E4 - SAMURAI GIRL

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[00:07] Students
    Hyah!
[00:14] (Flashback) Jiro
    This sharp-edged brilliance...
[00:16] (Flashback) Jiro
    It's nothing short of diabolical.
[00:31] (Flashback) Jiro
    Discipline and improve yourself,
[00:39] (Flashback) Jiro
    or else you'll inevitably be consumed
    and overpowered by the sword.
[00:52] (Flashback) Jiro
    You therefore mustn't rely on anyone,
     nor get close to anyone.
[00:57] (Flashback) Jiro
    All on your own, you must polish
    the true self buried within you.
[01:04] (Flashback) Jiro
    It is a path of solitude.
[01:11] (Flashback) Jiro
    Now, which path will you choose,
     my dear Wendy?
[01:26] Wendy
    Shoot!
[01:46] Wendy
    I'm heading out, Dad.
[01:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    I am so blind
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    Still running
[02:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    Running out of sight
[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics
    In the night
[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm feeling goosebumps
[02:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    Betting against the odds again,
    I'm being swayed like in a dance
[02:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just tell me how to figure it out
[02:23] [SONG] Lyrics
    Inside my head, I'm painting the town
[02:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    Addition is affliction
[02:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    Something's missing
[02:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    (Oh you really got me wrong)
[02:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    I gotta advance
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    You know who I am?
[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm a trickster
[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just take a chance
[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Play the game
[02:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    It sounds insane
[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Fate smiles at the borderline
[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
    I wanna dance to my own.
[02:50] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yea I'm moving like that
[02:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    Give it a try
[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Keep on going down
[02:54] [SONG] Lyrics
    I just need something real
[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    Then we need no fakes
[03:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll let my soul be wild and free
[03:35] Wendy
    Aw...
[03:46] Wendy
    W-Wait!
[03:52] Finn
    The faster the car, the better!
[03:55] Finn
    If you want to go fast and feel great,
     I highly recommend this ORION.
[03:59] Apple
    You're right.
    The best part of a car is driving it.
[04:03] Apple
    You get it.
[04:05] Apple
    Indeed, this one's fantastic.
[04:06] Apple
    I think I'll take it.
[04:08] Chris
    A-Are you sure, sir?
[04:10] Finn
    If you'd like a test drive,
     we can do that right now.
[04:13] Finn
    Shall we?
[04:13] Chris
    The newbie stole my client...
[04:15] Apple
    Unfortunately, I have a meeting soon.
[04:16] Wendy
    Finn is actually smooth and resourceful,
[04:18] Apple
    Maybe tomorrow.
[04:18] Wendy
    so maybe he's a better salesman—
[04:19] (Flashback) Chris
    There's no way!
[04:20] Apple
    Oh, here's my card.
[04:23] Chris
    Wendy, when did you get here?
[04:24] Apple
    It's nice to meet you.
[04:25] Finn
    Yes, sir!
[04:26] Finn
    Oh, my name is Finn Oldman.
[04:26] Chris
    Um, Wendy? Hello, Wendy!
[04:29] Apple
    Finn? That's a nice name.
[04:32] Finn
    I'll have the car ready
    for a test drive tomorrow.
[04:34] Apple
    Thanks. See you tomorrow.
[04:37] Finn
    Let's see here...
    Apple Link, CEO of Mizerka.
[04:41] Wendy
    Oh, that's an up-and-coming IT firm.
[04:45] Vijay
    An auspicious start, Finn.
[04:48] Chris
    I bet it's all thanks to my guidance.
[04:51] Finn
    You only taught me
    how to mop and pick up girls.
[04:55] Chris
    You just picked up a male client.
[04:58] Finn
    Then I guess your advice was worthless, huh?
[05:01] Chris
    You've got a mouth on you, you know that?!
[05:08] Finn
    So you see, with my smooth
    sales talk, even an CEO—
[05:13] Leo
    Do you even know what a CEO is?
[05:16] Finn
    Huh? Uh...
[05:18] Vijay
    Chief executive officer.
[05:20] Finn
    Yeah, that!
[05:22] Finn
    I was going to say that.
[05:24] Douglas
    Here you go.
[05:26] Finn
    For me?
[05:27] Douglas
    This is your welcome party, isn't it?
[05:29] Douglas
    It's on me.
[05:31] Douglas
    Good luck, rookie.
[05:32] Finn
    Yup, this little rookie here
     will do his best...
[05:39] Douglas
    Wendy, I see you're going as hard as ever.
[05:41] Douglas
    Maybe you should...
[05:45] Douglas
    I see Chris is late, per usual.
[05:47] Leo
    I swear. I need him to follow the rules.
[05:51] Fin
    Rules?
[05:52] Leo
    Punctuality is one of the rules at Pinochle.
[05:56] Leo
    And the rules are meant to be followed.
[05:58] Vijay
    I'm sure there's no need to
    be so uptight about it.
[06:01] Finn
    Speaking of uptight, Wendy
    sure is a real workaholic.
[06:06] Finn
    She's always fixated on her computer.
[06:08] Chirs
    Hi there!
[06:10] Douglas
    About time.
[06:12] Chris
    Master, can I get café au lait float
     with extra ice cream?
[06:16] Douglas
    Chris, you do know that this
     is a pub, don't you?
[06:20] Chris
    So, what are we talking about?
[06:22] Vijay
    We're educating Finn about
    what's taboo at Pinochle.
[06:25] Chris
    Oh, that.
[06:26] Chris
    Tardiness... Well, we can let that one go.
[06:30] Chris
    Oh, but listen here.
[06:32] Chris
    Taboo number one:
[06:34] Chris
    "Never let Wendy draw her sword."
[06:37] Finn
    Her sword?
[06:38] Chris
    Uh-huh. Because—
[06:39] Wendy
    I won't!
[06:43] Wendy
    I will never draw my sword!
[06:46] Wendy
    Master, another one!
[06:48] Douglas
    Hey now, I think you've had enough—
[06:51] Wendy
    I! Want! Another! Round!
[06:54] Leo
    I just remembered something
    I need to do. I must be going.
[06:57] Vijay
    And I have to water my plants.
[06:59] Vijay
    Excuse me.
[07:00] Finn
    What's wrong with those two?
[07:06] Wendy
    I'm just some uptight broad anyway, right?
[07:09] Wendy
    I'm too serious... I'm a workaholic...
    and I got no friends!
[07:14] Chris
    Taboo number two:
[07:17] Chris
    "Don't let Wendy have more
     than three drinks."
[07:20] Finn
    You coulda told me sooner!
[07:22] Wendy
    Are you listening to me?!
[07:23] (Flashback) Chris
    Ouch!
[07:23] Finn
    H-Hey, stop it!
[07:25] Wendy
    The path of solitude is lonely!
[07:28] Wendy
    I want to do it right, but I can't!
[07:30] Wendy
    My dad could, so why can't I?!
[07:33] Wendy
    Why?!
[07:35] (Flashback) Jiro
    You must not touch this.
[07:37] (Flashback) Jiro
    Without the resolve to walk the path of
    solitude alone, you will be consumed!
[07:46] Wendy
    Shoot! Ow...
[07:49] Wendy
    I had too much to drink again.
[08:02] Wendy
    I'm nothing like my dad.
[08:11] Wendy
    I gotta get it together.
[08:29] Bernard
    Yes. Yes, sir.
[08:36] Wendy
    Good.
[08:39] Wendy
    Oh? Where are the other two today?
[08:44] Vijay
    Finn went on a test drive with
    the customer from yesterday.
[08:47] Vijay
    Chris got a call from the president.
[08:51] Bernard
    Understood.
[08:52] Bernard
    I will handle it as arranged.
[08:55] Wendy
    So I'm holding down the fort?
[08:57] Vijay
    I'll be Chris's backup today.
[09:00] Vijay
    The case seems unlikely to require
    the drawing of your sword.
[09:04] Wendy
    But I'm a member of High Card too...
[09:06] Vijay
    Come again?
[09:07] Wendy
    It's nothing.
[09:08] Wendy
    Hello, Pinochle Automobiles'
    Old Maid Street branch—
[09:16] Robber A
    Listen up, you all.
[09:17] Robber A
    Don't move.
[09:20] Robber B
    Open the safe!
[09:21] Robber C
    Hurry up!
[09:22] Robber A
    Be done with it in three minutes!
[09:24] Chris
    Excuse me...
[09:28] Chris
    I'd like to use the bathroom...
[09:31] Chris
    but my hands are tied.
[09:33] Chris
    Could you help me?
[09:35] Robber A
    Don't mess with us!
[09:36] Chris
    Oh, I wouldn't...
[09:39] Chris
    dream of it!
[09:41] Robber D
    Bastard!
[09:46] Male Hostage A
    Now's our chance.
[09:47] Male Hostage B
    Yeah.
[09:50] Chris
    Idiots!
[09:55] Robber A
    Damn it.
[09:57] Robber A
    Hey, you!
[09:58] Robber A
    C'mere!
[10:01] John
    H-Help me!
[10:03] Chris
    Ow, ow, ow...
[10:05] Chris
    The bastard emptied the magazine on me...
[10:08] Chris
    You heard all that, right?
[10:10] Chris
    It's a group of four.
[10:12] Chris
    They've got a hostage.
    En route to Lorain Street.
[10:14] Vijay
    Roger. I'm on my way there now.
[10:16] Wendy
    Hold on.
[10:17] Wendy
    I'm coming too.
[10:19] Wendy
    We don't know what we're dealing with,
[10:20] Wendy
    and we need to save the hostage.
[10:22] Wendy
    The more assets, the better.
[10:24] Vijay
    But the order is for you to stand by.
[10:27] Wendy
    I know the company is trying to keep
    me and Love-P off of normal missions.
[10:32] Wendy
    But...
[10:35] Wendy
    I will choose my own path.
[10:38] Wendy
    I won't rely on anyone.
[10:41] Vijay
    Even so...
[10:42] Wendy
    Plus, I'm doing fine today.
[10:46] Wendy
    I wasn't late, was I?
[10:50] Apple
    Wow, what a fantastic car.
[10:54] Apple
    It's perfect for me.
[10:55] Finn
    And I can throw in some options for free.
[10:58] Apple
    Are you sure, Finn?
[11:00] Finn
    Let's go, sir!
[11:02] Finn/Apple
    Whoa!
[11:03] Finn
    Tch... What the heck, man?
[11:11] Apple
    I wonder if something happened...
[11:13] Finn
    Oh no! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
[11:15] Finn
    I'm sorry, Mr. Apple...
    My stomach is killing me.
[11:19] Finn
    Mind if I go find a bathroom?
[11:21] Apple
    No, not at all.
[11:22] Apple
    Go right ahead.
[11:23] Finn
    I'm really sorry!
[11:26] Wendy
    I've contacted the authorities
    to request backup.
[11:28] Wendy
    Wood Street should be closed off soon.
[11:31] Wendy
    Chris, what's the situation there?
[11:32] Chris
    I don't know how many
    of the four of them are players.
[11:36] Chris
    They're northbound on Lorain Street.
[11:38] Vijay
    Roger.
[11:39] Vijay
    I'll head them off and block them in.
[11:44] Wendy
    Hey, are you all right, Chris?!
[11:47] Chris
    I'm a little busy right now!
[11:54] Chris
    Man, I wasn't prepared for that.
[11:57] Finn
    Hey, Chris!
[12:02] Robber A
    Nice. We gave them the slip.
[12:03] Robber B
    Hey!
[12:06] Robber A
    Whoa!
[12:10] Vijay
    You can't get away.
[12:14] Robber A
    Tch!
[12:17] Robber A
    Damn it!
[12:25] Wendy
    Play!
[12:33] Wendy
    "Love and Peace"!
[12:39] Wendy
    One down.
[12:42] Wendy
    Two down.
[12:43] Robber C
    You bitch!
[12:45] Wendy
    Three down!
[12:48] Robber D
    Drop your weapon!
[12:50] Robber D
    We have a hostage!
[12:53] John
    H-H-Help me!
[12:56] Robber D
    That's right. Drop it.
[13:04] Wendy
    Four down!
[13:08] Wendy
    That should be all of them.
[13:09] Robber C
    Not yet!
[13:17] Wendy
    Vijay!
[13:21] John
    Heh heh heh...
[13:24] John E
    I'm John Doe.
[13:26] John E
    The player with "Agent S," the 4 of hearts.
[13:30] Wendy
    Is this... a cloning power?
[13:33] John
    No.
[13:37] John
    I feel pain when hit.
[13:39] John
    And I scar.
[13:42] John
    This isn't cloning.
[13:43] John
    Nor is it the art of the ninja.
[13:45] Johns
    We are all John Doe!
[13:49] John
    Take this!
[13:50] John
    We're not done yet!
[13:58] Wendy
    There's no end to this!
[14:00] Wendy
    Are they infinite?!
[14:02] Vijay
    No. If he could multiply infinitely, he'd
    overwhelm us with far greater numbers.
[14:08] Vijay
    Most likely, he can divide
    himself into a maximum of five.
[14:13] Vijay
    Wendy...
[14:13] John
    Don't do anything uncalled for.
[14:16] John
    I'll say it again!
[14:18] John
    Drop your weapon!
[14:22] Vijay
    Be calm, Wendy.
[14:29] (Flashback) Jiro
    This sharp-edged brilliance...
[14:32] (Flashback) Jiro
    It's nothing short of diabolical.
[14:34] (Flashback) Jiro
    Discipline and improve yourself,
[14:37] (Flashback) Jiro
    or else you'll inevitably be consumed
    and overpowered by the sword.
[14:42] (Flashback) Jiro
    You therefore mustn't rely on anyone,
     nor get close to anyone.
[14:47] (Flashback) Jiro
    All on your own, you must polish
    the true self buried within you.
[14:53] (Flashback) Jiro
    It is a path of solitude.
[14:57] (Flashback) Jiro
    Now, which path will you choose,
     my dear Wendy?
[15:04] (Flashback) Wendy
    Dad, I...
[15:07] Wendy
    This is the only path for me!
[15:09] Wendy
    I will walk the path of solitude,
    isolated from everyone!
[15:18] Vijay
    Wendy? You...
[15:24] Vijay
    Wendy, you finally—
[15:34] John
    H-Hey!
[15:38] Love-P
    It's been so long,
    it's all the more irresistible!
[15:42] John
    Wh-Wha...
[15:45] John
    What exactly are you?!
[15:47] Love-P
    Oh?
[15:49] Love-P
    I see one beardy face, two, three, four...
[15:53] Love-P
    My, my, do we have quintuplets here?
[16:02] John
    D-Damn it!
[16:06] Finn
    It's Vijay.
[16:08] Finn
    What's LAP?
[16:10] Chris
    LAP?!
[16:12] Chris
    When Wendy draws her sword, the ace
     of spades, "Love and Peace," takes over.
[16:18] Chris
    She'll attack anyone
    she can get her hands on.
[16:21] Chris
    She's a ruthless killer!
[16:22] Love-P
    More! More!
[16:24] Love-P
    It's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
[16:27] Finn
    Then how are we supposed to stop her?!
[16:30] Chris
    That's the question.
[16:35] Love-P
    My... Is that all, sweetheart?
[16:39] Love-P
    That won't do! I haven't eaten my fill yet!
[16:45] Love-P
    But I guess I should toss out the scraps.
[16:49] John
    H-H-Help me...
[16:53] Love-P
    He fainted? How lame.
[16:56] Love-P
    Hi, honey! Long time no see.
[16:58] Love-P
    I've been thinking about you, Veggie-jay.
[17:03] Vijay
    It's been a while, Love-P.
[17:06] Vijay
    You're as lively as ever.
[17:08] Love-P
    Man up and show me what you're made of!
[17:11] Leo
    Play!
[17:12] Leo
    "Never No Dollars"!
[17:16] Leo
    You're all such troublesome subordinates!
[17:19] Leo
    That's the biggest safe in the country,
     used at Central Bank.
[17:24] Leo
    Even with her power, it should be hard to—
[17:29] Love-P
    Hey there, sweetie.
[17:31] Love-P
    It's been a while!
[17:39] Vijay
    Are you all right?
[17:40] Leo
    She's like a walking tempest.
[17:43] Love-P
    You love to call me up when you're in
    trouble, yet you're so quick to ditch me.
[17:49] Love-P
    I'm not some doormat, you know?
[17:52] Love-P
    Why don't we loosen our ties...
[17:55] Love-P
    so I can finish you in one go!
[17:58] Chris
    What's up, Love-P?
[18:00] Love-P
    Oh my.
[18:02] Chris
    Ouch!
[18:04] Chris
    Not even a warning?!
[18:06] Love-P
    Ah, Endless Meat!
[18:09] Love-P
    Oh my gosh, I so missed you!
[18:13] Chris
    I'm telling you, that hurts—
[18:18] Love-P
    Gosh, this feels good!
[18:19] Love-P
    I can't resist!
[18:21] Love-P
    Give me something to sink my teeth into!
[18:23] Love-P
    As usual, your cards add up
     to nothing but air!
[18:29] Chris
    That's right. You still don't know, Love-P.
[18:32] Love-P
    What?
[18:32] Chris
    Let me introduce you...
    to the newest member of High Card!
[18:38] Chris
    Do it now!
[18:40] Love-P
    Huh?
[18:46] Love-P
    Like that's gonna work!
[18:59] Finn
    Without that, you go back to normal, right?
[19:03] Love-P
    You have the face of a petty criminal who
    wouldn't hesitate to take a piss in public.
[19:08] Love-P
    Still, you're not half bad.
[19:11] Love-P
    But I want to see a little more
    meat on you next time.
[19:15] Love-P
    Your thighs look scrumptious.
[19:33] (Flashback) Jiro
    Your cooking doesn't seem to have improved.
[19:37] (Flashback) Wendy
    Because—
[19:38] (Flashback) Jiro
    That's fine.
[19:39] (Flashback) Jiro
    You're warm, unlike me.
[19:44] (Flashback) Jiro
    You don't have to follow the same path.
[19:46] (Flashback) Wendy
    I want to be like you!
[19:49] (Flashback) Wendy
    And I will succeed you.
[19:52] (Flashback) Wendy
    Because, Dad, you're—
[20:03] (Flashback) Jiro
    You do not have to walk the path of solitude.
[20:06] (Flashback) Jiro
    Someday, you may be blessed with
    friends who will walk beside you.
[20:12] (Flashback) Jiro
    That is my wish for you.
[20:23] Finn
    Are you okay?
[20:27] Wendy
    I was dreaming.
[20:30] Finn
    I have nightmares a lot too.
[20:33] Finn
    You should just call it a day.
[20:37] Wendy
    You brought me here?
[20:39] Finn
    With Chris.
[20:40] Finn
    Welp, I'll be on my way.
[20:43] Wendy
    Everyone's right.
[20:45] Wendy
    I shouldn't draw Love-P.
[20:48] Wendy
    There's no way I can walk
    the path of solitude alone.
[20:53] Wendy
    I'm not like my dad.
[20:55] Wendy
    If I'm going to cause trouble for
     everyone around me, I should just—
[20:59] Finn
    What's wrong with causing trouble?
[21:03] Finn
    If something happens, I'll stop you again.
[21:05] Finn
    We're a team, right?
[21:09] Wendy
    A team?
[21:13] Wendy
    My dad's wish...
[21:22] Wendy
    Thank you.
[21:27] Finn
    I feel like I'm forgetting something.
[21:32] Apple
    He's sure taking his time in the bathroom.
[21:37] Chris
    Morning!
[21:39] Chris
    Wow... Wow!
[21:41] Chris
    You're getting better
    at mopping the floor, Finn.
[21:44] Chris
    All thanks to my guidance—
[21:46] Finn
    Nuh-uh.
[21:50] Chris
    Oh?
[21:51] Finn
    And she brought breakfast.
[21:53] Finn
    As a thank-you for yesterday.
[21:55] Chris
    Don't mind if I do.
[21:58] Finn/Chris
    Thanks for the food!
[22:02] Finn/Chris
    Gross...
[22:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    We move on, kicking away a crisis
[22:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dare to cause a dramatic upset
[22:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    To those of you in the safe zone
    who hate to rock the boat
[22:23] [SONG] Lyrics
    Over here, I'm barely surviving today
[22:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    In exchange for my MP
[22:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    I can't cool down this burning passion
[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Bring it, weak-ass monsters!
[22:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    With that said, my knees are shaking
[22:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    But I still dream on
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    Because I don't want to make myself a liar
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    (Are you all ready?)
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    And don't be afraid
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    Let's get sassy
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    I'm sharpening the senses I lost
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    Repeating a desperate act to get in the zone
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    We move on, welcoming any phenomenon
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    I challenge myself on the lifeline I run on
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    Please let it slide if I take a huge tumble
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    I smile as I go, dedicating my whole life
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    That's why I get serious
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    So I can leave my tracks
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    Shake up the destiny in my hand
[23:36] Finn
    Next time: "POWER GAME."