E8 - The Truth Deception Reveals

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[00:13] ---
    There you are.
[00:17] ---
    P.E.'s already started.
[00:22] ---
    They threw my gym clothes in the garbage.
[00:25] ---
    Did they?
[00:27] ---
    You're right, I remember that now.
[00:31] ---
    Everyone's having so much fun. I hate them.
[00:36] ---
    I did, didn't I?
[00:39] ---
    I hate people in cliques, too.
[00:42] ---
    Because it made me feel like I was
    getting excluded for no good reason.
[00:45] ---
    I hate breaks, too.
[00:48] ---
    Because it felt like everyone was
    pointing out how isolated I was.
[00:53] ---
    I hated teachers, too, because
    they made us work in groups,
[00:57] ---
    and I'd get excluded.
[00:59] ---
    I especially hated
    special events at school.
[01:01] ---
    Thinking back on those days, I can't
    remember a single thing I didn't hate.
[01:07] ---
    Nobody needs me around, anyway.
[01:14] ---
    Can I just die?
[01:20] ---
    You should probably hold off on dying.
[01:23] ---
    Wait a little longer and you'll make a friend.
[01:26] ---
    An annoying one, but still.
[01:28] ---
    You'll also meet a tall guy who's
    kind and a girl who's friendly,
[01:33] ---
    and a kinda-cowardly student council
    president and his little posse.
[01:37] ---
    Lots of people will want
    to be friends with you.
[01:42] ---
    Not only that,
[01:44] ---
    but you'll meet someone
    who cries for you, laughs for you,
[01:46] ---
    gets sad for you, gets mad for you,
    and scolds you when you need scolding.
[01:55] ---
    She's waiting for you, I promise.
[01:58] ---
    If that's true, then...
[02:05] ---
    Then...
[02:10] ---
    Huh? What was I just dreaming about?
[02:16] ---
    I wanna see Hori-san.
[02:30] ---
    Horimiya
[03:51] ---
    The boy I love is really weak.
[03:56] ---
    Really, really weak.
[04:00] ---
    He doesn't actually like yelling at people.
[04:07] ---
    He'll laugh about being unathletic,
[04:11] ---
    when really, he wishes he wasn't.
[04:14] ---
    Boys and girls alike all fawn over him,
[04:17] ---
    which makes him happy,
[04:20] ---
    but every now and then,
    it makes him feel anxious.
SIGN    The Truth Deception Reveals
[04:26] ---
    There's so much he struggles with,
    and I love him so much.
[04:39] ---
    O-Oh, no! Sengoku-kun, get it, I'm scared!
[04:46] ---
    His expression screams "I'm scared, too!"
[04:50] ---
    But...
[04:54] ---
    That really freaked him out.
[04:57] ---
    Good job.
[05:04] ---
    The boy I love is weak,
    but he tries really hard.
[05:10] ---
    But you know,
[05:13] ---
    back when we met,
    he was a totally different person.
[05:18] ---
    Man, I have such a crush on Ayasaki.
[05:23] ---
    Her face is so tiny and cute, you know?
[05:25] ---
    Yeah, totally!
[05:27] ---
    She's so hard to approach, though.
    Like, she thinks she's too good for us.
[05:31] ---
    Probably 'cause she knows all
    the guys have the hots for her.
[05:35] ---
    Out of all the girls,
    Ayasaki and Kono really stick out.
[05:39] ---
    They're like Beauty and the Beast.
[05:41] ---
    You think so? They're both pretty normal.
[05:44] ---
    C'mon, dude, Ayasaki's super hot.
[05:47] ---
    Not really. They both look normal.
[06:03] ---
    What were you reading in class just now?
[06:07] ---
    Some manga?
[06:09] ---
    Goethe.
[06:10] ---
    Gerta? What's that?
[06:12] ---
    Goethe. He's an author.
[06:14] ---
    Oh, that's not the name
    of the book. Is it good?
[06:18] ---
    Do you like to read, too, Ayasaki-san?
[06:21] ---
    Not during class, but yeah, I like reading.
[06:25] ---
    Like Grimm's Fairy Tales.
[06:27] ---
    You mean like, Snow White?
[06:28] ---
    Yeah, like Snow White.
[06:36] ---
    Snow White
[06:36] ---
    I brought these for you to borrow.
[06:38] ---
    Really?
[06:39] ---
    There are a bunch of stories in there,
    so hopefully you'll find one you like.
[06:44] ---
    Wow, thanks!
[06:46] ---
    That'll be a fun read, Remi.
[06:48] ---
    Yeah!
[06:54] ---
    Oh, do you like books
    like these, too, Kono-san?
[06:56] ---
    Wait, me? Yeah.
[06:59] ---
    Then you can borrow them after Ayasaki-san.
[07:02] ---
    I really like the third story in
    the collection. It's really captivating.
[07:06] ---
    Wait, are you sure?
[07:08] ---
    Yeah.
[07:10] ---
    Th-Thanks.
[07:11] ---
    You're welcome.
[07:16] ---
    I really liked these.
[07:18] ---
    Thanks!
[07:20] ---
    Then here, read these next.
[07:21] ---
    Whoa, more books?! Sweet!
[07:25] ---
    How many books do you own?
[07:26] ---
    They're mostly my parents'.
[07:28] ---
    We have a whole room
    full of them at my house.
[07:31] ---
    Really? I wish I could see.
[07:34] ---
    You want to? You can.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, don't worry; I won't be
    weird about it or anything!
[07:41] ---
    Oh, uh, sure, got it.
[07:47] ---
    Sengoku
[07:48] ---
    Wow, you really do have a whole roomful!
[07:52] ---
    We haven't cleaned in here much,
    so watch out for the dust.
[07:58] ---
    Are you okay?!
[07:59] ---
    I'm fine! I shouldn't have
    touched without asking.
[08:03] ---
    I just wanted to see this one book.
[08:05] ---
    Oh, that one's really old.
[08:08] ---
    What's it about?
[08:09] ---
    The day before the world ends, I think?
[08:14] ---
    Is it the whole world,
    or just Japan that gets destroyed?
[08:17] ---
    Think it's the whole world.
    Everyone goes into a panic.
[08:20] ---
    If you knew the world
    was going to end tomorrow,
[08:23] ---
    you probably wouldn't feel like
    doing much of anything, huh?
[08:25] ---
    You think so? I'd wanna
    blow through all my money.
[08:29] ---
    And I'd load up on desserts, too.
[08:31] ---
    Huh? You're spending your
    last day on Earth eating dessert?!
[08:35] ---
    There are tons I've
    never tried! Might as well!
[08:38] ---
    I see.
[08:41] ---
    Are your pigtails up higher today?
[08:46] ---
    Y-Yeah, I just felt like it.
[08:49] ---
    I like it. It looks nice!
[08:51] ---
    Really?!
[08:59] ---
    If you're cute, you can do
    whatever, you'll still be cute!
[09:03] ---
    Guess you don't understand where
    I'm coming from, though, Sengoku-kun.
[09:06] ---
    Sorry to interrupt! Can I borrow you?
[09:11] ---
    Thanks for lending
    these to me! I read 'em all.
[09:14] ---
    You didn't have to rush through them.
[09:16] ---
    I didn't! They were so good,
    I ended up on a reading binge.
[09:19] ---
    Man, though, I really wouldn't
    want the world to end tomorrow!
[09:23] ---
    What about all those desserts, though?
[09:25] ---
    The end of the world
    is no time for desserts!
[09:34] ---
    Kamioka has a crush on you, Ayasaki-san.
[09:37] ---
    Mmkay.
[09:39] ---
    Hey, can I go over to your
    place again today, Sengoku-kun?
[09:44] ---
    Sure.
[09:46] ---
    Just, I know you're used
    to talking to guys, Ayasaki-san,
[09:51] ---
    but I might get the wrong
    idea about your intentions.
[09:58] ---
    You'll like this series, Ayasaki-san.
    It's long, but totally worth the read.
[10:04] ---
    Can't wait to read it, then.
[10:09] ---
    Hey, Sengoku-kun?
[10:12] ---
    So, Sengoku-kun, I, uh...
[10:18] ---
    What is it?
[10:19] ---
    Nothing, just, uh, what if...
[10:24] ---
    What if the world was gonna end
    tomorrow? What would you do?
[10:29] ---
    Huh? Oh, you mean like that book?
[10:33] ---
    I mean, kind of, but... sure.
[10:36] ---
    I'd tell you I liked you.
[10:41] ---
    Then I'd turn to space dust.
[10:44] ---
    The end.
[10:51] ---
    Was that a joke?
[10:53] ---
    No.
[10:56] ---
    It wasn't.
[11:01] ---
    Never mind, just forget it!
[11:07] ---
    Why're you so embarrassed?
[11:08] ---
    I-I am not embarrassed!
[11:11] ---
    C'mon, don't lie.
[11:13] ---
    I'm not lying! I'm not embarrassed at all!
[11:16] ---
    I know you are. Your face is all red!
[11:20] ---
    I'm glad.
[11:22] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[11:23] ---
    You know,
[11:25] ---
    I like you, too, Sengoku-kun!
[11:33] ---
    I like you, too, Remi.
[11:40] ---
    Through the Seasons With You
[11:40] ---
    Here. Thanks for letting me borrow it.
[11:42] ---
    Huh? You finished it in just one day?!
[11:45] ---
    I finished studying early,
    so I had some extra time.
[11:48] ---
    Oh, cool. What'd you think
    of this bestselling tearjerker?
[11:54] ---
    It was okay.
[11:56] ---
    He's lying.
[11:59] ---
    He cried while reading it last night.
[12:02] ---
    When we met, he didn't get swept away
    by those around him. I loved him then.
[12:06] ---
    And I love who he is now, too.
[12:08] ---
    His weak points, the fact that
    he can't lie, how hard he tries...
[12:14] ---
    I love all of him.
[12:18] ---
    So... why the sudden
    urge to give me a manicure?
[12:21] ---
    Well, I was cleaning my room
    and found some unopened bottles.
[12:25] ---
    I thought this color'd look good on you.
[12:29] ---
    Okay.
[12:33] ---
    O-Oh, no.
[12:35] ---
    I shouldn't, but I want to.
[12:37] ---
    She'd be so mad.
[12:39] ---
    Miyamura, other foot!
[12:41] ---
    But...
[12:43] ---
    Miyamura?
[12:44] ---
    Gimme your other foot, c'mon...
[12:46] ---
    PLOP
[12:56] ---
    I thought if I stepped on you...
[12:59] ---
    I'd get enough EXP to level up.
[13:03] ---
    What?
[13:05] ---
    I'm kidding! I'm so sorry!
[13:06] ---
    You're always messing with me, so I
    figured I'd try messing with you today!
[13:09] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[13:10] ---
    It's okay, I'm not, like, mad.
    I'm just kind of surprised.
[13:14] ---
    Plus, like, you're always going off
    on Shindo-kun and Sawada-san,
[13:20] ---
    but when you're with me,
    you're so calm and well-mannered,
[13:22] ---
    so are you, like, faking it for me?
    Is this not you?
[13:26] ---
    No, this is the real me, I promise.
[13:29] ---
    Oh.
[13:30] ---
    I mean, would you rather
    I yelled at you and hit you instead?
[13:35] ---
    No, definitely...
[13:38] ---
    Goddamn. C'mon, Kyoko!
[13:41] ---
    Who the hell d'ya think
    you're talking to, bitch?!
[13:44] ---
    Actually, that's kind of hot.
[13:45] ---
    What?!
[13:49] ---
    Mornin', Miyamura.
[13:51] ---
    Hey. How's it hangin', Ishikawa?
[13:57] ---
    Fine.
[13:58] ---
    Damn, dude,
[14:00] ---
    you still listening to this, Iura?
    I mean, it's all bangers, but damn.
[14:04] ---
    Dude.
[14:04] ---
    I have no idea, man!
[14:06] ---
    Oh, Miyamura-kun. Could I please
    borrow your Math B textbook?
[14:10] ---
    Man, seriously, Prez? You forgot yours?
[14:13] ---
    
    Get your shit together, man!
[14:15] ---
    Ishikawa-kun!
[14:16] ---
    Don't look at me! I got
    no clue what's going on!
[14:19] ---
    What's up with you today, Miyamura?
[14:20] ---
    Gloom
[14:21] ---
    Kill me.
[14:21] ---
    Huh?
[14:23] ---
    I'm guessing this is something Her Highness
    the Ice Queen wanted you to do.
[14:26] ---
    Yep.
[14:27] ---
    If you don't want to do this,
    then you should tell her.
[14:30] ---
    Morning!
[14:31] ---
    I'm begging you,
    Ishikawa-kun, get it together!
[14:34] ---
    Stop making this my problem!
[14:36] ---
    Wow, it was that tough?
[14:38] ---
    Guess I'll never get to see you
    get all violent with me, then.
[14:41] ---
    Well, I'll just wait for you
    to forget, then give it a try.
[14:45] ---
    Really?! Oh, man, I can't wait!
[14:48] ---
    Later.
[14:49] ---
    See ya!
[14:50] ---
    Yup!
[14:57] ---
    Wait, I don't think the physics
    room is open during lunch.
[15:00] ---
    What? Oh, I think you're right!
[15:03] ---
    Ugh, I'll drop these off after lunch.
    Just tell our teacher I'll be late.
[15:08] ---
    Want me to go instead?
[15:09] ---
    Nah, I got it.
[15:11] ---
    Sigh
[15:15] ---
    Excuse me. Do you have a moment?
[15:18] ---
    Huh?
[15:22] ---
    Wait, hold on. Is this it?
    Is now the time to try that?
[15:27] ---
    But how should I act?
    What would make her happy?
[15:32] ---
    Oh, hey, remember that...
[15:36] ---
    Who the hell do you think you're
    talking to, you frickin' airhead?!
[15:40] ---
    Stop actin' like we're all
    buddy-buddy, 'cause we're not!
[15:42] ---
    Now shut the hell up!
[15:51] ---
    Hori-san, I really can't do this!
[15:54] ---
    That's the last time I'm gonna yell at you.
[15:58] ---
    Hori-san... I'm so lost.
[16:12] ---
    And now they're all talking about
    how we were fighting in the AV room.
[16:19] ---
    I feel bad for freaking out
    the underclassmen.
[16:22] ---
    What's up, Yuki?
[16:25] ---
    Huh?
[16:26] ---
    Oh, just...
[16:29] ---
    Just what?
[16:31] ---
    You got asked out?
[16:33] ---
    Yeah, four days ago.
[16:36] ---
    That long ago?
[16:37] ---
    Don't leave him hanging.
[16:38] ---
    W-Well, I have to go turn him down!
[16:41] ---
    Huh? You're turning him down?
[16:43] ---
    Of course I am! I don't even know him.
[16:46] ---
    He looked, like, really serious, too.
[16:50] ---
    I just feel bad going up to him
    with only a "Sorry, no dice!"
[16:57] ---
    Why don't you have someone
    pretend to be your boyfriend?
[17:00] ---
    Like Toru!
[17:01] ---
    Oh, he'd hate that.
[17:02] ---
    I don't think he would, as long
    as you explained what's going on.
[17:06] ---
    I dunno...
[17:07] ---
    Yeah, it's happening after school.
    Yup. See ya then.
[17:12] ---
    Ishikawa-kun's in.
[17:13] ---
    That was fast!
[17:17] ---
    So, what do you want me to do?
[17:19] ---
    Just kind of feel her up
    while she turns him down.
[17:23] ---
    Calm down, Satan!
    I can't do him dirty like that!
[17:25] ---
    C'mon, Hori!
[17:27] ---
    So what class is he in?
[17:29] ---
    Class 6, I think?
[17:30] ---
    Yeah, Class 6. His name's Yanagi-kun.
[17:32] ---
    Hold on, Yoshikawa. You sure
    you wanna use me for this?
[17:35] ---
    Wouldn't you want, like, a way
    hotter guy to pull this off?
[17:39] ---
    W-Well, you're definitely a little
    hotter than him, so it's fine!
[17:43] ---
    Oh. 'Kay.
[17:45] ---
    Just a little! Just a little, okay?!
[17:46] ---
    Heard you loud and clear.
[17:47] ---
    Shouldn't we head out already?
[17:50] ---
    Yeah.
[17:51] ---
    Wait, you're coming, too?!
[17:53] ---
    I wanna see who it is!
[17:53] ---
    Heck yeah! I'm worried about you!
[17:57] ---
    Oh. Thanks, Hori.
[17:59] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[18:00] ---
    Huh?
[18:05] ---
    We're dating, right? Just for today.
[18:13] ---
    I forget who's even in Class 6.
[18:16] ---
    Yeah, hard to remember
    when they're not in your class.
[18:19] ---
    Maybe Ayasaki-san knows?
[18:22] ---
    Just for today.
[18:27] ---
    You don't have to say anything, Toru.
[18:29] ---
    You sure?
[18:30] ---
    Yeah. Sorry for making you
    go along with all this.
[18:33] ---
    You better be sorry.
[18:36] ---
    Let me say just one thing to him, then.
[18:39] ---
    Like, "She's my girlfriend." That okay?
[18:43] ---
    What?!
[18:44] ---
    Y-You just have to pretend
    to be my boyfriend, you know!
[18:47] ---
    Yeah. That's pretending.
[18:49] ---
    Sure, whatever, say it!
[18:53] ---
    I can't hear what they're saying.
[18:55] ---
    Oh, there he is!
[18:58] ---
    I'm so sorry I'm late, Yoshikawa-san!
[19:06] ---
    Our teacher needed me for something.
[19:08] ---
    S H O C K
[19:09] ---
    Holy crap, he's gorgeous!
[19:11] ---
    He's a zillion times hotter than Toru!
[19:14] ---
    C'mon.
[19:14] ---
    Um, uh, I'm...
[19:17] ---
    Oh, hello. I'm Akane Yanagi from Class 6.
[19:21] ---
    God, even his name is cool!
[19:23] ---
    I'm Ishikawa.
[19:25] ---
    Miyamura's the pretty guy in our group,
    and even he pales in comparison!
[19:29] ---
    Hang in there, Ishikawa-kun!
[19:33] ---
    So you have a boyfriend.
[19:35] ---
    Yeah. Sorry.
[19:38] ---
    I'm genetically inferior on every level!
    Why should I bother existing?!
[19:41] ---
    Hell, if he asked me out, I'd say yes!
    What are you, blind, Yoshikawa?!
[19:44] ---
    I guess that's that, then.
[19:45] ---
    I mean, Ishikawa-kun is
    a lot more attractive than me.
[19:49] ---
    Stop, I'm already dead!
[19:50] ---
    I'd better get going.
[19:52] ---
    Oh, okay.
[19:56] ---
    Yuki!
[19:57] ---
    Why'd you turn him down?!
    He's a total hottie!
[19:59] ---
    Huh?! Oh... he's kind of too hot, you know?
[20:02] ---
    And I'm not into like, fancy,
    expensive food and stuff.
[20:05] ---
    She's a total pleb.
[20:07] ---
    God, for a second there,
    I thought I'd just died on the spot.
[20:10] ---
    That really scared me. He was way too hot.
[20:12] ---
    I had no idea we had
    someone like that in our grade.
[20:17] ---
    Yanagi-kun?
[20:18] ---
    Yeah, I know him.
    He's super hot and totally hilarious.
[20:22] ---
    Hilarious?
[20:23] ---
    WHACK
[20:24] ---
    Ouch!
[20:26] ---
    Yanagi, where're your glasses?
[20:28] ---
    Oh, I haven't bought a new pair yet...
[20:30] ---
    But I'm okay, I don't need them that...
[20:32] ---
    Yanagi!
[20:33] ---
    That happens all the time.
[20:35] ---
    All the time?
[20:37] ---
    His eyesight's really bad.
    He's practically blind.
[20:40] ---
    He is, huh?
[20:49] ---
    H-Hey!
[20:51] ---
    Yes?
[20:52] ---
    I think you might've had the wrong girl.
[20:57] ---
    S-So there's this friend
    of mine, Kyoko Hori.
[21:00] ---
    She's way taller than me,
    and way prettier than me, too.
[21:04] ---
    A-Are you sure you
    didn't mean to ask her out?
[21:07] ---
    Huh? Wait, why are you asking?
[21:09] ---
    Oh, I'm guessing you heard
    how bad my eyes are, huh...
[21:16] ---
    I didn't have the wrong person.
[21:17] ---
    Huh?
[21:18] ---
    I've liked you for quite a while.
[21:20] ---
    So I know what you look like,
[21:22] ---
    but I don't know who this
    Hori-san girl is you're talking about.
[21:24] ---
    O-Oh. Okay.
[21:27] ---
    Yuki!
[21:29] ---
    Hori!
[21:30] ---
    Oh, sorry! Didn't mean to interrupt.
[21:32] ---
    Hey, it's Yanagi-kun.
[21:33] ---
    Hori-san? We were just talking about you.
[21:37] ---
    Yoshikawa-san said she had
    an attractive female friend...
[21:40] ---
    Hello. I'm Miyamura.
[21:42] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[21:44] ---
    Ishikawa-kun, you're here, too!
[21:46] ---
    Nope, I'm Hori.
[21:47] ---
    Sorry! Then who might you be?
[21:48] ---
    Ishikawa. We literally met yesterday.
[21:51] ---
    I'm so sorry, uh... Miyamura-kun!
[21:54] ---
    He kinda needs glasses.
[21:56] ---
    Only kinda?
[21:58] ---
    Oh, right! I just happened to
    run into Yoshikawa-san here!
[22:01] ---
    I wasn't trying anything funny, I... huh?
[22:04] ---
    Hori-san, where's Ishikawa-kun?
[22:07] ---
    Over here.
[22:09] ---
    This is hilarious.
[22:10] ---
    Oh, there you are! I'm so sorry!
[22:12] ---
    Look, it's fine, Yanagi-kun.
    
[22:12] ---
    I swear, nothing funny
    was happening here, really!
[22:14] ---
    Calm down, man!
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