# E1 - ONE SHOT
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**[00:13] Tilt**
* We've gotten the order*
* for the final operation.*
**[00:16] Tilt**
*Are you ready?*
**[00:17] Iris**
*Yeah. No problems here.*
**[00:19] Tilt**
* We're fighting this war*
* for our place in this shitty world.*
**[00:26] Tilt**
*We can't afford to lose.*
**[00:29] Tilt**
*I'm counting on you, Iris.*
**[00:30] Tilt**
*For the Klondikes.*
**[00:32] Iris**
*No, TILT.*
**[00:34] Iris**
*I'm fighting... for you.*
**[00:44] Guard A**
*The castle's third wall is badly damaged!*
**[00:46] Guard A**
*Hurry up and put the fire out!*
**[00:48] Guard B**
*Prince Dylan has been secured.*
**[00:51] Guard B**
* Princes Louis and Noah*
* are also headed to safety.*
**[00:53] Guard C**
*The intruders are still unidentified!*
**[00:56] Guard C**
* They appear to be armed*
* with heavy explosives!*
**[00:59] Guard C**
*Enemy encountered in the vault!*
**[01:02] Guard A**
*The vault?!*
**[01:03] Guard A**
*Don't tell me they're after...*
**[01:22] Guard D**
Don't even think about
putting a scratch on that.
**[01:24] Guard D**
Let's keep herding them
toward the south tower.
**[01:39] Guard E**
The intruder seems to be surrendering.
**[01:41] Guard E**
What now?
**[01:42] Guard F**
W-Wait.
**[01:45] Guard F**
Sh-She's...
**[01:48] Guard F**
A child?
**[01:51] Iris**
"All Kaboom."
**[01:59] Iris**
Bang.
**[02:43] Guard G**
Y-You two are...
**[02:55] Theodore**
Fire.
**[03:05] Servant**
Your Majesty.
**[03:05] Servant**
All preparations are complete.
**[03:07] Servant**
Please hurry.
**[03:09] Servant**
Your Majesty!
**[03:10] Julius**
Lala is crying.
**[03:40] Gawker**
Hey, look!
**[03:46] Julius**
I'm counting on you, Theodore.
**[03:58] Theodore**
It's me.
**[04:00] Theodore**
Assemble High Card.
**[04:21] Finn**
*Focus, focus...**
**[04:40] Customer**
I *said* "decaf soy"!
**[04:43] Customer**
I swear, wasting my time
on a busy morning like this...
**[04:57] Customer**
What are you doing, you stupid dog?!
**[04:59] Customer**
Little shit!
**[05:00] Finn**
Gosh, I am *so* sorry!
**[05:02] Finn**
Looks like my dog really likes you.
**[05:05] Finn**
Let's go, doggy!
**[05:09] Customer**
What the hell?
**[05:20] Finn**
Watch out! Watch out!
**[05:22] Finn**
Hey! Come on!
**[05:23] Finn**
Sorry, sorry!
**[05:26] Finn**
Whoa there.
**[05:27] Finn**
It's dangerous to smoke and walk.
**[05:29] Finn**
Be careful, you hear?
**[05:37] Child**
Jack!
**[05:38] Finn**
Got it.
**[05:39] Finn**
So his name's Jack, huh?
**[05:42] Finn**
Don't snack too much, Jack!
**[05:45] Child**
Thanks, mister!
**[05:55] Lindsey**
I'll be sure to pay by next month's deadline.
**[05:59] Landlord**
No, Mr. Lindsey Betz.
**[06:01] Landlord**
There'll be no need for that anymore.
**[06:03] Lindsey**
What do you mean?
**[06:06] Landlord**
We plan to build a large
apartment complex on this property.
**[06:10] Landlord**
So we're thinking of having you
vacate the building by spring.
**[06:14] Lindsey**
What?! You can't...
**[06:16] Lindsey**
That's too sudden!
**[06:29] Boy A**
Are you going home already, Finn?
**[06:32] Finn**
Yeah. I have something to do today.
**[06:34] Girl A**
What?
**[06:35] Girl A**
Play with us, Finn!
**[06:37] Girl A**
Read me that book from last time!
**[06:39] Finn**
Sorry.
**[06:40] Finn**
I'm real busy.
**[06:41] Children**
Liar!
**[06:42] Girl A**
We all know you're unemployed.
**[06:46] Finn**
Shut it!
**[06:47] Finn**
I just got a big job.
**[06:50] Finn**
Later!
**[06:52] Children**
See you, Finn!
**[06:59] Lindsey**
* Sun Fields Orphanage takes in kids*
* who have nowhere to go.*
**[07:05] Lindsey**
*If you ask us to leave all of a sudden...*
**[07:07] Lindsey**
*What will become of the children?*
**[07:10] Landlord**
*This land is mine.*
**[07:12] Landlord**
* If you want to stay here,*
* then come up with some cash.*
**[07:22] Finn**
How's that?! What a haul, huh?
**[07:25] Store Owner**
An Emmet and something
from Bettinger's new line.
**[07:28] Store Owner**
A pen from Turtlemoe.
**[07:29] Store Owner**
This phone is a little old,
but it's an expensive brand.
**[07:32] Store Owner**
And this...
**[07:33] Finn**
Well?! Well?!
**[07:34] Finn**
What's my payout?!
**[07:37] Finn**
What's that zero supposed to mean?!
**[07:39] Store Owner**
This is stolen, isn't it?
**[07:41] Finn**
Th-They're all mementos
from my late grandpa...
**[07:46] Finn**
Including this shiny gold watch!
**[07:48] Store Owner**
This crappy replica?
**[07:52] Finn**
That stingy businessman can drop dead...
**[07:55] Store Owner**
My rule is that I don't take
anything that seems sketchy.
**[07:59] Finn**
Wait, wait! Hold on!
I've got one more thing! For real!
**[08:06] Finn**
A Poison Phenomenon band T-shirt!
**[08:08] Finn**
I'm a huge fan!
**[08:10] Finn**
It's super rare merch that
I bought at a small show.
**[08:13] Finn**
I'm sorry to see it go, but if you
resell it now, you'll make bank!
**[08:16] Store Owner**
Then go sell it yourself.
**[08:18] Finn**
C'mon, man, don't be so cold!
**[08:22] Finn**
Please, I'm begging you!
**[08:23] Store Owner**
This is...
**[08:23] Finn**
I just really need the money right now.
**[08:25] Store Owner**
If it's real, it's worth a ton.
**[08:28] Finn**
No matter how much you offer,
I can't sell that.
**[08:34] Store Owner**
There's no way that card is real anyway.
**[08:37] Store Owner**
Go home and play cards or something, kid.
**[08:44] Finn**
Hang on...
**[08:46] Finn**
Play cards, huh?
**[09:00] Finn**
Hot dang!
**[09:06] Finn**
Thanks for the ride!
**[09:08] Driver**
This your first time in Bell Land?
**[09:10] Finn**
Yup.
**[09:11] Finn**
I'm gonna make big bucks in this city.
**[09:15] Driver**
Just don't lose your head!
**[09:28] Gambler A**
Nice!
**[09:32] Finn**
Fold.
**[09:33] Gambler B**
Fold.
**[09:34] Gambler C**
Me too.
**[09:35] Gambler D**
Then I'll raise.
**[09:40] Dealer**
Call or fold?
**[09:44] Finn**
All in.
**[09:46] Gambler D**
Me too! All in!
**[09:48] Dealer**
Then it's time for the showdown.
**[09:50] Finn**
Showdown!
**[09:52] Finn**
Three of a kind.
**[09:53] Finn**
What about you, dude?
**[09:55] Finn**
Two pair? Aw, don't sweat it.
**[09:57] Gambler C**
I'll excuse myself.
**[09:58] Gambler D**
No luck today.
**[09:59] Gambler A**
How boring.
**[10:02] Finn**
Damn.
**[10:04] Finn**
Making money at a casino is this easy?
**[10:08] Finn**
And it's all thanks to you, bud!
**[10:11] Finn**
Can you keep me lucky
until I save Sun Fields?
**[10:17] Lunchman**
There we go.
**[10:19] Lunchman**
Hey, kid!
**[10:20] Lunchman**
We call that beginner's luck, y'know?
**[10:23] Finn**
What?
**[10:24] Lunchman**
Lucky Lunchman here will show
ya what *real* luck looks like!
**[10:52] Lunchman**
Raise.
**[10:55] Finn**
Re-raise.
**[10:56] Lunchman**
Yer really stretchin' it, kid.
**[10:59] Dealer**
It's now time for the showdown.
**[11:01] Finn**
Sorry 'bout this, old man.
**[11:03] Finn**
I got a straight.
**[11:05] Lunchman**
And I...
**[11:08] Lunchman**
have a flush.
**[11:11] Finn**
I'm not done yet!
**[11:13] Lunchman**
That's what I like to hear!
**[11:15] Lunchman**
Then I won't hold back!
**[11:17] Lunchman**
Full house.
**[11:19] Lunchman**
Four of a kind.
**[11:21] Lunchman**
Straight flush!
**[11:23] Lunchman**
And for the finishing blow...
**[11:25] Lunchman**
A royal straight flush!
**[11:29] Lunchman**
Too bad! My luck was
just better than yers, kid.
**[11:34] Lunchman**
Now then... sayonara!
**[12:04] Finn**
Ouch!
**[12:08] Waiter**
Sir!
**[12:09] Waiter**
I'm so sorry!
**[12:11] Lunchman**
Don't worry 'bout it!
**[12:13] Lunchman**
And you...
**[12:14] Lunchman**
Ya need somethin', kid?
**[12:18] Finn**
Hey, old man. Could I be your apprentice?
**[12:21] Lunchman**
My apprentice?
**[12:22] Finn**
I'm broke after that last game.
**[12:25] Finn**
I need money. Won't you share
some of your luck with me?
**[12:28] Lunchman**
Don't care.
**[12:29] Finn**
Don't say that!
**[12:32] Lunchman**
These are my precious lucky gloves.
**[12:35] Lunchman**
Don't go puttin' yer hands on 'em.
**[12:39] Finn**
Lucky gloves?
**[12:41] Lunchman**
As long as I've got these,
the luck just comes rollin' in!
**[12:46] Finn**
That's so cool.
**[12:48] Man**
My bad.
**[12:49] Finn**
Don't give me that!
**[12:51] Finn**
I was *this* close!
**[13:01] Finn**
Holy shit... You're amazing, old man!
**[13:03] Manager**
Pardon me.
**[13:05] Manager**
I see Lady Luck is with you tonight, sir.
**[13:10] Manager**
Would you care for some
champagne in the VIP room?
**[13:14] Lunchman**
That sounds great.
**[13:16] Lunchman**
You come with me, kid!
**[13:18] Manager**
Right this way, please.
**[13:21] Finn**
Er, hang on... I gotta make money!
**[13:31] Manager**
It's a little musty in here...
**[13:33] Lunchman**
The hell's with this VIP room?
**[13:35] Lunchman**
The air conditioning don't even work?
**[13:38] Manager**
My apologies.
**[13:40] Manager**
By the way, sir...
**[13:43] Manager**
Do you mind if we search you?
**[13:46] Lunchman**
What?
**[13:46] Manager**
A lucky streak like that is unreal.
**[13:50] Manager**
We believe you and your friend
here are playing dirty.
**[13:55] Finn**
Hey, I'm not really his friend...
**[13:58] Lunchman**
Why would I, Lucky Lunchman, be cheatin'?!
**[14:02] Manager**
Those gloves are suspicious.
**[14:05] Lunchman**
Ya can't touch me.
**[14:07] Lunchman**
I'm bettin' a million!
**[14:11] Security A**
Hey! What are you...
**[14:16] Lunchman**
Jackpot!
**[14:20] Manager**
Hurry up and restrain him!
**[14:24] Manager**
Hey! Are you listening?! Hurry!
**[14:28] Bobby**
Damn it...
**[14:30] Bobby**
This player's a pain in the ass.
**[14:35] Finn**
A card like mine?
**[14:37] Bobby**
Play.
**[14:41] Bobby**
"Marble Rumble"!
**[14:43] Manager**
What are you doing?
**[14:45] Manager**
Show me your ID!
**[14:47] Bobby**
Move.
**[14:49] Bobby**
Hey! Let go!
**[14:59] Finn**
His arm turned to marbles!
**[15:00] Lunchman**
You have a card too?!
**[15:03] Bobby**
Shut up and hand over your card.
**[15:08] Security B**
Freeze!
**[15:19] Bobby**
The 10 of diamonds...
**[15:21] Bobby**
"Unlucky Poky."
**[15:22] Bobby**
It has the power of good fortune.
**[15:25] Bobby**
I heard no one can harm its owner.
**[15:29] Bobby**
Maybe I'll give it a try.
**[15:35] Bobby**
Let's have some more fun!
**[15:38] Bobby**
Oh, speaking of which...
You've got a family, right?
**[15:41] Bobby**
A seven-year-old son and a pregnant wife.
**[15:45] Bobby**
How lucky.
**[15:47] Bobby**
Right?!
**[15:48] Bobby**
Tell me.
**[15:50] Bobby**
Will your card protect your family too?
**[15:54] Bobby**
Hey, I just had a great idea.
**[15:57] Bobby**
I'll chase you to the edge of hell
and kill your whole family!
**[16:02] Bobby**
You'll can hold your brat after I've
reduced him to a bloody pile of marbles...
**[16:05] Bobby**
If you're able to keep smirking about luck
then, maybe *that's* your card's power.
**[16:11] Lunchman**
A-All right! I'll give ya my card!
**[16:13] Lunchman**
Anythin' but that!
**[16:14] Bobby**
Good.
**[16:16] Bobby**
If I bring this back, the boss'll...
**[16:22] Chris**
My boss is waiting for that card too!
**[16:32] Bobby**
You weren't invited, car salesman!
**[16:41] Chris**
Jeez.
**[16:42] Chris**
I was supposed to clean
this up in style, but...
**[16:45] Finn**
This guy too?!
**[16:46] Chris**
Play.
**[16:50] Chris**
"Calorie's High"!
**[16:53] Bobby**
Wipe that grin off your face,
or you're in for a world of hurt!
**[17:03] Chris**
Yikes!
**[17:13] Chris**
I only let beautiful ladies
put their hands on me.
**[17:18] Bobby**
It's one stupid thing
after another from you...
**[17:21] Bobby**
Shut the hell up and die!
**[17:27] Finn**
*What the hell is going on?**
**[17:29] Finn**
*I'm not dreaming, am I?**
**[17:30] Finn**
*Also...**
**[17:31] Finn**
*Why do they all have cards like mine?**
**[17:41] Finn**
Old man?!
**[17:49] Bobby**
Out of ammo?
**[17:54] Lunchman**
Gimme back m-my luck...
**[17:57] Lunchman**
Give it to me!
**[18:00] Bobby**
Whoa there.
**[18:02] Bobby**
Good timing.
**[18:05] Bobby**
Lucky me.
**[18:13] Chris**
Hey! You there!
**[18:15] Chris**
Hurry up and get out of here!
**[18:16] Finn**
O-Okay!
**[18:21] Finn**
M-My bad!
**[18:22] Finn**
Sorry!
**[18:27] Bobby**
That brat!
**[18:35] Valet**
Your keys, sir.
**[18:36] Hotel Guest**
Yes, yes, of course.
**[18:38] Hotel Guest**
And your tip...
**[18:40] Valet**
Sir! Are you hurt?
**[18:42] Hotel Guest**
I'm fine.
**[18:43] Hotel Guest**
Good grief. Kids these days...
**[18:48] Hotel Guest**
He stole my car!
**[18:54] Finn**
*With this card, I'll make it rich.*
**[18:57] Finn**
*Lindsey... Everyone...**
**[18:59] Finn**
*Wait for me!**
**[19:00] Finn**
*I'll save Sun Fields for sure!**
**[19:15] Finn**
Shit!
**[19:23] Chris**
Vijay, I'm counting on you.
**[19:41] Finn**
What?
**[19:43] Bobby**
Little brat! You don't even know
what these cards are worth!
**[20:10] Chris**
Hey, you...
**[20:15] Chris**
I'll keep this between us,
so can you give me the card you stole?
**[20:21] Finn**
H-Hey, those wounds...
**[20:24] Finn**
It's just a scratch—
**[20:30] Bobby**
Hey, brat. I'm pretty tenacious.
**[20:33] Bobby**
I told that lucky old bastard I'd chase
him to the edge of hell too, didn't I?
**[20:38] Bobby**
Now, this is your lucky break!
**[20:40] Bobby**
Hand over the card!
**[20:42] Bobby**
If you hold still, I'll kill
you cleanly and painlessly!
**[20:46] Bobby**
If you resist, I'll blow your
brains out and leave you to rot.
**[20:51] Bobby**
Either way, it's game over.
**[20:54] Bobby**
Time for the showdown!
**[20:58] Finn**
Say, bud...
**[20:59] Finn**
Beginner's luck is real, isn't it?
**[21:05] Bobby**
Have it your way.
**[21:06] Bobby**
I'll make it a clean kill.
**[21:08] Finn**
Not so fast. I'm betting on one more game.
**[21:11] Bobby**
What?
**[21:13] Finn**
Showdown.
**[21:14] Bobby**
The 2 of spades?
**[21:17] Finn**
Play!
**[21:34] Finn**
*Focus, focus, focus!**
**[21:52] Finn**
This is...
**[21:55] Chris**
So you're a player too?
**[21:57] Finn**
You... How?
**[22:00] Finn**
Didn't you die?!
**[22:02] Chris**
My orders were to get that card,
even if it killed me.
**[22:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
I am so blind
**[22:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
Still running
**[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Running out of sight
**[22:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
In the night
**[22:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm feeling goosebumps
**[22:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
Betting against the odds again,
I'm being swayed like in a dance
**[22:31] [SONG] Lyrics**
No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
**[22:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just tell me how to figure it out
**[22:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Inside my head, I'm painting the town
**[22:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
Addition is affliction
**[22:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Something's missing
**[22:43] [SONG] Lyrics**
(Oh you really got me wrong)
**[22:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
**[22:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
I gotta advance
**[22:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
You know who I am?
**[22:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm a trickster
**[22:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just take a chance
**[22:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Play the game
**[22:54] [SONG] Lyrics**
It sounds insane
**[22:56] [SONG] Lyrics**
Fate smiles at the borderline
**[22:59] [SONG] Lyrics**
Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
I wanna dance to my own.
**[23:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yea I'm moving like that
**[23:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Give it a try
**[23:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Keep on going down
**[23:10] [SONG] Lyrics**
I just need something real
**[23:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
Then we need no fakes
**[23:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll let my soul be wild and free
**[23:36] Finn**
Next time: "MAKE A CHOICE."