# E4 - SAMURAI GIRL
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKG2GX/samurai-girl)
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**[00:07] Students**
Hyah!
**[00:14] (Flashback) Jiro**
This sharp-edged brilliance...
**[00:16] (Flashback) Jiro**
It's nothing short of diabolical.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Jiro**
Discipline and improve yourself,
**[00:39] (Flashback) Jiro**
or else you'll inevitably be consumed
and overpowered by the sword.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Jiro**
You therefore mustn't rely on anyone,
nor get close to anyone.
**[00:57] (Flashback) Jiro**
All on your own, you must polish
the true self buried within you.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Jiro**
It is a path of solitude.
**[01:11] (Flashback) Jiro**
Now, which path will you choose,
my dear Wendy?
**[01:26] Wendy**
Shoot!
**[01:46] Wendy**
I'm heading out, Dad.
**[01:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
I am so blind
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
Still running
**[02:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
Running out of sight
**[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
In the night
**[02:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm feeling goosebumps
**[02:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
Betting against the odds again,
I'm being swayed like in a dance
**[02:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
**[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just tell me how to figure it out
**[02:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Inside my head, I'm painting the town
**[02:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Addition is affliction
**[02:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
Something's missing
**[02:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
(Oh you really got me wrong)
**[02:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
**[02:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
I gotta advance
**[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
You know who I am?
**[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm a trickster
**[02:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just take a chance
**[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Play the game
**[02:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
It sounds insane
**[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Fate smiles at the borderline
**[02:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
I wanna dance to my own.
**[02:50] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yea I'm moving like that
**[02:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
Give it a try
**[02:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Keep on going down
**[02:54] [SONG] Lyrics**
I just need something real
**[02:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
Then we need no fakes
**[03:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll let my soul be wild and free
**[03:35] Wendy**
Aw...
**[03:46] Wendy**
W-Wait!
**[03:52] Finn**
The faster the car, the better!
**[03:55] Finn**
If you want to go fast and feel great,
I highly recommend this ORION.
**[03:59] Apple**
You're right.
The best part of a car is driving it.
**[04:03] Apple**
You get it.
**[04:05] Apple**
Indeed, this one's fantastic.
**[04:06] Apple**
I think I'll take it.
**[04:08] Chris**
A-Are you sure, sir?
**[04:10] Finn**
If you'd like a test drive,
we can do that right now.
**[04:13] Finn**
Shall we?
**[04:13] Chris**
The newbie stole my client...
**[04:15] Apple**
Unfortunately, I have a meeting soon.
**[04:16] Wendy**
Finn is actually smooth and resourceful,
**[04:18] Apple**
Maybe tomorrow.
**[04:18] Wendy**
so maybe he's a better salesman—
**[04:19] (Flashback) Chris**
There's no way!
**[04:20] Apple**
Oh, here's my card.
**[04:23] Chris**
Wendy, when did you get here?
**[04:24] Apple**
It's nice to meet you.
**[04:25] Finn**
Yes, sir!
**[04:26] Finn**
Oh, my name is Finn Oldman.
**[04:26] Chris**
Um, Wendy? Hello, Wendy!
**[04:29] Apple**
Finn? That's a nice name.
**[04:32] Finn**
I'll have the car ready
for a test drive tomorrow.
**[04:34] Apple**
Thanks. See you tomorrow.
**[04:37] Finn**
Let's see here...
Apple Link, CEO of Mizerka.
**[04:41] Wendy**
Oh, that's an up-and-coming IT firm.
**[04:45] Vijay**
An auspicious start, Finn.
**[04:48] Chris**
I bet it's all thanks to my guidance.
**[04:51] Finn**
You only taught me
how to mop and pick up girls.
**[04:55] Chris**
You just picked up a male client.
**[04:58] Finn**
Then I guess your advice was worthless, huh?
**[05:01] Chris**
You've got a mouth on you, you know that?!
**[05:08] Finn**
So you see, with my smooth
sales talk, even an CEO—
**[05:13] Leo**
Do you even know what a CEO is?
**[05:16] Finn**
Huh? Uh...
**[05:18] Vijay**
Chief executive officer.
**[05:20] Finn**
Yeah, that!
**[05:22] Finn**
I was going to say that.
**[05:24] Douglas**
Here you go.
**[05:26] Finn**
For me?
**[05:27] Douglas**
This is your welcome party, isn't it?
**[05:29] Douglas**
It's on me.
**[05:31] Douglas**
Good luck, rookie.
**[05:32] Finn**
Yup, this little rookie here
will do his best...
**[05:39] Douglas**
Wendy, I see you're going as hard as ever.
**[05:41] Douglas**
Maybe you should...
**[05:45] Douglas**
I see Chris is late, per usual.
**[05:47] Leo**
I swear. I need him to follow the rules.
**[05:51] Fin**
Rules?
**[05:52] Leo**
Punctuality is one of the rules at Pinochle.
**[05:56] Leo**
And the rules are meant to be followed.
**[05:58] Vijay**
I'm sure there's no need to
be so uptight about it.
**[06:01] Finn**
Speaking of uptight, Wendy
sure is a real workaholic.
**[06:06] Finn**
She's always fixated on her computer.
**[06:08] Chirs**
Hi there!
**[06:10] Douglas**
About time.
**[06:12] Chris**
Master, can I get café au lait float
with extra ice cream?
**[06:16] Douglas**
Chris, you do know that this
is a pub, don't you?
**[06:20] Chris**
So, what are we talking about?
**[06:22] Vijay**
We're educating Finn about
what's taboo at Pinochle.
**[06:25] Chris**
Oh, that.
**[06:26] Chris**
Tardiness... Well, we can let that one go.
**[06:30] Chris**
Oh, but listen here.
**[06:32] Chris**
Taboo number one:
**[06:34] Chris**
"Never let Wendy draw her sword."
**[06:37] Finn**
Her sword?
**[06:38] Chris**
Uh-huh. Because—
**[06:39] Wendy**
I won't!
**[06:43] Wendy**
I will never draw my sword!
**[06:46] Wendy**
Master, another one!
**[06:48] Douglas**
Hey now, I think you've had enough—
**[06:51] Wendy**
I! Want! Another! Round!
**[06:54] Leo**
I just remembered something
I need to do. I must be going.
**[06:57] Vijay**
And I have to water my plants.
**[06:59] Vijay**
Excuse me.
**[07:00] Finn**
What's wrong with those two?
**[07:06] Wendy**
I'm just some uptight broad anyway, right?
**[07:09] Wendy**
I'm too serious... I'm a workaholic...
and I got no friends!
**[07:14] Chris**
Taboo number two:
**[07:17] Chris**
"Don't let Wendy have more
than three drinks."
**[07:20] Finn**
You coulda told me sooner!
**[07:22] Wendy**
Are you listening to me?!
**[07:23] (Flashback) Chris**
Ouch!
**[07:23] Finn**
H-Hey, stop it!
**[07:25] Wendy**
The path of solitude is lonely!
**[07:28] Wendy**
I want to do it right, but I can't!
**[07:30] Wendy**
My dad could, so why can't I?!
**[07:33] Wendy**
Why?!
**[07:35] (Flashback) Jiro**
You must not touch this.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Jiro**
Without the resolve to walk the path of
solitude alone, you will be consumed!
**[07:46] Wendy**
Shoot! Ow...
**[07:49] Wendy**
I had too much to drink again.
**[08:02] Wendy**
*I'm nothing like my dad.*
**[08:11] Wendy**
*I gotta get it together.*
**[08:29] Bernard**
Yes. Yes, sir.
**[08:36] Wendy**
Good.
**[08:39] Wendy**
Oh? Where are the other two today?
**[08:44] Vijay**
Finn went on a test drive with
the customer from yesterday.
**[08:47] Vijay**
Chris got a call from the president.
**[08:51] Bernard**
Understood.
**[08:52] Bernard**
I will handle it as arranged.
**[08:55] Wendy**
So I'm holding down the fort?
**[08:57] Vijay**
I'll be Chris's backup today.
**[09:00] Vijay**
The case seems unlikely to require
the drawing of your sword.
**[09:04] Wendy**
But I'm a member of High Card too...
**[09:06] Vijay**
Come again?
**[09:07] Wendy**
It's nothing.
**[09:08] Wendy**
Hello, Pinochle Automobiles'
Old Maid Street branch—
**[09:16] Robber A**
Listen up, you all.
**[09:17] Robber A**
Don't move.
**[09:20] Robber B**
Open the safe!
**[09:21] Robber C**
Hurry up!
**[09:22] Robber A**
Be done with it in three minutes!
**[09:24] Chris**
Excuse me...
**[09:28] Chris**
I'd like to use the bathroom...
**[09:31] Chris**
*but my hands are tied.*
**[09:33] Chris**
*Could you help me?*
**[09:35] Robber A**
*Don't mess with us!*
**[09:36] Chris**
Oh, I wouldn't...
**[09:39] Chris**
dream of it!
**[09:41] Robber D**
Bastard!
**[09:46] Male Hostage A**
Now's our chance.
**[09:47] Male Hostage B**
Yeah.
**[09:50] Chris**
Idiots!
**[09:55] Robber A**
Damn it.
**[09:57] Robber A**
Hey, you!
**[09:58] Robber A**
C'mere!
**[10:01] John**
H-Help me!
**[10:03] Chris**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[10:05] Chris**
The bastard emptied the magazine on me...
**[10:08] Chris**
You heard all that, right?
**[10:10] Chris**
*It's a group of four.*
**[10:12] Chris**
* They've got a hostage.*
* En route to Lorain Street.*
**[10:14] Vijay**
Roger. I'm on my way there now.
**[10:16] Wendy**
Hold on.
**[10:17] Wendy**
I'm coming too.
**[10:19] Wendy**
We don't know what we're dealing with,
**[10:20] Wendy**
and we need to save the hostage.
**[10:22] Wendy**
The more assets, the better.
**[10:24] Vijay**
But the order is for you to stand by.
**[10:27] Wendy**
I know the company is trying to keep
me and Love-P off of normal missions.
**[10:32] Wendy**
But...
**[10:35] Wendy**
I will choose my own path.
**[10:38] Wendy**
I won't rely on anyone.
**[10:41] Vijay**
Even so...
**[10:42] Wendy**
Plus, I'm doing fine today.
**[10:46] Wendy**
I wasn't late, was I?
**[10:50] Apple**
Wow, what a fantastic car.
**[10:54] Apple**
It's perfect for me.
**[10:55] Finn**
And I can throw in some options for free.
**[10:58] Apple**
Are you sure, Finn?
**[11:00] Finn**
Let's go, sir!
**[11:02] Finn/Apple**
Whoa!
**[11:03] Finn**
Tch... What the heck, man?
**[11:11] Apple**
I wonder if something happened...
**[11:13] Finn**
Oh no! Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
**[11:15] Finn**
I'm sorry, Mr. Apple...
My stomach is killing me.
**[11:19] Finn**
Mind if I go find a bathroom?
**[11:21] Apple**
No, not at all.
**[11:22] Apple**
Go right ahead.
**[11:23] Finn**
I'm really sorry!
**[11:26] Wendy**
I've contacted the authorities
to request backup.
**[11:28] Wendy**
Wood Street should be closed off soon.
**[11:31] Wendy**
Chris, what's the situation there?
**[11:32] Chris**
* I don't know how many*
* of the four of them are players.*
**[11:36] Chris**
*They're northbound on Lorain Street.*
**[11:38] Vijay**
Roger.
**[11:39] Vijay**
I'll head them off and block them in.
**[11:44] Wendy**
Hey, are you all right, Chris?!
**[11:47] Chris**
I'm a little busy right now!
**[11:54] Chris**
Man, I wasn't prepared for that.
**[11:57] Finn**
Hey, Chris!
**[12:02] Robber A**
Nice. We gave them the slip.
**[12:03] Robber B**
Hey!
**[12:06] Robber A**
Whoa!
**[12:10] Vijay**
You can't get away.
**[12:14] Robber A**
Tch!
**[12:17] Robber A**
Damn it!
**[12:25] Wendy**
Play!
**[12:33] Wendy**
"Love and Peace"!
**[12:39] Wendy**
One down.
**[12:42] Wendy**
Two down.
**[12:43] Robber C**
You bitch!
**[12:45] Wendy**
Three down!
**[12:48] Robber D**
Drop your weapon!
**[12:50] Robber D**
We have a hostage!
**[12:53] John**
H-H-Help me!
**[12:56] Robber D**
That's right. Drop it.
**[13:04] Wendy**
Four down!
**[13:08] Wendy**
That should be all of them.
**[13:09] Robber C**
Not yet!
**[13:17] Wendy**
Vijay!
**[13:21] John**
Heh heh heh...
**[13:24] John E**
I'm John Doe.
**[13:26] John E**
The player with "Agent S," the 4 of hearts.
**[13:30] Wendy**
Is this... a cloning power?
**[13:33] John**
No.
**[13:37] John**
I feel pain when hit.
**[13:39] John**
And I scar.
**[13:42] John**
This isn't cloning.
**[13:43] John**
Nor is it the art of the ninja.
**[13:45] Johns**
We are *all* John Doe!
**[13:49] John**
Take this!
**[13:50] John**
We're not done yet!
**[13:58] Wendy**
There's no end to this!
**[14:00] Wendy**
Are they infinite?!
**[14:02] Vijay**
* No. If he could multiply infinitely, he'd*
* overwhelm us with far greater numbers.*
**[14:08] Vijay**
* Most likely, he can divide*
* himself into a maximum of five.*
**[14:13] Vijay**
Wendy...
**[14:13] John**
Don't do anything uncalled for.
**[14:16] John**
I'll say it again!
**[14:18] John**
Drop your weapon!
**[14:22] Vijay**
*Be calm, Wendy.*
**[14:29] (Flashback) Jiro**
This sharp-edged brilliance...
**[14:32] (Flashback) Jiro**
It's nothing short of diabolical.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Jiro**
Discipline and improve yourself,
**[14:37] (Flashback) Jiro**
or else you'll inevitably be consumed
and overpowered by the sword.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Jiro**
You therefore mustn't rely on anyone,
nor get close to anyone.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Jiro**
All on your own, you must polish
the true self buried within you.
**[14:53] (Flashback) Jiro**
It is a path of solitude.
**[14:57] (Flashback) Jiro**
Now, which path will you choose,
my dear Wendy?
**[15:04] (Flashback) Wendy**
Dad, I...
**[15:07] Wendy**
This is the only path for me!
**[15:09] Wendy**
I will walk the path of solitude,
isolated from everyone!
**[15:18] Vijay**
Wendy? You...
**[15:24] Vijay**
Wendy, you finally—
**[15:34] John**
H-Hey!
**[15:38] Love-P**
It's been so long,
it's all the more irresistible!
**[15:42] John**
Wh-Wha...
**[15:45] John**
What exactly are you?!
**[15:47] Love-P**
Oh?
**[15:49] Love-P**
I see one beardy face, two, three, four...
**[15:53] Love-P**
My, my, do we have quintuplets here?
**[16:02] John**
D-Damn it!
**[16:06] Finn**
It's Vijay.
**[16:08] Finn**
What's LAP?
**[16:10] Chris**
LAP?!
**[16:12] Chris**
When Wendy draws her sword, the ace
of spades, "Love and Peace," takes over.
**[16:18] Chris**
She'll attack anyone
she can get her hands on.
**[16:21] Chris**
She's a ruthless killer!
**[16:22] Love-P**
More! More!
**[16:24] Love-P**
It's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
**[16:27] Finn**
Then how are we supposed to stop her?!
**[16:30] Chris**
That's the question.
**[16:35] Love-P**
My... Is that all, sweetheart?
**[16:39] Love-P**
That won't do! I haven't eaten my fill yet!
**[16:45] Love-P**
But I guess I should toss out the scraps.
**[16:49] John**
H-H-Help me...
**[16:53] Love-P**
He fainted? How lame.
**[16:56] Love-P**
Hi, honey! Long time no see.
**[16:58] Love-P**
I've been thinking about you, Veggie-jay.
**[17:03] Vijay**
It's been a while, Love-P.
**[17:06] Vijay**
You're as lively as ever.
**[17:08] Love-P**
Man up and show me what you're made of!
**[17:11] Leo**
Play!
**[17:12] Leo**
"Never No Dollars"!
**[17:16] Leo**
You're all such troublesome subordinates!
**[17:19] Leo**
That's the biggest safe in the country,
used at Central Bank.
**[17:24] Leo**
Even with her power, it should be hard to—
**[17:29] Love-P**
Hey there, sweetie.
**[17:31] Love-P**
It's been a while!
**[17:39] Vijay**
Are you all right?
**[17:40] Leo**
She's like a walking tempest.
**[17:43] Love-P**
You love to call me up when you're in
trouble, yet you're so quick to ditch me.
**[17:49] Love-P**
I'm not some doormat, you know?
**[17:52] Love-P**
Why don't we loosen our ties...
**[17:55] Love-P**
so I can finish you in one go!
**[17:58] Chris**
What's up, Love-P?
**[18:00] Love-P**
Oh my.
**[18:02] Chris**
Ouch!
**[18:04] Chris**
Not even a warning?!
**[18:06] Love-P**
Ah, Endless Meat!
**[18:09] Love-P**
Oh my gosh, I *so* missed you!
**[18:13] Chris**
I'm telling you, that hurts—
**[18:18] Love-P**
Gosh, this feels good!
**[18:19] Love-P**
I can't resist!
**[18:21] Love-P**
Give me something to sink my teeth into!
**[18:23] Love-P**
As usual, your cards add up
to nothing but air!
**[18:29] Chris**
That's right. You still don't know, Love-P.
**[18:32] Love-P**
What?
**[18:32] Chris**
Let me introduce you...
to the newest member of High Card!
**[18:38] Chris**
Do it now!
**[18:40] Love-P**
Huh?
**[18:46] Love-P**
Like that's gonna work!
**[18:59] Finn**
Without that, you go back to normal, right?
**[19:03] Love-P**
You have the face of a petty criminal who
wouldn't hesitate to take a piss in public.
**[19:08] Love-P**
Still, you're not half bad.
**[19:11] Love-P**
But I want to see a little more
meat on you next time.
**[19:15] Love-P**
Your thighs look scrumptious.
**[19:33] (Flashback) Jiro**
Your cooking doesn't seem to have improved.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Wendy**
Because—
**[19:38] (Flashback) Jiro**
That's fine.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Jiro**
You're warm, unlike me.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Jiro**
You don't have to follow the same path.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Wendy**
I want to be like you!
**[19:49] (Flashback) Wendy**
And I will succeed you.
**[19:52] (Flashback) Wendy**
Because, Dad, you're—
**[20:03] (Flashback) Jiro**
You do not have to walk the path of solitude.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Jiro**
Someday, you may be blessed with
friends who will walk beside you.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Jiro**
That is my wish for you.
**[20:23] Finn**
Are you okay?
**[20:27] Wendy**
I was dreaming.
**[20:30] Finn**
I have nightmares a lot too.
**[20:33] Finn**
You should just call it a day.
**[20:37] Wendy**
You brought me here?
**[20:39] Finn**
With Chris.
**[20:40] Finn**
Welp, I'll be on my way.
**[20:43] Wendy**
Everyone's right.
**[20:45] Wendy**
I shouldn't draw Love-P.
**[20:48] Wendy**
There's no way I can walk
the path of solitude alone.
**[20:53] Wendy**
I'm not like my dad.
**[20:55] Wendy**
If I'm going to cause trouble for
everyone around me, I should just—
**[20:59] Finn**
What's wrong with causing trouble?
**[21:03] Finn**
If something happens, I'll stop you again.
**[21:05] Finn**
We're a team, right?
**[21:09] Wendy**
A team?
**[21:13] Wendy**
My dad's wish...
**[21:22] Wendy**
Thank you.
**[21:27] Finn**
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
**[21:32] Apple**
He's sure taking his time in the bathroom.
**[21:37] Chris**
Morning!
**[21:39] Chris**
Wow... Wow!
**[21:41] Chris**
You're getting better
at mopping the floor, Finn.
**[21:44] Chris**
All thanks to my guidance—
**[21:46] Finn**
Nuh-uh.
**[21:50] Chris**
Oh?
**[21:51] Finn**
And she brought breakfast.
**[21:53] Finn**
As a thank-you for yesterday.
**[21:55] Chris**
Don't mind if I do.
**[21:58] Finn/Chris**
Thanks for the food!
**[22:02] Finn/Chris**
Gross...
**[22:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
We move on, kicking away a crisis
**[22:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dare to cause a dramatic upset
**[22:18] [SONG] Lyrics**
To those of you in the safe zone
who hate to rock the boat
**[22:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
Over here, I'm barely surviving today
**[22:26] [SONG] Lyrics**
In exchange for my MP
**[22:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
I can't cool down this burning passion
**[22:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Bring it, weak-ass monsters!
**[22:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
With that said, my knees are shaking
**[22:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
But I still dream on
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Because I don't want to make myself a liar
**[22:46] [SONG] Lyrics**
(Are you all ready?)
**[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
And don't be afraid
**[22:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get sassy
**[22:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm sharpening the senses I lost
**[22:56] [SONG] Lyrics**
Repeating a desperate act to get in the zone
**[23:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
We move on, welcoming any phenomenon
**[23:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
I challenge myself on the lifeline I run on
**[23:12] [SONG] Lyrics**
Please let it slide if I take a huge tumble
**[23:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
I smile as I go, dedicating my whole life
**[23:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
That's why I get serious
**[23:23] [SONG] Lyrics**
So I can leave my tracks
**[23:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Shake up the destiny in my hand
**[23:36] Finn**
Next time: "POWER GAME."