E1 - ONE SHOT

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[00:13] Tilt
    We've gotten the order
    for the final operation.
[00:16] Tilt
    Are you ready?
[00:17] Iris
    Yeah. No problems here.
[00:19] Tilt
    We're fighting this war
    for our place in this shitty world.
[00:26] Tilt
    We can't afford to lose.
[00:29] Tilt
    I'm counting on you, Iris.
[00:30] Tilt
    For the Klondikes.
[00:32] Iris
    No, TILT.
[00:34] Iris
    I'm fighting... for you.
[00:44] Guard A
    The castle's third wall is badly damaged!
[00:46] Guard A
    Hurry up and put the fire out!
[00:48] Guard B
    Prince Dylan has been secured.
[00:51] Guard B
    Princes Louis and Noah
    are also headed to safety.
[00:53] Guard C
    The intruders are still unidentified!
[00:56] Guard C
    They appear to be armed
    with heavy explosives!
[00:59] Guard C
    Enemy encountered in the vault!
[01:02] Guard A
    The vault?!
[01:03] Guard A
    Don't tell me they're after...
[01:22] Guard D
    Don't even think about
    putting a scratch on that.
[01:24] Guard D
    Let's keep herding them
     toward the south tower.
[01:39] Guard E
    The intruder seems to be surrendering.
[01:41] Guard E
    What now?
[01:42] Guard F
    W-Wait.
[01:45] Guard F
    Sh-She's...
[01:48] Guard F
    A child?
[01:51] Iris
    "All Kaboom."
[01:59] Iris
    Bang.
[02:43] Guard G
    Y-You two are...
[02:55] Theodore
    Fire.
[03:05] Servant
    Your Majesty.
[03:05] Servant
    All preparations are complete.
[03:07] Servant
    Please hurry.
[03:09] Servant
    Your Majesty!
[03:10] Julius
    Lala is crying.
[03:40] Gawker
    Hey, look!
[03:46] Julius
    I'm counting on you, Theodore.
[03:58] Theodore
    It's me.
[04:00] Theodore
    Assemble High Card.
[04:21] Finn
    Focus, focus...
[04:40] Customer*
    I said "decaf soy"!
[04:43] Customer
    I swear, wasting my time
     on a busy morning like this...
[04:57] Customer
    What are you doing, you stupid dog?!
[04:59] Customer
    Little shit!
[05:00] Finn
    Gosh, I am so sorry!
[05:02] Finn
    Looks like my dog really likes you.
[05:05] Finn
    Let's go, doggy!
[05:09] Customer
    What the hell?
[05:20] Finn
    Watch out! Watch out!
[05:22] Finn
    Hey! Come on!
[05:23] Finn
    Sorry, sorry!
[05:26] Finn
    Whoa there.
[05:27] Finn
    It's dangerous to smoke and walk.
[05:29] Finn
    Be careful, you hear?
[05:37] Child
    Jack!
[05:38] Finn
    Got it.
[05:39] Finn
    So his name's Jack, huh?
[05:42] Finn
    Don't snack too much, Jack!
[05:45] Child
    Thanks, mister!
[05:55] Lindsey
    I'll be sure to pay by next month's deadline.
[05:59] Landlord
    No, Mr. Lindsey Betz.
[06:01] Landlord
    There'll be no need for that anymore.
[06:03] Lindsey
    What do you mean?
[06:06] Landlord
    We plan to build a large
    apartment complex on this property.
[06:10] Landlord
    So we're thinking of having you
    vacate the building by spring.
[06:14] Lindsey
    What?! You can't...
[06:16] Lindsey
    That's too sudden!
[06:29] Boy A
    Are you going home already, Finn?
[06:32] Finn
    Yeah. I have something to do today.
[06:34] Girl A
    What?
[06:35] Girl A
    Play with us, Finn!
[06:37] Girl A
    Read me that book from last time!
[06:39] Finn
    Sorry.
[06:40] Finn
    I'm real busy.
[06:41] Children
    Liar!
[06:42] Girl A
    We all know you're unemployed.
[06:46] Finn
    Shut it!
[06:47] Finn
    I just got a big job.
[06:50] Finn
    Later!
[06:52] Children
    See you, Finn!
[06:59] Lindsey
    Sun Fields Orphanage takes in kids
    who have nowhere to go.
[07:05] Lindsey
    If you ask us to leave all of a sudden...
[07:07] Lindsey
    What will become of the children?
[07:10] Landlord
    This land is mine.
[07:12] Landlord
    If you want to stay here,
    then come up with some cash.
[07:22] Finn
    How's that?! What a haul, huh?
[07:25] Store Owner
    An Emmet and something
    from Bettinger's new line.
[07:28] Store Owner
    A pen from Turtlemoe.
[07:29] Store Owner
    This phone is a little old,
    but it's an expensive brand.
[07:32] Store Owner
    And this...
[07:33] Finn
    Well?! Well?!
[07:34] Finn
    What's my payout?!
[07:37] Finn
    What's that zero supposed to mean?!
[07:39] Store Owner
    This is stolen, isn't it?
[07:41] Finn
    Th-They're all mementos
    from my late grandpa...
[07:46] Finn
    Including this shiny gold watch!
[07:48] Store Owner
    This crappy replica?
[07:52] Finn
    That stingy businessman can drop dead...
[07:55] Store Owner
    My rule is that I don't take
    anything that seems sketchy.
[07:59] Finn
    Wait, wait! Hold on!
    I've got one more thing! For real!
[08:06] Finn
    A Poison Phenomenon band T-shirt!
[08:08] Finn
    I'm a huge fan!
[08:10] Finn
    It's super rare merch that
    I bought at a small show.
[08:13] Finn
    I'm sorry to see it go, but if you
    resell it now, you'll make bank!
[08:16] Store Owner
    Then go sell it yourself.
[08:18] Finn
    C'mon, man, don't be so cold!
[08:22] Finn
    Please, I'm begging you!
[08:23] Store Owner
    This is...
[08:23] Finn
    I just really need the money right now.
[08:25] Store Owner
    If it's real, it's worth a ton.
[08:28] Finn
    No matter how much you offer,
    I can't sell that.
[08:34] Store Owner
    There's no way that card is real anyway.
[08:37] Store Owner
    Go home and play cards or something, kid.
[08:44] Finn
    Hang on...
[08:46] Finn
    Play cards, huh?
[09:00] Finn
    Hot dang!
[09:06] Finn
    Thanks for the ride!
[09:08] Driver
    This your first time in Bell Land?
[09:10] Finn
    Yup.
[09:11] Finn
    I'm gonna make big bucks in this city.
[09:15] Driver
    Just don't lose your head!
[09:28] Gambler A
    Nice!
[09:32] Finn
    Fold.
[09:33] Gambler B
    Fold.
[09:34] Gambler C
    Me too.
[09:35] Gambler D
    Then I'll raise.
[09:40] Dealer
    Call or fold?
[09:44] Finn
    All in.
[09:46] Gambler D
    Me too! All in!
[09:48] Dealer
    Then it's time for the showdown.
[09:50] Finn
    Showdown!
[09:52] Finn
    Three of a kind.
[09:53] Finn
    What about you, dude?
[09:55] Finn
    Two pair? Aw, don't sweat it.
[09:57] Gambler C
    I'll excuse myself.
[09:58] Gambler D
    No luck today.
[09:59] Gambler A
    How boring.
[10:02] Finn
    Damn.
[10:04] Finn
    Making money at a casino is this easy?
[10:08] Finn
    And it's all thanks to you, bud!
[10:11] Finn
    Can you keep me lucky
     until I save Sun Fields?
[10:17] Lunchman
    There we go.
[10:19] Lunchman
    Hey, kid!
[10:20] Lunchman
    We call that beginner's luck, y'know?
[10:23] Finn
    What?
[10:24] Lunchman
    Lucky Lunchman here will show
    ya what real luck looks like!
[10:52] Lunchman
    Raise.
[10:55] Finn
    Re-raise.
[10:56] Lunchman
    Yer really stretchin' it, kid.
[10:59] Dealer
    It's now time for the showdown.
[11:01] Finn
    Sorry 'bout this, old man.
[11:03] Finn
    I got a straight.
[11:05] Lunchman
    And I...
[11:08] Lunchman
    have a flush.
[11:11] Finn
    I'm not done yet!
[11:13] Lunchman
    That's what I like to hear!
[11:15] Lunchman
    Then I won't hold back!
[11:17] Lunchman
    Full house.
[11:19] Lunchman
    Four of a kind.
[11:21] Lunchman
    Straight flush!
[11:23] Lunchman
    And for the finishing blow...
[11:25] Lunchman
    A royal straight flush!
[11:29] Lunchman
    Too bad! My luck was
     just better than yers, kid.
[11:34] Lunchman
    Now then... sayonara!
[12:04] Finn
    Ouch!
[12:08] Waiter
    Sir!
[12:09] Waiter
    I'm so sorry!
[12:11] Lunchman
    Don't worry 'bout it!
[12:13] Lunchman
    And you...
[12:14] Lunchman
    Ya need somethin', kid?
[12:18] Finn
    Hey, old man. Could I be your apprentice?
[12:21] Lunchman
    My apprentice?
[12:22] Finn
    I'm broke after that last game.
[12:25] Finn
    I need money. Won't you share
     some of your luck with me?
[12:28] Lunchman
    Don't care.
[12:29] Finn
    Don't say that!
[12:32] Lunchman
    These are my precious lucky gloves.
[12:35] Lunchman
    Don't go puttin' yer hands on 'em.
[12:39] Finn
    Lucky gloves?
[12:41] Lunchman
    As long as I've got these,
    the luck just comes rollin' in!
[12:46] Finn
    That's so cool.
[12:48] Man
    My bad.
[12:49] Finn
    Don't give me that!
[12:51] Finn
    I was this close!
[13:01] Finn
    Holy shit... You're amazing, old man!
[13:03] Manager
    Pardon me.
[13:05] Manager
    I see Lady Luck is with you tonight, sir.
[13:10] Manager
    Would you care for some
    champagne in the VIP room?
[13:14] Lunchman
    That sounds great.
[13:16] Lunchman
    You come with me, kid!
[13:18] Manager
    Right this way, please.
[13:21] Finn
    Er, hang on... I gotta make money!
[13:31] Manager
    It's a little musty in here...
[13:33] Lunchman
    The hell's with this VIP room?
[13:35] Lunchman
    The air conditioning don't even work?
[13:38] Manager
    My apologies.
[13:40] Manager
    By the way, sir...
[13:43] Manager
    Do you mind if we search you?
[13:46] Lunchman
    What?
[13:46] Manager
    A lucky streak like that is unreal.
[13:50] Manager
    We believe you and your friend
    here are playing dirty.
[13:55] Finn
    Hey, I'm not really his friend...
[13:58] Lunchman
    Why would I, Lucky Lunchman, be cheatin'?!
[14:02] Manager
    Those gloves are suspicious.
[14:05] Lunchman
    Ya can't touch me.
[14:07] Lunchman
    I'm bettin' a million!
[14:11] Security A
    Hey! What are you...
[14:16] Lunchman
    Jackpot!
[14:20] Manager
    Hurry up and restrain him!
[14:24] Manager
    Hey! Are you listening?! Hurry!
[14:28] Bobby
    Damn it...
[14:30] Bobby
    This player's a pain in the ass.
[14:35] Finn
    A card like mine?
[14:37] Bobby
    Play.
[14:41] Bobby
    "Marble Rumble"!
[14:43] Manager
    What are you doing?
[14:45] Manager
    Show me your ID!
[14:47] Bobby
    Move.
[14:49] Bobby
    Hey! Let go!
[14:59] Finn
    His arm turned to marbles!
[15:00] Lunchman
    You have a card too?!
[15:03] Bobby
    Shut up and hand over your card.
[15:08] Security B
    Freeze!
[15:19] Bobby
    The 10 of diamonds...
[15:21] Bobby
    "Unlucky Poky."
[15:22] Bobby
    It has the power of good fortune.
[15:25] Bobby
    I heard no one can harm its owner.
[15:29] Bobby
    Maybe I'll give it a try.
[15:35] Bobby
    Let's have some more fun!
[15:38] Bobby
    Oh, speaking of which...
    You've got a family, right?
[15:41] Bobby
    A seven-year-old son and a pregnant wife.
[15:45] Bobby
    How lucky.
[15:47] Bobby
    Right?!
[15:48] Bobby
    Tell me.
[15:50] Bobby
    Will your card protect your family too?
[15:54] Bobby
    Hey, I just had a great idea.
[15:57] Bobby
    I'll chase you to the edge of hell
     and kill your whole family!
[16:02] Bobby
    You'll can hold your brat after I've
    reduced him to a bloody pile of marbles...
[16:05] Bobby
    If you're able to keep smirking about luck
    then, maybe that's your card's power.
[16:11] Lunchman
    A-All right! I'll give ya my card!
[16:13] Lunchman
    Anythin' but that!
[16:14] Bobby
    Good.
[16:16] Bobby
    If I bring this back, the boss'll...
[16:22] Chris
    My boss is waiting for that card too!
[16:32] Bobby
    You weren't invited, car salesman!
[16:41] Chris
    Jeez.
[16:42] Chris
    I was supposed to clean
    this up in style, but...
[16:45] Finn
    This guy too?!
[16:46] Chris
    Play.
[16:50] Chris
    "Calorie's High"!
[16:53] Bobby
    Wipe that grin off your face,
    or you're in for a world of hurt!
[17:03] Chris
    Yikes!
[17:13] Chris
    I only let beautiful ladies
    put their hands on me.
[17:18] Bobby
    It's one stupid thing
    after another from you...
[17:21] Bobby
    Shut the hell up and die!
[17:27] Finn
    What the hell is going on?
[17:29] Finn*
    I'm not dreaming, am I?
[17:30] Finn*
    Also...
[17:31] Finn*
    Why do they all have cards like mine?
[17:41] Finn*
    Old man?!
[17:49] Bobby
    Out of ammo?
[17:54] Lunchman
    Gimme back m-my luck...
[17:57] Lunchman
    Give it to me!
[18:00] Bobby
    Whoa there.
[18:02] Bobby
    Good timing.
[18:05] Bobby
    Lucky me.
[18:13] Chris
    Hey! You there!
[18:15] Chris
    Hurry up and get out of here!
[18:16] Finn
    O-Okay!
[18:21] Finn
    M-My bad!
[18:22] Finn
    Sorry!
[18:27] Bobby
    That brat!
[18:35] Valet
    Your keys, sir.
[18:36] Hotel Guest
    Yes, yes, of course.
[18:38] Hotel Guest
    And your tip...
[18:40] Valet
    Sir! Are you hurt?
[18:42] Hotel Guest
    I'm fine.
[18:43] Hotel Guest
    Good grief. Kids these days...
[18:48] Hotel Guest
    He stole my car!
[18:54] Finn
    With this card, I'll make it rich.
[18:57] Finn
    Lindsey... Everyone...
[18:59] Finn*
    Wait for me!
[19:00] Finn*
    I'll save Sun Fields for sure!
[19:15] Finn*
    Shit!
[19:23] Chris
    Vijay, I'm counting on you.
[19:41] Finn
    What?
[19:43] Bobby
    Little brat! You don't even know
    what these cards are worth!
[20:10] Chris
    Hey, you...
[20:15] Chris
    I'll keep this between us,
    so can you give me the card you stole?
[20:21] Finn
    H-Hey, those wounds...
[20:24] Finn
    It's just a scratch—
[20:30] Bobby
    Hey, brat. I'm pretty tenacious.
[20:33] Bobby
    I told that lucky old bastard I'd chase
    him to the edge of hell too, didn't I?
[20:38] Bobby
    Now, this is your lucky break!
[20:40] Bobby
    Hand over the card!
[20:42] Bobby
    If you hold still, I'll kill
    you cleanly and painlessly!
[20:46] Bobby
    If you resist, I'll blow your
    brains out and leave you to rot.
[20:51] Bobby
    Either way, it's game over.
[20:54] Bobby
    Time for the showdown!
[20:58] Finn
    Say, bud...
[20:59] Finn
    Beginner's luck is real, isn't it?
[21:05] Bobby
    Have it your way.
[21:06] Bobby
    I'll make it a clean kill.
[21:08] Finn
    Not so fast. I'm betting on one more game.
[21:11] Bobby
    What?
[21:13] Finn
    Showdown.
[21:14] Bobby
    The 2 of spades?
[21:17] Finn
    Play!
[21:34] Finn
    Focus, focus, focus!
[21:52] Finn*
    This is...
[21:55] Chris
    So you're a player too?
[21:57] Finn
    You... How?
[22:00] Finn
    Didn't you die?!
[22:02] Chris
    My orders were to get that card,
     even if it killed me.
[22:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    I am so blind
[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    Still running
[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Running out of sight
[22:19] [SONG] Lyrics
    In the night
[22:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm feeling goosebumps
[22:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    Betting against the odds again,
    I'm being swayed like in a dance
[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
[22:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just tell me how to figure it out
[22:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    Inside my head, I'm painting the town
[22:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    Addition is affliction
[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Something's missing
[22:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    (Oh you really got me wrong)
[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
[22:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    I gotta advance
[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    You know who I am?
[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm a trickster
[22:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just take a chance
[22:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Play the game
[22:54] [SONG] Lyrics
    It sounds insane
[22:56] [SONG] Lyrics
    Fate smiles at the borderline
[22:59] [SONG] Lyrics
    Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
    I wanna dance to my own.
[23:06] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yea I'm moving like that
[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    Give it a try
[23:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    Keep on going down
[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics
    I just need something real
[23:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    Then we need no fakes
[23:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll let my soul be wild and free
[23:36] Finn
    Next time: "MAKE A CHOICE."