E3 - CRAZY RICH

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[00:04] Nix
    O Lord!
[00:06] Nix
    Strike him with the hammer of wrath!
[00:09] Carter/Jake
    The hammer of wrath...
[00:10] Nix
    Pray for the fire!
    Pray for the fire!
[00:14] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire!
[00:16] Nix
    Pray for the fire!
[00:18] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire!
[00:26] Nix
    Pray for the—
[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    I am so blind
[00:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    Still running
[00:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    Running out of sight
[00:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    In the night
[00:46] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm feeling goosebumps
[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics
    Betting against the odds again,
    I'm being swayed like in a dance
[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just tell me how to figure it out
[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    Inside my head, I'm painting the town
[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    Addition is affliction
[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    Something's missing
[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    (Oh you really got me wrong)
[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    I gotta advance
[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics
    You know who I am?
[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm a trickster
[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just take a chance
[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics
    Play the game
[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    It sounds insane
[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics
    Fate smiles at the borderline
[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
    I wanna dance to my own.
[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yea I'm moving like that
[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    Give it a try
[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Keep on going down
[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    I just need something real
[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics
    Then we need no fakes
[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll let my soul be wild and free
[02:12] Finn
    Not too shabby, eh?
[02:17] Finn
    What's that?
[02:19] Passerby 3-A
    What's going on?
[02:21] Passerby 3-B
    Should we call the police?
[02:21] Carter/Jake
    Come on...
[02:23] Carter/Jake
    Get in!
[02:31] Finn
    A-An abduction?!
[02:42] Carter
    N-N-Not one peep out of you!
[02:46] Carter
    I-I said don't make any noise!
[02:49] Leo
    I'm not, am I?
[02:51] Carter
    Bastard!
[02:52] Carter
    Do you understand the situation you're in?
[02:54] Jake
    Calm down, Carter!
[02:56] Carter
    Y-You're right, Jake.
[03:02] Carter
    Make a call to your father.
[03:05] Carter
    We demand a sincere apology.
[03:07] Jake
    And ten million for compensation!
[03:11] Leo
    I don't know his number.
[03:12] Jake
    Huh?!
[03:13] Jake
    He hasn't given his own son his number?
[03:16] Carter
    Yeah, that sounds like a lie to me!
[03:21] Leo
    I can't tell you what I don't know.
[03:22] Carter
    I'm not buying that!
[03:24] Carter
    You'd better find some way to tell your dad...
[03:27] Carter
    Get on your knees and beg forgiveness!
[03:29] Carter
    And bring ten million dollars!
[03:33] Leo
    How foolish.
[03:34] Carter
    What did you say?!
[03:35] Carter
    Quit stalling and—
[03:37] Carter
    What the heck?!
[03:50] Passerby 3-C
    Whoa, did you see that?
[03:53] Passerby 3-D
    That looks pretty bad...
[03:56] Carter
    Damn it... What was that?
[03:59] Jake
    Bro, the tire!
[04:01] Carter
    Hey! Who's watching the kid?!
[04:04] Jake
    Crap!
[04:08] Finn
    Sorry for barging in, Granny.
[04:14] Finn
    Phew. Looks like we managed to get away.
[04:17] Finn
    You can relax now.
[04:21] Finn
    Hmm?
[04:22] Finn
    Isn't that a Rummy College uniform?
[04:25] Finn
    I hear only rich kids go there.
    Maybe that's why they're after you.
[04:29] Finn
    What's your name?
[04:30] Leo
    What an impertinent question.
[04:31] Leo
    Leave me alone.
[04:33] Finn
    Huh?!
[04:34] Finn
    Wait, hold up.
[04:36] Finn
    You nearly got kidnapped—
[04:38] Leo
    Is it your brain or ears that don't work?
[04:40] Leo
    I'll say it again.
[04:41] Leo
    Leave me alone.
[04:43] Finn
    Is that how you talk
    to the guy who saved you?!
[04:47] Finn
    Don't you have something else to say to me?!
[04:49] Leo
    Something else to say?
[04:56] Leo
    Did you consider the damage
[04:58] Leo
    you might cause by firing
    in the middle of the street?
[05:01] Leo
    Did you realize that interfering
     might endanger the victim in the car?
[05:05] Leo
    Acting on emotion is
     often considered a virtue,
[05:08] Leo
    but I see it as monkeys
    acting on base instinct.
[05:11] Leo
    Playing hero to stroke your ego will
    always get you into trouble.
[05:15] Leo
    Remember that.
[05:20] Carter
    There you are, kidnapper!
[05:22] Jake
    U-Um, we're the kidnappers...
[05:25] Finn
    Man, you're persistent.
[05:27] Carter
    How could we back down?!
[05:29] Carter
    His father destroyed our family!
[05:31] Finn
    He did?
[05:32] Carter
    Our family ran a small factory.
[05:36] Jake
    But our biggest client terminated
    their contract without any warning.
[05:42] Carter
    It was his father's company!
[05:45] Carter
    He ordered the termination of the contract!
[05:49] Carter
    He...
[05:52] Carter
    He's a devil with a human facade!
[05:55] Leo
    That's nothing unusual.
[05:57] Carter/Jake
    What?!
[05:59] Leo
    The weak are eliminated,
     and only the strong survive.
[06:03] Leo
    That's how this world works.
[06:05] Finn
    Y-You can say that, but...
[06:08] Leo
    I don't have time to waste indulging
     grudges held by the poor.
[06:14] Carter
    You bastard!
[06:15] Finn
    Hey, hey, hey!
[06:16] Finn
    I get where you're coming from,
    but kidnapping isn't the answer.
[06:21] Jake
    You have no idea what we've been through!
[06:31] Finn
    I'm telling you,
    you're going about this wrong.
[06:34] Carter
    Shut up!
[06:35] Finn
    You could still get off light
    if you'd back down now.
[06:38] Finn
    No one sympathizes with kidnappers,
     you know what I mean?
[06:45] Finn
    Listen to me!
[06:46] Jake
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[06:47] Finn
    Now I'm drenched!
[06:49] Carter
    You fricking bastard!
[06:52] Finn
    Come on! This is a new suit!
[06:55] Carter
    Get lost!
[06:57] Finn
    Let me go!
[06:58] Carter
    I'll crush you to death!
[06:59] Jake
    B-Bro!
[07:04] Carter
    That hurt!
[07:05] Jake
    J-Just get lost already!
[07:09] Sugar
    This is the police!
[07:10] Sugar
    Show me your hands!
[07:14] Sugar
    I'm taking you in for kidnapping,
    property damage, and other charges.
[07:20] Carter
    Stop!
[07:20] Jake
    Please forgive me!
[07:23] Carter
    Let me go!
[07:29] Finn
    Thanks, officer.
[07:33] Sugar
    For stealing the scooter.
[07:35] Sugar
    Also, I'm taking you two in as key witnesses.
[07:40] Finn
    Huh?
[07:47] Finn
    H-How did this happen?
[07:51] Leo
    I told you, playing hero will—
[07:55] Finn
    It's normal to help someone in need.
[07:58] Leo
    Your "normal" doesn't apply to me.
[08:03] Finn
    You really are something.
[08:05] Finn
    You and your dad must have hella
    interpersonal problems.
[08:09] Finn
    You know, people hate that kind of
     authoritarian attitude.
[08:14] Finn
    Act like that, and of course people
    are gonna resent you and avoid you—
[08:17] Leo
    Shut up!
[08:20] Leo
    I don't need an outsider's opinion.
[08:22] Finn
    H-Hey, where are you going?
[08:24] Leo
    Home.
[08:25] Finn
    Home? But...
[08:29] Finn
    Huh?
[08:42] Finn
    H-Hey! Wait up!
[08:46] Sugar
    Where did they go?!
[08:49] Sugar
    Oh, Captain Young...
[08:57] Young
    Forget about those two.
[08:59] Sugar
    Forget them?!
[09:00] Young
    If you value your life,
    don't get too involved with them.
[09:09] Jake
    What do we do, bro?
[09:11] Carter
    How do we explain this?
[09:21] Nix
    Carter! Jake! You useless pieces of shit!
[09:24] Carter/Jake
    Nix!
[09:25] Nix
    Let's go.
[09:30] Nix
    I shall bring divine wrath
    down upon the wicked,
[09:33] Nix
    with this power bestowed by God...
[09:39] Finn
    Hey, wait!
[09:40] Finn
    Wait up! How did you—
[09:42] Leo
    I have no interest in you.
[09:44] Finn
    Hold on a sec.
[09:47] Finn
    Oh, come on!
[10:04] Student 3-A
    Hey, did you hear the new
     Poison Phenomenon song?
[10:06] Student 3-B
    Yeah, I did!
[10:07] Student 3-B
    It's sick, right?
[10:09] Student 3-A
    Totally!
[10:10] Student 3-A
    The rap just sizzled!
[10:11] Finn
    Here.
[10:12] Student 3-B
    Yeah!
[10:16] Leo
    I thought you left.
[10:17] Finn
    Nope. This is for you.
[10:19] Finn
    My treat.
[10:22] Finn
    I mean, I guess it's more of an apology.
[10:25] Finn
    I spoke ill of your father when I
    don't know anything about him.
[10:29] Finn
    Sorry.
[10:40] Finn
    I grew up in an orphanage.
[10:43] Leo
    What? Are you trying to gain
    my sympathy and beg for forgiveness?
[10:46] Finn
    That's not it.
[10:49] Finn
    Apparently, I was in a
    traffic accident when I was little.
[10:52] Finn
    I was miraculously saved, but the shock
     of it all made me lose my memories.
[10:58] Finn
    I guess it's what you call amnesia.
[11:01] Finn
    I don't remember anything about my family.
[11:05] Finn
    So I don't know, or rather...
[11:09] Finn
    I can't imagine what it's like to hear
     someone talk shit about my parents.
[11:12] Finn
    But, I mean, you know...
[11:15] Leo
    You do want my sympathy.
[11:18] Finn
    I don't.
[11:24] Finn
    Good, right?
[11:27] Leo
    It's not bad.
[11:28] Finn
    Stop being difficult, will ya?
[11:34] Finn
    Don't know your way home?
[11:36] Finn
    I can take you.
[11:40] Finn
    Oh, that's close to my workplace.
[11:43] Finn
    We can take that to get there.
[11:47] Leo
    Is that the subway?
[11:50] Finn
    Don't tell me you've never used it.
[11:53] Leo
    Does it take credit cards?
[11:57] Finn
    Come on, follow me.
[11:58] Leo
    I told you to leave me—
[12:00] Finn
    Never mind that. Come on.
[12:04] Finn
    Man, you're a real trust fund baby, huh?
[12:08] Leo
    Hmm?
[12:08] Finn
    Er, just don't see that every day...
[12:15] Finn
    What?!
[12:16] Leo
    Calm down. It's just a suit.
[12:18] Finn
    B-But it's new...
[12:25] Leo
    Don't worry about him.
[12:27] Leo
    But it's not good manners
    to run around on the train.
[12:32] Leo
    Don't do it again.
[12:33] Leo
    Can you promise?
[12:36] Child 3
    Okay.
[12:49] Leo
    What?
[12:50] Finn
    You actually have a nice side—
[12:51] Nix
    I heard you were the devil's spawn.
    Who knew you had a human side?
[12:57] Finn
    You're the guys from before!
[12:58] Nix
    I heard what you did to my dear brothers.
[13:04] Nix
    Play!
[13:05] Finn
    You...!
[13:09] Nix
    "Lethal Scoville"!
[13:12] Passenger 3-A
    What's that?
[13:13] Passenger 3-B
    A magic trick?
[13:14] Nix
    Allow me to return the favor.
[13:22] Passenger 3-C
    My god!
[13:24] Leo
    It's hot.
[13:27] Nix
    Now call your father!
[13:30] Leo
    I told your brothers that
    I don't know his number.
[13:34] Leo
    They're incapable of passing on
     such simple information?
[13:36] Carter
    Then call an employee or his secretary!
    Just get someone on the phone!
[13:40] Carter
    And tell them what's happening to you!
[13:47] Nix
    He'll drop everything to come
    if he knows his son's life is at risk.
[13:52] Nix
    That's how parents are!
[13:54] Leo
    You don't know him at all.
[13:57] Leo
    He'll discard anyone who'd drag him down.
[14:00] Leo
    Even his own son.
[14:03] Finn
    You...
[14:05] Nix
    Is that so?
[14:07] Nix
    Then I wonder what he'll do when he
    sees the charred corpse of that son.
[14:24] Leo
    Fine. Tell me what you want.
[14:27] Finn
    Hey!
[14:27] Jake
    S-Stay quiet.
[14:29] Finn
    Don't touch me!
[14:32] Leo
    That's enough.
[14:33] Nix
    Good.
[14:34] Nix
    If you want to live, then be
    smart like the rich boy over here.
[14:40] Nix
    Pray for the fire.
[14:42] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire.
[14:45] Nix
    Pray for the fire!
[14:47] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire!
[14:50] Nix
    Play!
[14:51] Nix
    "Lethal Scoville"!
[14:52] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire, pray for the fire...
[14:57] Carter/Jake
    Pray for the fire, pray for the fire...
[15:00] Finn
    Those guys are nuts.
[15:02] Leo
    The weak always latch on to something.
[15:05] Leo
    For them, it's religion.
[15:08] Finn
    Religion, huh?
[15:11] Finn
    But more importantly...
[15:17] Finn
    I worked a little magic.
[15:18] Leo
    You got some sticky fingers, huh?
[15:22] Nix
    Finally, the time has come to let
     the hammer of wrath fall!
[15:30] Jake
    By the way, bro...
[15:31] Carter
    What's up, Jake?
[15:33] Jake
    That guy in yellow...
[15:36] Jake
    Who is he?
[15:39] Carter
    Not sure.
[15:40] Jake
    A student from Rummy College?
[15:41] Jake
    A classmate?
[15:43] Carter
    Doesn't seem like it.
     He looks kinda plebby.
[15:46] Finn
    Unfortunately, I am...
[15:49] Finn
    a car dealer who happened to pass by!
[15:51] Leo
    Hey!
[15:52] Finn
    Play!
[15:53] Finn
    "Neo New Nambu"!
[16:00] Finn
    Get outside the factory!
[16:02] Leo
    Idiot!
[16:03] Leo
    Calm down and assess the situation—
[16:04] Nix
    Carter! Jake!
[16:06] Jake
    We're okay!
[16:07] Carter
    Sis, you go after him!
[16:10] Nix
    So you have a god watching over you too?
[16:13] Nix
    And yet...!
[16:16] Finn
    If you're a player, then...
[16:25] Nix
    You deserve divine punishment.
[16:28] Nix
    A trial of flame!
[16:41] Finn
    Damn it!
[16:43] Nix
    Where do you think you're aiming?
[16:50] Finn
    I can't see clearly because of the smoke.
[17:07] Nix
    Your flesh, your bones...
[17:10] Nix
    I'll burn everything to ash!
[17:21] Chris
    Sorry, sorry.
[17:23] Chris
    I got stuck in traffic.
[17:25] Finn
    Chris?!
[17:26] Chris
    Huh?
[17:27] Chris
    Why are you here, Finn?
[17:29] Nix
    Who the heck are you?!
[17:30] Chris
    Huh? Oh, I'm kind of like a proxy.
[17:33] Chris
    Where's Leo?
[17:35] Nix
    A proxy?!
[17:36] Nix
    Are you kidding me?!
[17:37] Leo
    I'm here.
[17:38] Chris
    Hmm?
[17:38] Leo
    You got the money?
[17:39] Chris
    Of course!
[17:40] Chris
    I got tons right here.
[17:41] Carter
    Stop messing with us!
[17:43] Carter
    Bring us the man himself!
[17:45] Leo
    How much is in there?
[17:46] Chris
    A million, for now.
[17:47] Jake
    A million?!
[17:48] Leo
    I'd say that much is a wasted
     on these people.
[17:49] Nix
    We asked for ten!
[17:51] Chris
    It's a bargain.
[17:52] Chris
    You're getting a card on top of that.
[17:54] Finn
    Hey, what are you two talking—
[17:57] Nix
    Stop blabbering on and listen to me!
[18:07] Carter/Jake
    M-M-Money!
[18:12] Finn
    H-Hey...
[18:21] Leo
    Play.
[18:26] Leo
    "Never No Dollars"!
[18:30] Chris
    Meet Leo, the player with the 7 of diamonds.
[18:34] Chris
    He's part of High Card.
[18:35] Finn
    Huh?!
[18:39] Carter/Jake
    No! Our money!
[18:43] Leo
    You're wrong.
[18:46] Leo
    It's my money.
[18:48] Chris
    "Never No Dollars."
[18:50] Chris
    This power exchanges nearby cash
    for something of equivalent value.
[19:08] Nix
    You fricking... bourgeois!
[19:12] Leo
    All bow before money.
[19:56] Nix
    O Lord!
[20:03] Finn
    Are you all right?!
[20:04] Leo
    I didn't need your help.
[20:06] Leo
    Playing hero will always
    get you into trouble.
[20:17] Finn
    Hey!
[20:18] Finn
    Man, what are you—
[20:20] Finn
    Hmm?
[20:23] Leo
    Now I've paid off my debt.
[20:27] Finn
    Nice working with you, Leo.
[20:30] Leo
    Impertinent as ever.
[20:37] Finn
    What did you just say...?
[20:39] Bernard
    I said this is Leo Constantine Pinochle,
[20:43] Bernard
    the manager of the Old Maid Street
    branch of Pinochle Automobiles.
[20:50] Finn
    For real?
[20:51] Chris
    Yup, for real.
[20:52] Finn
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[20:55] Chris
    Because you didn't ask—
[20:55] Leo
    Finn. Chris.
[21:03] Leo
    Finn. I've read the report.
[21:05] Leo
    I'm not impressed with your reckless
    need to plunge headfirst into danger.
[21:08] Leo
    And Chris, you need to
    do better as his mentor.
[21:09] Wendy
    Has Finn met Leo already?
[21:11] Leo
    Do not carelessly use your
    card's power in public.
[21:12] Vijay
    I wonder if something happened
    that we're not aware of...
[21:14] Leo
    Do you have any idea how many times
    your heroism put me in danger?
[21:18] Leo
    Are you stupid?
[21:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    We move on, kicking away a crisis
[21:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dare to cause a dramatic upset
[21:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    To those of you in the safe zone
    who hate to rock the boat
[21:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    Over here, I'm barely surviving today
[21:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    In exchange for my MP
[21:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    I can't cool down this burning passion
[21:47] [SONG] Lyrics
    Bring it, weak-ass monsters!
[21:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    With that said, my knees are shaking
[21:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    But I still dream on
[21:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    Because I don't want to make myself a liar
[22:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    (Are you all ready?)
[22:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    And don't be afraid
[22:06] [SONG] Lyrics
    Let's get sassy
[22:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm sharpening the senses I lost
[22:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    Repeating a desperate act to get in the zone
[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    We move on, welcoming any phenomenon
[22:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    I challenge myself on the lifeline I run on
[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics
    Please let it slide if I take a huge tumble
[22:30] [SONG] Lyrics
    I smile as I go, dedicating my whole life
[22:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    That's why I get serious
[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics
    So I can leave my tracks
[22:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Shake up the destiny in my hand
[22:52] Leo
    That's how we came to obtain this card.
[22:55] Owen
    Good work.
[22:58] Owen
    However, please try to avoid drawing
    unnecessary attention in the city.
[23:02] Owen
    It does cost us to cover it up.
[23:04] Leo
    I'm not talking to you.
[23:07] Theodore
    Owen, what's next on my schedule?
[23:09] Owen
    Sir, there's a meeting with the other
     branch managers at two o'clock.
[23:14] Theodore
    I see.
[23:31] Leo
    See you later, Dad.
[23:36] Finn
    Next time: "SAMURAI GIRL."