14:40] ---
    Thanks, Hori!
[14:44] ---
    Popular, huh?
[14:46] ---
    What, uh, what's popular?
[14:49] ---
    Hori.
[14:51] ---
    Oh, yeah. I wish I could
    get good grades like her.
[14:55] ---
    Miyamura.
[14:57] ---
    Huh? Wh-What?
[14:59] ---
    You and Hori sure have
    been getting along lately.
[15:02] ---
    You two dating?
[15:03] ---
    No! Of course not, that's ridiculous!
[15:08] ---
    Yeah, thought so.
[15:10] ---
    The two of you aren't anything alike.
[15:13] ---
    Yeah, you're right.
    We wouldn't make a good couple.
[15:18] ---
    We just don't match up, uh...
[15:22] ---
    Use your words, man!
[15:24] ---
    Don't see those two together often.
[15:26] ---
    Let's go, Hori!
[15:28] ---
    S-Sorry... oh.
[15:32] ---
    What?
[15:32] ---
    Ishikawa-kun, do you
    have a crush on Hori-san?
[15:36] ---
    Wha...?!
[15:37] ---
    S-So what if I do?!
[15:41] ---
    Wait, really?!
[15:43] ---
    What?!
[15:45] ---
    So that's why you always glare
    at me when I'm talking to Hori-san!
[15:49] ---
    W-Well, yeah, I do! So don't...
[15:51] ---
    Sorry, Ishikawa-kun, I didn't know
    you had a crush on Hori-san!
[15:56] ---
    Don't announce it to the whole school!
[15:58] ---
    Oh, sorry! Is it still a secret?
[16:00] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[16:02] ---
    Yo! What're you guys doing?
    We gotta go to P.E.!
[16:08] ---
    We're already gonna be late,
    so let's take our time heading over.
[16:12] ---
    Actually, here's something I've
    been wondering about for a while.
[16:15] ---
    Why are you wearing your winter
    uniform in the middle of summer?
[16:18] ---
    Um, uh...
[16:20] ---
    I get cold?
[16:22] ---
    You're sweating buckets.
[16:24] ---
    I know what it's going
    to sound like, Ishikawa-kun,
[16:27] ---
    but the only person who's seen me
    without a shirt on is Hori-san.
[16:32] ---
    What?! Why?!
[16:35] ---
    Ishikawa-kun, you won't snitch
    on me to a teacher, right?
[16:38] ---
    Hell no, I wouldn't!
[16:40] ---
    It'd be a real pain if they found out...
[16:42] ---
    So please don't tell anyone.
[16:46] ---
    What the hell? Are those tattoos?
    Wait, they're real?!
[16:50] ---
    Yeah.
[16:51] ---
    Yeah, I can see why you can't wear
    our short-sleeved uniform now.
[16:54] ---
    Yeah.
[16:55] ---
    Holy shit.
[16:57] ---
    I totally had you pinned for
    the weird, gloomy, otaku type,
[17:01] ---
    but damn, was I wrong.
[17:03] ---
    You're wrong about otaku,
    but everything else is spot on.
[17:07] ---
    Now that I'm getting a good look
    at him, he does have a nice face.
[17:11] ---
    Though his hair is obnoxious.
[17:13] ---
    Was P.E. in the gym today?
[17:15] ---
    Is this the kind of face Hori's into?
[17:18] ---
    Wh-What?
[17:19] ---
    Whoa! Dude, you have piercings, too?!
[17:25] ---
    Okay, next!
[17:27] ---
    You're a funny guy.
[17:29] ---
    Why get inked or pierced if
    you're just gonna end up hiding it?
[17:34] ---
    You know how you do things
    in the spur of the moment?
[17:37] ---
    No, I don't.
[17:39] ---
    If you're gonna keep hiding them,
    then I won't tell anyone.
[17:42] ---
    Though I wanna know why you and
    Hori-san suddenly got all buddy-buddy.
[17:49] ---
    It wasn't sudden.
    It happened a little while back, actually.
[17:54] ---
    But I get the feeling
    she's just being nice to me.
[17:57] ---
    We're not anything more
    than friends, don't worry.
[18:01] ---
    So you don't mind if I ask her out?
[18:05] ---
    Wh-Why are you asking for my permission?
[18:08] ---
    I dunno, just felt like it.
[18:11] ---
    That's up to Hori-san, not me.
[18:21] ---
    I can't believe you skipped P.E., Toru...
[18:24] ---
    You had gym duty, too! Instead,
    I had to be the one to clean up!
[18:28] ---
    I said I'm sorry!
[18:29] ---
    Think about what you've done!
[18:30] ---
    I am! I know!
[18:32] ---
    You were hanging out
    with Toru? That's random.
[18:35] ---
    Oh, yeah. We were just talking.
[18:40] ---
    Hey, why're you avoiding me?
[18:42] ---
    I'm not.
[18:44] ---
    Look me in the eye
    when you're talking to me!
[18:46] ---
    I-I'm not, it's just...
[18:47] ---
    What is it? Did I do something wrong?
[18:49] ---
    N-No...
[18:51] ---
    Hori!
[18:53] ---
    Huh?
[18:54] ---
    I wanna talk to you
    later. Is after school okay?
[18:57] ---
    After school?
[18:59] ---
    Oh, but I...
[19:01] ---
    Hori-san, I'll go pick up Sota for you.
[19:06] ---
    Go talk with Ishikawa-kun, okay?
[19:07] ---
    Huh? But...
[19:30] ---
    Oh, she's home!
[19:34] ---
    If they ended up dating,
    I'd be a huge third wheel.
[19:38] ---
    Sorry I'm late, Sota!
    I'll start dinner in a little bit.
[19:42] ---
    Okay!
[19:48] ---
    Welcome back.
[19:50] ---
    We need to talk.
[19:52] ---
    If she says, "you need to stop
    coming over," then that's that.
[19:56] ---
    Toru told me everything.
[19:58] ---
    Oh.
[20:00] ---
    Did you seriously tell him you
    don't think we're a good match?
[20:04] ---
    Wha...? Huh?!
[20:06] ---
    Did you really say that you think I'm,
    I'm just being nice to you?!
[20:12] ---
    Wait... What about Ishikawa-kun?
[20:15] ---
    Forget about Toru right now!
[20:17] ---
    Huh?!
[20:18] ---
    Did you say that?
[20:19] ---
    Did you tell him all that, Miyamura?!
[20:25] ---
    I did.
[20:28] ---
    That's really what you think this is?
[20:30] ---
    You've been thinking that the
    whole time you've been coming over?
[20:33] ---
    No!
[20:35] ---
    No, just... Ishikawa-kun's right,
    I'm so gloomy and boring,
[20:40] ---
    I figured I was dragging down
    your reputation, or bothering you.
[20:45] ---
    So it's not like I think
    it's true or anything!
[20:50] ---
    Hori-san?! Why...?
[20:52] ---
    Why...? Why?
[20:55] ---
    Why would you give
    a crap about my "reputation"?!
[20:59] ---
    Don't just assume stuff
    without even asking!
[21:01] ---
    Don't you ever say something
    like that again, dummy!
[21:05] ---
    Sorry, Hori-san. I'm really sorry.
[21:09] ---
    Just remembering what you said
[21:11] ---
    makes me so mad!
[21:13] ---
    Wha...? Hori-san?!
[21:15] ---
    If you stopped coming over, Miyamura,
[21:18] ---
    H-Hey...
[21:18] ---
    who'd wake me up when
    I fell asleep watching a movie?
[21:22] ---
    Or eat your portion of dinner?
[21:23] ---
    Huh?
[21:24] ---
    I'd have food left over!
[21:31] ---
    Toru?
[21:33] ---
    I turned him down.
[21:34] ---
    Aww. He seems really sweet, though.
[21:37] ---
    What? You're creeping me out.
[21:40] ---
    Do you have a crush on him or something?
[21:42] ---
    Why don't you guys date?
[21:44] ---
    Oh, I don't think we'd make a good couple.
[21:47] ---
    That's your first reaction?
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[23:23] ---
    Morning, Miyamura.
[23:26] ---
    So, uh, yesterday, I...
[23:32] ---
    You don't have to say it
    out loud, Ishikawa-kun!
[23:35] ---
    You're such a sweet guy!
[23:39] ---
    What's going on?
[23:40] ---
    No idea. Maybe he's getting asked out?
[23:44] ---
    Who's doing the asking?